and i went back to work
about twenty to thirty minutes later, i attempted to put my peanut butter jar away
away in the refrigerator
the jar was open, which was strange.
i looked in the jar
there was significantly less peanut butter in the jar
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Posting ID: 4241198541 Posted: 2013-11-24, 5:55PM EST
new york > manhattan > all community > general community
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Posted: 2014-01-25, 7:54 PM EST
drugs
drugs
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Posting ID: 4145622248 Posted: 2014-01-25, 7:54PM EST
new york > manhattan > all personals > missed connections
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Posted: 2014-03-28, 2:46 AM EDT
cvs cashier
cvs cashier at 23rd street register
middle aged male
my receipt says 11:13 PM you rang me up for secret deoderant, pepto bismal, cvs ibrupofen, herbal
essences volumnizing shampoo and conditioner,
you looked pretty sad and i was wondering how are you and what your life has been like
like i didnt expect someone like you to work at cvs
why are you working at cvs
i hope i don’t seem rude
you’re just like, charming and like, smart and handsome and i was wondering what your life has been like
would love to get a drink
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Posting ID: 4145632948 Posted: 2014-03-28, 2:46AM EDT
new york > queens > all gigs > labor gigs
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Posted: 2014-04-12, 11:14 AM EDT
rub my teeth
yo get at me im looking for a boy like you to string my teeth side/side back/forth
rub that teethfuzz u kno im looking at you eye contact
wanna flick that out for fresh chompers /mint fresh
serious inquiries only
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Posting ID: 41456175548 Posted: 2014-04-12, 11:14AM EDT
new york > brooklyn > all personals > rants & raves
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Posted: 2013-09-18, 8:36 PM EDT
because I don’t want you to have a talk if you don’t have a talk
um hi
so uh
Im really sad that things aren’t going well
like really sad
and I’m doing so much goddamn work on myself
and just sad sometimes because I’m grieving and I don’t feel anymore from you
and I felt love from you
and now I feel apologetic that I still love and care about you
as if someone should ever apologize for love
and I have apologized for being anxious and controlling and I don’t think I’m being anxious and controlling anymore
I think I am being sad and reaching out
I don’t feel love or care from you
and I want to
when I saw you I was happy to see you until my expectations of our time together - fun and happiness - let me down
I felt more care from your roommates than I did from you
I feel that my expectations when you said youd give this another shot were let down
I wish I spent a whole day with you
I wish we had time together to not talk about our relationship
I wish I didn’t feel wrong or weak by just saying hi to you
I wish I felt like you want to be with me
but I don’t feel like you want to be with me
and I’m so willing to work on this
I’m so willing to get over your shitty expectations and judgments of me and to work thru my shitty expectations and judgements I had for you
I have to hear something supportive from you
I don’t want to be just an obligation to you. I want to be someone you want and enjoy, and I haven’t felt like that in weeks. I haven’t heard you say something nice to me in so long, and I deserve that.
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new york > queens > personals > casual encounters
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Posted: 2013-09-23, 6:49 PM EDT
omar - w4m - 71 (United States)
omar u replied 2 my message ‘looking 4 u 2 show me w4m 41 astoria’ abt helping me w my phone u left ur phne number it is 718 number
i cant figure out how 2 contact u
plz call me at nine1seven 575 two nine
ty
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Posting ID: 4086739843 Posted: 2013-09-23, 6:49PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > gigs > talent gigs
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Posted: 2013-10-02, 3:43 PM EDT
CALL MY MOM (greenpoint)
Hi,
I’m looking for someone to call my mom twice weekly. This is under talent,
as you have to pretend to be me. I have a deep voice, am a man in my late twenties.
You just have to stay on the phone with her for like, three minutes. Tell her that
I’m doing great, like you can make up stories if you want - I literally never see her.
She’s terrible on the phone, so will only keep you on for like ten minutes and
do most of the talking. She hardly recognizes my voice over the phone, like
LITERALLY she thought my girl roommate was me for like twenty minutes and I didn’t
have the heart to tell her it wasn’t.
The second call will also be a lie, and you will have to pretend to be from an employment agency. You’re checking up on my references, and she’s been listed as a reference. Keep the job in the service industry, entry level. I have money coming in, but my mom doesn’t know, and I want her to think I’m looking for other work.
