The Lightning Thief, Page 34
Rick Riordan
Page 34
I looked at the bulletin board behind Crustys sales desk. There was an advertisement for Hermes Delivery Service, and another for the All-New Compendium of L. A. Area Monsters—"The only Monstrous Yellow Pages youll ever need!" Under that, a bright orange flier for DOA Recording Studios, offering commissions for heroes souls. "We are always looking for new talent!" DOAs address was right underneath with a map.
"Come on," I told my friends.
"Give us a minute," Grover complained. "We were almost stretched to death. "
"Then youre ready for the Underworld," I said. "Its only a block from here. "
18. ANNABETH DOESOBEDIENCESCHOOL
We stood in the shadows of Valencia Boulevard, looking up at gold letters etched in black marble: DOA RECORDING STUDIOS.
Underneath, stenciled on the glass doors: NO SOLICITORS. NO LOITERING. NO LIVING.
It was almost midnight, but the lobby was brightly lit and full of people. Behind the security desk sat a tough-looking guard with sunglasses and an earpiece.
I turned to my friends. "Okay. You remember the plan. "
"The plan," Grover gulped. "Yeah. I love the plan. "
Annabeth said, "What happens if the plan doesnt work?"
"Dont think negative. "
"Right," she said. "Were entering the Land of the Dead, and I shouldnt think negative. "
I took the pearls out of my pocket, the three milky spheres the Nereid had given me in Santa Monica. They didnt seem like much of a backup in case something went wrong.
Annabeth put her hand on my shoulder. "Im sorry, Percy. Youre right, well make it. Itll be fine. "
She gave Grover a nudge.
"Oh, right!" he chimed in. "We got this far. Well find the master bolt and save your mom. No problem. "
I looked at them both, and felt really grateful. Only a few minutes before, Id almost gotten them stretched to death on deluxe water beds, and now they were trying to be brave for my sake, trying to make me feel better.
I slipped the pearls back in my pocket. "Lets whup some Underworld butt. "
We walked inside the DOA lobby.
Muzak played softly on hidden speakers. The carpet and walls were steel gray. Pencil cactuses grew in the corners like skeleton hands. The furniture was black leather, and every seat was taken. There were people sitting on couches, people standing up, people staring out the windows or waiting for the elevator. Nobody moved, or talked, or did much of anything. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see them all just fine, but if I focused on any one of them in particular, they started looking . . . transparent. I could see right through their bodies.
The security guards desk was a raised podium, so we had to look up at him.
He was tall and elegant, with chocolate-colored skin and bleached-blond hair shaved military style. He wore tortoiseshell shades and a silk Italian suit that matched his hair. A black rose was pinned to his lapel under a silver name tag.
I read the name tag, then looked at him in bewilderment. "Your name is Chiron?"
He leaned across the desk. I couldnt see anything in his glasses except my own reflection, but his smile was sweet and cold, like a pythons, right before it eats you.
"What a precious young lad. " He had a strange accent—British, maybe, but also as if he had learned English as a second language. "Tell me, mate, do I look like a centaur?"
"N-no. "
"Sir," he added smoothly.
"Sir," I said.
He pinched the name tag and ran his finger under the letters. "Can you read this, mate? It says C-H-A-R-O-N. Say it with me: CARE-ON. "
"Charon. "
"Amazing! Now: Mr. Charon. "
"Mr. Charon," I said.
"Well done. " He sat back. "I hate being confused with that old horse-man. And now, how may I help you little dead ones?"
His question caught in my stomach like a fastball. I looked at Annabeth for support.
"We want to go the Underworld," she said.
Charons mouth twitched. "Well, thats refreshing. "
"It is?" she asked.
"Straightforward and honest. No screaming. No There must be a mistake, Mr. Charon. " He looked us over. "How did you die, then?"
I nudged Grover.
"Oh," he said. "Um . . . drowned . . . in the bathtub. "
"All three of you?" Charon asked. We nodded.
"Big bathtub. " Charon looked mildly impressed. "I dont suppose you have coins for passage. Normally, with adults, you see, I could charge your American Express, or add the ferry price to your last cable bill. But with children . . . alas, you never die prepared. Suppose youll have to take a seat for a few centuries. "
"Oh, but we have coins. " I set three golden drachmas on the counter, part of the stash Id found in Crustys office desk.
"Well, now . . . " Charon moistened his lips. "Real drachmas. Real golden drachmas. I havent seen these in . . . "
His fingers hovered greedily over the coins.
We were so close.
Then Charon looked at me. That cold stare behind his glasses seemed to bore a hole through my chest. "Here now," he said. "You couldnt read my name correctly. Are you dyslexic, lad?"
"No," I said. "Im dead. "
Charon leaned forward and took a sniff. "Youre not dead. I shouldve known. Youre a godling. "
"We have to get to the Underworld," I insisted.
Charon made a growling sound deep in his throat.
