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    When Do Fish Sleep?

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      telephone wires and

      walking versus hopping

      worms and

      Birthday candles, trick

      “Birthday suit”

      Biting of fingernails, reasons for

      Bitings in keys

      “Bitter end”

      “Biweekly”

      Black

      clothing and bohemians

      gondola color

      judges’ robes

      specks in ice cream

      stripes on baseball bats

      “Blackmail”

      Blacktop roads, lightening of

      Blades, razor, hotel slots for

      Bleach, flour and

      Blind

      money counting

      wearing dark glasses

      Blinking and babies

      “Blockhead”

      Blood, color of

      Blouses, women’s, lack of sleeve length sizes in

      Blue

      as color for baby boys

      as color of blueprints

      as color of racquetballs

      in hair rinses

      “Blue blood,” origin of term

      Blue Demons and De Paul University

      Blue jeans and orange thread

      “Blue jeans”

      “Blue moon”

      Blue plate special, origins of

      Blue ribbons (as first prize)

      “Blue streak”

      Blueprints, color of

      “Blurb”

      Blushing and feelings of warmth

      Boats, red and green lights on

      “Bobbies [London officers]”

      “Bobby pins”

      Body hair

      loss of, in humans

      pubic hair, purpose of

      underarm hair, purpose of

      Body odor, human immunity to own

      Boeing, numbering of jets

      “Bogey”

      Boiling water during home births

      Bombs and mushroom clouds

      Book staining, of paperback book pages

      Books

      checkered cloth on

      pagination in

      Boots on ranchers’ fence posts

      “Booze”

      Bottle caps, beer, twistoff, merits of

      Bottles, cola, one- and two-liter

      Bottles, soda, holes on bottom of

      Boulder, Colorado, magazine subscriptions and

      Bowling, “turkey” in

      Bowling pins, stripes on

      Bowling shoes, rented, ugliness of

      Boxer shorts, versus briefs

      Boxers, sniffing and

      Boxes, Japanese, yellow color of

      Bracelets, migration of clasps on

      Brain, Ten percent use of, alleged

      “Brass tacks”

      “Bravo Zulu” origins of

      Brazil nuts in assortments

      Bread

      “French” versus “Italian”

      kneading of

      staling of

      yeast in

      “Break a leg”

      Breath, bad, upon awakening, in the morning

      Brick shape of gold bullion

      Bricks

      holes in

      in skyscrapers

      Bridges versus roads, freezing characteristics of

      Bridges, covered, purpose of

      Briefs, versus boxer shorts

      Brights/dimmer switch, position of, in automobiles

      Broccoli and cans

      Brominated vegetable oil in orange soda

      Brushes, hair, length of handles on

      Bubble gum

      baseball card gum

      Bazooka Joe’s eyepatch

      bubble-making ingredients

      flavors of

      pink color of

      “Buck”

      Buckles, pilgrim hats and

      Buffets, new plates at

      Bulbs, light

      and noise when shaking

      halogen

      high cost of 25-watt variety

      Bull rings, purpose of

      “Bulls [stock market]”

      “Bunkum”

      Bunnies, chocolate Easter

      Buns

      hamburger bottoms, thinness of

      Buns (cont.)

      hot dog, number of in package

      versus rolls

      Burger King wrappers, numbers on

      Burials, position of deceased

      Burping and babies

      Buses

      entry into

      idling of engines on

      ridges on sides of

      seat belts and

      Busy signals, fast versus slow, on telephones

      Butter

      hardening after refrigeration

      sticks, lengths of

      versus margarine, in restaurants

      Butterflies

      rain and

      sneezing and coughing in

      “Butterfly”

      Buttons, men’s versus women’s shirts

      Buzzing, bees and

      “BZ,” origins of expression

      “Cab”

      Cable TV

      channel allocation of

      volume levels of

      “Caboodle,” “kit” and

      “Caddy”

