The Vampire Who Played Dead (Spinoza Series #2)

  THE

  VAMPIRE WHO PLAYED DEAD

  by

  J.R. RAIN

  A Spinoza Novella

  Acclaim for the novels of J.R. Rain:

  “Be prepared to lose sleep!”

  —James Rollins, international bestselling author of The Devil Colony

  “I love this!”

  —Piers Anthony, international bestselling author of A Spell for Chameleon

  “J.R. Rain delivers a blend of action and wit that always entertains. Quick with the one-liners, but his characters are fully fleshed out (even the undead ones) and you’ll come back again and again.”

  —Scott Nicholson, bestselling author of Liquid Fear

  “Dark Horse is the best book I’ve read in a long time!”

  —Gemma Halliday, bestselling author of Spying in High Heels

  “Moon Dance is absolutely brilliant!”

  —Lisa Tenzin-Dolma, author of Understanding the Planetary Myths

  “Powerful stuff!”

  —Aiden James, bestselling author of The Vampires’ Last Lover

  “Moon Dance is a must read. If you like Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter, be prepared to love J.R. Rain’s Samantha Moon, vampire private investigator.”

  —Eve Paludan, author of Letters from David

  “Impossible to put down. J.R. Rain’s Moon Dance is a fabulous urban fantasy replete with multifarious and unusual characters, a perfectly synchronized plot, vibrant dialogue and sterling witticism all wrapped in a voice that is as beautiful as it is rich and vividly intense as it is relaxed.”

  —April Vine, author of The Midnight Rose

  OTHER BOOKS BY J.R. RAIN

  The Lost Ark

  The Body Departed

  VAMPIRE FOR HIRE SERIES

  Moon Dance

  Vampire Moon

  American Vampire

  Moon Child

  Vampire Dawn

  THE JIM KNIGHTHORSE SERIES

  Dark Horse

  The Mummy Case

  Hail Mary

  ELVIS MYSTERY SERIES

  Elvis Has Not Left the Building

  You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog (coming soon)

  THE SPINOZA SERIES

  The Vampire With the Dragon Tattoo

  The Vampire Who Played Dead

  The Vampire in the Iron Mask (coming soon)

  THE GRAIL QUEST TRILOGY

  Arthur

  Merlin (coming soon)

  WITH SCOTT NICHOLSON

  Cursed!

  Ghost College

  The Vampire Club

  WITH PIERS ANTHONY

  Aladdin Relighted

  Aladdin Sins Bad

  WITH SCOTT NICHOLSON AND H.T. NIGHT

  Bad Blood

  SHORT STORIES

  The Bleeder and Other Stories

  Teeth and Other Stories

  Vampire Nights and Other Stories

  Vampire Blues: Four Stories

  SCREENPLAYS

  Judas Silver

  Lost Eden

  SHORT STORY ANTHOLOGIES

  Vampires, Zombies and Ghosts, Oh My!

  NON-FICTION

  The Rain Interview (2008-2011)

  The Vampire Who Played Dead

  Published by J.R. Rain

  Copyright © 2011 by J.R. Rain

  All rights reserved.

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  Dedication

  To the memory of Robert B. Parker.

  Acknowledgments

  Thanks again to Sandy Johnston and Elaine Babich.

  The Vampire Who Played Dead

  Chapter One

  I was sitting in my vinyl swivel chair.

  The chair had no armrests. It had come with the office, along with the broken particle board desk, missing one corner and warped as hell. Someday I would find myself a swivel chair with armrests. And a desk that didn’t rock every time I leaned an elbow on it.

  Someday.

  To my left, sitting on a stainless steel counter next to a stainless steel sink, the compact coffee maker made surprisingly human-like gurgling noises, although I couldn’t remember the last time I heard a human gurgle. On my desk was a greasy white Winchell’s bag, bulging nicely with its contents.

  The day was young and full of hope. That is, for anyone other than me. For me, it was just another day filled with regret, pain, and eternal guilt.

  The donuts helped with some of that.

  And when the coffee was done, I stood up and went over to the coffee maker and filled a metal thermos, then returned to my armless vinyl swivel chair. I sipped the brew and watched the steam march up to the ceiling, voicing my pleasure with a resounding, “Ahh.”

  The wind slapped rain against the window, beating a pleasant staccato. I swiveled in my chair, maximizing its full potential, and watched the rain drool down the massive pane, beyond which a low vault of swollen purple clouds meant business.

  Memories of my son playing with plastic boats in the gutters came rushing back to me, and I let the tears flow freely, unable to stop them, not wanting to stop them.

  Minutes later, I came back to the present and reached over to the donut bag. I had just selected a pink sprinkle when the phone rang.

  I glanced at my watch: 7:22 a.m. Early for a client.

  I lifted the receiver and held it against my ear and waited. I took a bite of the donut, as sprinkles cascaded down my short front like pink rain.

