CHERUB: Divine Madness
Robert Muchamore
Robert Muchamore was born in 1972 and spent thirteen years working as a private investigator. CHERUB: Divine Madness is his fifth novel in the series.
The CHERUB series has won numerous awards, including the Red House Children’s Book Award. For more information on Robert and his work, visit www.muchamore.com
Praise for the CHERUB series:
‘If you can’t bear to read another story about elves, princesses or spoiled rich kids who never go to the toilet, try this. You won’t regret it.’ The Ultimate Teen Book Guide
‘My sixteen-year-old son read The Recruit in one sitting, then went out the next day and got the sequel.’ Sophie Smiley, teacher and children’s author
‘So good I forced my friends to read it, and they’re glad I did!’ Helen, age 14
‘CHERUB is the first book I ever read cover to cover. It was amazing.’ Scott, age 13
‘The best book ever.’ Madeline, age 12
‘CHERUB is a must for Alex Rider lovers.’ Travis, age 14
BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
The Henderson’s Boys series:
1. The Escape
2. Eagle Day
3. Secret Army
4. Grey Wolves
5. The Prisoner
Coming soon
The CHERUB series:
1. The Recruit
2. Class A
3. Maximum Security
4. The Killing
5. Divine Madness
6. Man vs Beast
7. The Fall
8. Mad Dogs
9. The Sleepwalker
10. The General
11. Brigands M.C.
12. Shadow Wave
CHERUB series 2:
1. People’s Republic
2. Guardian Angel
Coming soon
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Copyright © 2006 Robert Muchamore
First published in Great Britain in 2006
by Hodder Children’s Books
This eBook edition published in 2012
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WHAT IS CHERUB?
CHERUB is a branch of British Intelligence. Its agents are aged between 10 and 17 years. Cherubs are all orphans who have been taken out of care homes and trained to work undercover. They live on CHERUB campus, a secret facility hidden in the English countryside.
WHAT USE ARE KIDS?
Quite a lot. Nobody realises kids do undercover missions, which means they can get away with all kinds of stuff that adults can’t.
WHO ARE THEY?
About three hundred children live on CHERUB campus. JAMES ADAMS is our fourteen-year-old hero. He’s a well-respected CHERUB agent, with several successful missions under his belt. James’ eleven-year-old sister, LAUREN, is a less experienced CHERUB agent.
James broke up with his girlfriend KERRY CHANG a while back, but they’re still on good terms. Amongst his other friends on campus are BRUCE NORRIS, GABRIELLE O’BRIEN and KYLE BLUEMAN, who recently turned sixteen.
CHERUB T-SHIRTS
Cherubs are ranked according to the colour of the T-shirts they wear on campus. ORANGE is for visitors. RED is for kids who live on CHERUB campus but are too young to qualify as agents (the minimum age is ten). BLUE is for kids undergoing CHERUB’s tough 100-day basic training regime. A GREY T-shirt means you’re qualified for missions. NAVY – the T-shirt James wears – is a reward for outstanding performance on a single mission. If you do well, you’ll end your CHERUB career wearing a BLACK T-shirt, the ultimate recognition for outstanding achievement over a number of missions. When you retire, you get the WHITE T-shirt, which is also worn by some staff.
WHAT IS HELP EARTH?
Help Earth is a well funded and highly secretive terrorist organisation that aims to ‘Bring an end to the environmental carnage wreaked on our planet by global corporations and the politicians who support them.’ More than two hundred people have died in Help Earth attacks since the organisation surfaced in late 2003. James Adams foiled a major Help Earth operation in his first CHERUB mission.
1. GAS
It was half-seven in the morning, but James had already been in the dojo for ninety minutes. Six pairs of kids were spread over the padded floor, wearing sweaty kit and a mass of protective padding.
Exhausted from a brutal twenty-minute sparring session, James bowed to his training partner Gabrielle, before grabbing a plastic bottle off the floor. He tipped back his head, opened his mouth wide and squeezed out a jet of high-energy glucose drink.
As he tried to swallow, a palm slammed into his back and he stumbled forwards, crashing into the springy blue floor with juice dribbling down his chin. Miss Takada ground James’ head against the mat, using a sixty-year-old foot with gnarled yellow nails and sandpaper tough skin.
‘Wa ru one?’ instructor Takada shouted. Her English was awful, but luckily she stuck to pet phrases that James knew by heart.
‘Rule one,’ James replied awkwardly, as the foot squished his lips out of shape. ‘Always be alert; an attack can come from any direction at any time.’
‘Be alert, stay alert,’ Takada tutted. ‘Drink quick, not glaring at ceiling like fool. Get off my floor. You dishonour my floor.’
James dragged himself up, keeping a wary eye on his teacher.
‘OK,’ Takada shouted, clapping her hands to get the attention of the whole class. ‘Final exercise. Speed test, little balls.’
