Christmas Moon (A Vampire for Hire Novella)

  CHRISTMAS MOON

  by

  J.R. RAIN

  Vampire for Hire #4.5

  Acclaim for the novels of J.R. Rain:

  “Be prepared to lose sleep!”

  —James Rollins, international bestselling author of The Devil Colony

  “I love this!”

  —Piers Anthony, international bestselling author of A Spell for Chameleon

  “J.R. Rain delivers a blend of action and wit that always entertains. Quick with the one-liners, but his characters are fully fleshed out (even the undead ones) and you’ll come back again and again.”

  —Scott Nicholson, bestselling author of Liquid Fear

  “Dark Horse is the best book I’ve read in a long time!”

  —Gemma Halliday, bestselling author of Spying in High Heels

  “Moon Dance is absolutely brilliant!”

  —Lisa Tenzin-Dolma, author of Understanding the Planetary Myths

  “Powerful stuff!”

  —Aiden James, bestselling author of The Vampires’ Last Lover

  “Moon Dance is a must read. If you like Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter, be prepared to love J.R. Rain’s Samantha Moon, vampire private investigator.”

  —Eve Paludan, author of Letters from David

  “Impossible to put down. J.R. Rain’s Moon Dance is a fabulous urban fantasy replete with multifarious and unusual characters, a perfectly synchronized plot, vibrant dialogue and sterling witticism all wrapped in a voice that is as beautiful as it is rich and vividly intense as it is relaxed.”

  —April Vine, author of The Midnight Rose

  OTHER BOOKS BY J.R. RAIN

  The Lost Ark

  The Body Departed

  VAMPIRE FOR HIRE SERIES

  Moon Dance

  Vampire Moon

  American Vampire

  Moon Child

  Vampire Dawn

  SAMANTHA MOON NOVELLAS

  Christmas Moon

  SAMANTHA MOON CASE FILES

  Vampires Blues: Four Stories

  Vampires Games: Four Stories (coming soon)

  THE JIM KNIGHTHORSE SERIES

  Dark Horse

  The Mummy Case

  Hail Mary

  ELVIS MYSTERY SERIES

  Elvis Has Not Left the Building

  You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog (coming soon)

  THE SPINOZA SERIES

  The Vampire With the Dragon Tattoo

  The Vampire Who Played Dead

  The Vampire in the Iron Mask (coming soon)

  THE GRAIL QUEST TRILOGY

  Arthur

  Merlin (coming soon)

  WITH SCOTT NICHOLSON

  Cursed!

  Ghost College

  The Vampire Club

  WITH PIERS ANTHONY

  Aladdin Relighted

  Aladdin Sins Bad

  WITH SCOTT NICHOLSON AND H.T. NIGHT

  Bad Blood

  SHORT STORIES

  The Bleeder and Other Stories

  Teeth and Other Stories

  Vampire Nights and Other Stories

  Vampire Blues and Other Stories

  SCREENPLAYS

  Judas Silver

  Lost Eden

  SHORT STORY ANTHOLOGIES

  Vampires, Zombies and Ghosts, Oh My!

  NON-FICTION

  The Rain Interviews (2008-2011)

  Christmas Moon

  Published by J.R. Rain

  Copyright © 2011 by J.R. Rain

  All rights reserved.

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  Dedication

  To H.T. Night, for all his invaluable help.

  Merry Christmas, little brother.

  Christmas Moon

  Chapter One

  I was cleaning house in the dark and watching Judge Judy rip some cheating ex-husband a new one, when my doorbell rang. Enjoying this more than I probably should have, I hurried over to the door and opened it.

  My appointment—and potential new client—was right on time. His name was Charlie Anderson, and he was a tall fellow with a short, gray beard, bad teeth, nervous eyes and a peaceful aura. In fact, the aura that surrounded him was so serene that I did a double take.

  I showed him to my back office where he took a seat in one of the four client chairs. I moved around my desk and sat in my leather chair, which made rude noises. I might have blushed if I could have.

  I picked up my liquid gel pen and opened my pad of paper to a blank page. I said, “You mentioned in your email something about needing help finding something that was lost.”

  “Stolen, actually.”

  I clicked open my pen. “And what was that?”

  “A safe,” he said.

  I think I blinked. “A safe?”

  “Yes. A safe. It was stolen from me, and I need your help to find it.”

  He explained. The safe had been handed down through his family for many generations. It had never been opened, and no one knew what was inside. Charlie’s father, now deceased, had left the safe to him nearly twenty years ago. Recently, a gang of hoodlums had moved into Charlie’s neighborhood, and soon after, some of Charlie’s things had gone missing. A gas can, loose change from the ashtray in his car. If he was a betting man—and Charlie assured me he wasn’t—he would bet that these punks had stolen his safe.