  In the earpiece, there was some white noise, then a shuffling sound, followed by a long scraping. I took another bite of the donut, then cradled the phone between my ear and shoulder like a pro and took a sip from the thermos. There was now some shallow breathing. Very faint. Then it came faster. Now we were getting somewhere.

  The rain paused briefly. Outside, the storm clouds were the color of brain matter. I next dug into the bag and produced a hefty buttermilk that made me feel good just looking at it. The rain returned, doubling its efforts, pounding the windowpane. Somewhere on the distant horizon, sheet lightning flashed. Thunder galloped overhead.

  “A sad tale’s best for winter,” I said into the phone.

  “What?”

  A young man’s voice. Maybe fifteen or sixteen. Old enough to find me in the Yellow Pages, but not old enough to find the courage to speak.

  “Shakespeare,” I said. “When in doubt, quote Shakespeare. Chicks dig it.”

  “Really?”

  “Probably not, but you never know.”

  Actually that was a trick of mine to help me overcome my own shyness, which had plagued me all my life. Quoting other people was far easier than making stuff up as you go.

  The young man continued saying nothing, but I could hear him breathing. The breathing, I noticed, was coming faster and faster.

  Don’t hyperventilate on me, broheim.

  I’m a patient man. In my business, you have to be patient. I also knew that it’s not easy for people to come to other people for help. Especially young people.

  While I waited, I ate. The buttermilk was greasy, but that didn’t stop me. I sat forward in my chair and listened into the phone and listened to the rain, and wondered who this young man was, but instinctively knowing that
I should wait. That he should make the first move.

  “Are you Spinoza?” he finally asked. There was a slight squeak to his voice. Fourteen, maybe?

  “As ever there was.”

  “What does that mean?”

  “It means yes.”

  “Oh.”

  More silence. Rain slanted diagonally across my window. Who has seen the wind, I thought, neither you nor I.

  “Do you find people?” he asked.

  “Yes,” I said.

  “How much do you, um, charge to find someone?”

  I set the donut aside and leaned forward on my elbows.

  “Two tacos,” I said.

  “Two what?”

  “Two tacos and maybe a burrito.”

  He actually laughed. The sound was muffled, as if he were talking in a closet, or under covers. I figured maybe both. More likely a bathroom, though.

  “My mom was killed,” he said.

  “I’m sorry to hear that.”

  “She was killed two years ago.”

  “I’m sorry,” I said again.

  “Why do you keep saying that?”

  “Because no boy should be without his mother.”

  There was a pause and I heard a choking sound on the other end. He muffled the phone so that I couldn’t hear him cry but he didn’t do a very good job of it and I heard the deep sobs and the pain and the immense heartache. As he wept I thought of my boy, but I did not cry. I would not cry with the young man on the phone. Alone, yes. But not now.

  I waited for him to get hold of himself and when he finally did, I asked him if there was anything I could do to help him. He sniffled some more, and told me his tale.

  And what a tale it was.

  Chapter Two

  I was at Astro’s Burgers in Silver Lake. I had just sat down and ordered an orange juice when Detective Hammer, my cop friend, stepped into the restaurant. He spotted me and came over.

  “You’re late,” I said as Hammer sat.

  “I’m a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. You’re lucky I even give you the time of day.”

  “Private eyes are people, too,” I said.

  “Yeah, but they ain’t real cops.” He waved the waitress over and put in his order. A milkshake, fries and double cheeseburger.

  “Should I call 911 now?” I asked.

  “You better hope I don’t keel over; otherwise, you would be minus your only cop friend in Los Angeles.”

  “I can always make another cop friend.”

  Hammer snorted. “Not you, pal. You can barely look a waitress in the eye.”

  “I’m shy. You know that.”

  “I thought only teen girls were shy.”

  “Think again.”

  Our drinks came, although I was using the word “drink” loosely in his case. The milkshake might as well have been ice cream. In fact, Hammer quickly ditched the straw and used his spoon.

  He said, between slurps, “So how did you hear about the Evelyn case?”

  “Her son hired me to find her.”

  Hammer choked on his milk shake. I could have been wrong, but I think some of it even came out of his nostrils. He covered his face and coughed some more and I handed him a napkin.

  “He does realize his mother is dead, right?”

  “Yes,” I said. “He also understands that her body is missing.”

  “He hired you to find a corpse?”

  “Somebody has to.”

  Hammer continued shoveling in his shake. Some of it got into his cop mustache, where it was quickly absorbed. I wondered what else had been absorbed into his mustache.

  “Yeah,” said Hammer. “I suppose someone’s got to.” He shook his head. “My first grave robbing case. I mean, have you ever heard of such a thing?”

  “Not since Frankenstein.”

  Hammer shook his head. “What the hell would anyone do with it?” He turned green and actually set aside his shake. “On second thought, I don’t want to know.”

  “Who worked the initial homicide?”

  “Yours truly.”

