By the Pricking of My Thumbs tat-4, Page 2

  A woman in a nurse's uniform popped out of the next door and said, 'There, there, dear, it's all right. You've had your cocoa. You had it twenty minutes ago.'

  'No I didn't, Nurse. It's not true. I haven't had my cocoa. I'm thirsty.'

  'Well, you shall have another cup if you like.'

  'I can't have another when I haven't had one.'

  They passed on and Miss Packard, after giving a brief rap on a door at the end of the passage, opened it and passed in.

  'Here you are, Miss Fanshawe,' she said brightly. 'Here's your nephew come to see you. Isn't that nice?'

  In a bed near the window an elderly lady sat up abruptly on her raised pillows. She had iron grey hair, a thin wrinkled face with a large, high-bridged nose and a general air of disapprobation.

  Tommy advanced.

  'Hullo, Aunt Ada,' he said. 'How are you?'

  Aunt Ada paid no attention to him, but addressed Miss Packard angrily.

  'I don't know what you mean by showing gentlemen into a lady's bedroom,' she said. 'Wouldn't have been thought proper at all in my young days! Telling me he's my nephew indeed! Who is he? A plumber or the electrician?'

  'Now, now, that's not very nice,' said Miss Packard mildly.

  'I'm your nephew, Thomas Beresford,' said Tommy. He advanced the box of chocolates. 'I've brought you a box of chocolates.'

  'You can't get round me that way,' said Aunt Ada. 'I know your kind. Say anything, you will. Who's this woman?' She eyed Mrs. Beresford with an air of distaste.

  'I'm Prudence,' said Mrs. Beresford. 'Your niece, Prudence.'

  'What a ridiculous name,' said Aunt Ada. 'Sounds like a parlour maid. My Great-uncle Mathew had a parlour maid called Comfort and the housemaid was called Rejoice-in-the-Lord. Methodist she was. But my Great-aunt Fanny soon put a stop to that. Told her she was going to be called Rebecca as long as she was in her house.'

  'I brought you a few roses,' said Tuppence.

  'I don't care for flowers in a sickroom. Use up all the oxygen.'

  'I'll put them in a vase for you,' said Miss Packard.

  'You won't do anything of the kind. You ought to have learnt by now that I know my own mind.'

  'You seem in fine form, Aunt Ada,' said Mr. Beresford. 'Fighting fit, I should say.'

  'I can take your measure all right. What d'you mean by saying that you're my nephew? What did you say your name was? Thomas?'

  'Yes. Thomas or Tommy.'

  'Never heard of you,' said Aunt Ada. 'I only had one nephew and he was called William. Killed in the last war. Good thing, too. He'd have gone to the bad if he'd lived. I'm tired,' said Aunt Ada, leaning back on her pillows and turning her head towards Miss Packard. 'Take 'em away. You shouldn't let strangers in to see me.'

  'I thought a nice little visit might cheer you up,' said Miss Packard unperturbed.

  Aunt Ada uttered a deep bass sound of ribald mirth.

  'All right' said Tuppence cheerfully. 'We'll go away again. I'll leave the roses. You might change your mind about them. Come on, Tommy,' said Tuppence. She turned towards the door.

  'Well, goodbye, Aunt Ada. I'm sorry you don't remember me.'

  Aunt Ada was silent until Tuppence had gone out of the door with Miss Packard and Tommy followed her.

  'Come back, you, said Aunt Ada, raising her voice. 'I know you perfectly. You're Thomas. Red-haired you used to be. Carrots, that's the colour your hair was. Come back. I'll talk to you. I don't want the woman. No good her pretending she's your wife. I know better. Shouldn't bring that type of woman in here. Come and sit down here in this chair and tell me about your dear mother. You go away,' added Aunt Ada as a kind of postscript, waving her hand towards Tuppence who was hesitating in the doorway.

  Tuppence retired immediately.

  'Quite in one of her moods today,' said Miss Packard, unruffled, as they went down the stairs. 'Sometimes, you know,' she added, 'she can be quite pleasant. You would hardly believe it.'

  Tommy sat down in the chair indicated to him by Aunt Ada and remarked mildly that he couldn't tell her much about his mother as she had been dead now for nearly forty years. Aunt Ada was unperturbed by this statement.

  'Fancy,' she said, 'is it as long as that? Well, time does pass quickly.' She looked him over in a considering manner. 'Why don't you get married?' she said. 'Get some nice capable woman to look after you. You're getting on, you know. Save you taking up with all these loose women and bringing them round and speaking as though they were your wife.'

