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    Knock, Knock, Knock and Other Stories

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      of Nikolaev, who had probably never heard of the original Don Juan and

      knew nothing about him. At six o'clock in the evening Kuzma

      Vassilyevitch shaved carefully and sending for a hairdresser he knew,

      told him to pomade and curl his topknot, which the latter did with

      peculiar zeal, not sparing the government note paper for curlpapers;

      then Kuzma Vassilyevitch put on a smart new uniform, took into his

      right hand a pair of new wash-leather gloves, and, sprinkling himself

      with lavender water, set off. Kuzma Vassilyevitch took a great deal

      more trouble over his personal appearance on this occasion than when

      he went to see his "Zuckerpüppchen", not because he liked Colibri

      better than Emilie but in the "pretty little doll" there was something

      enigmatic, something which stirred even the sluggish imagination of

      the young lieutenant.

      XIX

      Madame Fritsche greeted him as she had done the day before and as

      though she had conspired with him in a plan of deception, informed him

      again that Emilie had gone out for a short time and asked him to wait.

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch nodded in token of assent and sat down on a chair.

      Madame Fritsche smiled again, that is, showed her yellow tusks and

      withdrew without offering him any chocolate.

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch instantly fixed his eyes on the mysterious door.

      It remained closed. He coughed loudly once or twice so as to make

      known his presence.... The door did not stir. He held his breath,

      strained his ears.... He heard not the faintest sound or rustle;

      everything was still as death. Kuzma Vassilyevitch got up, approached

      the door on tiptoe and, fumbling in vain with his fingers, pressed his

      knee against it. It was no use. Then he bent down and once or twice

      articulated in a loud whisper, "Colibri! Colibri! Little doll!" No one

      responded. Kuzma Vassilyevitch drew himself up, straightened his

      uniform--and, after standing still a little while, walked with more

      resolute steps to the window and began drumming on the pane. He began

      to feel vexed, indignant; his dignity as an officer began to assert

      itself. "What nonsense is this?" he thought at last; "whom do they

      take me for? If they go on like this, I'll knock with my fists. She

      will be forced to answer! The old woman will hear.... What of it?

      That's not my fault." He turned swiftly on his heel ... the door stood

      half open.

      XX

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch immediately hastened into the secret room again on

      tiptoe. Colibri was lying on the sofa in a white dress with a broad

      red sash. Covering the lower part of her face with a handkerchief, she

      was laughing, a noiseless but genuine laugh. She had done up her hair,

      this time plaiting it into two long, thick plaits intertwined with red

      ribbon; the same slippers adorned her tiny, crossed feet but the feet

      themselves were bare and looking at them one might fancy that she had

      on dark, silky stockings. The sofa stood in a different position,

      nearer the wall; and on the table he saw on a Chinese tray a

      bright-coloured, round-bellied coffee pot beside a cut glass sugar bowl

      and two blue China cups. The guitar was lying there, too, and blue-grey

      smoke rose in a thin coil from a big, aromatic candle.

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch went up to the sofa and bent over Colibri, but

      before he had time to utter a word she held out her hand and, still

      laughing in her handkerchief, put her little, rough fingers into his

      hair and instantly ruffled the well-arranged curls on the top of his

      head.

      "What next?" exclaimed Kuzma Vassilyevitch, not altogether pleased by

      such unceremoniousness. "Oh, you naughty girl!"

      Colibri took the handkerchief from her face.

      "Not nice so; better now." She moved away

      to the further end of the sofa and drew her feet

      up under her. "Sit down ... there."

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch sat down on the spot indicated.

      "Why do you move away?" he said, after a brief silence. "Surely you

      are not afraid of me?"

      Colibri curled herself up and looked at him sideways.

      "I am not afraid ... no."

      "You must not be shy with me," Kuzma Vassilyevitch said in an

      admonishing tone. "Do you remember your promise yesterday to give me a

      kiss?"

      Colibri put her arms round her knees, laid her head on them and looked

      at him again.

      "I remember."

      "I should hope so. And you must keep your word."

      "Yes ... I must."

      "In that case," Kuzma Vassilyevitch was beginning, and he moved

      nearer.

      Colibri freed her plaits which she was holding tight with her knees

      and with one of them gave him a flick on his hand.

      "Not so fast, sir!"

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch was embarrassed.

      "What eyes she has, the rogue!" he muttered, as though to himself.

