Color Scheme ra-12, Page 2

  “Lunch, Father,” screamed Barbara unnecessarily. She walked across the sweep and entered the enclosure. On a brush fence that screened the first path hung a weather-worn placard: “The Elfin Pool. Engaged.” The Claires had given each of the pools some amazingly insipid title, and Barbara had neatly executed the placards in poker-work.

  “Are you there, Mummy?” asked Barbara.

  “Come in, my dear.”

  She walked round the screen and found her mother at her feet, submerged up to the shoulders in bright blue steaming water that quite hid her plump body. Over her fuzz of hair Mrs. Claire wore a rubber bag with a frilled edge and she had spectacles on her nose. With her right hand she held above the water a shilling edition of Cranford.

  “So charming,” she said. “They are all such dears. I never tire of them.”

  “Lunch is nearly in.”

  “I must pop out. The Elf is really wonderful, Ba. My tiresome arm is quite cleared up.”

  “I’m so glad, Mummy,” said Barbara in a loud voice. “I want to ask you something.”

  “What is it?” said Mrs. Claire, turning a page with her thumb.

  “Do you like Mr. Questing?”

  Mrs. Claire looked up over the top of her book. Barbara was standing at a curious angle, balanced on her right leg. Her left foot was hooked round her right ankle.

  “Dear,” said Mrs. Claire, “don’t stand like that. It pushes all the wrong things out and tucks the right ones in.”

  “But do you?” Barbara persisted, changing her posture with a jerk.

  “Well, he’s not out of the top drawer of course, poor thing.”

  “I don’t mind about that. And anyway what is the top drawer? It’s a maddening sort of way to classify people. Such cheek! I’m sorry, Mummy, I didn’t mean to be rude. But honestly, for us to talk about class!” Barbara gave a loud hoot of laughter. “Look at us!” she said.

  Mrs. Claire edged modestly towards the side of the pool and thrust her book at her daughter. Stronger waves of sulphurous smells rose from the disturbed waters. A cascade of drops fell from the elderly rounded arm.

  “Take Cranford,” she said. Barbara took it. Mrs. Claire pulled her rubber bag a little closer about her ears. “My dear,” she said, pitching her voice on a note that she usually reserved for death, “aren’t you mixing up money and breeding? It doesn’t matter what one does surely…” She paused. “There is an innate something…” she began. “One can always tell,” she added.

  “Can one? Look at Simon.”

  “Dear old Simon,” said her mother reproachfully.

  “Yes, I know. I’m very fond of him. I couldn’t have a kinder brother, but there isn’t much innate something about Simon, is there?”

  “It’s only that awful accent. If we could have afforded…”

  “There you are, you see,” cried Barbara, and she went on in a great hurry, shooting out her words as if she fired them from a gun that was too big for her. “Class consciousness is all my eye. Fundamentally it’s based on money.”

  On the verandah the bell was rung again with some abandon.

  “I must pop out,” said Mrs. Claire. “That’s Huia ringing.”

  “It’s not because he talks a different language or any of those things,” said Barbara hurriedly, “that I don’t like Mr. Questing. I don’t like him. And I don’t like the way he behaves with Huia. Or,” she added under her breath, “with me.”

  “I expect,” said Mrs. Claire, “that’s only because he used to be a commercial traveller. It’s just his way.”

  “Mummy, why do you find excuses for him? Why does Daddy, who would ordinarily loathe Mr. Questing, put up with him? He even laughs at his awful jokes. It isn’t because we want his board money. Look how Daddy and Uncle James practically froze out those rich Americans who were very nice, I thought.” Barbara drove her long fingers through her mouse-coloured hair, and avoiding her mother’s gaze stared at the top of Rangi’s Peak. “You’d think Mr. Questing had a sort of hold on us,” she said, and then burst into one of her fits of nervous laughter.

  “Barbie darling,” said her mother, on a note that contrived to suggest the menace of some frightful indelicacy, “I think we won’t talk about it any more.”

  “Uncle James hates him, anyway.”

  “Barbara!”

