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Happy Monsters: Stories, Jokes, Games, and More!, Page 2

Uncle Amon

Fluff-Puff and Mommy smiled at each other. Then they hopped happily into Steven’s bed—and the three of them fell fast-asleep!

  Just for Fun Activity

  In this story, Steven’s fear of monsters under the bed turns out to not be scary at all. Can you remember a time when you were scared of something that you actually ended up enjoying? Draw a picture of it, write a story about it, or simply talk about it with an adult!

  Funny Monster Jokes

  Q: How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

  A: Once upon a slime!

  Q: What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

  A: He went to the second-hand shop.

  Q: What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

  A: The boogey man (booger).

  Q: What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?

  A: Pleased to eat you!

  Q: What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

  A: Run through the back door!

  Q: Why did the monster take his nose apart?

  A: To see what made it run.

  Q: What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a pen?

  A: The Ink-credible Hulk!

  Q: Did you hear about the monster that had twelve arms and no legs?

  A: He was all fingers and thumbs.

  Q: On which day do monsters eat people?

  A: Chewsday!

  Q: What does a monster do when he loses his head?

  A: He calls a head hunter!

  Games and Puzzles

  Who gets to the present first?

  Can you find your way through the maze?

  Can you find your way through the maze?

  Can you find your way through the maze?

  Can you find your way through the maze?

  Game and Puzzle Solutions

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