Mindgame
Anthony Horowitz
MINDGAME
Anthony Horowitz
MINDGAME
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Contents
Characters
Act One
Act Two
Endnote
Characters
STYLER
FARQUHAR
PLIMPTON
Mindgame was first performed at the Mercury Theatre, Colchester on 2 September 1999, with the following cast:
STYLER, Christopher Timothy
FARQUHAR, Simon Ward
PLIMPTON, Susan Penhaligon
Director, Richard Baron
Designer, Ken Harrison
Lighting, Mark Pritchard
The production subsequently transferred to the Vaudeville Theatre, London on 5 June 2000, with the following cast:
STYLER, Christopher Blake
FARQUHAR, Simon Ward
PLIMPTON, Helen Hobson
Director, Richard Baron
Designer, Ken Harrison
Lighting, Mark Pritchard
Producers, Julius Green and Ian Lenagan
Act One
The action of the play takes place during one evening in the office of DR ALEX FARQUHAR at Fairfields, an experimental hospital for the criminally insane. The office is cosy and old-fashioned, chintzy even. It seems to belong to the sixties, perhaps to the world of Hammer Horror.
A large, cluttered desk dominates the room with an old telephone and speaker-phone system to one side and a prominent alarm button to the other. Also on the desk is a Marks & Spencer bag which will be found to contain a box of tissues. Behind the desk, a picture of a distinguished-looking man who will be identified as Karel Ennis, the renowned psychotherapist and founder of the hospital. A window looks out onto fields, trees and a low wall. On the other side, a door opens onto a corridor.
Another picture in the room shows a sweet-looking dog on one side. There is a mirror opposite. A second door, next to a medical screen, leads into a reception room. There are plenty of books in the room. On the top of one low shelf stands a vase of sunflowers and an empty bottle of red wine. There’s a rug on the floor, a couple of armchairs, a plastic wastepaper bin and a wood-steel office chair. Incongruously, a complete human skeleton stands on a frame in one corner.
All this will change…
As the action continues, the scenery will play a game with the audience… parts of it changing while their attention is elsewhere. The aim is to suggest a shifting, faulty perception, a feeling that you cannot trust your eyes. I have not indicated in the text where these changes should take place…it should become evident in the direction. When the audience’s attention is on one part of the stage, changes can be made on the other: the simple misdirection of any sleight-of-hand.
The portrait of Ennis will slowly transform (one feature at a time?) into a portrait of a woman we will come to know as Jane Plimpton. The dog will become a hideous wolf. The mirror will become a second window, this one barred. The low wall outside the window will rise, brick by brick, until it completely obscures the view. The office furniture (telephone, lamps etc.) will become modern and utilitarian. The sunflowers will grow.
Each time the two doors are opened, they will be found to lead somewhere slightly different. These changes can actually be made while the action continues. During the interval, the curtains, wallpaper and rug can all be changed: the patterns can be very similar but somehow distorted. The audience should be aware of the change but should be unable quite to define it.
Sitting in the chair in front of the desk is MARK STYLER, a writer aged about fifty, casually dressed, a man with an air of self-confidence that borders on the smug. His face is pale and his haircut is a little odd…otherwise he’s the archetypal ‘expert’, the sort we’ve seen wheeled onto every BBC documentary late at night. He has a worn leather case by the chair.
He’s been kept waiting. He looks at his watch for the twentieth time. He gets up, examines the room. The pictures. The skeleton. Looks at his watch again.
A pause.
He takes a tape recorder out of his case and switches it on. He moves across to the window and speaks into it.
STYLER: Recording. Six fifteen, Thursday July the twenty-second.
Pause.
First impressions of Fairfields. Note to myself…why that name? The view from Dr Farquhar’s office. (He pronounces it ‘Farker’.) A nineteenth-century manor house set in its own extensive grounds in this secluded corner of Suffolk…if indeed that most ill-defined of English counties could be said to have corners. The wall that surrounds the place may be predictable but the attendant ivy and — I think — Japanese wisteria is surely not. As I drive up the perfectly manicured lawns with rockery to the right and lily pond to the left, it is only the click of the maximum security metal doors automatically closing behind me that reminds me that I am not a guest at some exclusive Home Counties health resort but a writer, privileged to be invited into the country’s most notorious asylum for the criminally insane.
Pause.
Query why sick bastards locked up at the tax-payer’s expense should enjoy perfectly manicured
lawns, rock gardens, et cetera. Nice thought about the Health Resort.
Pause.
Easterman is here somewhere. I have come to find him. I must find him. It is the end of a journey that has consumed my life and somehow I will persuade Dr Farquhar to help me. At long last the two of us will be face to face.