  “Lunch, Agnes,” said a quiet voice on the other side of the fence. “You’re late again.”

  “Coming, dear. Please go on ahead with Daddy, Barbara,” said Mrs. Claire.

  Dr. Ackrington bucketed his car down the drive and pulled up at the verandah with a savage jolt just as Barbara reached it. She waited for him and took his arm.

  “Stop it,” he said. “You’ll give me hell if you hurry me.” But when she made to draw away he held her arm in a wiry grasp.

  “Is the leg bad, Uncle James?”

  “It’s always bad. Steady now.”

  “Did you have your morning soak in the Porridge Pot?”

  “I did not. And do you know why? That damned poisonous little bounder was wallowing in it.”

  “Mr. Questing?”

  “He never washes,” Dr. Ackrington shouted. “I’ll swear he never washes. Why the devil you can’t insist on people taking the shower before they use the pools is a mystery. He soaks his sweat off in my mud.”

  “Are you sure…?”

  “Certain. Certain. Certain. I’ve watched him. He never goes near the shower. How in the name of common decency your parents can stomach him…”

  “That’s just what I’ve been asking Mummy.”

  Dr. Ackrington halted and stared at his niece. An observer might have been struck by their resemblance to each other. Barbara was much more like her uncle than her mother, yet while he, in a red-headed edgy sort of way, was remarkably handsome, she contrived to present as good a profile without its accompaniment of distinction. Nobody noticed Barbara’s physical assets; her defects were inescapable. Her hair, her clothes, her incoherent gestures, her strangely untutored mannerisms, all combined against her looks and discounted them. She and her uncle stared at each other in silence for some seconds.

  “Oh,” said Dr. Ackrington at last. “And what did your mother say?”

  Barbara pulled a clown’s grimace. “She reproved me,” she said in a sepulchral serio-comedy voice.

  “Well, don’t make faces at me,” snapped her uncle.

  A window in the Claires’ wing was thrown open, and between the curtains there appeared a vague pink face garnished with a faded moustache, and topped by a thatch of white hair.

  “Hullo, James,” said the face crossly. “Lunch. What’s your mother doing, Ba? Where’s Simon?”

  “She’s coming, Daddy. We’re all coming. Simon!” screamed Barbara.

  Mrs. Claire, enveloped in a dark red flannel dressing gown, came panting up from the pools, and hurried into the house.

  “Aren’t we going to have any lunch?” Colonel Claire asked bitterly.

  “Of course we are,” said Barbara. “Why don’t you begin, Daddy, if you’re in such a hurry? Come on, Uncle James.”

  As they went indoors, a young man came round the house and slouched in behind them. He was tall, big-boned, and sandy-haired, with a jutting under lip.

  “Hullo, Sim,” said Barbara. “Lunch.”

  “Righto.”

  “How’s the Morse code this morning?”

  “Going good,” said Simon.

  Dr. Ackrington instantly turned on him. “Is there any creditable reason why you should not say ‘going well’?” he demanded.

  “Huh!” said Simon.

  He trailed behind them into the dining-room and they took their places at a long table where Colonel Claire was already seated.

  “We won’t wait for your mother,” said Colonel Claire, folding his hands over his abdomen. “For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful. Huia!”

  Huia came in wearing cap, crackling apron, and stiff curls. She looked like a Polynesian god
dess who had assumed, on a whim, some barbaric disguise.

  “Would you like cold ham, cold mutton, or grilled steak?” she asked, and her voice was as cool and deep as her native forests. As an afterthought she handed Barbara a menu.

  “If I ask for steak,” said Dr. Ackrington, “will it be cooked…”

  “You don’t want to eat raw steak, Uncle, do you?” said Barbara.

  “Let me finish. If I order steak, will it be cooked or tanned? Will it resemble steak or biltong?”

  “Steak,” said Huia, musically.

  “Is it cooked?”

  “Yes.”

  “Thank you. I shall have ham.”

  “What the devil are you driving at, James?” asked Colonel Claire, irritably. “You talk in riddles. What do you want?”