Thanks.
• Location: greenpoint
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• Compensation: $15/month
Posting ID: 4105362121 Posted: 2013-10-02, 3:43PM EDT Updated: 2013-10-03, 12:07AM EDT
new york > new jersey > gigs > talent gigs
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Posted: 2013-10-18, 3:57 PM EDT
Nurse Intern
Hi,
I am an ex nurse, looking to train a wannabe nurse.
I am older, so you would have to commute to Northern New Jersey.
I can not give you any type of credit, this is for experience only.
Your responsibilities would include: preparing my medication, simple tasks such as sweeping, dishes - intern stuff, as well as listening to my anecdotes and explanations of nursing techniques and caregiving in general.
This is a position for someone whom can handle the light responsibilities of helping for my diabetes, enjoys the company of their elders, and would like to hear some interesting stories, opinions, and advice I can offer. I can not afford the type of health care and attention I have provided for others, but the goal would be to provide enough wisdom to make your efforts worthwhile.
Must love cats. No coffee available, only tea. I often drink tea throughout the day, mixing a little milk and microwaving if my mind wanders before I get to sip, sometimes open the microwave to find a cold cup with a splash of slightly gone milk. Live never several delightful lunch spots, enjoy running out for some light additions to meals.
Preferably mindful applicants, I have very delicate rugs, antiques that I can not risk.
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Posting ID: 41412275548 Posted: 2013-10-18, 3:57PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > all personals > missed connections
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Posted: 2013-12-16, 3:55 AM EST
i texted i was ok - w4m
it was your apt, i think
megan bought me a tequila diet coke after i had two tequila sodas at the charleston
she dropped the pizza and we picked it up and ate it i think it was garlic
we walked to morgan ave and i drank a large amount of pumpkin cider or ale?
i can’t remember
they yelled “people are dying” and i yelled “pizza hut” over and over until the room cleared out
that was before we went to yr apt?
we showed up and i was already drunk and they made out on a couch and i went to the backyard and didnt recognize one of my best friends because he got a haircut
he thought i was just ignoring him
i flipped off my ex roommate and spoke to some guy about long island
he had swoopy bangs and a lip ring and looked like 2005
he was talking and i was so drunk i would forget what i had just asked
and i would ask it again and my friend laughed at me
this guy i met with brown hair had an acoustic guitar and i dont remember that much
i think i was yelling
i was worried someone stole my stuff and could barely type or speak
i wanted to go i think i was waiting for my friend
you took my phone and opened your bedroom
i ask you your name and you opened your bedroom door
i didnt go in and you got upset when i asked you your name
i wanted to dance to “goodbye horses”
i peed and you grabbed me when i got out of the bathroom and
asked if i was ok
i took too long bc i texted him in la and i said i was ok
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Posting ID: 4145611948 Posted: 2013-12-16, 3:55AM EST
new york > bronx > personals > casual encounters
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Posted: 2013-10-08, 2:24 PM EDT
please - m4w (tremont)
please i am very lonely
craigslist is asking that i write more
i have nothing more to say
please
• Location: tremont
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Posting ID: 4117420043 Posted: 2013-10-08, 2:24PM EDT
Part III
new york > queens > gigs > domestic gigs
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Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:34AM PM EDT
KEY TURNER
Hello!
I live in Forest Hills and have for quite some time now.
I live in a three floor walk up and the stairs are getting to be quite a headache for me! And once I reach my landing - another challenge!! I have a hard time turning my key
once it is in the keyhole. I am looking for a young lad
to stop by and help me in and out of my apartment because the key wears down on my fingertips and I get very, very sore. I can not pay you, but I can exchange your help for homemade sourdough.
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Posting ID: 4089564868 Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:34AM EDT
new york > brooklyn > all housing > real estate - by owner
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Posted: 2014-05-01, 9:22 AM EDT
gravestone and plot
Perfectly fine space in family plot
Once on the death bed, she said “i want to be cremated”
Ok, but we’ve had the plot.
Accessible – off Metronorth train station
I have a car, but trainfare up there will probably only run you $13, 14
We paid years and years ago so we have the space
Dont want it to be a total loss --
Can make a deal, it’s convenient, amazing deli nearby I like, potato salad type place.
