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    When Do Fish Sleep?

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      Murder scenes, chalk outlines at

      National Geographics, saving of

      Navy and Army, Captain rank of

      9 as number to get outside line on telephones

      98.6 degrees Fahrenheit as comfortable ambient temperature

      Noses, clogged nostrils and

      Nostrils, clogged

      Numbers, Arabic

      Oil, automotive, grades of

      Olive oil, virgin

      Olives, pitting of

      One Hour Martinizing

      Pain, effect of warmth upon

      Paper, legal-size

      PBX systems

      Pencils

      color of

      numbering of

      Pennies, vending machines and

      Periods in telegrams

      Permanent press settings on irons

      Permanents, pregnancy and

      Physical exams, back tapping and

      Pineapple in gelatin

      Plumbing, sound of running water and

      Poison ivy, grazing animals and

      Police dogs, urination and defecation of

      Popcorn, other corns versus

      Post office, translation of foreign mail and

      Potato skins

      Pregnancy, permanents and

      Priority mail, first class versus

      Pubic hair, purpose of

      Punts, measurement of

      Queen-size sheets

      Railroads, width of standard gauges of

      Ranchers, hanging of boots on fence posts by

      Ribbons, blue

      Rice Krispies, noise of

      Roaches, death position of

      Rolls, coldness of airline

      Roman numerals, calculations with

      Roosters, crowing and

      Saloon doors in Old West

      Salutes, military

      Secretary as U.S. government department head designation

      Shaving of armpits

      Sheets, queen-size

      Shirts

      button arrangement of

      starch on

      Shoes, single, found on highways

      Sidewalks, cracks on

      Silos, shape of

      Ski poles, downhill

      Snack foods and prepricing

      “Snap! Crackle! and Pop!” of Rice Krispies

      Sneezing and eye closure

      Snow and cold weather

      Social security numbers

      Socks, angle of

      Sour cream, expiration date on

      Stamp pads and moisture retention

      Starch on shirts

      Stock prices as quoted in eighths of a dollar

      STOP in telegrams

      String cheese

      Sugar, clumping together of

      Summer, first day of

      Tall people, aging and

      Taste, sense of, in children versus adults

      Tattoos, color of

      Telegrams

      exclamation marks and

      periods and

      Telephones

      dialing 9 to get outside line

      holes in mouthpiece

      Telephone cords, twisting of

      Telescopes, inverted images of

      Tennis balls and fuzz

      Television commercials, loudness of

      Throat, uvula, purpose of

      Throwing, sex differences in

      Tickets, red carbons on airline

      Toasters, one slice slot on

      Toenails, growth of

      Toilet paper, folding over in hotel bathrooms

      Toilet seats in public restrooms

      Tongues, sticking out of

      Toothpicks, round versus flat

      Toques, purpose of

      Towels, smelly

      Traffic signal light bulbs

      Treasury, printing of new bills by

      Trucks, license plates on

      Tupperware and home parties

      Turkeys

      beards on

      white versus dark meat

      20-20 vision

      Uvula, purpose of

      Vending machines

      half dollars and

      pennies and

      Videotape versus audio tape

      Virgin olive oil

      Vision

      Warmth, its effect on pain and

      Western Union

      exclamation marks and

      periods and

      Whistling at sporting events

      Winter, first day of

      Worms as fish food

      Yawning, contagiousness of

      Yeast in bread

      Yellow Pages, advertisements in

      ZIP code, addresses on envelopes and

      Master Index of Imponderability

      Following is a complete index of all ten Imponderables® books and Who Put the Butter in Butterfly? The bold number before the colon indicates the book title (see the Title Key below); the numbers that follow the colon are the page numbers. Simple as that.

      Title Key

      1

      =

      Why Don’t Cats Like to Swim? (formerly published as Imponderables)

      2

      =

      Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?

      3

      =

      When Do Fish Sleep?

      4

      =

      Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?

      5

      =

      Do Penguins Have Knees?

      6

      =

      Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? (formerly published as When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?)

      7

      =

      How Does Aspirin Find a Headache?

      8

      =

      What Are Hyenas Laughing at, Anyway?