      "But," he went on, raising his voice, "why did you call me ... if that

      is how it is?"

      Colibri craned her neck like a bird ... she listened. Kuzma

      Vassilyevitch was alarmed.

      "Emilie?" he asked.

      "No."

      "Someone else?"

      Colibri shrugged her shoulder.

      "Do you hear something?"

      "Nothing." With a birdlike movement, again Colibri drew back her

      little oval-shaped head with its pretty parting and the short growth

      of tiny curls on the nape of her neck where her plaits began, and

      again curled herself up into a ball. "Nothing."

      "Nothing! Then now I'll ..." Kuzma Vassilyevitch craned forward

      towards Colibri but at once pulled back his hand. There was a drop of

      blood on his finger. "What foolishness is this!" he cried, shaking his

      finger. "Your everlasting pins! And the devil of a pin it is!" he

      added, looking at the long, golden pin which Colibri slowly thrust

      into her sash. "It's a regular dagger, it's a sting.... Yes, yes, it's

      your sting, and you are a wasp, that's what you are, a wasp, do you

      hear?"

      Apparently Colibri was much pleased at Kuzma Vasselyevitch's

      comparison; she went off into a thin laugh and repeated several times

      over:

      "Yes, I will sting ... I will sting."

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch looked at her and thought: "She is laughing but

      her face is melancholy.

      "Look what I am going to show you," he said aloud.

      "Tso?"

      "Why do you say tso? Are you a Pole?"

      "Nee."

      "Now you say nee! But there, it's no matter." Kuzma

      Vassilyevitch got out his present and waved it in the air. "Look at

      it.... Isn't it nice?"

      Colibri raised her eyes indifferently.

      "Ah! A cross! We don't wear."

      "What? You don't wear a cross? Are you a Jewess then, or what?"

      "We don't wear," repeated Colibri, and, suddenly starting, looked back

      over her shoulder. "Would you like me to sing?" she asked hurriedly.

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch put the cross in the pocket of his uniform and he,

      too, looked round.

      "What is it?" he muttered.

      "A mouse ... a mouse," Colibri said hurriedly, and suddenly to Kuzma

      Vassilyevitch's complete surprise, flung her smooth, supple arms round


      his neck and a rapid kiss burned his cheek ... as though a red-hot

      ember had been pressed against it.

      He pressed Colibri in his arms but she slipped away like a snake--her

      waist was hardly thicker than the body of a snake--and leapt to her

      feet.

      "Wait," she whispered, "you must have some coffee first."

      "Nonsense! Coffee, indeed! Afterwards."

      "No, now. Now hot, after cold." She took hold of the coffee pot by the

      handle and, lifting it high, began pouring out two cups. The coffee

      fell in a thin, as it were, twirling stream; Colibri leaned her head

      on her shoulder and watched it fall. "There, put in the sugar ...

      drink ... and I'll drink."

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch put a lump of sugar in the cup and drank it off at

      one draught. The coffee struck him as very strong and bitter. Colibri

      looked at him, smiling, and faintly dilated her nostrils over the edge

      of her cup. She slowly put it down on the table.

      "Why don't you drink it?" asked Kuzma Vassilyevitch.

      "Not all, now."

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch got excited.

      "Do sit down beside me, at least."

      "In a minute." She bent her head and, still keeping her eyes fixed on

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch, picked up the guitar. "Only I will sing first."

      "Yes, yes, only sit down."

      "And I will dance. Shall I?"

      "You dance? Well, I should like to see that. But can't that be

      afterwards?"

      "No, now.... But I love you very much."

      "You love? Mind now ... dance away, then, you queer creature."

      XXI

      Colibri stood on the further side of the table and running her fingers

      several times over the strings of the guitar and to the surprise of

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch, who was expecting a lively, merry song, began

      singing a slow, monotonous air, accompanying each separate sound,

      which seemed as though it were wrung out of her by force, with a

      rhythmical swaying of her body to right and left. She did not smile,

      and indeed knitted her brows, her delicate, high, rounded eyebrows,

      between which a dark blue mark, probably burnt in with gunpowder,

      stood out sharply, looking like some letter of an oriental alphabet.

