James Bond à la OSS 117: A Laugh A Minute!, Page 2

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  Steve's LOL!

  Dinner Party For Eight

  Got two hours and want to enjoy a scathingly funny read?

  Dinner Party for Eight scythes a side splitting swathe through a British Upper Class dinner party in Hall House, a newly built mansion on top of a cliff somewhere in Cornwall, England overlooking the Celtic Sea.

  There's Norma Pengrov?-Jones, the hostess, who is desperate to climb the social ladder.

  There's Harry her husband, a successful property developer from Australia, who is a rough diamond.

  There's Edith Douglas-Smith who is an expert on the British class system and who has taken the powers of haughtiness to a completely new level.

  There's Samantha Brickley, an occasional vampire actress, with not much upstairs other than a well endowed bosom.

  There's Professor John Adcock, an erudite Professor of Physics and his sweet wife Jo-Ann.

  There's Major Peter Forsyth, of the Queen's Lancers, a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, with a penchant for Drilling.

  There's Tom Eagle, an expert on Wines, and known as the Eagle.

  And in the kitchen, there's Master Chef Mario Fabiano, and his beautiful assistant Angela.

  And lurking in the background are the hostess's street wise super smart brat son Winston and his pimple squeezing sidekick accomplice Alan who have their own agenda for the dinner party.

  Dinner Party for Eight races along at the pace of a laugh-a minute as it delves into the many idiocies of human social mores.

  Enjoy!

  [Novella - Adult Humor - Adult Satire - 27292 words - 131 pages]

  Never Ever Buy a Yacht

  This hilarious memoir of a wannabe ocean going sailor and captain touches all bases of what can and does go wrong with yachts at sea!

  In a fit of madness Author Paul Stevens bought a 45 foot 15 ton ocean yacht to go cruising round the world.

  This tracks the mind numbing journey between the 2 best days of his life (the day he bought it and the day he sold it).

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  James Bond ? la OSS 117: A Laugh a Minute!

  Here's a fun article on two obscure but hilarious movies that go into my personal list of Cult Classics.

  [Article - 1860 words - 7 pages]

  Oh No! Don't Tell Me I've Got Rats

  The title says it all?

  A humorous look at what a rat invasion did to my wife and how she dealt with it.

  [Article 2749 words - 5 pages]

  Did You Spank Your Wife Last Night?

  A humorous adult essay on the fall out from the book publishing phenomenon 50 Shades Of Grey.

  [Essay - Adult Humor - 1500 words - 3 pages]

  Steve's Go 2!

  One Week in Havana

  Curious about Havana? Check out One Week in Havana: impressions of a one week visit to the forbidden city of Havana.

  [Article - 2224 words]

  10 Days In Waikiki

  Recollections of a fun 10 day family trip to Hawaii and includes a suggestion of a place to stay ideal for a family.

  Cape Town Mon Amie!

  An informal and passionate look at Cape Town by a Capetonian who has been privileged to live in this stunning location all his life.

  Often simple is best and the author explores how a Capetonian actually goes about enjoying his beautiful city.

  (Cape Town has been voted the Favourite City Worldwide for 2012 by 17,000 Telegraph readers in the UK https://www.bizcommunity.com/Article/196/595/85448.html)

  Cape Town Mon Amie!

  [Article - 6104 words]

  Salzburg, The Salzkammergut, & The Eagle's Nest

  This short Go 2! Article suggests an interesting and varied one week trip to Austria, which takes in Vienna, Salzburg, the Salzkammergut and the Eagle's Nest in Berchtesgaden. Since these places are all quite close to each other, the trip is doable in say a week without extending your budget too much.

  [Article - 2318 words - 5 pages]

  Ski Beirut

  Want a half price skiing holiday in an exotic location? Check out Ski Beirut:

  impressions of a 1 week skiing and sightseeing trip to Mzaar, near Beirut, in Lebanon.

  [Article - 4782 words]

  Steve's Go 2 Grab Bag

  All Go 2 articles above with price advantage

  Steve's Here's How 2!

  How to Get the Most Out of Netflix

  Netflix is a virtual trove of entertainment. Its sheer size and endless flux of titles coming and going offers great opportunities for entertaining viewing - if you can locate the right titles, that is. How often have you sat down, and even though you know Netflix teems with content, you are basically stuck for which title to watch? This book tackles that subject head on. It's packed with tips for optimizing your Netflix viewing experience, irrespective of what region you are in, as well as putting you in touch with other subscribers and keeping you abreast of the Netflix juggernaut. There are over 100 specific tips in this book that collectively will give you a powerful set of tools to empower and improve your Netflix subscription.

  [Guide - 21762 words - 95 pages]

 

  How to Watch HBO Now, Hulu, Showtime & Netflix (US) Outside the US with Apple TV

  Let's cut to the chase! This book will show you exactly how to subscribe to HBO NOW, HULU, SHOWTIME, NETFLIX (US) and CBS ACCESS using your LOCAL credit card if you are outside the USA.. All you will need to enjoy these great streaming.services is an iPhone or iPad (to set them up) and Apple TV (to stream the shows to your TV)

  [Guide - 5176 words - 24 pages]

  How to Buy the Very Latest Movies and TV Shows on iTunes using Apple TV Outside the USA

  If you are residing outside the US, this cut-to-the-chase article will empower you to rent or purchase the very latest movies and TV shows from the Apple iTunes store without waiting months or years (or even NEVER) for them to show up in your local iTunes catalogue.

