you could put it in the kitchen
you don’t have hardly any of my flayings in there
so it is a picture of someone being flayed
well
sort of
i mean they’re already flayed but they’re not getting flayed
it’s not like a double flaying
ooh wait
hang on
Bring me my Bow of burning gold
William what are you talking about
Bring me my Arrows of desire
You’re not allowed to have arrows
has someone let you have arrows?
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
William
you don’t have any of those things
and there aren’t any clouds out
it’s a very nice day
why don’t you come outside in the garden for a little while
it’s a very nice day out here
Bring me my Chariot of fire!
I can’t do that, I’m afraid
but I can bring you a cup of tea
would you like me to bring you a cup of tea?
William?
would you like that?
it’s no chariot of fire but I’ll put lots of milk in it
bring me a cup of tea
I’ll get you a cup of tea
a cup of tea of fire
what’s that?
hmm?
what?
nothing
just a normal cup of tea with no fire in it yet
at all
not yet
ha ha ha ha ha
When the Sun rises do you not see a round Disk of fire
somewhat like a Guinea
I guess it could look like that
O no no I see an Innumerable company of the Heavenly host
oh
crying Holy Holy Holy is the Lord God Almighty
I guess it could be that too
either the money or the screaming angels
WOULD YOU QUESTION A WINDOW
what?
WOULD YOU QUESTION A WINDOW
I suppose not
I suppose I wouldn’t
THEN NEITHER WILL I QUESTION MY CORPOREAL NOR
VEGETATIVE EYE
Every thing in Dantes Comedia shews That for Tyrannical
Purposes he has made This World the Foundation of All & the
Goddess Nature & not the Holy Ghost
are you drawing pictures of Hell again
Keep just as you are – I will draw your portrait – for you have ever been an angel to me
okay
okay I’ll keep real still
take all the time you want
what do you think would happen
if Heaven and Hell got MARRIED
I don’t know
a Line or Lineament is not formed by Chance a Line is a Line
in its Minutest Subdivision[s] Strait or Crooked It is Itself & Not
Intermeasurable with or by any Thing Else Such is Job
are we
are we still talking about Hell
or are we talking about math now
King Lear
okay who wants a kingdom
me
me I do
how much do you love me
oh my god
how much DON’T I love you is a better question
i love you like i love eyes
or outer space
or standing up
or even this question
ahhhh that’s so much haha
ahh that’s so much
i knooooow
you can definitely have a kingdom
oh my god thank you
i hope you didn’t think i was saying that
just to get a kingdom
oh no not at all
yayyyyyy
maybe after you take over i can come stay with you
oh
actually
that would not work for me
we’re redoing a lot of the rooms right now
i’m so sorry!!!
hi babe :)
u coming over tonight
who is this
babe its regan
you know who i am
stop texting this number
leave me alone
edmund would never say that who is this
is this fucking goneril
no
it is
it totally is
you are so transparent
i can’t believe you stole his phone
i didn’t steal it
he’s in the shower
if you must know
that’s so pathetic
if it’s so pathetic
then why is he here showering with me
instead of there
showering with you
obviously he isn’t showering with you
obviously he’s just showering
and you’re alone
going through his phone
trying to make sure he doesn’t get my messages
just leave him alone
i never let edmund shower alone when he’s at my place
shut up
this is why he’s never going to kill your husband for you
i don’t see anybody killing your husband
well it’s hard to see
when you’re blinded
by jealousy
oh guess what edmund came out of the shower
he says he loves me and we’re getting married and he’s going to murder my husband
so
can’t talk gotta go bye!!!
you’re lying
nope he’s killing my husband right now
oh my god there’s so much blood
we’re going to have to take another shower
after all this husband
murdering
byyyyye
don’t you dare
goneril
goneril
you made that up right
i’m calling right now
let’s just run away, Cordelia
all right
you and me
we’ll run off to jail together
Lear and Cordelia, together again
oh
just the two of us
like birds in a cage
I’ll be one bird and you’ll be the other bird
huh
we can laugh at butterflies
and listen to court gossip from the guards
and just live there forever
and pray and sing and laugh
we’ll be SPIES for GOD
just like two crazy birds trapped in a tower together
yeah
that would be
jail with my dad
so much better than moving to France
with my powerful new husband
yeah
wow
forever and ever
it’ll be so great
let’s do it
oh
okay
yes
sure
let me just
tell my husband that
I’m running off to jail with my dad forever
okay i’ll wait
it might take a little while
things are pretty crazy around here right now
be right here
whenever you get back
John Donne
i just think it’s a little weird
you don’t mind when a flea bites both of us
but you won’t have sex with me
i wouldn’t even bite you
what
unless you wanted me to
obviously if you wanted me to i would bite you
but the biting’s really not the point here
i didn’t let the flea bite me
i didn’t even know it was there
see
that�
��s just how easy having sex with me is
wait
that’s not
that’s not exactly what i mean
i really don’t see what the flea has to do with us
it means we’re basically married
it has my blood and your blood in it
so
you’ve technically already had sex with me
and you might as well do it again
i don’t
wait
but there could be a lot of other blood in there too
well we might have to have sex with all those people too
what
don’t get mad at me
get mad at the flea for making me have sex with so many people
look i’ll just kill the flea
okay?
