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    Holy Socks And Dirtier Demons

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      “Damn it, Jace.” She winked at me.

      Unable to take it anymore, I twisted my hands in her hair, and kissed

      her, a kiss of total possession. Our mouths locked, hands and fantasies

      roaming uncontrolled. Clothing disappeared. Naked, belly swollen with

      child, Lilith had never been more beautiful.

      “I love—”

      Her finger pressed against my lips stopping the words I longed to

      say. “Don’t say it.”

      “Why not?”

      “Because I’m not one of your cotton-candy lovers.” She leaned over

      me caressing my chest with long, tapered nails. “How many times have you

      spoken those words?”

      I shrugged, not wanting to have this conversation. “A few times.”

      “Wife number one? Did you promise to always love her?”

      I nodded.

      “Wife two? Three? Mary?” Lilith gazed at me. “Did you tell them

      you loved them?”

      Again, I nodded. They say the truth will set you free, but it damned

      me. I’d said the words too many times, to too many women.

      “Your love didn’t last,” she whispered against my neck.

      No, it hadn’t. My heart burned with sudden fear. Would Lilith fade

      away, my love for her disappear? Would love turn to hate? Would she betray

      me as the others had?

      She kissed me, her tongue stroking mine with abandon. “Promise me

      something.”

      “Anything.”

      “Never tell me you love me.”

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      “Deal.”

      ~ * ~

      “What happened to Mary?” I wiped a bead of sweat from Lilith’s

      naked skin. Our lovemaking had surpassed my hospital fantasies, and had

      included positions, and visual aids illegal in many southern states. Now, as

      we lay side-by-side on the adjustable bed, my mind wandered with loose

      ends and worries about our future.

      Lilith yawned, showing sharpened canine teeth. “It’s customary not

      to bring up past lovers while in bed with the current one. Unless it’s a

      comparison, and then only when I come out on top.”

      “I’ll remember that.” I kissed her bare shoulder, licking her salt-

      slicked skin. “And trust me, she’s got nothing on you.”

      Lilith turned to face me, her extended belly between us. The baby

      kicked, pushing against my stomach. Something warm, and not unwelcome

      filled my heart.

      “Mary disappeared, and no one has seen her,” she said, biting her

      lower lip.

      She’s lying, I thought. But why? Was Lilith afraid I’d choose Mary

      over her? Choose my biological child over hers? “Mary means nothing to

      me. You know that, don’t you?”

      Nodding, Lilith took my hand in hers and pressed it against her

      stomach. “She doesn’t, but her child means everything.”

      “What are you saying?”

      “Jace, by design or accident of birth, you’re the actual Second

      Coming.”

      “And?” Duh. I’d figured that out two hours ago. But I was a Second

      Coming without any cool powers. I couldn’t raise the dead, or smite demon

      cats at will. Hell, I couldn’t even do the Sunday crossword in pen.

      Lilith rolled her eyes. “Mary originally teamed up with Sid to kidnap

      Jesus so she could create the next ruler of Heaven.”

      “And when she found out I was really the second coming, she

      practically raped me.” I smack myself in the forehead. “She got knocked up

      on purpose! That bitch.”

      “And God’s not getting any younger.” She grinned. “After all, He’s

      ruled Heaven for five billon years.”

      My eyes widened. “Five billon years?”

      “Yep.” She winked at me. “Don’t believe everything you read. God,

      Zeus, Buddha, Allah, and a million other less popular deities have risen and

      fallen from power in the last five-billon years. It’s like a fucked up popularity

      contest.”

      “I don’t understand. The ruler of Heaven is determined by the

      amount of followers?”

      “Yes. Hell, too, for that matter.” Her yellow eyes flashed. “For the

      last two thousand years, God’s been in the lead with two billion practitioners."

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      “That’s why Sid wanted to kill me, and he used the kid, and his

      kidnapping, as a means to an end.” I nodded. “Without a Second Coming,

      God would eventually lose the throne.”

      Lilith nodded. “But with Sid roasting in Hell, now Mary holds the

      key, or rather the embryo to the throne.”

      “But only if I’m dead.”

      “Yes.” She agreed with a nod. “We must find out who told Mary

      about you in the first place, and where she’s hiding.”

      “I did not mean to tell her, but you were locked in a mausoleum.

      And...” In a flash of white light, the angel appeared, hovering above our bed

      on a fluffy cloud. “The blonde one tricked me.”

      “A cloud? A fucking cloud?” I shook my head. Lying angel bastard.

      “So you told Mary I was God’s son, huh? What else did you let accidentally

      slip?”

      The angel hung his head. “The mean one’s plan. The plan to rescue

      the Messiah, and protect Nemamiah.”

      I pointed to Lilith. “She’s Nemamiah.”

      “Oh, I forgot.” The angel frowned. “Nemamiah is a man’s name. It

      should be your name,” he said to me.

      “Thanks but I already have a name. It’s Jace, remember?”

      He nodded. “I did not mean to tell the mean one’s plan to the blonde

      one. She tricked me, Nemamiah. She is much smarter than your mean one.”

      “You stupid, mother—” Lilith screeched

      I held up my hand, cutting Lilith off. “How did she trick you?”

