Faking It, Page 3

  “What do you think?” Mason said, and Gwen yanked her attention back to him. “It’s a Corot.” He stroked the top of the frame with one finger. “Tony wasn’t sure, but I said, ‘No, that’s a Corot.’ And when I had the canvas tested, I was right. It’s a Corot.”

  It’s a Goodnight, Gwen thought, but she said, “It’s very beautiful.”

  “Those were the good old days, collecting with Tony,” Mason said, and Gwen thought, Tony sure thought so. She listened with one ear while Mason waxed on and on about the old days. This dinner was lasting for months. She could have done an entire Double-Crostic by now. A hard one.

  “I prefer folk art,” the blonde at the other end of the table said, and Gwen turned to look at Clea Lewis, lovely as a spring morning, if spring had been around for forty-odd years but had taken really, really good care of itself.

  “Folk art,” Gwen said politely. “How interesting.”

  “Yes, I’m still collecting it,” Mason said. “But it’s not the same without Tony. He really had the life, buying art, running the gallery, hosting all those openings.” The envy in Mason’s voice was palpable, and Gwen thought, Yeah, Tony had a good time.

  “And living with you and the girls, of course,” Mason added, smiling at her. “Little Eve and Matilda. How are they?”

  Eve’s been divorced since her husband came out of the closet, and Tilda’s given up forgery for burglary. “Fine,” Gwen said.

  “You were always the best part of his life, Gwennie,” Mason said. “You don’t mind if I call you Gwennie, do you? It’s what Tony always called you. It’s the way I always think of you.”

  “Of course not,” Gwen said, thinking, Yes, I mind, and a fat lot of good it does me.

  “Mason and I first met at a museum opening,” Clea said, looking beautifully reminiscent, all dreamy blue eyes and creamy soft skin and silky blonde hair. Gwen thought about throwing a plate at her. “My late husband’s grandmother founded the Hortensia Gardner Lewis Museum,” Clea went on. “It was Cyril’s passion.” She smiled at Mason. “I find passionate men irresistible.”

  “Cyril was a good man,” Mason said. “We were more than business associates, we were great friends. I helped him the way Tony helped me.”

  Oh, God, I hope not. Gwen picked up her glass of wine. “The Lewis Museum?” She tried to remember if Tony had ever sold them anything. Private museums could be so gullible.

  “It’s a small museum,” Mason said, adding, “Of course it got larger when I gave it my Homer Hodge collection.”

  Gwen choked on her wine.

  “And now I’ve come home to finish the last of my new collection with a southern Ohio painter, Homer’s daughter, Scarlet,” he said while Gwen tried to turn the choke into a cough. “Do you remember Scarlet Hodge?”

  “Uh,” Gwen said, and hit the wine again.

  “According to a newspaper interview Tony did back in eighty-seven, she only did six paintings.” Mason leaned closer to Gwen. “In fact, as I remember, Tony had exclusive rights to her work.”

  “Are we having dessert?” Gwen said. “I love dessert.”

  “You eat dessert?” Clea said, clearly appalled, and Gwen turned to her gratefully.

  “Every chance I get,” she said. “If possible, I eat it twice.”

  “Good for you,” Mason said. “I was hoping to come by and look at your records. I’d like to contact the others who bought Scarlets.”

  “The records are confidential,” Gwen said. “Couldn’t possibly. Unprofessional. So, dessert?”

  Clea had been tapping on her water glass, evidently trying to summon the caterer who showed up now, looking like Bertie Wooster in his white jacket and slicked-back dark hair.

  “Dessert, Thomas,” Clea said.

  Thomas exchanged a look with Gwen, not the first of the evening.

  “Confidential, of course,” Mason was saying. “But perhaps you could contact them for me. Let them know someone is interested in buying. For a commission.”

  “Really, Mason,” Clea said. “The woman came for dinner, not to be harassed.”

  Mason looked across the table, his face suddenly hard, and Clea shut up. “But what would really help,” he went on, turning back to Gwen, “would be to meet Scarlet. I’d like to do an article on her, nothing professional, of course.” He laughed self-deprecatingly, and Gwen thought, Article? Oh, no. “Do you know where she is?” Mason asked.

