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  “It is meant to be,” Neena said, licking her lips. “When I get back, it’s on.”

  “You’re not going to invite him to our house, are you?” Nia asked. “Then again, that might be better. That way, I can be there to protect you.”

  “Nia, Jacob’s cool. He owns a real estate company and his house is paid for.”

  “What about his personality? Demons can own homes,” Nia said sarcastically. All Neena was ever worried about were the materialistic offerings of a man.

  “Look, just do me a favor.” Neena took a grocery receipt out of her coat pocket along with a pen and started scribbling on it. “Here is my password for my Internet account and Jacob’s email address. I would call him, but I don’t think I’ll have time.”

  “So what do you want me to do?” Nia really wasn’t trying to get mixed up in Neena’s nonsense.

  “Email him and tell him I had to leave town for a few days and that I’ll call him when I get back.”

  “Why can’t I just call him?” Nia asked, wondering why people felt it was easier to use email as a means of communication than the telephone.

  “Because you might say something nasty to him.” Neena shoved the paper at Nia. “Just do it, please.”

  “Okay, dang!”

  Nia pulled up at the terminal in the passenger drop-off section and put the car in park. She popped her trunk, got out, and met Neena at the rear so she could help her with her bag, which probably weighed more than the two of them put together.

  “Have a safe trip, Sis.” Nia hugged Neena and kissed her on the cheek after a red cap relieved them from the bag. “I’ll eat double for you at Momma’s house so she won’t feel like she overcooked.”

  Neena giggled. “How kind of you. Love you, Sissypoo!”

  “Love you, too!”

  Nia watched Neena walk away and almost broke out in tears. The reason neither one of them moved away was partially because of their mother, but mostly because they couldn’t stand to be apart for long lengths of time. Sure, they argued and went through much drama at times, but their bond was undeniably strong.

  Neena was almost in the terminal when the curiosity bug bit Nia. “Neena, what web site did you meet him on anyway?”

  Neena turned and grinned at her before yelling, “BlackGentlemen.com!”

  Chapter Three

  “BlackGentlemen.com,” Nia whispered to herself no less than fifty times on the drive home. She wasn’t one for meeting men over the Internet, not since her Lilliputian episode, but this might be something worth checking out.

  Bryant was her on again, off again lover, but nothing to lose her mind over if he should ever walk out of her life for good. In the small town where they lived, pickings were slim and Bryant was about the best thing going. He worked as a counselor at a detention home for boys. At least, that meant he was compassionate. He was kind of short and on the pudgy side but at least he had to look down at her, as opposed to the other way around. The best thing about Bryant was his foot massages. He doled out some hellified foot action. In bed, his action was brief and often seemed staged, like he’d thought about the entire thing, move by move, on his way over.

  They’d met in the automotive section of the local Wal-Mart, which had managed to put the majority of the mom-and-pop stores out of business upon its inception. Nia was looking for the windshield wiper fluid while Bryant was getting some new subwoofers for his pick-up truck. It was far from love at first sight, but Nia could appreciate a brother with a friendly smile and Bryant definitely possessed one.

  Two years later, they were still an item, meaning they went out to eat pizza, Chinese, or took advantage of the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Golden Corral once a week. They also took in whatever movie was being featured at the dollar theater, an old-fashioned theater where you could still get a “real” cherry cola, buy freshly popped popcorn instead of stuff that was delivered in thirty-two gallon clear bags from some outside source, and sit in a balcony. That was about the extent of their activities outside of the home. Bryant was boring at best. At his worse, he could be downright depressing.

  Nia returned home to find three messages from her mother on her answering machine. Her mother was complaining about Neena’s departure, as if Nia could will her to come back. Nia and Neena had separate phone lines and answering machines. Nia figured their mother had left a slew of nastier messages on Neena’s machine she’d have to endure after her business trip.

  Her stomach was rather queasy so she got some saltine crackers and ginger ale from the kitchen and sat down at her computer workstation. Her computer was barely booted up good before she was signing onto Neena’s America Online account. She couldn’t believe that Neena was using the screen name CumInNeena and the password dick lover.

  Instead of sending an email to Jacob right away, she decided to be nosy and read Neena’s email first. There was a ton of junk emails and some from mutual friends of theirs that Nia recognized from their screen names. She also corresponded with them and assumed those same emails were probably blind carbon-copied to her mail box under PatientOne, her screen name.

  Then she spotted something interested. It was an email from the screen name Neena had given her for Jacob, DMan4U2NV, and the subject line was “I Can’t Wait To Work That Body Over.” Nia wasted no time opening the email so she could read it.

  Neena,

  I can’t wait to see you Christmas Eve. I have some wonderful surprises for you. I am going to cater to your every sexual desire, show you the kind of love and affection you deserve, take you to heights of satisfaction only a real man can achieve, and make you yearn for my loving from now until the end of time.

  Below is a poem I wrote for you, Neena. While it can not begin to reflect the deep feelings I have within my heart for you, I think it is a beginning. The rest I will just have to show to you.