      Having been duped by Mary myself, I felt an odd sense of camaraderie with

      the worthless angel.

      “She…” His eyes shifted back and forth. “She promised me my own

      cloud. One I don’t have to share with Michael. But then the Lord found out I

      told, and he smited me, right there at Bob’s Junkyard, and sent me to

      Michael’s cloud. How I wish for my own cloud...”

      “You stupid, mother—” I roared, leaping naked from the hospital

      bed. I swatted at the floating cloud, fully intending to destroy it, and him.

      Sold out for a cloud. How pathetic was that?

      Lilith grabbed my hand, tugging me back to the bed. “Kill him later.

      Right now, we need to focus on Mary. Once she gives birth to your child…”

      “If it’s my child.” I kissed Lilith’s forehead. “And then only over my

      dead body will she rule Heaven.”

      “I’m guessing that’s part of her plan.”

      I scratched my head. “Did you notice it’s part of everyone’s plan? If I

      didn’t like myself so much, I’d get a complex.”

      Lilith grinned. “If it makes you feel better, it was only after we met

      that I wanted you dead.”

      “Blasphemy!” the angel squawked. “You dare threaten the Son of

      God?”

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      “Threatening him is blasphemy, but nearly getting him killed is just

      fine, huh?” Lilith twisted the bed sheet in her hands, probably dreaming of

      strangling the angel. The babe in her belly kicked violently too, nearly

      toppling me from the small bed.

      “Unless you ha
    ve something vital to say, just go away.” I waved at

      the angel and his precious fucking cloud. “You’re completely fucking

      useless. Since the beginning, you’ve done nothing right! Not one damn

      thing.”

      “Fine.” He huffed, blowing out a stream of atmospheric dust. Slowly

      he started to disappear, all the while mumbling, “I try to be helpful, stop the

      child Jesus from being harmed, but does he want to listen? No, he’s too busy

      with the mean one.”

      “What did you say?” I yelled.

      “You are rude, overbearing, and look like a homeless person.” The

      angel crossed his wings over his chest, and waited for my apology.

      “No. About the kid?”

      “Oh, the son of God is missing, and the Rapture is upon us.” The

      angel frowned. “Don’t you watch the news?”

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      Sixty Two

      “And there you have it folks. The end of days is here, and we are but

      moments away from world destruction.” A newscaster with overly bleached

      teeth smiled into the television screen. I shook my head, and flipped the

      station.

      The friendly face of a lowly White House cabinet member reassured

      the frightened public. “...No danger... Everything’s fine... The President is

      aware of the situation...No comment on the President's current location...”

      He’s probably on his knees begging for forgiveness, I thought.

      The screen flashed, BREAKING NEWS, in large, terrifying text.

      Underneath the words images of packed churches, riots, and falling hamsters

      burst from the television. Reports of four headless horsemen approaching the

      city had sent frenzied flocks of the faithful into ecstatic peals of joy, and

      sinners into the streets screaming for mercy.

      I watched, dazed, as the world went mad. What was going on?

      Surely, God would’ve mentioned an imminent apocalypse. At the least, he

      would’ve sent me a text message. Something like 'btw end o days'. pack lite.

      Lilith gripped my hand, her skin cold. “I don’t understand,” she said

      for the tenth time. “Why now?”

      “Maybe your buddy Satan got tired of waiting.”

      She shook her head. “Satan wants Armageddon about as much as you

      want a fourth wife. Hell is packed as it is. It cannot sustain billions of newly

      dammed. Satan’s even talked about building a fence.”

      Interesting. “What about God?”

      “Same goes in Heaven. Even the Grim Reaper can’t randomly take

      souls anymore. He has to have papers, signed in triplicate. Heaven and Hell

      are full-up.”

      “So who’s doing all this?” I pointed to the hospital room window.

      The streets below swarmed with darkness, and terrified people. Fires burned.

      Women and children cried. Men preached salvation on abandoned avenues.

      “I wish I knew.” Lilith stroked her stomach. My heart lurched. In that

      moment, I vowed to save mother and child. Nothing would take them from

      me. Not the end of time, famine, or that dammed Brad Pitt.

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      “I plan to find out.” I squeezed her hand. Jumping from the bed, I

      pulled on a pair of stolen surgical scrubs and freed Tyrfing from the supply

      closet where Lilith had place it after I’d awoken from my coma.

      I kissed Lilith goodbye. “Stay here.”

      “No.”

      “Dammit, Lilith.”

      “Dammit, Jace.” She winked at me. “Now’s not the time for foreplay.

      Grab your sword and follow me.”

      I grinned, and instead of arguing, I meekly followed her to the end of

      time.

      ~ * ~

      Lilith and I fought our way north to West 34th Street. Men and

      women huddled together in prayer while roaming gangs of the soon-to-be

      dammed smashed liquor store windows, and ransacked churches.

      “Where are we going?” I jogged to keep up with my enlarged lover’s

      quick strides. She was a woman on a mission. A warrior. An avenging angel.

      Nemamiah in full glory.

      She slowed a step. “Empire State Building. Armageddon starts

      there.”