      9

      =

      How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?

      10

      =

      Do Elephants Jump?

      11

      =

      Who Put the Butter in Butterfly?

      “1/2,” meaning of, in street addresses

      1040 form, numbering scheme of

      20-20 vision, origins of

      24-second clock in NBA basketball

      3-D glasses and movies

      501, Levi jeans, origin of name

      7-11 Stores, lack of locks on

      7UP, origins of name

      “86,” origins of term

      9 as number to get outside line on telephones

      911 as emergency telephone number

      98.6 degrees Fahrenheit as comfortable ambient temperature

      Absorbine Jr., origins of

      Absorbine Sr., identity of

      AC, and DC

      Accents, American, of foreign singers

      Aches

      Acre, origins of

      Acrylic, virgin

      Actors, speed of speech of

      Address labels on magazines

      Addresses and ZIP codes, on envelopes

      Addresses, street, half-numbers on

      Advertising sales in TV programming, overrun live programming and

      Aerosol cans, shaking of

      After-shave lotion, stinging and

      Age of majority, 21 as

      Aging and effect on voices

      Agitators in washing machines, movement of

      Air mail and “Par Avion”

      Air temperature, versus water temperature, perception of

      Airlines

      chime signals on

      cold rolls at meal service

      dearth of female pilots on

      honey roasted peanuts

      inflation of oxygen masks

      tickets, red carbons on

      Airplanes

      coffee bags in lavatories

      dimming of interior lights

      ear popping and

      feet swelling and

      numbering of Boeing jets

      “Qantas,” spelling of

      red and green lights on

      Airplanes (cont.)

      seat belts

      shoulder harnesses

      U.S. flags on exterior

      Alarm cl
    ocks, life before

      Alcohol

      in cough medicine

      proof of

      Algebra, X in

      “All wool and a yard wide,” origins of term

      “Allemande”

      “Alligator” shirts

      Alphabet, order of

      Alphabet soup

      distribution of letters

      outside of U.S.

      Aluminum cans, crushability of

      Aluminum foil

      and heat to touch

      two sides of

      Aluminum foil, on neck of champagne bottles

      Ambidexterity in lobsters

      Ambulances, snake emblems on

      American accents of foreign singers

      American singles, Kraft, milk in

      “Ampersand”

      Amputees, phantom limb sensations in

      Anchors, submarines and

      Angel food cake and position while cooling

      Animal tamers and kitchen chairs

      Ants

      separation from colony

      sidewalks and

      “Apache dance”

      Apes, hair picking of

      Appendix, function of

      Apples, as gifts for teachers

      Apples and pears, discoloration of

      Apples in roasted pigs’ mouths

      April 15, as due date for taxes

      Aquariums, fear of fish in

      Arabic numbers, origins of

      Architectural pencils, grades of

      Area codes, middle digits of

      Armies, marching patterns of

      Armpits, shaving of

      Army and Navy, Captain rank in

      Art pencils, grades of

      Aspirin

      headaches and

      safety cap on 100-count bottles of

      Astrology, different dates for signs in

      Astronauts and itching

      “At loggerheads”

      Athletics, Oakland, and elephant insignia

      “Atlas”

      ATMs

      swiping of credit cards in

      swiping versus dipping of credit cards in

      transaction costs of

      “Attorney-at-law”

      Auctioneers, chanting of

      Audiocassette tape on side of road

      Audiocassette tapes on roadsides

      Audiotape, versus videotape technology

      Audiotape recorders

      counter numbers on

      play and record switches on

      Automobiles

      batteries and concrete floors

      bright/dimmer switch position

      bunching of, on highways

      cardboard on grills

      clicking sound of turn signals

      cockroaches in

      Corvette

      cruise controls

      day/night switch on rear-view mirrors

      dimples on headlamps

      elimination of side vents

      gas gauges in

      headlamp shutoff

      headlights and deer

      holes in ceiling of

      key release button on

      keys, ignition and door

      “new car smell”

      oil loss after oil change

      oil, grades of

      rear windows of

      rentals, cost in Florida of

      side-view mirrors

      speed limits

      speedometers

      tire tread

      weight of batteries

      white wall tires

      windshield wipers, versus buses

      Autopsies of executed criminals

      “Ax to grind”