  “Full circle,” I said.

  “Yeah. First we catch the killer—the husband, always the husband—and now I have to run down the fucking body. What are the chances?”

  “Slim to none,” I said. “Where’s the husband now?”

  “In San Quentin. Death Row.”

  “Tell me about it,” I said.

  “The usual story. An abusive bastard. Beat her up often. One day he doesn’t stop punching and brings a knife into play. A fucking butter knife that he kept near his bed.”

  “Premeditative?”

  “Yup. Stabbed her seventy-two times.”

  Now I nearly choked on my orange juice. “Jesus.”

  “Bloodiest crime scene I’ve ever seen.”

  “So why was the body exhumed?” I asked.

  “There’s a paternity case going on. Apparently, a son has appeared out of nowhere, claiming to be an heir. I’m assuming it’s the same son who hired you.”

  “An heir to what?” I asked.

  “A significant fortune. The family was loaded. The loving couple left behind boat loads to two legitimate kids.”

  “And now there’s an illegitimate kid.”

  Hammer nodded as our food arrived. He immediately shoved three fat steak fries under his mustache into what I assumed was his mouth. His rat-like mustache twitched once, twice, and the fries disappeared.

  I ate my fries as well, but I ate them one at a time, and I didn’t have a rat-like mustache.

  Hammer nodded. “You guessed it. A legitimate kid who wants in on the family’s money.”

  “Was there a will?”

  “Of course. And it did indeed name a son whom she offered up for adoption years ago.”

  “So he might the one.”

  “Or not. Lots of scams out there, Spinoza. You know that. Anyway, the kid, your client, goes through the proper channels and next thing I hear they’re digging up mamma. Only she’s not where she’s supposed to be.”

  “Curiouser and curiouser,” I said.

  “Fucking sick, if you ask me.” But not so sick as to stop him from sinking his teeth deep into the burger.

  “Any leads?” I asked.

  “Nope,” he said, chewing furiously. “But if you see a corpse lying around, lemme know. I’m trying like hell to pawn this case off on the robbery division, since they deal with human trafficking, too.”

  “A loophole in the LAPD divisions,” I said.

  “Yeah, but it’s not shaking out the way I’d hoped. So far, Chief wants me in on it because I’m familiar with the case. Like I’ve got nothing better to do then look for a stolen fucking body.”

  “A waste of your considerable talents,” I said.

  “Don’t fuck with me, Spinoza. I got two new homicides in the last 24 hours alone. Last thing I need to be doing is looking for a bunch of bones.”

  “Sounds like you might need my help, too,” I said.

  “Not likely, but if you want to poke around, feel free.”

  “I’ll need a copy of your file,” I said.

  “It’s illegal for me to give you a copy of my file.”

  “It’s never stopped you before.”

  “I know,” said Hammer, polishing off the burger. “I just needed to officially say it before I accidentally email you a copy of the electronic file.”

  I grinned. “Accidents do happen.”

  Chapter Three

  I was in my office when, a short while later, Detective Hammer “accidentally” sent me an email containing the entire contents of his investigation into the murder of Evelyn Drake. He followed his mistake by sending me an email stating that he had fucked up and sent the email incorrectly, and that I was, by law, to delete it immediately.

  Which I did, after I had “accidentally” printed out the entire contents. And with my feet propped up on my desk during a quiet afternoon, when my phone neither rang nor clients stepped in, I read th
e file, glued to the pages. Hammer was a helluva homicide detective, I give him that, although I would never tell him in person. Actually, Hammer reminded me of another detective I’d recently had the pleasure of working with, an ex-football player out of Orange County. Cocky as hell, but meticulous and driven. Like Hammer.

  Anyway, Hammer had made detailed file notes and reports, and it was all riveting stuff. From phone calls to interviews, to eyewitness testimonies and crime scene reports, it told a compelling story of heartbreak and murder, and I was glued to the pages until the sun went down.

  During the course of the investigation, Hammer had had his hands full. The husband had tried his damnedest to cover his tracks and set up a fake alibi. Through dogged investigative work and following hunch after hunch, Hammer had cracked the case and nailed the murderous husband, who was now currently rotting in San Quentin, awaiting execution.

  For good reason. Within these pages was a very sad tale of an abused woman and her worthless husband. She had spent decades being abused and tormented, only to finally find escape in death.

  She left behind two teenage children and, according to the will, a third. Apparently, she had given up a boy for adoption when she had been very young. No other information was known or mentioned about the boy, just the small notation in the will...and a sizable trust fund.

  I turned in my swivel chair and looked out my second-story window. My office sat on a small hillock above some shabbier homes in Echo Park, a burrow of Los Angeles made famous in movies and film.

  For now the street below was quiet and the far horizon shimmered with more beauty than Los Angeles deserved. For all the smog that it pumped into its skies, the horizon should have been gray and black and dead, instead alive with nearly every color of the rainbow.