  I Can’t Wait To Work That Body Over

  I can’t wait to work that body over

  Take my tongue and lick you from head to toe

  Take you to places you never thought you could go

  Just relax baby girl and go with the flow

  I can’t wait to work that body over

  Insert myself gently and explore you inside

  Let you climb on top of me and take a little ride

  Make love to you slowly, rock you from side-to-side

  I can’t wait to work that body over

  Feast on you while we share a bottle of wine

  Spread your legs, go down there, and spend a little time

  Damn, damn, Neena, you are so damn fine

  And I can’t wait to work that body over.

  I hope you enjoyed my little poem baby. While not a poet, I wanted to at least try to express my feelings. And what I said is nothing but the truth. I can’t wait to work that fine body of yours over.

  I was sitting here this morning, looking at your picture, and licking my lips. There are so many things I want to do to you and I am making the preparations. All you have to do is bring your little fine self on.

  Are we still meeting at Club Oviedo tomorrow night at nine? I hope you won’t get scared and back out of our plans. I know it is strange to make plans to become intimate with a stranger, but I feel like we have moved beyond that. I haven’t been this excited about anything since my brother and I placed the sign for our real estate agency on a stake and pushed it into the ground.

  “Mmmm, he has a brother,” Nia said out loud to herself, sitting there about to cream in her pants after reading Jacob’s poem. “I wonder what’s up with the brother? Probably married.”

  She went back to reading the email:

  Neena, I took a special photograph just for you. The kind we talked about on the phone the other night. Remember? I didn’t attach it to the email because I didn’t want to risk offending you. But, if you want it, all you have to do is email me back and ask for it. It is yours. I am yours. I only hope and pray that you will be mine for always, starting with tomorrow night.

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sp; Until then, sweetie. Are you still wearing that sexy red dress you described in your last email? If so, I might not be able to keep my hands off of you or protect you from the onslaught of men that will undoubtedly try to pick you up.

  Love and Kisses,

  Jacob

  “Mmm, it appears Neena might have lucked up and found herself a winner. He sounds so sexy.”

  Nia hit the reply button and then hesitated. She knew perfectly well that she should type Jacob a response, letting him know that Neena had been called away on business. Yet and still, she was faced with a dilemma. This man had managed to stir something in her in the span of one email that Bryant had been unable to awaken the entire time they’d been seeing each other. Was he for real?

  Nia was tempted to email him back and ask for the picture he mentioned, but knew it had to be something majorly freaky because of the way he delayed sending it. She craved to know what he looked like so she decided to do the next best thing.

  She launched her Internet Explorer and quickly typed in www.blackgentlemen.com. When she saw this portrait of three fine ass black men downloading onto her computer from the main entrance, she let out a sigh. “Dang, look at them!”

  Nia couldn’t believe that she’d never heard of BlackGentlemen.com before. It was the bomb diggity! She navigated through the site and decided to search by state. She was looking for Jacob’s picture. She was disappointed when she discovered that some men were using names like Black Stallion and Stud Muffin instead of their real first names. She clicked on a few of the men listed from the Durham area and, although attractive, none of them fit the description that Neena had given her of Jacob.

  She was just about to give up her search, go back to the America Online screen, and email Jacob when she spotted DMan4U2NV from Durham, NC on the listings page. She took a deep breath and clicked on the hyperlink. She collapsed back in her chair when she saw his picture downloading.

  He was tall, at least six feet four, judging from the way he was towering over the hood of the hunter-green BMW he was posing next to. He had the smoothest skin, a dark caramel, and closely-set, hazelnut eyes. He had a perfect and inviting smile and was undoubtedly the type of man that took pride in his appearance. His clothing was neatly pressed, his hair was freshly cut, and he had muscles rippling all over his body.

  “Damn, Neena! You go, Girl!”

  Nia stared at the photo for a few moments and ran a series of what ifs through her mind. What if she emailed him back and asked to see the other photo? What if she flirted with him in the email? What if she showed up at Club Oviedo instead of Neena? What if she found out firsthand what he meant in his poem? What if she let him “work her body over?”

  “Nia, keep ahold of yourself,” she said aloud, trying to stop her heart from beating so fast in her chest.

  If she took Neena’s place and Neena found out, she’d never forgive her. But what if she didn’t find out? Nonsense; she’d have to find out. Then again, Neena had never actually met him, so it wasn’t like she was sleeping with Neena’s bona-fide man. He was a brother from the Internet, for goodness sake.

  Nia had never done something so scandalous before, although Neena had often tried to convince her to play the switching game when they were teenagers. When Nia always refused, Neena called her boring and said she was no fun as a twin.

  She gazed into Jacob’s eyes and knew he was what she needed in her life, if only for one night.

  She clicked off the BlackGentlemen.com web site and hit reply on Jacob’s email.

  Jacob,

  I will be there tomorrow at nine. I can’t wait to see you and I definitely can’t wait to see how you intend to work my body over. I loved your poem. It made me wet. The good, sticky kind of wet. Did you really write that just for me? I am so flattered.