      Babies

      blinking

      burping

      hair color

      high temperatures, tolerance of

      sleep

      Baby corn, in supermarkets

      Baby pigeons, elusiveness of

      Baby Ruth, origins of name

      Baby shrimp, peeling and cleaning of

      “Back and fill”

      Back tapping during physical exams

      Backlogs in repair shops

      Bad breath, upon awakening, in the morning

      Badges, marshals’ and sheriffs’

      Bagels, holes in

      Bags under eyes

      Bags, paper, jagged edges and

      Baked goods

      Pennsylvania and

      seven-layer cakes

      unctuous taste until cooled

      Baked potatoes in steak houses

      Ball throwing, sex differences and

      Ballet, “on pointe” in

      Balls, orange, on power lines

      Balls, tennis, fuzz and

      Balsa wood, classification as hardwood

      Banana peels as slipping agents

      Bananas, growth of

      Band-Aid packages, red tear strings on

      Bands, tardiness of, in nightclubs

      Bands, marching, formation of

      Bands, paper, around Christmas card envelopes

      Banking

      ATM charges

      hours

      Barbecue grills, shape of

      “Barbecue”

      Barbie, hair of, versus Ken’s

      Barefoot kickers in football

      Bark, tree, color of

      Barns, red color of

      Bars

      mirrors in

      sawdust on floor of

      television sound and

      Baseball

      black stripes on bats

      Candlestick Park, origins of

      cap buttons

      caps, green undersides of

      circle next to batter’s box in

      dugout heights

      first basemen, ball custody of

      home plate sweeping, by umpires

      home plate, shape of

      Japanese uniforms

      “K,” as symbol for strikeout

      pitcher’s mounds, location of

      Baseball cards

      wax on wrappers

      white stuff on gum

      Basements, lack of, in southern houses

      Basketball

      24-second clock in NBA

      duration of periods in

      Basketballs, fake seams on

      Baskin-Robbins, cost of cones versus cups at

      “Batfowling”

      Bathrooms

      group visits by females to

      ice in urinals of

      in supermarkets

      Bathtub drains, location of

      Bathubs, overflow mechanisms on

      Bats, baseball, stripes on

      Batteries

      automobile, weight of

      concrete floors and

      drainage of, in cassette players

      nine-volt, shape of

      sizes of

      volume and power loss in

      “Battle royal”

      Bazooka Joe, eye patch of

      Beacons, police car, colors on

      “Bead,” “Draw a,” origins of term

      Beaks versus bills, birds and

      Beanbag packs in electronics boxes

      Beans, green, “French” style

      Beards on turkeys

      “Bears [stock market]”

      “Beating around the bush”

      Beavers, dam building and

      “Bedlam”

      Beds, mattresses, floral graphics on

      Beef, red color of

      Beeps before network news on radio

      Beer

      and plastic bottles

      steins, lids of

      temperature in Old West

      twistoff bottle caps, merits of

      Beetle, Volkswagen, elimination of

      Bell bottoms, sailors and

      Bells in movie theaters

      Belly dancers, amplitude of

      Belts, color of, in martial arts

      Ben-Gay, creator of

      “Berserk”

      Best Foods Mayonnaise, versus Hellmann’s

      Beverly Hills, “Beverly” in

      “Beyond the pale”

      Bias on a
    udiotape

      Bibles, courtrooms and

      Bicycles

      clicking noises

      crossbars on

      tires

      Bill posting at construction sites

      Billboards, spinning blades on

      Bill-counting machines

      Bills versus beaks, birds and

      “Bimonthly”

      “Bingo,” origin of term

      Binoculars, adjustments for

      Bird droppings, color of

      “Birdie”

      Birds [see also specific types]

      bills versus beaks in

      coloring of

      death of

      direction of takeoff

      droppings, color of

      Birds (cont.)

      honking during migration

      jet lag and

      migration patterns of

      sleeping habits of

     


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