      “And the kid? Is he still alive?” I ducked a flying hamster.

      Lilith closed her eyes. “Jesus is alive.”

      I closed my eyes, and prayed, before taking her hand and the lead.

      Ten blocks up, the Empire State Building appeared untouched in a blaze of

      rioting, fires, and mass hysteria. Like an oasis from the end of the world, it

      stood tall and proud.

      My eyes scanned the outside of the building, squinting at the

      observation deck one hundred and two floors up. I glanced at Lilith. “Think

      the elevator’s working?”

      She shrugged. “Does hell freeze over during the apocalypse?”

      “I’ll take that as a no.”

      “Start climbing.” She shoved me toward the fire escape, and pointed

      at her extended belly. “I’m right behind you.”

      Hefting Tyrfing over my shoulder, I climbed up the first flight of

      stairs. No sweat. I was a soldier. I’d battled forty-foot demons, wrestled the

      Son of Satan, and ate the angel’s cooking for fuck sakes. One hundred two

      floors was nothing.

      By the fifty-fifth floor, I’d significantly revised my attitude. Each

      step felt like its own brand of hell. My lungs burned, and my stomach

      recoiled. The quivering in my legs twenty floors before had twisted into

      violent cramps. Blisters formed, bursts, and reformed on my feet.

      I stopped, and listened for signs of Lilith climbing below me.

      Nothing. Good. I worried the strain might be too much on her and the baby.

      Besides, who knew what we’d face at the top. Having her safely on the

      ground made my job easier.

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      Sucking in oxygen and my nerve, I began my ascent for the second

      time.

      Ninety-eight. Only four flights left.

      Ninety-nine. Was it pain in your left or right arm that signaled a heart

      attack?

      One hundred. If this was God’s way of fucking with me....

      One hundred one. Was that the smell of sulfur? Or did I stroke out?

      One hundred one and a half. Where the hell was Tyrfing? Shit. I

      glanced over the stairwell railing, and spotted the wayward weapon six

      flights below.

      Fuck it. I ran up the last six steps, and shoved the observation deck

      door open. An icy wind knocked me back, and brought tears to my eyes. The

      stench of burned city, and rotting fall leaves swirled around me, but I focused

      on another scent. One that chilled me more than the frozen atmosphere.

      Fresh blood, exotic tobacco, and sin.

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      Sixty Three

      “Glad you made it. By the way, the elevator works just fine.” From

      across the rooftop, Lilith gave me a three-fingered wave. She leaned against

      a metal heating vent, my nine-millimeter held loosely in her hand. Steam

      rose around her, obscuring her rounded body, and giving her an untouchable

      glow. A deadly glow. A demon glow.

      I took a step toward her, unsure. A lingering fear I’d harbored since

      my first marriage swelled inside me. Had I trusted the wrong woman yet

      again? Was Lilith nothing more than she appeared, a devil in a black dress,

      sent to destroy the world?

      No, I refused to believe it. Shoving ins
    ecurity aside, I jogged closer,

      my eyes scanning the rooftop for hidden dangers. To the right of Lilith, a

      wrought iron cage, like a cat carrier, teetered on the opposite side of the

      protective railing. A mewing echoed from the container. A familiar sound. I

      strained to peer into the cage through the rising steam.

      Lilith smiled sadly. “Yes, the Messiah in a glided cage. But we don’t

      know yet why he sings.”

      “I have a pretty good idea.” I motioned to the ever-approaching

      darkness, and the sound of hoofs thundering in the distance. “Hey, kid, you

      okay?”

      “Mine?” came a muffled reply.

      “Yeah, kid, it’s me. You just hang tight, and I’ll get you down.” I

      stepped toward the cage, which swayed in the icy wind, teetering back and

      forth. One strong gust, and the kid would die.

      “Stop.” Lilith pointed my gun at me.

      I froze, the bitter taste of fear in the back of my throat. My eyes

      focused on her pale face, watching for a sign. A show of weakness.

      Something. Anything to erase the flavor of betrayal inside me.

      Vapor obscured her for a second or two. Giving me enough time to

      charge the ledge and grab the kid, but something held me back. Instead, I

      crept closer to Lilith. Close enough to feel the heat from the vent, and smell

      the tangy scent of sage.

      “Before we die, I have something to tell you,” Lilith’s voice rose

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      from the steam cloud.

      “Yeah, what’s that?”

      The cloud surrounding her shimmered, slowly disappearing in a gust

      of icy wind. She cleared her throat. “I love you.”

      I swallowed hard. “Son of a bitch.”

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      Sixty Four

      With a prayer, I lunged into the darkness, throwing myself at Lilith.

      My arms wrapped around her swollen middle, cradling the child against me

      as we hit the rooftop. From behind us, a burst of gunfire cracked in the air. A

      bullet whizzed by the spot Lilith had occupied moments before. The acidic

      scent of gunpowder tickled my nostrils.

      Lilith squirmed in my grip, her hands clutching her stomach. “I

      didn’t mean a word of it,” she whispered in my ear before letting out an ear-

      shattering scream. “I don’t love you, damn it. And you better not get yourself

     


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