A few of the shattered teenagers mustered enough energy to moan. There were only ten days of CHERUB’s six-week advanced combat course left, so everyone knew how to play: six students lined up against the wall at each end of the dojo, Miss Takada would throw out ten mini-soccer balls and the two who didn’t make it into the changing room with a ball had to forsake breakfast and run twenty laps around the outside of the dojo. It was a violent game and even wearing protective gear, broken bones weren’t out of the question.
Takada reached into a net filled with balls and threw out the first three. Twelve teenagers charged forwards, as they bobbled across the floor.
James sighted one rolling fortuitously towards him, but Gabrielle was faster and bundled him out of the way. As James ploughed into the floor for the hundredth time that morning, Gabrielle ripped the ball out of reach.
She managed three gangly steps, before coming under attack from two boys who’d started from the other end of the room. One hit Gabrielle head first, butting her in the stomach, while the other slid in with a two-footed tackle. Gabrielle groaned in pain as she hit the deck, but managed to hold on to the ball by tucking it under her chest.
The boy who’d butte
d Gabrielle tried to lever her into an arm lock, but caught a padded elbow in the face for his trouble and crumpled backwards in a heap.
While battle still raged over the first three balls, Miss Takada tossed in two more. James was exhausted, but the prospect of laps around the dojo gave him enough motivation to spring up and take a lunge. This time he judged it right and plucked the ball from between his legs without breaking stride.
James was thrilled to see less than fifteen metres between himself and the archway into the boys’ changing room. He leapt over a flying kick, picked up speed and could almost taste a cooked breakfast in the campus dining room. But three paces shy, the dream was shattered by a bulky sixteen-year-old called Mark Fox.
Mark had ham-sized fists and a twenty-centimetre height advantage over James, who got bundled into the padded wall before spinning out and adopting a fighting stance. It didn’t seem fair facing off an opponent who was so much bigger, but advanced combat training was meant to be realistic and the real world isn’t fair either.
James tried to visualise himself as the plucky underdog, who could come off best like in some kids’ movie. But the illusion didn’t last. Mark moved ruthlessly, spraying James with flying sweat as he landed a left-right punch combo, followed by a knee in the ribs. James crumpled up as Mark tore the ball from his grasp.
‘Later,’ Mark grinned, looking smug as he swaggered towards the archway.
The padded blows had only knocked the wind out of James, but he’d landed awkwardly and bent back some fingers. He stood as soon as he’d caught his breath, but his face was screwed up in pain. Six kids had now made it into the changing rooms; three more were almost there with no opponent in sight. That left James and two girls fighting over the last ball.
Dana Smith currently held it. She was a fifteen-year-old Australian, about the same height as James, muscular for a girl and an excellent athlete and swimmer. Gabrielle O’Brien had just turned fourteen and was the youngest on the course, but she could hold her own and had Dana penned into a corner looking for a way out.
James positioned himself a couple of metres behind Gabrielle. He figured Dana would make a break for it. Hopefully, Gabrielle would take her down and he’d be able to wade in and grab the ball while the girls tangled on the floor.
But Dana showed no sign of moving and Miss Takada was growing impatient. She had a queue of red-shirts outside, waiting for their beginners’ Karate class.
‘You got one minute, or all three of you run,’ Takada said, drumming on the face of her watch.
Gabrielle backed away from the corner, trying to lure Dana out. James was backing up too, as Dana made her move. Gabrielle lashed out, but Dana dropped down and skidded beneath the flying kick on her knees, sweeping away Gabrielle’s leg in the process.
James sensed an opportunity to snatch the ball, while Gabrielle was falling and Dana was on her knees. He ploughed into Dana, grappled her around the neck, ripped the ball out of her hand and clasped it to his chest, ignoring the pain in his fingers.
Dana yelled as she broke out of the choke hold and flipped James on to his back, before straddling his waist. She pinned his shoulders under her knees and batted him across the face. As she did so, James’ weakened fingers lost their sweaty grip on the ball. It bounced between his legs and began rolling across the mat.
Gabrielle spotted the ball and dived in. By the time Dana realised that James had let go, Gabrielle was sprinting triumphantly towards the girls’ changing room.
James was still pinned to the floor as Miss Takada made a circular motion with her finger. ‘OK, you two. Round and round, twenty time. You know the drill.’
As the instructor stepped out to yell at the rowdy group of red-shirts outside, James looked up at Dana with a hint of desperation. Her beefy thigh muscles loomed over him and her entire bodyweight pressed on his shoulders.
‘Let us up,’ James gasped. ‘It’s over.’
Dana gave him an evil smile. James didn’t know Dana all that well. She was a loner, still a grey shirt after five years of CHERUB missions and notoriously bitter towards younger kids like him who’d achieved better things.
‘This is because I’m a navy shirt, isn’t it?’ James said. ‘Well maybe you’ve been unlucky, or whatever, but you can’t blame me for that.’