  Upstairs burgling your mistress. “I think she’s dead,” Gwen said.

  “But she was so young,” Mason protested. “In her teens. How did she die?”

  Gwen thought about Tilda, throwing the last canvas at Tony and walking out the door seventeen years before. “She was murdered. By an insensitive son of a bitch.” She smiled cheerfully at Mason. “And I have no idea what happened after that.”

  “That’s fascinating,” Mason said, leaning forward.

  “Not if you’re Homer or Scarlet,” Gwen said, as Thomas brought in the cheesecake. “Then it just stinks. Oh, good, chocolate. My favorite.”

  Beside her, Clea contained her scorn, and Gwen cut into her dessert and prayed that she’d heard the last of Homer and Scarlet Hodge.

  “So when can I come by the gallery and talk more with you about Scarlet?” Mason said.

  “Excellent cheesecake,” Gwen said, and kept eating.

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  DAVY HAD been braced for Clea, so he was pleasantly surprised when he fell on somebody soft and padded. Definitely not Clea, he thought as he pinned her to the carpet in the darkness and tried to reason with her, one adult to another. It was a fine manly show of control for the ten seconds before she bit him. Then he jerked his hand away, swallowed his scream, and resisted the urge to deck her. A fistfight was not in his best interest at the moment, especially with somebody who fought dirty.

  “Have you had your shots?” he whispered to her as he rubbed his hand.

  She stayed under him, braced on one hand, gasping for breath as she fumbled for something in her pocket, the bill of her baseball cap shielding her face in the dark. He heard a whoosh and another gasp and leaned over her to see if she was all right, and she whispered savagely, “Touch me and I’ll scream.”

  “No you won’t,” he whispered. “If you were going to scream, you’d have done it already.”

  She exhaled hard and pushed herself up from the floor, a blur in the darkness as she knocked him back, and he caught her sleeve as he rolled to his feet.

  “Easy,” he whispered. “I can’t let you go yet I haven’t—”

  “I don’t care.” She was whispering, too, as she tried to tug her sleeve away from him. “Let go, I have to get out of here.”

  “No.” He pulled her arm closer and caught a hint of her scent, something sweet “The thought of you on the loose discussing this with the cops does not—”

  “Look, you idiot.” Her whisper was savage as she tried to pry his hand from her arm. “I don’t know who you are. I don’t even know what you look like. How can I possibly tell anybody about you?”

  “Good point.” Davy dragged her over to the window and pulled back the drape to let the street light in, keeping to the shadow so she couldn’t see him.

  “Hey.” She was wearing a sloppy Oriental jacket buttoned to her throat, and she glared up at him, her strange light eyes glowing behind huge hexagonal glasses that made her look like a bug. “Are you insane?” she hissed at him. “What if somebody’s out there?”

  She jerked away from him again, and he let go of her arm before she dislocated it. “What are you dressed for?” he whispered. “Chinese baseball?”

  She shoved past him, and he pulled off her baseball cap and held it above her head, feeling disappointed when her hair was too short to come tumbling down. She took another deep breath and turned back to him.

  “Has it occurred to you that this isn‘t a game?”

  “No.” Davy stared at her dark, loopy curls, standing up like little horns. “It’s always a game. Why else wo
uld you do it?”

  “Give me that hat,” she whispered, and when he held it higher, she pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose and glared at him.

  “No,” he said. “And that was a question. Why are you here?”

  She frowned at him, glaring harder.

  “What?” he said. “Speak.”

  She shook her head, clearly frustrated. “Oh, forget it. Keep it.”

  She headed for the door and he caught her around the waist and pulled her back against him. “Tell me what you’re up to, Mulan,” he said in her ear as she tried to squirm away. “I’d like to be a gentleman, but the stakes are high.”

  She stopped struggling so suddenly that he drew in his breath. Cinnamon. Her hair smelled like cinnamon and vanilla, like the rolls his sister used to make on Sunday mornings. Then she turned in the curve of his arm to face him, which was nice all on its own.

  “An old-fashioned gentleman,” she said, her voice low, and Davy felt a stirring of alarm. “I could use one of those.”