  'I can see,' said Tommy, 'that I shall have to get Tuppence to bring her marriage lines along next time we come to see you.'

  'Made an honest woman of her, have you?' said Aunt Ada.

  'We've been married over thirty years,' said Tommy, 'and we've got a son and a daughter, and they're both married too.'

  'The trouble is,' said Aunt Ada, shifting her ground with dexterity, 'that nobody tells me anything. If you'd kept me properly up to date-'

  Tommy did not argue the point. Tuppence had once laid upon him a serious injunction. 'If anybody over the age of sixty-five finds fault with you,' she said, 'never argue. Never try to say you're right. Apologize at once and say it was all your fault and you're very sorry and you'll never do it again.'

  It occurred to Tommy at this moment with some force that that would certainly be the line to take with Aunt Ada, and indeed always had been.

  'I'm very sorry, Aunt Ada,' he said. 'I'm afraid, you know, one does tend to get forgetful as time goes on. It's not everyone,' he continued unblushingly, 'who has your wonderful memory for the past.'

  Aunt Ada smirked. There was no other word for it. 'You have something there,' she said. 'I'm sorry if I received you rather roughly, but I don't care for being imposed upon. You never know in this place. They let in anyone to see you. Anyone at all. If I accepted everyone for what they said they were, they might be intending to rob and murder me in my bed.'

  'Oh, I don't think that's very likely,' said Tommy.

  'You never know,' said Aunt Ada. 'The things you read in the paper. And the things people come and tell you- Not that I believe everything I'm told. But I keep a sharp lookout. Would you believe it, they brought a strange man in the other day-never seen him before. Called himself Dr. Williams. Said Dr. Murray was away on his holiday and this was his new partner. New partner! How was I to know he was his new partner? He just said he was, that's all.'

  'Was he his new partner?'

  'Well, as a matter of fact,' said Aunt Ada, slightly annoyed at losing ground, 'he actually was. But nobody could have known it for sure. There he was, drove up in a car, had that little kind of black box with him, which doctors carry to do blood pressure-and all that sort of thing. It's like the magic box they all used to talk about so much. Who was it, Joanna Southcott's?'

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  'Oh, I see. Well, my point is anyone could come into a place like this and say he was a doctor, and immediately all the nurses would smirk and giggle and say yes, Doctor, of course, Doctor, and more or less stand to attention, silly girls! And if the patient swore she didn't know the man, they'd only say she was forgetful and forgot people. I never forget a face,' said Aunt Ada firmly. 'I never have. How is your Aunt Caroline? I haven't heard from her for some time. Have you seen anything of her?'

  Tommy said, rather apologetically, that his Aunt Caroline had been dead for fifteen years. Aunt Ada did not take this demise with any signs of sorrow. Aunt Caroline had after all not been her sister, but merely her first cousin.

  'Everyone seems to be dying,' she said, with a certain relish. 'No stamina. That's what's the matter with them. Weak heart, coronary thrombosis, high blood pressure, chronic bronchitis, rheumatoid arthritis all the rest of it. Feeble folk, all of them. That's how the doctors make their living. Giving them boxes and boxes and bottles and bottles of tablets. Yellow tablets, pink tablets, green tablets, even black tablets, I shouldn't be surprised. Ugh! Brimstone and treacle they used to use in my grandmother's day. I bet that was as
good as anything. With the choice of getting well or having brimstone and treacle to drink, you chose getting well every time.' She nodded her head in a satisfied manner. 'Can't really trust doctors, can you? Not when it's a professional matter-some new fad-I'm told there's a lot of poisoning going on here. To get hearts for the surgeons, so I'm told. Don't think it's true, myself. Miss Packard's not the sort of woman who would stand for that.'

  Downstairs Miss Packard, her manner slightly apologetic, indicated a room leading off the hall.

  'I'm so sorry about this, Mrs. Beresford, but I expect you know how it is with elderly people. They take fancies or dislikes and persist in them.'

  'It must be very difficult running a place of this kind,' said Tuppence.

  'Oh, not really,' said Miss Packard. 'I quite enjoy it, you know. And really, I'm quite fond of them all. One gets fond of people one has to look after, you know. I mean, they have their little ways and their fidgets, but they're quite easy to manage, if you know how.'

  Tuppence thought to herself that Miss Packard was one of those people who would know how.