STYLER considers what he has just said. He rewinds the tape part of the way and records again.
What does the office of Dr Farquhar tell me about the man who runs Fairfields? (Pause.) Evidently, he has little interest in interior design. Surprisingly chintzy and old-fashioned. Portrait on the wall some major psychoanalyst perhaps, painted by some minor artist most certainly. Picture of dog even worse — surely provided by the NHS in a job lot. Why the skeleton? A complete human skeleton standing in the corner. Did Dr Farquhar once study medicine…anatomy? In the office of a psychiatrist it seems oddly disconcerting but then maybe that is the idea. To disconcert. To keep you off balance.
A pause. STYLER continues his tour of the room.
Books predictable. (Reading a spine.) Group Psychotherapy, Sociometry and Psychodrama. (Continuing along the shelf.) Miller. Milner. Mishler. Moreno. Dr Farquhar arranges his books alphabetically. I wonder if I can trust him? (He picks up the bottle.) One empty bottle of Chateau Mavillion 1966. (Pause.) Chateau Mavillion 1966. It feels as if it’s been placed here like a prop for me to find. It’s a little ludicrous, like the skeleton. No glass. No half-eaten bowl of twiglets. Just the empty bottle. Was 1966 a good year? A good year for Dr Farquhar. The year that he qualified and they gave him a bottle of wine. A personal touch. (He puts the bottle back.) There’s not very much in this room that’s personal, and nothing at all that connects it with the world outside unless you count the telephone and what I take to be an alarm button. I wonder if Dr Farquhar sleeps on the premises? Sitting here in this office, walled in by his own A-to-Z of analysis, he’s probably as out-of-touch as the inmates and he’s kept me waiting here two hours, the rude bastard.
STYLER turns off the tape and puts it back in his case. He sits down again. He looks at his watch. A pause. He goes over to the door behind the desk and tries it. It’s locked. He goes over to the other door and tries that too. He’s unpleasantly surprised to discover that the second door is also locked. He tries it again, rattling the handle. And it’s now that the first door suddenly opens and DR ALEX FARQUHAR comes in. Also aged about fifty, FARQUHAR is a strange blend of the saturnine and the benevolent, as if Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson had somehow been blended into one. Penetrating, investigative eyes that have a habit of not focusing on what they’re looking at. Wind-swept hair. A louche quality. None of his clothes quite fit.
STYLER is a little embarrassed to have been caught, trying the door.
FARQUHAR: Good evening.
STYLER: Dr Farker?
FARQUHAR: It’s actually Farrer. The q is silent and the h is redundant but anyway I prefer Alex. Please, take a seat.
STYLER: (Sitting.) Thank you.
FARQUHAR: I’m sorry I’ve kept you waiting. We had a little trouble in B-wing. Nothing serious but it still demanded my attention.
STYLER: That’s alright. It was very good of you to agree to see me.
FARQUHAR: That’s my pleasure. Think nothing of it. Please…
FARQUHAR gestures at a chair as he moves behind the desk. STYLER sits opposite him. FARQUHAR gazes at him curiously for a moment.
Look, this is very embarrassing but I’m afraid you’re going to have to tell me exactly what it is I agreed to see you for. The fact is that my secretary is on holiday and what with one thing and another my paperwork has rather got on top of me. I know it’s unforgivable but the truth of the matter is that as I stand here before you, I don’t have the faintest idea who you are.
STYLER: You don’t?
FARQUHAR: None at all.
STYLER: Well, please, consider yourself forgiven.
FARQUHAR: Thank you.
STYLER: I’m Mark Styler.
FARQUHAR: That’s your name?
STYLER: Yes.
FARQUHAR: And what is this in connection with?
STYLER: I wrote a letter…almost a month ago. Your secretary didn’t mention it to you before she left?
FARQUHAR: I’m afraid not. But then she’s been gone a long time. To be frank, I’m often tempted to get rid of her. To let her go. The way she just ups and disappears like this. But she has excellent short-hand and filing skills and as I’m sure you’ll understand, good secretarial help is extremely hard to come by, particularly in this neck of the woods…
STYLER: You mean an insane asylum.
FARQUHAR: I was referring to Suffolk generally. You say you wrote to her.
STYLER: I wrote to you. And you replied. At least I assumed it was you. The letter was signed in your name.
FARQUHAR: It certainly wasn’t me. I’m very sorry but I have absolutely no recollection of it. Mark Styler, you say? The name does seem familiar to me. Are you a doctor?
STYLER: No. I’m a writer. You don’t know my work…?