      Cadets, military, cap throwing and

      Cadillacs, ducks on

      Cafeterias, popularity of, among elderly

      Caffeine, leftover, from decaffeinated coffee

      Cakes

      angel food and cooling position

      reaction to loud noises

      seven layer, missing layers of

      Calculators, key pad configurations of

      Calico cats, gender of

      Calories, measurement of

      Calves, versus cows

      Cameras, black color of

      Camouflage, colors in

      Can openers, sharpness of blades on

      Canada Dry, origins of name

      Canadiens, Montreal, uniforms of

      Canceled checks

      numbers on

      returned, numerical ordering of

      white paper attachments

      Candles, trick birthday, relighting of

      Candlestick Park, origins of

      Candy

      Baby Ruth, origins of

      caramels versus toffee

      Milk Duds, shape of

      Oh Henry, origins of

      placement in vending machines

      shapes of boxed chocolate

      wrapping of boxed chocolate

      “Cannot complete your call as dialed” telephone message

      Cans, aluminum, crushability of

      “Can’t hold a candle”

      Capital punishment, hours of execution and

      “Capital punishment”

      “Capitalization”

      Caps and gowns, at graduations

      Caps, baseball

      buttons atop

      green undersides

      Captain, Navy and Army rank of

      Caramels, versus toffee

      Cardboard on automobile grills

      Carpenter’s pencils, shape of

      CAR-RT SORT on envelopes

      Cars (see “Automobiles”)

      Cartoon characters

      Casper the ghost

      Donald Duck

      Goofy

      Mickey Mouse

      Cash register receipts, color of

      Cashews, lack of shells in

      Caskets, position of heads in

      Casper the ghost, identity of

      Cassette players, audio, battery drainage in

      Cassette tapes, audio, on roadsides

      Cat feces, as food for dogs

      Cat food, tuna cans of

      “Cat out of the bag”

      “Catercorner”

      Catnip and effect on wild cats

      Cats

      calico, gender of

      catnip

      ear scratching

      eating posture

      hair, stickiness of

      miniature

      sight, during darkness

      swimming
    and

      “Cats and dog, raining”

      “Catsup”

      Cattle guards, effectiveness of

      “Cattycorner”

      Cavities, dogs and

      CDs, Tuesday release of

      Ceiling fans

      direction of blades

      dust and

      Ceilings of train stations

      Celery in restaurant salads

      Cement

      laying of

      versus concrete

      Cemeteries

      financial strategies of owners of

      perpetual care and

      Ceramic tiles in tunnels

      Cereal

      calorie count of

      Cereal (cont.)

      joining of flakes in bowl

      Snap! And Rice Krispies

      Chalk outlines of murder victims

      Champagne

      aluminum foil on neck of

      name of, versus sparkling wine

      Channel 1, lack of, on televisions

      Chariots, Roman, flimsiness of

      “Checkmate”

      Checks

      approval in supermarkets

      numbering scheme of

      out-of-state acceptance of

      white paper attachments

      Checks, canceled

      numbers on

      returned, numerical ordering of

      white paper attachments

      Cheddar cheese, orange color of

      Cheese

      American, milk in Kraft

      cheddar, orange color of

      string, characteristics of

      Swiss, holes in

      Swiss, slice sizes of

      Chef’s hat, purpose of

      Chewing gum

      lasting flavor

      water consumption and hardening of

      wrapping of

      Chewing motion in elderly people

      Chianti and straw-covered bottles

      Chicken

      cooking time of

      versus egg

      white meat versus dark meat

      “Chicken tetrazzini”

      Children, starving, and bloated stomachs

      Children’s reaction to gifts

      Chime signals on airlines

      Chirping of crickets, at night

      Chocolate

      Easter bunnies

      shapes of

      white versus brown

      wrapping of boxed

      Chocolate milk, consistency of

      “Chops”

      Chopsticks, origins of

      “Chowderhead”

      Christmas card envelopes, bands around

      Christmas tree lights

      burnout of

      lack of purple bulbs in

      purple

      Cigar bands, function of

      Cigarette butts, burning of

      Cigarettes

      grading

      odor of first puff

      spots on filters

      Cigars, new fathers and

      Cities, higher temperatures in, compared to outlying areas

      Civil War, commemoration of

      “Claptrap”

      Clasps, migration of necklace and bracelet

      Cleansers, “industrial use” versus “household”