‘It’s not that,’ Dana grinned.
‘C’mon, let me up,’ James said, getting angry as he tried to wriggle out. ‘Takada’s gonna have a right go if she comes back and sees we’re not running.’
‘She’ll be a few minutes helping the little kids get changed. I’ve got long enough.’
‘Long enough for what?’
‘You’ll see,’ Dana said, shuffling forwards so that her bum loomed over James’ head.
James heard a rumbling sound from inside Dana’s shorts and felt a blast of warm air.
‘Oh, Jeeeeeesus,’ James whined, screwing up his face.
Dana started laughing as she rolled off and found her feet.
‘You’re an animal,’ James groaned, wafting his hand in front of his face. ‘That’s putrid. I’ll get you back for that.’
He couldn’t help seeing the funny side. He liked Dana,even though she was an oddball.
Dana shrugged. ‘Don’t expect me to lose any sleep.’
James’ laughter dried up as he staggered towards the dojo exit, grabbed his trainers and began stripping off his padding. Twenty laps around the dojo takes half an hour when you’re knackered, and it was freezing outside.
2. CLYDE
The Echelon security network is the world’s most sophisticated electronic surveillance system. It is jointly run by the United States National Security Agency (NSA) and the intelligence services of several friendly nations, including Great Britain and Australia.
Echelon monitors communications, including telephone calls, e-mails and faxes passing via microwave links, communications satellites and fibre optic cables. The system currently scans nine billion private messages and conversations per day.
Every hour, approximately one million messages containing trigger words such as bomb, terrorist, napalm, or phrases such as Help Earth or Al Qaeda are picked out and stored by the system. These suspicious messages are run through logic analysing software that is capable of determining the emotional state of a person from their voice, or the likely context of suspicious words in an e-mail or text message.
Of the million messages stored each hour by Echelon, about 20,000 will be flagged by the computer and read by one of 2,000 monitoring staff on duty at any given time.
In late 2005, an Echelon station in south-east Asia intercepted an e-mail message between two unknown parties. The e-mail mentioned a possible Help Earth attack in Hong Kong and the involvement of a sixteen-year-old environmental campaigner named Clyde Xu.
Rather than arresting the young suspect, it has been decided to infiltrate Xu’s family in the hope that more senior figures within Help Earth can be uncovered. (Excerpt from a CHERUB mission briefing for Kyle Blueman, Kerry Chang and Bruce Norris.)
Hong Kong, February 2006
Kerry Chang broke into a jog when she spotted Rebecca Xu leaning against a lamppost waiting for her. The two thirteen-year-olds wore school uniform – blue blouse, navy skirt and pullover, white tights – and were mixed up with hundreds of others dressed the same way. Some were heading home alone, some stood in groups gossiping, while others cut precariously into four lanes of snarled up traffic, trying to catch a double-decker bus parked at a stop on the opposite side of the road.
‘Good day?’ Kerry asked, speaking in Cantonese.
Rebecca shrugged. ‘School’s school, you know how it goes.’
Kerry knew how she felt. When an undercover mission drags on, the person you’re pretending to be starts getting mixed up with who you really are. She’d now been attending Prince of Wales School for six weeks and had settled into a rut.
Rebecca started walking.
‘Aren’t we waiting for Bruce?’ Kerry asked.
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br /> ‘Detention,’ Rebecca smiled. ‘I thought you knew. Your brother’s such an idiot.’
‘Stepbrother,’ Kerry said. ‘No shared genes, thank you very much. What’s he gone and done now?’
‘Oh, just him and his stupid mates yapping all through maths class. Mr Lee chucked a mental and told them to come back after school.’
Kerry shook her head. ‘I wish I was in your class. I’ve got nobody to talk to all day.’
Rebecca smiled. ‘But we’d probably get in trouble for chatting all the time.’
The air-conditioned school was always chilly, but it was sunny out and Kerry got hot as they headed home. She loosened her tie, then pulled her sweater over her head and knotted it around her waist. The fifteen-minute walk took the two girls through a maze of high buildings, cramped streets and elevated walkways choked by fumes from speeding traffic.
Home for both girls was a recently built tower block, twenty storeys high. It had five identical cousins, the last of which was still under construction. Hong Kong’s sea air and tropical climate eats buildings, and despite its newness, the balconies stretching skywards already looked tatty.
In most wealthy countries, cramped apartment blocks like these would house the poor, but Hong Kong is one of the most densely populated cities in the world and this accommodation was mostly home to professional types. Rebecca’s family was typical: her father was a dentist and her mother part-owned a jeweller’s shop in an upscale mall.
The doors parted automatically as the girls passed into a muggy lobby. The security guard gave them a friendly nod from behind his desk.
‘Have you got much homework?’ Kerry asked, as they waited for the elevator up to the ninth floor, where they both lived.