FARQUHAR: I’m sure I should. I do apologise, Mr Styler…
STYLER: Mark.
FARQUHAR: It’s unlike me to be so…disorganised. Perhaps we should start from the beginning. I feel I should almost walk out of the room and come in again.
STYLER: Not with another two-hour wait.
FARQUHAR: You were kept waiting that long?
STYLER: Well…
FARQUHAR: You must be angry.
STYLER: I’m just glad you agreed to see me.
FARQUHAR: Any minute now we’re going to establish what it is I agreed to see you about. (He rummages on the desk.) If I could just find this letter of yours…
STYLER: Perhaps this will help.
STYLER reaches into his briefcase and takes out a sheet of paper.
FARQUHAR: And what is this?
STYLER: It’s a copy of my letter.
FARQUHAR: A copy of the letter you sent me almost a month ago?
STYLER: Yes.
FARQUHAR: Excellent. That really is first-rate.
FARQUHAR takes the letter and tries to focus on it.
Ah yes. Yes. (He puts the letter down.) Actually, I seem to have mislaid my reading-glasses so why don’t you just take me through the gist of what it says.
STYLER: You can’t read it?
FARQUHAR: Not without my glasses.
STYLER: (Surprised but continuing anyway.) Well, it’s quite simple really.
FARQUHAR: You’re a writer.
STYLER: Yes. You know, Dr Farquhar, I’m quite surprised you haven’t read any of my books.
FARQUHAR: Should I have?
STYLER: I wrote a book about Chikatilo…
FARQUHAR: Andrei Chikatilo?
STYLER: Yes. It was called Serial Chiller: The True Story of a Monster in the Ukraine. It was something of a best-seller.
FARQUHAR: And don’t tell me. You’ve come here because you want to write a book about one of the residents here.
STYLER: Yes.
FARQUHAR: Did you mention that in your letter?
STYLER: Well, obviously. It’s right here.
FARQUHAR: And I invited you here to see me? I’m afraid there must have been some sort of misunderstanding. I couldn’t possibly allow you access.
STYLER: Isn’t that a little bit…autocratic?
FARQUHAR: No. It’s entirely autocratic. But you see, I am the master of Fairfields. And what I say goes.
STYLER: So you keep your patients locked up, isolated. What’s the point in that?
FARQUHAR: There would be no point if that were the case. But I can assure you we do much, much more than that.
STYLER: Tell me.
FARQUHAR: Why?
STYLER: Because I’m interested.
FARQUHAR: No. I think you should leave.
STYLER: I’ve driven three and a half hours to get here, Dr Farquhar…
FARQUHAR: From where?
STYLER: From London.
FARQUHAR: Three and a half hours? (Pause.) From London?
STYLER: Yes.
FARQUHAR: That seems an inordinate amount of time. You came by car?
STYLER: Yes. (Pointing at the window.) Mine is the red BMW near the main door. I got lost outside Framlingham.
FARQUHAR: We’re nowhere near Framlingham.
STYLER: That’s how I knew I was lost. Would it be possible at least to have a cup of tea before I go?
FARQUHAR: (Impatient.) Mr Styler…
STYLER: I drove three and a half hours without passing a single café. There was nothing. And I’ve been sitting here in your office…
FARQUHAR: There’s a Happy Eater on the A12.
STYLER: I didn’t see it.
FARQUHAR: Just outside Colchester.
STYLER: Maybe it was closed.
FARQUHAR: I was there yesterday.
STYLER: It wasn’t open today.
FARQUHAR: A cup of tea.
STYLER: If it’s not too much trouble.
FARQUHAR hesitates. But he can see that STYLER is determined. He reaches out and presses a button on the intercom.
FARQUHAR: (Into the intercom.) Nurse Plimpton. Could you come up, please? (Pause.) There…
STYLER: Plimpton?
FARQUHAR: Yes.
STYLER: Is that her name?
FARQUHAR: Yes. Why do you ask?
STYLER: Well, I knew a Plimpton once. That’s all. I suppose it’s just a coincidence.
FARQUHAR: She can take you through to the kitchen and get you a cup of tea.
STYLER: Thank you.
FARQUHAR: On your way out.
STYLER: Right. (Pause.) You were about to tell me about Fairfields.
FARQUHAR: Was I?
STYLER: You were going to tell me what you do here. I was wondering about the name.
FARQUHAR: Well of course we changed the name when I first came here. It used to be called the East Suffolk Maximum Security Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
STYLER: That can’t have done much for the local house prices.
FARQUHAR: There are no local houses but anyway that’s not the point.
STYLER: How many inmates do you have here?