      Clef, treble, dots on

      Clicking noise of turn signals, in automobiles

      Climate, West coast versus East coast

      Clocks

      clockwise movement of

      grandfather

      number 4 on

      Roman numerals

      school, backward clicking of minute hands in

      versus watches, distinctions between

      Clockwise, draining, south of the Equator

      “Cloud nine”

      Clouds

      disappearance of

      location of

      rain and darkness of

      Clouds in tap water

      “Cob/cobweb”

      Coca-Cola

      2-liter bottles

      taste of different size containers

      Cockroaches

      automobiles and

      death position of

      reaction to light

      Coffee

      bags in lavatories of airplanes

      bags versus cans

      electric drip versus electric perk in

      restaurant versus home-brewed

      Coffee, decaffeinated

      leftover caffeine usage

      orange pots in restaurants

      Coffeemakers, automatic drip, cold water and

      Coins

      lettering on U.S. pennies

      red paint on

      serrated edges of

      smooth edges of

      Cola bottles, one- and two-liter, black bottom of

      Colas, carbonation in

      Cold water and automatic drip coffeemakers

      Colds

      body aches and

      clogged nostrils and

      liquids as treatment for

      symptoms at night of

      “Coleslaw”

      “Collins, Tom [drink]”

      Color

      blood

      cash register receipts

      wet things

      Comic strips and capital letters

      Commercials, television, loudness of

      Commonwealths, versus states

      Computer monitors, shape of

      Computers

      erased files on

      monitors, shape of

      Concrete, versus cement

      Conserves, contents of

      Construction cranes, assembling of

      Construction sites

      bill posting at

      pine trees and

      soaping of retail windows

      Consumer Price Index, changes in base year of

      Containers, for rain measurement

      Contemporary greeting cards, shape of

      Coolers, Styrofoam, blue specks on

      “Cooties”

      Cop”

      Copper bowls and egg whites

      Copyright pages, strange numbers on

      Coriolis effect

      Corn chips, black specks on

      Corn Flakes, calorie count of

      Corn silk, purpose of

      Corn tortillas, size of, versus flour

      Corn, baby, supermarkets and

      Cornish game hens, identity of

      “Corny”

      Corvette, 1983

      Cottage cheese, origins of

      Cotton

      in medicine bottles

      shrinkage of, versus wool

      Cough medicine, alcohol in

      Countdown Leader, film and

      Counterclockwise, draining, north of the Equator

      Counters on VCRs and audio recorders

      Coupons

      cash value

      expiration date

      versus mail-in refunds

      Courtrooms, bibles in

      “Couth”

      Covered bridges, purpose of

      Cow Palace, naming of

      Cowboy hats, dents on

      Cows

      calves and

      milking positions

      nose rings and

      sticking of tongues up nostrils of

      CPR training in schools

      Crabs, hermit, “bathroom habits” of

      Crackling sound of fire

      Cracks on sidewalks

      Cranes, construction, assembling of

      “Craps”

      Cravings, food, pregnant women and

      Credit card receipts, printing of, at gas stations

      Credit card slips, and phone numbers

      Credit cards

      and waiter tips

      dipping versus swiping and

      major versus minor

      quick swiping of

      Crickets

      chapped legs and chirping

      chirping at night of

      “Crisscross”

      “Crocodile” shirts

      Crowd estimates, police and

      Crowing of roosters

      Cruise controls, minimum speeds of


      Crying at happy endings

      Cue balls, dots on, in pool

      Cups

      drinking, width of

      shape of paper and plastic

      Curad bandages, wrappers of

      Curly tails of pigs

      Currency, color of

      Cursive handwriting versus printing, teaching of

      Curves on highways

      “Cut and dried”

      “Cut the mustard”

      Cuts, paper, pain and

      Daily doubles in Jeopardy, difficulty of

      Dalmatians in firehouses

      Dams, beavers and

      Dance studios, floor location of

      Dancing, men versus women

      “Dandelion”

      “Dangerous Curve” signs, placement of

      Dartboards, numbering schemes of

      DC, AC and

      De Paul University and “Blue Demons”

      “Dead End” signs, versus “No Outlet” signs

     


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