  As for the photo, of course I want you to send it. I bet it’s HOT!

  Well, let me run so I can get prepared for our big night tomorrow. It has been a long time coming and I want it to be perfect.

  I will check back a little later and see if you’ve sent the new photo. If you don’t get a chance to, I will understand and just see you tomorrow.

  Love and Kisses,

  Neena

  Nia signed off and returned the phone call from her mother, listening to her whine and complain about Neena’s sudden departure. She kept waiting for her mother to take a break so she could remind her that she had nothing to do with it. After about fifteen minutes, she told her mother she had to go because someone was at the door.

  As soon as she hung up, Bryant called. He tried to smooth talk Nia into letting him make a booty call. She thought about the fifty pumps he usually put in before he collapsed on top of her and declined his offer, telling him she was planning to wash her hair. It was a lame ass line but it always worked in movies.

  Nia fixed herself a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner and washed it down with a glass of orange juice. She never bothered to cook big meals because Neena was always on the go and she didn’t believe in slaving over a hot stove all day for the likes of Bryant, although there was nothing he would have liked more.

  She sat down on the sofa to watch Less Than Zero on HBO Plus; one of her favorite movies of all time. Talk about scaring somebody straight. She couldn’t imagine a person turning to a life of drugs after watching the movie. Ironically, one of the featured actors did just that.

  Halfway through the film, her thoughts turned to Jacob. She had no business sending him that email. She got up and signed back on to Neena’s account, determined to email him an apology and explain what was really going on. That is, until…

  Nia spotted a new email from him with an attachment.

  “Should I or shouldn’t I?” Nia asked herself, halfway expecting someone to yell out an answer.

  She bit her bottom lip and hit the download button.

  “Oh myyyyyyy!” she cooed.

  There before her was Jacob, wrapped in a red satin bow and nothing else. The thick part of the bow was covering his privates and Nia was extremely disappointed. A glimpse of his manhood would have made her night. The view he gave her wasn’t half-bad though. He was cut every which way and looked as soft as silk.

  “Fuck it! I’m going to do this! I’m sorry, Neena!”

  The body of Jacob’s email was simple: I hope you like it.

  Nia hit the reply button.

  Jacob,

  I like your picture a lot. In fact, I love it and I can’t wait to see you. We have less than twenty-four hours. I’ll be counting the minutes.

  Your Baby,

  Neena

  Nia fell asleep dreaming about Jacob. She was looking forward to one hell of a Christmas Eve.

  Chapter Four

  The next morning Nia set about the task of transforming herself into her twin. While identical by nature, they did have different styles. She wasn’t sure how much Jacob knew about Neena so she decided to play it safe and let her hair down literally. Nia always wore her shoulder length auburn hair up in a bun while Neena always let hers hang freely. Therefore, she washed her hair, blow-dried it, and teased it with mousse and a spiral hair brush.

  Next was the outfit. She searched Neena’s overcrowded walk-in closet for the infamous red dress she’d promised Jacob she would wear to their rendezvous. Nia felt like a fool when she finally noticed a garment bag hanging over the back of the love seat in Neena’s bedroom.

  She unzipped the bag and pulled out a skimpy red sheath.

  “Damn, it’s too cold outside for this!” Nia exclaimed.

  She took the dress to her own bedroom and went through her closet to match it up with one of her blazers. She decided on a little black wool number and a pair of black leather pumps.

  Then she played the waiting game. She had six hours left before she even needed to start getting dressed and it was the longest six hours of her life. She reorganized all of the lights and ornaments on the Christmas tree in their living room, put the greeting cards they’d received in alphabetical ord
er according to sender, and wrapped the rest of the presents she had crammed behind the vacuum cleaner and mop bucket in the utility closet.

  No less than twenty times did she change her mind about going to meet Jacob. The bottom line was that she was infatuated with the man and needed to see if he was the real thing or a fantasy. She pinned her hair up long enough to take a long hot bath, got dressed, and started out on the two-hour drive to Durham via Interstate-85.

  Club Oviedo was packed and Nia was shocked. She expected it to be practically empty and never realized that so many people hung out on Christmas Eve. Probably because she was always home every year doing absolutely nothing or over at her mother’s helping to prepare dinner.

  Nia had to wait almost half an hour to get in. Luckily, she was forty minutes early when she first arrived. The bouncers seemed to be picky about who they were willing to let in. Once she let her blazer fall off of her shoulders, exposing much cleavage, they moved her to the front of the line and she was inside in a flash.

  Nia despised shallow-acting men like that, but was relieved that her clothing, or lack thereof, helped her out in that instance. She couldn’t really talk. She was there solely based on the way Jacob looked all wrapped up in a satin bow. If that wasn’t considered shallow, she had no idea what would qualify.

  She found a seat at the closest bar to the door and ordered a Seagram’s Seven and 7Up. By the time ten minutes after nine rolled around, Nia was a nervous wreck. Where was he?

  “My, my, my, you look delicious,” a deep male voice whispered into her ear.