the flea is gone
oh my god you’ll kill our blood baby
but you won’t even have sex with me
Hamlet
hey kiddo
are you coming down for dinner
fuck you
okay
sorry honey
your not sorry at all
do you want me to bring you a sandwich?
i wish i was dead
okay honey
but do you want a sandwich first
what kind of sandwich
we’re having tuna fish
okay
okay you still want to die?
or okay you want me to bring you a tuna fish sandwich?
uuuuughhh
you dont get it
i’ll bring you the sandwich just in case
i dont want one if theres the little crunchy things in it
capers?
no
the little crunchy things
celery?
NO
THE LITTLE CRUNCHY THINGS
relish?
yeah
i don’t think there’s any relish in them but i’ll check
bring two
if i dont die i want one for later
okay
dont come in though
I won’t
im working on something and i dont want you to look at it
so just leave them by the door
Don Quixote
Dulcinea
DULCINEA
BESTIR YOURSELF
dragons -
dragons everywhere -
where are there dragons?
where are you?
I am beset by dragons, my love!
there has been perfidy
in this strange land of iron islands
and wraiths that drape themselves in steam
are you in the kitchen?
no kitchen could produce a bellow so terrifying
nor a stench so foul
as that of these steel dragons
i think you are in the kitchen
they perch upon nests of flame!!
yes
you are absolutely in the kitchen
that is the tea kettle
I WILL SLAY THEM ALL
please do not stab my tea kettle
ah, dear one
your concern for my safety does you credit
but a man must be brave
where is my steed
where is Rocinante
I REQUIRE SWIFTNESS
Hamlet
Part II
Did you just take a tray up to him
up to who?
Don’t do that
don’t do what
Pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about
well he needs to eat
I don’t know what to tell you
he’s a growing boy and he needs to eat
How old is he?
I don’t understand what that’s supposed to mean
I mean
how old does he have to get before he stops growing
People are always growing
He’s 37
He’s still in school!
He can eat dinner with us like a normal human being or he can
wait until breakfast like everyone else
I can’t believe you
Maybe if you didn’t let him sleep in until noon
he’d be hungry at dinner
Maybe if you talked to him he wouldn’t want to stay
in his room all the time
René Descartes
are you up
i can’t sleep
what if there’s an evil demon as clever and deceitful as he is powerful
who has directed his entire effort to misleading me
i don’t know
i guess that would be awful
go back to sleep
what if that’s just what the evil demon wants me to do
i don’t know
oh my god
what if i’m asleep already
what if i’m dreaming right now
and all of my perceptions are false
i don’t know
then I guess it doesn’t matter
so you might as well just go back to sleep
how can you think of sleep at a time like this
well i usually am asleep at three in the morning
it’s a habit of mine
maybe you just think it’s a habit of yours
maybe the evil demon is deceiving you too
maybe
what is a dream but a series of lies designed to keep us
immobilized in a dark room for hours at a time
that’s a good point
i’m going to go back to sleep and i’ll think about that while i’m
dreaming
that sounds like something an evil demon would say
guess I’ll just have to take that chance
are you really going back to sleep
are you sleeping
don’t go to sleep
i want to talk about math
William Wordsworth
hi
hey
how are you
pretty good thanks!
good
good
thats good
im glad someones doing good today
thats good
for you
how are you doing, William?
oh dont worry about me
I’m not worried
no need to worry about how im doing
I’m just asking
how you’re doing
ahhhhhhhhh
i just feel like
a cloud
you know?
like a cloud looking at flowers
oh
I’m sorry?
just a lonely old cloud
made of vapor and sadness
and whatever else clouds are made of
looking at flowers
wandering
alone
William
do you want me to come over?
no
i dont care
i dont want to bother you
it’s no trouble
how can you even visit a cloud
too busy wandering
lonely
over hills and things
do you want me to come over?
that would be nice
yes
please
Hamlet
Part III
they had the little crunchy things in them
oh honey I’m sorry
I thought I picked all of them out
well
you didnt
do you want something else?
no
are you sure?
i ate them anyway
they were okay i guess
i guess i dont mind the little crunchy things that much
:)
that girl keeps calling for you by the way
tell her im not here
are you sure?
yes im busy
im working on my project
let me
just come in for five minutes so I can vacuum for you
I promise I won’t get in the way of your project