The Invention of Sound
Chuck Palahniuk
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
Copyright © 2020 by Chuck Palahniuk
Cover art and design by Tree Abraham
Cover copyright © 2020 by Hachette Book Group, Inc.
Hachette Book Group supports the right to free expression and the value of copyright. The purpose of copyright is to encourage writers and artists to produce the creative works that enrich our culture.
The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book without permission is a theft of the author’s intellectual property. If you would like permission to use material from the book (other than for review purposes), please contact [email protected]. Thank you for your support of the author’s rights.
Grand Central Publishing
Hachette Book Group
1290 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10104
grandcentralpublishing.com
twitter.com/grandcentralpub
First edition: September 2020
Grand Central Publishing is a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. The Grand Central Publishing name and logo is a trademark of Hachette Book Group, Inc.
The publisher is not responsible for websites (or their content) that are not owned by the publisher.
The Hachette Speakers Bureau provides a wide range of authors for speaking events. To find out more, go to www.hachettespeakersbureau.com or call (866) 376-6591.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Palahniuk, Chuck, author.
Title: The invention of sound / Chuck Palahniuk.
Description: New York : Grand Central Publishing, 2020.
Identifiers: LCCN 2020008872 (print) | LCCN 2020008873 (ebook) | ISBN 9781538718001 (hardcover) | ISBN 9781538717998 (ebook)
Subjects: GSAFD: Suspense fiction. | Mystery fiction.
Classification: LCC PS3566.A4554 I575 2020 (print) | LCC PS3566.A4554 (ebook) | DDC 813/.54—dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2020008872
LC ebook record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2020008873
ISBNs: 978-1-5387-1800-1 (hardcover), 978-1-5387-1799-8 (ebook)
E3-20200808-DA-ORI
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
The Invention of Sound
Part One: Forget Us Our Trespasses
Part Two: Tape Bleed
Part Three: The Perfect Scream
Discover More
About the Author
Also by Chuck Palahniuk
Explore book giveaways, sneak peeks, deals, and more.
Tap here to learn more.
The
Invention
of Sound
Keep Telling Yourself It’s Only a Movie
Part One:
Forget Us Our Trespasses
An ambulance wailed through the streets, and every dog howled. Pekingese and border collies alike. German shepherds and Boston terriers and whippets. Mongrels and purebreds. Dalmatians, Doberman pinschers, poodles, basset hounds, and bulldogs. Herding dogs and lapdogs. House pets and strays. Mixed-breed and pedigreed, they howled together as the siren went past.
And for that long going-by they were all members of the same pack. And the howls of all dogs, they were one howl. And that howl was so loud it drowned out the siren. Until the sound that had united them all had vanished, and yet their howling sustained itself.
For no dog could bear to abandon, first, that rare moment of their communion.
In bed, Jimmy propped himself on one elbow and listened. He asked, “Why?”
Beside him Mitzi stirred. She reached a glass of wine off the floor and asked, “Why what?”
In the office building across the street, a single window glowed. Framed behind it, a man stared at a computer screen, his face washed by the shifting light of moving images. This light danced on his eyeglasses and shimmered on the tears running down his cheek.
Not just outside but in the condos that surrounded them, the baying continued. Among the hairs on Jimmy’s damp, drooping penis, a blister festered. It looked ready to burst, a lump swollen with pink-white pus. He asked, “Why do dogs howl like that?”
When she reached over to pick at the lump, it wasn’t a disease. Stuck to his skin it was: A pill. Medicine. A loose sleeping pill. An Ambien, she plucked it, put it in her mouth and slugged it down with wine. She answered, “Limbic resonance.”
“What’s that?” he asked as he slipped out of the bed. A gentleman Jimmy wasn’t. A caveman, yes. Barefoot on the polished wood floor, he grabbed an edge of the mattress and yanked it, Mitzi included, off the box spring. Not by her hair, not this time at least, but he dragged her and the mattress across the bedroom to where tall windows looked over the city. “What’s limp dick…?”
“Limbic,” she said. “Limbic resonance. It’s my job.” She set her empty wineglass on the windowsill. The grid of streetlights blazed under the chaos of random stars. The howls were dying away. “My job,” Mitzi said, “is to make everyone in the whole world scream at the exact same time.”
Instead of a lawyer, Foster called his group leader, Robb. The police weren’t even real police. They only worked at the airport. As for Foster, he’d only touched the little girl, a crime it was a stretch to call. He was in custody but only in a lunchroom behind the airline ticket counter. Seated on a folding metal chair. Vending machines filled a whole wall. His hand was bleeding from a small crescent-shaped bite mark.
Only one flight, the girl’s, had been delayed, to allow time for her to make a statement.
He asked the fake police to return his phone, and he showed them a screen capture. They had to admit there was a resemblance between the man from the web and today’s pervert. The pervert who’d been with the little girl. One fake officer, the guy, asked where Foster had gotten the image, but it wasn’t as if Foster could really say.
The other fake cop, the lady cop, told him, “The world is full of missing kids. That doesn’t give you the right to snatch someone else’s.”