  [Guide - 2175 words - 11 pages]

  What Basic Content Do You Get On Apple TV If You Are Outside The USA? (free)

  Whichever way you turn, the US seems to be the centre of the universe. Nowhere is that more apparent than the content accessible on Apple TV if you reside outside the US.

  Once you have set up Apple TV you will be presented with a mouth watering array of channels only to find that you can't access them from your country without a subscription and even if you have one it still may not be accessible. This article provides a basic overview of what to expect if you are on Apple TV outside the US and also provides links to two other articles that overcome key restrictions to prime content.

  [Guide - 1655 words - 13 pages]

  Surf Warrior

  In this rollicking memoir author Paul Stevens recounts his efforts to become a surfer at 65 by compensating his complete lack of sporting talent with sheer determination.

  Along the way he gets a new body, and a whole new outlook on life.

  Funny yet informative this book takes the reader on the inside track to longboard surfing in middle age by focusing on the journey itself to that first amazing ride.

  [Booklet - 14231 words - 90 pages]

  10 Minute Power Guide to Home Exchange

  In 10 minutes this booklet will tell you all you really need to know about effective Home Exchange.

  [Introduction - The Reality of Home Exchange - Ethics - Is an Exchange Worth It? - Car Exchange - Proceeding - Marketing - Narrowing Your Search - My Own Experience - Tips]

  [Article - 2722 words - 31 pages]

  The 7 Deadly Stock Market Sins

  If you check which books on the stock market are highly ranked they tend to be on topics like "How I made $1 000 000 on the stock market in 12 months". The truth is any long term success on the stock market is firstly awareness of what basic mistakes to avoid. Because inevitably investors make these mistakes time and again and end up losing part or all of their capital.

  So how m
any mistakes can you actually make on the Stock Market over a period of 25 Years?

  Plenty!

  In this article the Author summarizes his own experiences on the Stock Market into a package of 7 Deadly Sins which if avoided will hugely impact your chances of success on this difficult and elusive investment platform.

  He also offers a strategy which he would adopt if he had his time again.

  [Article - 9480 words - 50 pages]

  A Simple Arbitrage Strategy to Stock Market $$$

  Important note: This article explores a simple method of making stock exchange profits from statistical arbitrage. This technique worked very well for me for months until I disobeyed some of my own basic rules and I then withdrew this article from Kindle. I want to be honest with you. I now believe that Trading is ultimately a Zero Sum game. In fact I specify this as one of the Sins in my article The 7 Deadly Stock Market Sins. If you don't agree with me this, and are proving me wrong, and believe you can prove me wrong for as long as you continue to trade in the stock market, then you may wish consider the strategy set out in this article. Only on that basis should you consider purchasing this article.

  (Introduction - Tools of the Trade - Interactive Brokers Information System (IBIS) - Going Short - Margin - Trading Limitations - Before We Proceed - The Strategy - Refinements - More Refinements - Tools - Muted Losses - Drift - Neutral Periods - Tips - Implementation Plan - A Note - Tax Reporting)

  [Article - 7000 words - 25 pages]

  The World's Biggest Cycle Race

  A keen cyclist and interested in the world's biggest timed cycle race? Find out the inside story here?This includes the article Cape Town Mon Amie.

  [Articles - 7618 words - 19 pages]

  Can't SEND Email When Away or Abroad? Here's How 2!

  Struggling with sending emails when away or abroad? Here's my journey into this complex world and how I solved it...

  [Article -4500 words - 13 pages]

  Any Qualifying Charity would be MAD not to SNAP UP this Astonishing Free Offer from Google!

  Details about Google astonishing $10 000/month to qualifying charities.

  [Article -2670 words - 16 pages]

  Here's How 2 Get Rugby Union and Rugby League on Apple IOS Devices if You Have Cut the Cord!

  How to watch your favorite ruby union or league matches if you have cut the cord and get all content by internet streaming. Apple specific.

  [Article -3663 words - 16 pages]

  Steve's Health Before Wealth!

  Professor Noakes Steps Up and Goes Anti Diabetic and Anti Statin

  Professor Noakes (MB ChB degree in 1974, an MD in 1981 and a DSc (Med)) and an internationally ranked scientist steps up and challenges conventional beliefs on diets and statin drugs. Required reading for anyone who is presently diabetic, or pre-diabetic, or taking cholesterol lowering drugs.

  [Article - 3485 words - 4 pages]

  A Personal Account of Cataract Surgery

  Well, I've had two cataract operations, one in each eye by different procedures, and here is my story. For those of you that have surgery coming up, this article is your friend. It's from a patient's perspective.

  [Article - 2000 words - 4 pages].

  The Prostate Dilemma: The Devil if you Do and the Devil if you Don't

  (aka The PSA Shuffle)

  An essay on the awful Prostrate Cancer Dilemma. Yes, it's the Devil if you Do and the Devil if you Don't.

  [Article - 3881 words - 7 pages]

  Steve's Essays

  Stock Market Message Boards Psychosis

  Dubai & Its Nasty Secret*

  Why are Movie Stars So Short?

  Piers Morgan is Running America

  The Great Google Rat Race

  The Mad Hatter World of the Holy See & the Vatican

  A Nostalgic look at Mail Ships, Drive In Cinemas, Classic Cars, and Lost Hotels

  China Has Organs For Sale

  Our Engagement Ring

  I Hate Ski Lifts

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