  'They're like children, really,' said Miss Packard indulgently. 'Only children are far more logical which makes it difficult sometimes with them. But these people are illogical, they want to be reassured by your telling them what they want to believe. Then they're quite happy again for a bit. I've got a very nice staff here. People with patience, you know, and good temper, and not too brainy, because if you have people who are brainy they are bound to be very impatient. Yes, Miss Donovan, what is it?' She turned her head as a young woman with pince-nez came running down the stairs.

  'It's Mrs. Lockett again, Miss Packard. She says she's dying and she wants the doctor called at once.'

  'Oh,' said Miss Packard, unimpressed, 'what's she dying from this time?'

  'She says there was mushroom in the stew yesterday and that there must have been fungi in it and that she's poisoned.'

  'That's a new one,' said Miss Packard. 'I'd better come up and talk to her. So sorry to leave you, Mrs. Beresford. You'll find magazines and papers in that room.'

  'Oh, I'll be quite all right,' said Tuppence.

  She went into the room that had been indicated to her. It was a pleasant room overlooking the garden with French windows that opened on it. There were easy chairs, bowls of flowers on the tables. One wall had a bookshelf containing a mixture of modern novels and travel books, and also what might be described as old favourites, which possibly many of the inmates might be glad to meet again. There were magazines on a table.

  At the moment there was only one occupant in the room. An old lady with white hair combed back off her face who was sitting in a chair, holding a glass of milk in her hand, and looking at it. She had a pretty pink and white face, and she smiled at Tuppence in a friendly manner.

  'Good morning,' she said. 'Are you coming to live here or are you visiting?'

  'I'm visiting,' said Tuppence. 'I have an aunt here. My husband's with her now. We thought perhaps two people at once was rather too much.'

  'That was very thoughtful of you,' said the old lady. She took a sip of milk appreciatively. 'I wonder-no, I think it's quite all right. Wouldn't you like something? Some tea or some coffee perhaps? Let me ring the bell. They're very obliging here.'

  'No thank you,' said Tuppence, 'really.'

  'Or a glass of milk perhaps. It's not poisoned today.'

  'No, no, not even that. We shan't be stopping very much longer.'

  'Well, if you're quite sure-but it wouldn't be any trouble, you know. Nobody ever thinks anything is any trouble here. Unless, I mean, you ask for something quite impossible.'

  'I daresay the aunt we're visiting sometimes asks for quite impossible things,' said Tuppence. 'She's a Miss Fanshawe,' she added.

  'Oh, Miss Fanshawe,' said the old lady. 'Oh yes.'

  Something seemed to be restraining her but Tuppence said cheerfully, 'She's rather a tartar, I should imagine. She always has been.'

  'Oh, yes indeed she is. I used to have an aunt myself, you know, who was very like that, especially as she grew older. But we're all quite fond of Miss Fanshawe. She can be very, very amusing if she likes. About people, you know.'

  'Yes, I daresay she could be,' said Tuppence. She reflected a moment or two, considering Aunt Ada in this new light.

  'Very acid,' said the old lady. 'My name is Lancaster, by the way, Mrs. Lancaster.'

  'My name's Beresford,' said Tuppence.

  'I'm afraid, you know, one does enjoy a bit of malice now and then. Her descriptions of some of the other guests here, and the things she says about them. Well, you know, one oughtn't, of course, to find it funny but one does.'

  'Have you been living here long?'

  'A good while now. Yes, let me see, seven years-eight years. Yes, yes it must be more than eight years.' She sighed. 'One loses touch with things. And people too. Any relations I have left live abroad.'

  'That must be rather sad.'

  'No, not really. I didn't care for them very much. Indeed, I didn't even know them well. I had a bad illness-a very bad illness-and I was alone in the world, so they thought it was better for me to live in a place like this. I think I'm very lucky to have come here. They are so kind and thoughtful. And the gardens are really beautiful. I know myself that I shouldn't like to be living on my own because I do get very confused sometimes, you know. Very confused.' She tapped her forehead.

  'I get confused here. I mix things up. I don't always remember properly the things that have happened.'

  'I'm sorry,' said Tuppence. 'I suppose one always has to have something, doesn't one?'

  'Some illnesses are very painful. We have two poor women living here with very bad rheumatoid arthritis. They suffer terribly. So I think perhaps it doesn't matter so much if one gets, well, just a little confused about what happened and where, and who it was, and all that sort of thing, you know. At any rate it's not painful physically.'

  'No. I think perhaps you're quite right,' said Tuppence.