For his part, Foster wanted to ask about his checked baggage. His flight for Denver had long since departed. Did they still pull bags if the passenger failed to board? Was his bag being sniffed by bomb-sniffing dogs? Anymore, no city in the world was anywhere you’d want a nice suitcase to go around and around the carousel, unclaimed. Someone without fail would snatch it, pretend to check the luggage tag, disappear out the door.
As for Foster, he’d be okay with a drink. A drink and maybe a couple stitches in his hand.
Before the skirmish, he’d only downed a couple martinis at the concourse bar. He hadn’t finished his third when he’d first seen the little girl. What drew his stare was Lucinda’s auburn hair, cut shorter than he remembered, so that it only grazed her little shoulders. A girl the same age as Lucinda when she’d disappeared seventeen years before.
At first, he wasn’t thinking. That’s not how the human heart works. He knew in his head how age progression worked. The pictures on milk cartons. How every year they computer age the kids until adulthood and then only every five years after that. Experts used photos of the mother, her aunts, any female relations, to approximate a new her every five years. There in any supermarket between the Reddi-wip and the half-and-half, Lucinda would be smiling from every carton in the dairy case.
He’d been totally convinced the girl in the airport was Lucinda—until she wasn’t.
What raised a red flag was the pervert holding the girl’s hand and leading her toward a gate where a flight was boarding. Not m
issing a beat, Foster had slapped cash on his table and sprinted after them. He’d taken his phone out and was scrolling through stored images. His rogues’ gallery. The pixilated faces with unmistakable neck tattoos. Or the full-on face shots of sweating child molesters.
The lowlife, the one leading the little girl, looked to be some Scooby-Doo type. A hemp-headed, shaggy-haired burnout wearing flip-flops. Foster circled, weaving from side to side to get different angles as he snapped photos. Ahead of them the gate agent was checking in passengers at the entrance to a Jetway.
The burnout throwback had presented two tickets, and they were gone through the gate. The last passengers to board.
Out of breath from running, Foster had reached the agent and said, “Call the police.”
The agent had stepped into his path, blocking the entrance to the Jetway. She’d signaled to an agent at the podium and held up a hand, saying, “Sir, I need you to stop.”
“I’m an investigator.” Foster had panted out the words. He’d held up his phone, showing her a grainy screen capture of a shaggy-haired man, his face gaunt, his eyes sunk deep into his skull. Dim and in the distance, he’d heard an announcement for his own flight to begin boarding.
Through the gate area windows, Foster could see the plane. The pilots were framed in the cockpit windows. The ramp crew had stowed the last of the checked luggage and were slamming shut the cargo hatches. They’d be pushing back in another minute.
Foster, he’d shoved past the agent. With more force than he’d intended, he’d strong-armed her so hard she’d tumbled to the floor. His footfalls thundering down the Jetway, he’d shouted, “You don’t understand!” To no one in particular, he’d shouted, “He’s going to fuck her, and he’s going to kill her!”
A flight attendant had stood ready to close the cabin door, but Foster had elbowed his way past her. He’d stumbled through the first-class section shouting, “That man is a child pornographer!” Waving his phone, he’d shouted, “He destroys kids!”
From his research he knew that child traffickers walk amongst us. They stand beside us at the bank. They sit next to us in restaurants. Foster had scarcely had to scratch the surface of the web before such predators had glommed onto him, sending him their corruption and trying to rope him into their sickening world.
A few passengers had still been standing, waiting in the aisle to take their seats. Last in line had been the girl, still holding the man’s hand. They’d looked back when Foster shouted. Everyone had looked, first at him, and then at the man with the girl. Whether it was Foster’s blue business suit or his good-boy haircut and egghead glasses, something had thrown the crowd to his aid.
Pointing with his phone, Foster had shouted, “That man is a kidnapper! He runs an international ring for kiddy porn!”
Bleary-eyed and bushy-haired, the accused had uttered only, “Harsh, dude.”
When the little girl had started to cry, that seemed to confirm the charge. Potential heroes had unclicked their seat belts and stood, launching themselves and tackling, then dog-piling the caveman lowlife whose muffled protests now nobody could hear. Everyone had been shouting at once, and those people not restraining the burnout had held their phones aloft to shoot video.
Foster had knelt in the airplane aisle and crawled toward the weeping girl, saying, “Take my hand!”
She’d lost hold of the burnout’s grip and watched him disappear beneath layers of bodies. Wailing in tears, she’d cried, “Daddy!”
“He’s not your daddy,” Foster had crooned. “Don’t you remember? He kidnapped you from Arlington, Texas.” Foster had known the details of the case by heart. “He’s not going to hurt you anymore.” He’d reached until his large hand had closed over her tiny one.
The girl had shrieked a wordless scream of pain and terror. The press of struggling passengers had held the caveman helplessly buried.
Foster had pulled the little girl into a hug, shushing her and petting her hair as he’d kept repeating, “You’re safe. You’re safe, now.”
At the blurred edge of his vision he’d been aware of passengers holding their phones to record him: this man, some distraught man wearing a navy-blue suit, an ordinary no one, he’d sunk to his knees in the center aisle of the plane grabbing after a little girl in a flowered dress.