      She almost closed her eyes but their pupils glimmered dimly under the

      drooping lids, fastened as before on Kuzma Vassilyevitch. And he, too,

      could not look away from those marvellous, menacing eyes, from that

      dark-skinned face that gradually began to glow, from the half-closed

      and motionless lips, from the two black snakes rhythmically moving on

      both sides of her graceful head. Colibri went on swaying without

      moving from the spot and only her feet were working; she kept lightly

      shifting them, lifting first the toe and then the heel. Once she

      rotated rapidly and uttered a piercing shriek, waving the guitar high

      in the air.... Then the same monotonous movement accompanied by the

      same monotonous singing, began again. Kuzma Vassilyevitch sat

      meanwhile very quietly on the sofa and went on looking at Colibri; he

      felt something strange and unusual in himself: he was conscious of

      great lightness and freedom, too great lightness, in fact; he seemed,

      as it were, unconscious of his body, as though he were floating and at

      the same time shudders ran down him, a sort of agreeable weakness

      crept over his legs, and his lips and eyelids tingled with drowsiness.

      He had no desire now, no thought of anything ... only he was

      wonderfully at ease, as though someone were lulling him, "singing him

      to bye-bye," as Emilie had expressed it, and he whispered to himself,

      "little doll!" At times the face of the "little doll" grew misty. "Why

      is that?" Kuzma Vassilyevitch wondered. "From the smoke," he reassured

      himself. "There is such a blue smoke here." And again someone was

      lulling him and even whispering in his ear something so sweet ... only

      for some reason it was always unfinished. But then all of a sudden in

      the little doll's face the eyes opened till they were immense,

      incredibly big, like the arches of a bridge.... The guitar dropped,

      and striking against the floor, clanged somewhere at the other end of

      the earth.... Some very near and dear friend of Kuzma Vassilyevitch's

      embraced him firmly and tenderly from behind and set his cravat

      straight. Kuzma Vassilyevitch saw just before his own face the hooked

      nose, the thick moustache and the piercing eyes of the stranger with

      the three buttons on his cuff ... and although the eyes were in the

      place of the moustache and the nose itself seemed upside down, Kuzma

      Vassilyevitch was not in the least surprised, but, on the contrary,

      thought that this was how it ought to be; he was even on the point of

      saying to the nose, "Hullo, brother Grigory," but he changed his mind

      and preferred ... preferred to set off with Colibri to Constantinople

      at once for their forthcoming wedding, as she was a Turk and the Tsar

      promoted him to be an actual Turk.

      XXII

      And opportunely a little boat appeared: he lifted his foot to get into

      it and though through clumsiness he stumbled and hurt himself rather

      badly, so that for some time he did not know where anything was, yet

      he managed it and getting into the boat, floated on the big river,

      which, as the River of Time, flows to Constantinople in the map on the

      walls of the Nikolaevsky High School. With great satisfaction he

      floated down the river and watched a number of red ducks which

      continually met him; they would not let him come near them, however,

      and, diving, changed into round, pink spots. And Colibri was going

      with him, too, but to escape the sultry heat she hid, under the boat

      and from time to time knocked on the bottom of it.... And here at last

      was Constantinople. The houses, as houses should, looked like Tyrolese

      hats; and the Turks had all big, sedate faces; only it did not do to

      look at them too long: they began wriggling, making faces and at last

      melted away altogether like thawing snow. And here was the palace in

      which he would live with Colibri.... And how well everything was

      arranged in it! Walls with generals' gold lace on it, everywhere

      epaulettes, people blowing trumpets in the corners and one could float

      into the drawing-room in the boat. Of course, there was a portrait of

      Mahomet.... Only Colibri kept running ahead through the rooms and her

      plaits trailed after her on the floor and she would not turn round,

      and she kept growing smaller and smaller.... And now it was not

      Colibri but a boy in a jacket and he was the boy's tutor and he had to

      climb after the boy into a telescope, and the telescope got narrower

      and narrower, till at last he could not move ... neither backwards nor

      forwards, and something fell on his back ... there was earth in his

      mouth.

      XXIII

      Kuzma Vassilyevitch opened his eyes. It was daylight and everything

      was still ... there was a smell of vinegar and mint. Above him and at

      his sides there was something white; he looked more intently: it was

      the canopy of a bed. He wanted to raise his head ... he could not; his

      hand ... he could not do that, either. What was the meaning of it?
    He

      dropped his eyes.... A long body lay stretched before him and over it

      a yellow blanket with a brown edge. The body proved to be his, Kuzma

     


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