  The door opened and a girl in a white overall came in with a little tray with a coffee pot on it and a plate with two biscuits, which she set down at Tuppence's side.

  'Miss Packard thought you might care for a cup of coffee,' she said.

  'Oh. Thank you,' said Tuppence.

  The girl went out again and Mrs. Lancaster said, 'There, you see. Very thoughtful, aren't they?'

  'Yes indeed.'

  Tuppence poured out her coffee and began to drink it. The two women sat in silence for some time. Tuppence offered the plate of biscuits but the old lady shook her head.

  'No thank you, dear. I just like my milk plain.'

  She put down the empty glass and leaned back in her chair, her eyes half closed. Tuppence thought that perhaps this was the moment in the morning when she took a little nap, so she remained silent. Suddenly however, Mrs. Lancaster seemed to jerk herself awake again. Her eyes opened, she looked at Tuppence and said, 'I see you're looking at the fireplace.'

  'Oh. Was I?' said Tuppence, slightly startled.

  'Yes. I wondered-' she leant forward and lowered her voice. 'Excuse me, was it your poor child?'

  Tuppence slightly taken aback, hesitated.

  'I-no, I don't think so,' she said.

  'I wondered. I thought perhaps you'd come for that reason. Someone ought to come some time. Perhaps they will. And looking at the fireplace, the way you did. That's where it is, you know. Behind the fireplace.'

  'Oh,' said Tuppence. 'Oh. Is it?'

  'Always the same time,' said Mrs. Lancaster, in a low voice. Always the same time of day. She looked up at the clock on the mantelpiece. Tuppence looked up also. 'Ten past eleven,' said the old lady. 'Ten past eleven. Yes, it's always the same time every morning.'

  She sighed. 'People didn't understand-I told them what I knew-but they wouldn't believe me!'

  Tuppence was relieved that at that moment the door opened and Tommy came in. Tuppence rose to her feet.

  'Here I
am. I'm ready.' She went towards the door turning her head to say, 'Goodbye, Mrs. Lancaster.'

  'How did you get on?' she asked Tommy, as they emerged into the hall.

  'After you left,' said Tommy, 'like a house on fire.'

  'I seem to have had a bad effect on her, don't I?' said Tuppence. 'Rather cheering, in a way.'

  'Why cheering?'

  'Well, at my age,' said Tuppence, 'and what with my neat and respectable and slightly boring appearance, it's nice to think that you might be taken for a depraved woman of fatal sexual charm.'

  'Idiot,' said Tommy, pinching her arm affectionately. 'Who were you hobnobbing with? She looked a very nice fluffy old lady.'

  'She was very nice,' said Tuppence. 'A dear old thing, I think. But unfortunately bats.'

  'Bats?'

  'Yes. Seemed to think there was a dead child behind the fireplace or something of the kind. She asked me if it was my poor child.'

  'Rather unnerving,' said Tommy. 'I suppose there must be some people who are slightly batty here, as well as normal elderly relatives with nothing but age to trouble them. Still, she looked nice.'

  'Oh, she was nice,' said Tuppence. 'Nice and very sweet, I think. I wonder what exactly her fancies are and why.'

  Miss Packard appeared again suddenly.

  'Goodbye, Mrs. Beresford. I hope they brought you some coffee?'

  'Oh yes, they did, thank you.'

  'Well, it's been very kind of you to come, I'm sure,' said Miss Packard. Turning to Tommy, she said, 'And I know Miss Fanshawe has enjoyed your visit very much. I'm sorry she was rude to your wife.'

  'I think that gave her a lot of pleasure too,' said Tuppence.

  'Yes, you're quite right. She does like being rude to people. She's unfortunately rather good at it.'

  'And so she practises the art as often as she can,' said Tommy.

  'You're very understanding, both of you,' said Miss Packard.

  'The old lady I was talking to,' said Tuppence. 'Mrs. Lancaster, I think she said her name was?'

  'Oh yes, Mrs. Lancaster. We're all very fond of her.'

  'She's-is she a little peculiar?'

  'Well, she has fancies,' said Miss Packard indulgently. 'We have several people here who have fancies. Quite harmless ones. But-well, there they are. Things that they believe have happened to them. Or to other people. We try not to take any notice, not to encourage them. Just play it down. I think really it's just an exercise in imagination, a sort of fantasy they like to live in. Something exciting or something sad and tragic. It doesn't matter which. But no persecution mania, thank goodness. That would never do.'