  “I want grilled steak. If it is already cooked it will not be grilled steak. It will be boot leather. You can’t get a bit of grilled steak in the length and breadth of this country.”

  Huia looked politely and inquiringly at Barbara.

  “Grill Dr. Ackrington a fresh piece of steak, please, Huia.”

  Dr. Ackrington shook his finger at Huia. “Five minutes,” he shouted. “Five minutes! A second longer and it’s uneatable. Mind that!” Huia smiled. “And while she’s cooking it I have a letter to read to you,” he added importantly.

  Mrs. Claire came in. She looked as if she had just returned from a round of charitable visits in an English village. The Claires ordered their lunches and Dr. Ackrington took out the letter from Dr. Forster.

  “This concerns all of you,” he announced.

  “Where’s Smith?” demanded Colonel Claire suddenly, opening his eyes very wide. His wife and children looked vaguely round the room. “Did anyone call him?” asked Mrs. Claire.

  “Don’t mind Smith, now,” said Dr. Ackrington. “He’s not here and he won’t be here. I passed him in Harpoon. He was turning in at a pub and by the look of him it was not the first by two or three. Don’t mind him. He’s better away.”

  “He got a cheque from Home yesterday,” said Simon, in his strong New Zealand dialect. “Boy, oh boy!”

  “Don’t speak like that, dear,” said his mother. “Poor Mr. Smith, it’s such a shame. He’s a dear fellow at bottom.”

  “Will you allow me to read this letter, or will you not?”

  “Do read it, dear. Is it from Home?”

  Dr. Ackrington struck the table angrily with the flat of his hand. His sister leant back in her chair, Colonel Claire stared out through the windows, and Simon and Barbara, after the first two sentences, listened eagerly. When he had finished the letter, which he read in a rapid uninflected patter, Dr. Ackrington dropped it on the table and looked about him with an air of complacency.

  Barbara whistled. “I say,” she said — “Geoffrey Gaunt! I say.”

  “And a servant. And a secretary. I don’t quite know what to say, James,” Mrs. Claire murmured. “I’m quite bewildered. I really don’t think…”

  “We can’t take on a chap like that,” said Simon loudly.

  “And why not, pray?” his uncle demanded.

  “He’d be no good to us and we’d be no good to him. He’ll be used to posh hotels and slinging his weight about with a lot of English servants. What’d we do with a secretary and a manservant? What’s he do with them anyway?” Simon went on with an extraordinary air of hostility. “Is he feeble-minded or what?”

  “Feeble-minded!” cried Barbara. “He’s probably the greatest living actor.”

  “Well, he can have it for mine,” said Simon.

  “For the love of heaven, Agnes, can’t you teach your son an intelligible form of speech?”

  “If the way I talk isn’t good enough for you, Uncle James…”

  “For pity’s sake let’s stick to the point,” Barbara cried. “I’m for having Mr. Gaunt and his staff, Sim’s against it, Mother’s hovering. You’re for it, Uncle, I suppose.”

  “I fondly imagined that three resident patients might be of some assistance to the exchequer. What does your father say?” He turned to Colonel Claire. “What do you say, Edward?”

  “Eh?” Colonel Claire opened his eyes and mouth and raised his eyebrows in a startled manner. “Is it about that paper you’ve got in your hand? I wasn’t listening. Read it again.”

  “Great God Almighty!”

  “Your steak,” said Huia, and placed before Dr. Ackrington a strip of ghastly pale and bloated meat from which blood coursed freely over the plate.

  During the lively scene which followed, Barbara hooted with frightened laughter, Mrs. Claire murmured conciliatory phrases, Simon shuffled his feet, and Huia in turn shook her head angrily, giggled, and uttered soft apologies. Finally she burst into tears and ran back with the steak to the kitchen, where a crash of breaking crockery suggested that she had hurled the dish to the floor. Colonel Claire, after staring in surprise at his brother-in-law for a few seconds, quietly took up Dr. Forster’s letter and began to read it. This he continued to do until Dr. Ackrington had been mollified with a helping of cold meat.

  “Who is this Geoffrey Gaunt?” asked Colonel Claire after a long silence.