Immediately, all the people in the waiting room got up and started pacing, agitated, lighting cigarettes, running hands through their hair, or checking their wristwatches.
"Leave while you can," Charon told us. "Ill just take these and forget I saw you. "
He started to go for the coins, but I snatched them back.
"No service, no tip. " I tried to sound braver than I felt.
Charon growled again—a deep, blood-chilling sound. The spirits of the dead started pounding on the elevator doors.
"Its a shame, too," I sighed. "We had more to offer. "
I held up the entire bag from Crustys stash. I took out a fistful of drachmas and let the coins spill through my fingers.
Charons growl changed into something more like a lions purr. "Do you think I can be bought, godling? Eh . . . just out of curiosity, how much have you got there?"
"A lot," I said. "I bet Hades doesnt pay you well enough for such hard work. "
"Oh, you dont know the half of it. How would you like to babysit these spirits all day? Always Please dont let me be dead or Please let me across for free. I havent had a pay raise in three thousand years. Do you imagine suits like this come cheap?"
"You deserve better," I agreed. "A little appreciation. Respect. Good pay. "
With each word, I stacked another gold coin on the counter.
Charon glanced down at his silk Italian jacket, as if imagining himself in something even better. "I must say, lad, youre making some sense now. Just a little. "
I stacked another few coins. "I could mention a pay raise while Im talking to Hades. "
He sighed. "The boats almost full, anyway. I might as well add you three and be off. "
He stood, scooped up our money, and said, "Come along. "
We pushed through the crowd of waiting spirits, who started grabbing at our clothes like the wind, their voices whispering things I couldnt make out. Charon shoved them out of the way, grumbling, "Freeloaders. "
He escorted us into the elevator, which was already crowded with souls of the dead, each one holding a green boarding pass. Charon grabbed two spirits who were trying to get on with us and pushed them back into the lobby.
"Right. Now, no one get any ideas while Im gone," he announced to the waiting room. "And if anyone moves the dial off my easy-listening station again, Ill make sure youre here for another thousand years. Understand?"
He shut the doors. He put a key card into a slot in the elevator panel and we started to descend.
"Nothing," Charon said.
"For how long?"
"Forever, or until Im feeling generous. "
"Oh," she said. "Thats . . . fair. "
Charon raised an eyebrow. "Whoever said death was fair, young miss? Wait until its your turn. Youll die soon enough, where youre going. "
"Well get out alive," I said.
"Ha. "
I got a sudden dizzy feeling. We werent going down anymore, but forward. The air turned misty. Spirits around me started changing shape. Their modern clothes flickered, turning into gray hooded robes. The floor of the elevator began swaying.
I blinked hard. When I opened my eyes, Charons creamy Italian suit had been replaced by a long black robe. His tortoiseshell glasses were gone. Where his eyes shouldve been were empty sockets—like Aress eyes, except Charons were totally dark, full of night and death and despair.
He saw me looking, and said, "Well?"
"Nothing," I managed.
I thought he was grinning, but that wasnt it. The flesh of his face was becoming transparent, letting me see straight through to his skull.
The floor kept swaying.
Grover said, "I think Im getting seasick. "
When I blinked again, the elevator wasnt an elevator anymore. We were standing in a wooden barge. Charon was poling us across a dark, oily river, swirling with bones, dead fish, and other, stranger things—plastic dolls, crushed carnations, soggy diplomas with gilt edges.
"The River Styx," Annabeth murmured. "Its so . . . "
"Polluted," Charon said. "For thousands of years, you humans have been throwing in everything as you come across—hopes, dreams, wishes that never came true. Irresponsible waste management, if you ask me. "
Mist curled off the filthy water. Above us, almost lost in the gloom, was a ceiling of stalactites. Ahead, the far shore glimmered with greenish light, the color of poison.
Panic closed up my throat. What was I doing here? These people around me . . . they were dead.
Annabeth grabbed hold of my hand. Under normal circumstances, this wouldve embarrassed me, but I understood how she felt. She wanted reassurance that somebody else was alive on this boat.
I found myself muttering a prayer, though I wasnt quite sure who I was praying to. Down here, only one god mattered, and he was the one I had come to confront.
The shoreline of the Underworld came into view. Craggy rocks and black volcanic sand stretched inland about a hundred yards to the base of a high stone wall, which marched off in either direction as far as we could see. A sound came from somewhere nearby in the green gloom, echoing off the stones—the howl of a large animal.
"Old Three-Face is hungry," Charon said. His smile turned skeletal in the greenish light. "Bad luck for you, godlings. "
The bottom of our boat slid onto the black sand. The dead began to disembark. A woman holding a little girls hand. An old man and an old woman hobbling along arm in arm. A boy no older than I was, shuffling silently along in his gray robe.
Charon said, "Id wish you luck, mate, but there isnt any down here. Mind you, dont forget to mention my pay raise. "