Diners, more sit-down type places too, for nicer occasions
We visit usually mid afternoon mother’s day
June 23rd
November 5th
Shared plot is with my grandmother, mother, my children’s mother
bring earplugs
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Posting ID: 4456221948 Posted: 2014-05-01, 9:22AM EDT
new york > bronx > all for sale / wanted > household items - by owner
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Posted: 2013-11-07, 12:56 PM EST
fourteen - $85 (marble hill)
I HAVE TO GIVE AWAY FOURTEEN (14)
$85
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
• Location: marble hill
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Posting ID: 4177393027 Posted: 2013-11-07, 12:56PM EST
los angeles > central LA > personals > missed connections
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Posted: 2013-09-23, 5:02 PM PDT
taco truck at vons - w4m - 26 (silverlake / echo park)
i was wearing a dodgers jersey at the taco truck
you were with a guy and a girl, your complexion was darker you had two line tattoos on your arm
i wanted to say hi because your laugh made me feel safe
i couldnt say anything because i was with my brother who does not like me talking to boys
1320n alvarado street (google map) (yahoo map)
• Location: silverlake / echo park
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Posting ID: 4086887470 Posted: 2013-09-23, 5:02PM PDT Updated: 2013-09-23, 5:03AM PDT
new york > manhattan > gigs > domestic gigs
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Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:12 AM EDT
STACKING DISHES NEED HELP (Midtown West)
HI I AM HYPOGLYCEMIC
I EAT V OFTEN AND COOK FOR MYSELF
I LOVE TO COOK AND I CAN NOT AFFORD TO EAT OUT AT LEAST NOT AT A RESTAURANT
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I AM LOOKING TO PAY A NICE YOUNG MAN/WOMAN $10 AN HOUR
TO COME 3 TIMES A DAY - I NEED YOU TO DO MY DISHES AND STACK THEM BACK IN MY CABINETS
IF IT TAKES LESS THAN AN HR I WILL DIVIDE THE TIME
I.E. IT TAKE TEN MIN, U GET $6
I MUST KEEP A TIDY HOME
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Posting ID: 4089543151 Posted: 2013-09-25, 12:12AM EDT
new york > manhattan > all for sale / wanted > free stuff
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Posted: 2014-04-16, 4:18 PM EDT
Souvenirs from 20th century
Care packages available full of real items, let me know. $20
These care packages include random physical dealies, some past packages have included: scraps of dust and dirt from my apartment, junk mail delivered to my home address, small animal figures, dead batteries, inkless bic pens, phone jacks and cords from broken landlines, coupons
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Posting ID: 4099583151 Posted: 2014-04-16, 4:18PM EDT
new york > manhattan > all for sale / wanted > free stuff
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Posted: 2013-10-10, 2:53 AM
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BRAND NEW COPY “OBSESSIVE LOVE” PAPERBACK
OBSESSIVE LOVE: when it hurts too much to let go by susan forward 2002
UNUSED — NEW!!
Bought @ UWS Barnes & Nobles for $16 + taxes
will to negotiate price, just do not want whole purchase to be a loss
SHIPPING ONLY NO PICKUP
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Posting ID: 4122621948 Posted: 2013-10-10, 2:53AM EDT
new york > brooklyn > all for sale / wanted > free stuff
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Posted: 2014-03-21, 9:09 PM EDT
FREE
Taste Condoms
Bought bulk box dont want to waste, they’re like, not for me, colors which are cool but smell/taste strong, will give away for free I guess
Yellow smells like bananas
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Posting ID: 4212611948 Posted: 2014-03-21, 9:09PM EDT
new york > brooklyn > for sale / wanted > free stuff
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Posted: 2014-03-04, 10:34 AM EST
COFFEE TABLE(S) (FLATBUSH)
I have several (7) used IKEA brand HEMNES coffee tables that
I have collected.
I am approximating the exact number of tables, as I am unsure how many I am willing to part with.
Each time the IKEA brand HEMNES appears for sale I try to acquire it, with mixed yet generally successful results.
Most have a few scuffs from use, as well as storage (my space is limited, so I have taken to stacking one HEMNES on another HEMNES, and the legs from the top HEMNES leave light marks on the bottom HEMNES)
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Posting ID: 41336275548 Posted: 2014-03-04, 10:34AM EST
new york > queens > services offered > financial services
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