  “Daddy! You must know. You saw him in Jane Eyre last time we went to the pictures in Harpoon. He’s wildly famous.” Barbara paused with her left cheek bulging. “He was exactly my idea of Mr. Rochester,” she said ardently.

  “Theatrical!” said her father distastefully. “We don’t want that sort.”

  “Just what I say,” Simon agreed.

  “I’m afraid,” said Mrs. Claire, “that Mr. Gaunt would find us very humdrum sort of folk. Don’t you think we’d better just keep to our own quiet ways, dear?”

  “Mummy, you are …” Barbara began. Her uncle, speaking with a calm that was really terrifying, interrupted her.

  “I haven’t the smallest doubt, my dear Agnes,” he said, “that Gaunt, who is possibly a man of some enterprise and intelligence, would find your quiet ways more than humdrum, as you complacently choose to describe them. I ventured to suggest in my reply to Forster that Gaunt would find few of the amenities and a good deal of comparative discomfort at Wai-ata-tapu. I added something to the effect that I hoped lack of luxury would be compensated for by kindness and by consideration for a man who is unwell. Apparently, I was mistaken. I also fancied that, having gone to considerable expense in building a Spa, your object was to acquire a clientele. Again, I was mistaken. You prefer to rest on your laurels with an alcoholic who doesn’t pay his way, and a bounder whom I, for one, regard as a person better suited to confinement in an internment camp.”

  Colonel Claire said: “Are you talking about Questing, James?”

  “I am.”

  “Well, I wish you wouldn’t.”

  “May I ask why?”

  Colonel Claire laid his knife and fork together, turned scarlet in the face, and looked fixedly at the opposite wall.

  “Because,” he said, “I am under an obligation to him.”

  There was a long silence.

  “I see,” said Dr. Ackrington at last.

  “I haven’t said anything about it to Agnes and the children. I suppose I’m old-fashioned. In my view a man doesn’t speak of such matters to his family. But you, James, and you two children, have shown so pointedly your dislike of Mr. Questing that I’m forced to tell you that I–I cannot afford — I must ask you for my sake to show him more consideration.”

  “You can’t afford…?” Dr. Ackrington repeated. “Good God, my dear fellow, what have you been up to?”

  “Please, James. I hope I need say no more.”

  With an air of martyrdom Colonel Claire rose and moved over to the windows. Mrs. Claire made a movement to follow him, but he said, “No, Agnes,” and she stopped at once. “On second thoughts,” added Colonel Claire, “I believe we should reconsider our decision about taking these people as guests. I–I’ll speak to Questing about it. Please let the subject drop for the moment.” He walked out on to the verandah and past the
windows, holding himself very straight, and, still extremely red in the face, disappeared.

  “Of all the damned astounding how-d’ye-do’s…” Dr. Ackrington began.

  “Oh, James, don’t,” cried Mrs. Claire, and burst into tears. iv

  Huia slapped the last plate in the rack, swilled out the sink, and turned her back on a moderately tidy kitchen. She lived with her family at a native settlement on the other side of the hill and, as it was her afternoon off, proposed to return there in order to change into her best dress. She walked round the house, crossed the pumice sweep, and set off along a path that skirted the warm lake, rounded the foot of Wai-ata-tapu Hill, and crossed a native thermal reserve that lay on the far side. The sky was overcast and the air oppressively warm and still. Huia moved with a leisurely stride. She seemed to be a part of the landscape, compounded of the same dark medium, quiescent as the earth under the dominion of the sky. White men move across the surface of New Zealand, but the Maori people are of its essence, tranquil or disturbed as the trees and lakes must be, and as much a member of the earth as they.

  Huia’s path took her through a patch of tall manuka scrub and here she came upon a young man, Eru Saul, a half-caste. He stepped out of the bushes and waited for her, the stump of a cigarette hanging from his lips.

  “Hu!” said Huia. “You. What you want?”

  “It’s your day off, isn’t it? Come for a walk.”

  “Too busy,” said Huia briefly. She moved forward. He checked her, holding her by the arms.