  “I’m not.” Davy loosened his hold and backed away toward the closet. “Twenty-first-century cad, that’s me.”

  She stepped closer, and he tripped over Clea’s shoes and stumbled backward.

  “I need a favor,” she whispered up at him as she backed him through Clea’s clothes and up against the wall, and her low, husky voice would have set up a nice hum in his blood if she hadn’t been so stiff as she pressed against him.

  You want to seduce me, you have to melt a little, he thought, but she smelled like the best mornings of his life, so he didn’t push her away.

  “I’m not good at this kind of thing,” she whispered, putting her palms on his chest, her hands trembling a little.

  No kidding, Davy thought. He’d held two-by-fours that were more yielding.

  “While you clearly are—” she clutched his shirt “—good at this.”

  “Okay, you really are no good at this,” he told her, keeping his voice low. “So cut to the chase. What do you want?” He heard her sigh in the darkness, and there was a tremor in it, and he realized she was afraid and put his arm around her. “It’s okay,” he told her, without thinking.

  “There’s a painting,” she said. “Eighteen inches square. A city scene with a checkerboard sky with lots of stars. It’s somewhere in this house.”

  “A painting,” Davy said, knowing what was coming next.

  “Steal it for me,” she whispered, and his hands tightened on her automatically, feeling all that warm softness under her slippery jacket.

  Okay, the chances of her delivering what she was promising were nil, and she was a thief which couldn’t be good, and she was asking him to steal which was worse than anything she’d done to him up until then including the bite and the shin kick. A smart man would say no and escape, dragging her with him so she couldn’t rat him out.

  But life had been so boring lately.

  And she was afraid.

  “Please?” she said, pressing closer, her lips parted.

  “Sure,” he said, and kissed her lightly, wanting her to taste like cinnamon, surprised to find her mouth cool like mint, even more surprised a second later to find her kissing him back, rising to meet him, the tip of her tongue touching his, and he tightened his arms around her and kissed her as if he meant it.

  “Vilma Kaplan,” he said when he broke the kiss, and she jerked back, and then he heard it, too, the step outside the door, and almost knocked her off her feet trying to get the closet door closed before someone came in.

  Okay, that’s an omen, he thought. Stay away from this woman and her tongue. Then a moment later she sighed beside him and he put his arm around her again.

  Thank God, she’s a brunette, he thought as he listened to Clea rustle out in the bedroom. It’s the blondes that screw up my life.

  FIFTEEN MINUTES earlier, Clea Lewis had been watching Gwen Goodnight slurp cheesecake and thinking of ways to permanently separate her from Mason, with an ax if necessary, when the caterer interrupted her.

  “Excuse me, Mrs. Lewis?” he said from the doorway, and Clea turned to look at him, keeping her face pleasant because Mason liked it when people went out of their way to be nice to the help. Also, they might need a caterer again. You never knew.

  “There’s a telephone call for you,” the caterer said.

  “Thank you, Thomas.” Clea turned back to Mason and the threat from the gallery. “I’m so sorry,” she said, radiating graciousness.

  “Perfectly all right,” Mason said, happy because he was talking about art again. Mason wasn’t hugely attractive, but he was hugely rich, so the smile Clea gave him was genuine.

  Gwen Goodnight widened her pale blue eyes that couldn’t compare to Clea’s, which Clea knew because she’d compared them. “No problem,” Gwen said to Clea. “Tell whoever it is we said hi.”

  Clea nodded and slid her chair back, keeping her eye on Gwen. Gwen had crow’s-feet and her jawline was going, but she knew art, and more than that, Mason thought she was charming. “Gwen Goodnight,” he’d said when he’d taken her phone message. “Charming little woman. I’d almost forgotten her. I invited her to dinner.” And now here she was.

  Fortunately, Gwen looked her age, which was just careless of her.

  “Hello?” Clea said when she’d picked up the phone.

  “Clea? Clea, darling?” a man said.

  “Who is this?” she said, annoyed. The last thing she needed was Mason hearing some man calling her “darling.”

  “It’s Ronald,” the voice said, clearly hurt.