An overhead announcement repeated, “This is the pilot speaking. TSA security is en route. Would all passengers please remain in their seats.”
The girl had been crying, maybe because Foster was crying. She’d stretched her free hand toward a patch of scruffy pervert hair barely visible under the tumble of bodies.
Foster had taken her tear-stained face between his two hands and brought her innocent brown eyes to meet his. Saying, “You don’t have to be his sex slave. Not anymore.”
For an instant, everyone had basked in the warm glow of their mutual heroism. In real time, it was all over the internet. Then, on a couple hundred YouTube clips, an air marshal had grabbed Foster in a headlock.
Framed between his hands, the girl’s eyes had glazed with a curious, steely resolve.
Choking, he’d assured her, “And you don’t have to thank me, Sally.”
“My name,” the girl had said, “is Cashmere.” And she’d turned her tiny head just enough to sink her teeth into the meat of his thumb.
The paramedics had a special name for it. The ones who came to collect the body. They called it “the Fontaine Method,” after the high-rise that offered tenants nothing to tie a rope to. A tower of steel-reinforced concrete, with high ceilings broken only by recessed pot lights, what some people called “can” lights. A few units had track lighting.
Stylish, but nothing that would support a person’s weight.
A trip to the recycling bins in the building’s basement explained a lot. The bin for clear glass was piled full of Patrón bottles and Smirnoff bottles. Her neighbors weren’t poor. No one living at the Fontaine ate cat food, except the cats, of course.
Visitors visited rarely. With the exception of the paramedics.
Even now, an ambulance idled at the curb. No lights. No siren. Mitzi watched from the seventeenth floor, from the mattress Jimmy had dragged to the windows. Two men in uniforms bumped a gurney down the building’s broad steps and left it sitting on the sidewalk while they opened the rear doors of the ambulance and sat on the tailgate to smoke cigarettes.
The figure on the gurney, covered completely and strapped down, it looked small. A woman, Mitzi guessed. Not a child, because the condo bylaws didn’t allow them. More likely an advanced decomp. A few weeks in the California heat could do that, even with the central air-conditioning on high. It could cook a person down like that. Like mummification. Desiccation. The other residents would know who. And whether it was a maid or a strong odor that had summoned the police.
It was the housekeeper, Mitzi knew, who’d found Sharon Tate butchered. It was the housekeeper who’d found Marilyn Monroe cold and naked. It occurred to Mitzi that stumbling across your pregnant boss stabbed to death must be among the worst ways to find yourself out of a job.
Stabbing, Mitzi could write a book about. For example, why some killers kept stabbing for so long. Only the first thrust is intended to inflict pain. The subsequent twenty, thirty, forty stab wounds are to resolve the suffering. It takes as little as one jab or slash to trigger the screaming and bleeding. But so many more are required to make them stop.
Across the street, level with her, a single man sat in his office. A dad-shaped nobody he looked to be, peering into a computer screen she couldn’t see. He wore eyeglasses at his desk, in the only office in the building with the lights on.
She’d tried it once, Mitzi had, the Fontaine Method. A simple trick taught by rumor to each new resident. A person simply opened a door. As a metaphor it was poetically sweet. Because there was nowhere else to tie a rope, a person tied it to a doorknob. The soft belt of a terry cloth bathrobe worked well. With one end tied to the knob a person tossed the rest of the belt over
the top of the door and fashioned it into a noose. You stood on a chair, kicked the chair aside, and performed your gibbet dance against the door’s smooth, painted surface.
In olden times, Mitzi knew, no one wanted to curse a tree. So when a hanging took place, people leaned a ladder against a wall and tied a rope to the highest rung. The condemned would stand atop a chair or sit astride a horse. As the chair toppled or the horse bolted, a noose hanging in the area below the ladder did the trick. That gave birth to the fear of walking beneath ladders. Because a person never knew. The spirit or spirits of highwaymen or cutthroats might still haunt the space where they’d been executed.
Spirits of the evil crowded the Earth to avoid their destiny in Hell. The dead suffered no hangovers, she hoped.
As she watched the paramedics, she took an Ativan and chased it with an Ambien. She had a headache. She often had a headache, but maybe she’d forget this was her head. Ambien could do that. Enough Ambien.
In light of the circumstances, someone ought to offer a prayer. “Our Father who art in heaven,” she began, but the Ambien was already erasing her thoughts. She started and stopped, at a loss for the right words. “Forget us our trespasses,” she said, “as we forget those who’ve trespassed against us…”
Seventeen floors below her window, the paramedics had loaded their passenger and were slamming the doors. In the building across the way the single light winked out.
In its place, replacing the dad-shaped man, Mitzi saw only her own reflected outline. She waved an arm and watched her mirrored self waving back.
Her phone chimed. The ambulance was gone.
Alone, alone and beyond her reach, her mirrored self lifted an arm and put her mirrored phone to her ear. With her free hand, the reflection in the window waved. As if she were waving good-bye to the paramedics or to the dead person or just waving farewell to her real self.