  I made notes. Charlie spoke haltingly, often circling back and repeating what he’d just said. Charlie was a shy man and he wasn’t used to being the center of attention. He was even shy about being the center of attention of a smallish woman in her small back office.

  “When was the safe stolen?”

  “Two days ago.”

  “Where was it stolen from?”

  “My home. A mobile home. A trailer, really.”

  I nodded. I wasn’t sure I knew what the difference was, but kept that to myself. “And where did you keep the safe in your trailer?”

  “I kept it behind the furnace.”

  “Behind?”

  “The furnace is non-functional.”

  “I see.”

  “If you remove the blower, there’s a space to hide stuff.”

  I nodded, impressed. “Seems like a good hiding spot to me.”

  “I thought so, too.”

  “Any chance it could have been stolen a while back, and you only recently noticed?”

  He shrugged. In fact, he often shrugged, sometimes for no apparent reason. Shrugging seemed to be a sort of nervous tic for Charlie. He said, “A week ago, maybe.”

  “Were you alone when you checked the safe?”

  “Yes.”

  I studied my notes...tapping my pen against the pad. My house was quiet, as it should be. The kids were at school. As they should be. I looked at the time on my computer screen. I had to pick them up in about twenty minutes.

  At about this time of the day, my brain is foggy at best. So foggy that sometimes the most obvious question eludes me. I blinked, focused my thoughts, and ignored the nearly overwhelming desire to crawl back into bed...and shut out the world.

  At least until the sunset. Then, I
was a new woman.

  Or a new something.

  I kept tapping the tip of the pen against the pad of paper until the question finally came to me. Finally, it did. “Why would the thieves know to look behind the furnace? Seems a highly unlikely place for any thief to ever look.”

  He shrugged.

  I said, “Shrugging doesn’t help me, Mr. Anderson.”

  “Well, I don’t know why they would look there.”

  “Fair enough. Did you ever tell anyone about the safe?”

  “No.”

  “Did anyone ever see you, ah, looking at the safe?”

  “I live alone. It’s just me.”

  “Any family members know about the safe?”

  “Maybe a few do, but I don’t keep in touch with them.”

  “Do you have any children?”

  “Yes.”

  Bingo. “Where do your kids live?”

  “The Philippines, presently. I’m a retired Navy vet. My ex-wife is from the Philippines. The kids stay with her most of the time.”

  “But some of the time they stay with you?”

  “Yes?”

  “How long ago has it been since they were last with you?”

  “A month ago.”

  More notes, more thinking. I put the pen aside. I had asked just about everything my dull brain could think of. Besides, I had to start wrapping this up.

  “I can help you,” I said. “But under one condition.”

  “What’s that?”

  “I get half of whatever’s in the safe.”

  “What about the retainer fee?”

  “I’ll waive the fee.”

  “And if you don’t find the safe?”

  “You owe me nothing,” I said.

  He looked at me for a good twenty seconds before he started nodding. “I’ve always wondered what the hell was in that thing.”

  “So, do we have a deal then, Mr. Anderson?”

  “We have a deal,” he said.

  Chapter Two

  I picked up the kids from school and, as promised, we made a dollar store run. Once there, I gave the kids each a hand basket and told them to have it.

  They had at it, tearing through the store like game show contestants. Tammy crammed some packages of red velvet bows in her hand basket and moved onto the jingle bells, shaking them vigorously. I chuckled as I watched little Anthony grab some scented Christmas candles. The candles filled up at least half his hand basket. Now, what did an eight-year-old need with Christmas candles? Nothing. He simply grabbed them because it was the first of the Christmas items he’d seen. I was fairly certain that he would later regret his choice.

  As the kids attacked the many holiday rows, I smiled to myself and strolled casually through the mostly-clean store, trying like hell to ignore the way my legs shook, or the way my skin still burned from the five-second sprint from the minivan to the store.

  Sadly, even with the winter-shortened days, we were still about two hours from sunset.

  Two hours.

  That thought alone almost depressed me.

  Since my transmutation seven years ago, I’m supernaturally aware of the location of the sun in the sky. I can be in any building at any time and tell you exactly where the sun is, either above or below the Earth. Even now I could feel it directly above me, angling just over my right shoulder, heading west.

  I powered through the shakiness and heaviness, and worked my way down an aisle of discounted hardback novels. I paused and flipped through a historical mystery novel, read a random paragraph, liked it, and dropped it into my own hand basket. For a buck, I’ll try anything. Hell, the Kindle app on my iPhone was filled with free ebooks and .99 cent ebooks that I had snagged in a buying frenzy a few days ago. Now, all I needed to do was to find the time to read them. I’m sure the one about the vampire mom—written, of all people, by a guy with a beard—should give me a good laugh.

  I continued down the aisle. I didn’t often shop at the dollar store, but when I did, I made the most of it. And the kids, I knew, had been waiting all week for this trip.