  “What do you want?” She stretched to see into the dining room. Mason was still leaning toward Gwen. Honest to God, she’d gotten the man a caterer for the evening —well, she’d hired the man who showed up at the door canvassing for odd jobs after she realized Mason expected her to handle dinner— and now he was using the dinner party she’d arranged to flirt with another woman. Where was loyalty? Where was appreciation?

  “I know you said not to call,” Ronald was saying, breathless, “but this is important. Davy Dempsey has found us.”

  “What?” Clea looked around to make sure Davy wasn’t standing there, flashing that lousy grin.

  “He tracked us down somehow,” Ronald said. “He even knew where you were, I don’t know how. He threatened me to keep me quiet, Clea, but I had to tell you, I don’t care if he beats me up, I had to tell you because I love you.”

  “How did he follow me here?” Clea said, her voice like a lash. Honest to God, she had a genius for picking men who would let her down. Davy, Zane, Cyril... “He didn’t know where I was. He followed you. What did you do, leave a forwarding address?”

  “I’m taking a great risk telling you this at all,” Ronald said, his voice thick with hurt. “He’s dangerous. He threatened to kill me. If I didn’t love you so much—”

  “He’s a con man, not a hit man.” Clea thought about Davy —good-looking, shifty, and implacable— and glanced around the empty hall again, thinking fast. He could be anywhere, the bastard, looking for his money. She had to get rid of him. Ronald should do that. He owed her. It was his fault Davy was here. “If he’s so dangerous, why did you send him after me?” Clea let her voice tremble. “Oh, Ronald, I’ll never be able to trust you again—”

  “Clea—” Ronald’s voice strangled on his panic.

  “—unless you help me.” Clea let her voice drop, deepening with promise. “Unless you prove you love me by saving me, Ronald. If you did that, I’d know we—”

  “Anything,” Ronald said, his breath coming quicker. “Anything. We should talk about it. Let me see you. If we could—”

  “You have to prove you love me first.” Clea craned her neck to make sure Gwen hadn’t crawled into Mason’s lap. God, you just could not trust men.

  “I’ll meet you,” Ronald said breathlessly. “We’ll—”

  “I can’t possibly meet you while Davy is around.”

  “Clea, please—”

  “Get rid of
Davy and then we’ll talk,” Clea said. “I have to go—”

  “Wait, wait, I have a plan for that,” Ronald said. “I think I can get him to agree to leave you the million he stole from you and only take the money he made with it. The first million is rightfully your—”

  “It’s all mine,” Clea said, outrage making her louder. Honestly, where was this man’s mind? How long did he think a million would last her in this economy? Well, in any economy. She dropped her voice again, this time to the purr that had made stronger men than Ronald twitch. “You know that, Ronald darling, you know that’s true.”

  “Of course,” Ronald said automatically. “But if he’ll leave—”

  “He won’t leave,” Clea said. “I know him, he’s impossible. Get rid of him, and then you and I can be together forever. I only have a few more paintings to buy, Ronald. Another month at the most and then we’ll be together again. With a beautiful art collection.”

  “A month?” Ronald took a deep breath. “I don’t—”

  “But only if you get rid of Davy,” Clea said. “As long as he’s around, we’ll never be together.”

  There was a silence on the other end of the line, and Clea stretched to see what was going on in the dining room now. Gwen was laughing at something Mason said. The woman was practically a hyena. And her jawline was definitely going. Clea put her fingers under her chin and pushed. Still firm, but for how long? There was a limit to plastic surgery, after all. Too much and you started to look like—

  “What exactly,” Ronald said slowly, “do you mean by ‘get rid of?”

  In the dining room, Gwen put her hand on Mason’s arm, and Clea said, “Get him out of the picture.”

  “You mean, kill him?”

  Clea stopped glaring at Gwen and Mason to think about it. Death was a little more drastic than she’d intended, but it would get Davy out of the way permanently. Maybe Ronald could pin his murder on Gwen. That would solve all her problems.

  On the other hand, it was Davy. He’d been good to her a long time ago.

  Oh, hell, let Ronald figure it out. “Ronald, either you love me or you don’t.”