Deity, Page 4

...In an isolated Internet chatroom somewhere...

  JFK: I think you’re lying!

  TNT: No way, just because it’s not printed in the papers doesn’t mean it ain’t the truth!

  (New user sign-on; USERNAME: Deity)

  AGB: hello, Deity, cool name. What do you have to say?

  JFK: Hi, Deity, Watzup?

  Deity: You will be the first to learn, your mundane lives and the pointless banter of this chat-room will one day go down in history for this moment.

  FV: Weirdo alert!

  JFK: Yeah, whatever.

  Deity: I have discov..

  (Message from administrator- Your login has been relinquished)

  ...And the grand plans are met by an unforgiving blank screen...