  It was, after all, a Christmas tradition with us. Each year about this time, the kids were given an empty basket and told to fill them with Christmas decorations. At a dollar a pop, no one was going to break the bank, and once home, together we hung or displayed the decorations. Usually with cookies baking in the oven. Of course, this was the first year we were doing it without Danny, but so far, neither of the kids had mentioned the exclusion of their father, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to say anything.

  Seven months ago, just after a rare disease nearly cost my son his life, I had filed for divorce. Just last month, the divorce had been finalized. I was technically single, although my relationship with Kingsley Fulcrum had taken on legs. Or teeth. We had grown closer and more comfortable with each other, and for that I was grateful to him.

  The famed defense attorney—never known for his moral compass, nor morals of any type—had suddenly developed a conscience. Now, he was a little more selective with his defense cases, a little more discerning. He winnowed out the obvious slimeballs. Of late, he seemed to choose his clients with some care.

  He did this, I knew, for me.

  After all, I had found it nearly impossible to get too close to a man who actively defended murderers and cutthroats, rapists and all-around jerk-offs. He got it. If he wanted me in the picture, he was going to have to change.

  And he did.

  Yeah, I’m still amazed and a little in shock.

  But we were taking things slowly. I had to move slowly. Anything faster, and I would have seriously freaked out. So I only saw the big lug a few times a week, sometimes only once a week. He never stayed over...and only rarely did I stay over at his palatial estate. Half the time, he took me out. The other half, I cooked for him. It took me months before I formally introduced my kids to him. And even then, I only did so as my “friend.”

  I knew the friend comment hurt him, but he went with it. Anthony, I knew, had never seen a man this big in his life, and Kingsley was immediately the designated jungle gym. I couldn’t help but laugh every time Kingsley showed up, especially in his two-thousand-dollar Armani suits, only to watch Anthony climb all over him.

  I chuckled at the recent image of Kingsley sighing resignedly as Anthony used the defense attorney’s massive bicep as a pull-up bar. To Kingsley’s credit, he always let Anthony play, and never once did he mention his clothes. I figured that someday he would wise up and show up in jeans and a tee shirt.

  We’ll see.

  I had just spotted an end-cap stacked with organic soup. Granted, I couldn’t eat organic soup, but my kids could. And at a dollar a pop, I eagerly started scooping them up.

  As I did so, I sensed someone behind me and paused and turned.

  And gasped.

  Okay, a small gasp. After all, I wasn’t expecting to see such a beautiful man there, leaning casually against a shelf full of cheap spatulas, and smiling warmly at me. His eyes even twinkled, and I couldn’t help but notice the soft, silvery aura that surrounded him. Never before had I seen a silver aura, and never an aura so alive and vibrant.

  Who the hell was this guy?

  I didn’t know, but one thing was for sure: I was especially not expecting him to say my name, but that’s exactly what he did.

  He crossed his arms over his massive chest, and said, “Hello, Samantha. How are you?”

  This time, I definitely gasped.

  Chapter Three

  A peaceful calm radiated from the tall man.

  His silver aura shimmered around him like a halo. His warm smile put me immediately at ease. My inner alarm system, too, since it was as silent as could be. He wore a red cashmere turtleneck sweater, very Christmassy looking, with relaxed fit jeans and hiking shoes. His shoes looked new. His fingers, which curled around his biceps, were long and whitish, capped by pinkish, thick nails.

  “Do I know you?” I asked.

  “Not directly,” he said.


  “Indirectly?”

  “You could say that.”

  I wracked my brain. Had he been a client? A high school boyfriend? A friend of a high school boyfriend? Was he the boy I kissed behind the backstop in the fourth grade? Or the boy I kissed at the bus stop? Other than realizing that I showed a predisposition for love triangles at an early age, my mind remained maddeningly blank, although something nagged at me distantly.

  “You got me,” I said. “How do you know me?”

  He continued leaning against the shelf, watching me. “Through my work.”

  “Your work?”

  He nodded. “Yes.”

  “And what kind of work is that?”

  “I’m a...bodyguard of sorts.”

  Technically, so was I. As a licensed private investigator in the State of California, I could legally work as a bodyguard, too. Granted, at five-foot three inches tall, I couldn’t cover much of anyone’s body. Still, I bring other...skill sets to the table.

  Despite sensing no danger, my guard was up. I instinctively looked over at my kids, who were presently fighting over a huge Styrofoam candy cane, apparently the only one in the store. The candy cane promptly snapped in half like a wish bone. Anthony let out a wail. Tammy gave him her broken piece and slinked away. I would deal with her later. The kids, at least, were fine.

  “I’m sorry,” I said to him, “but I don’t remember you.”

  “I wouldn’t expect you to.”