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    De Turkey and De Law

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    over his shoulder. The sun is dropping low and red thru the forest. He

      is looking back angrily and shouting back at the mob. A small missile

      is thrown after him. Jim drops his coat and guitar and grabs up a

      piece of brick and threatens to throw it.

      JIM

      (Running back the way he came and hurls the brick with all his might.)

      I'll kill some of youole box-ankled niggers--(grabs up another piece

      of brick) I'm out yo' ole town--now jus' some of you ole half-pint

      Baptists let yo' wooden God and Cornstalk Jesus fool you to hit me!

      (Threatens to throw. There are some frightened screams and the mob is

      heard running back.) I'm glad I'm out yo' ole town, anyhow. I ain't

      never comin' back no more, neither. You ole ugly-rump niggers done

      ruint de town anyhow.

      (There is complete silence off stage. Jim walks a few steps then sits

      down on the railroad embankment facing the audience. Jim pulls off one

      shoe and pours the sand out. He holds the shoe in his hand a moment

      and looks wistfully back down the railroad track.)

      JIM

      Lawd, folks sho is deceitful. (He puts on the shoe and looks back down

      the track again.) I never woulda thought people woulda acted lak dat.

      (Laces up the shoe) Specially Dave Carter, much as me an' him done

      proaged round together goin' in swimmin' and playin' ball an'

      serenadin' de girls an' de white folks.

      (He sits there gloomily silent for a while, then looks behind him and

      picks up his guitar and begins to pick a tune. It is very sad. He

      trails off into "You may leave an' go to Halimuhfack." When he

      finishes he looks back at the sun and picks up his coat also.)

      I never woulda thought people woulda acted lak dat. (laces up the

      shoe) Specially Dave Carter, much as me an' him done proaged round

      together, goin' in swimmin' and playin' ball an' serenadin' de girls

      an' de white folks. (He sits there gloomily silent for a while then

      looks behind him and picks up his guitar and beings to pick a tune. It

      is very sad. He trails off into "You may leave and go to Halimuhfack."

      When he finishes he looks back at the sun and picks up his coat also.)

      (He looks back again towards the village.) Reckon I better git on down

      de road an' git somewhere, Lawd knows where. (stops suddenly in his

      tracks and turns back towards the village and takes a step or two.)

      All dat mess and stink for nothin'. Dave knows good an' well I didn't

      mean to hurt him much. (He takes off his cap and scratches his head

      thoroughly, then turns again and starts on down the road towards left.

      Enter Daisy left walking briskly.)

      DAISY

      Hello, Jim.

      JIM

      Hello, Daisy.

      (Embarrassed silence)

      DAISY

      I was just coming over town to see how you come out.

      JIM

      You don't have to go way over there to find dat out--you and Dave done

      got me run outa town for nothin'.

      DAISY

      (Putting her hand on his arm) Dey didn't run you outa town, did dey?

      JIM

      (Shaking her hand off) Whut you reckon I'm countin' Mr. Railroad's

      ties for--just to find out how many ties between here and Orlando?

      DAISY

      (Hand on his arm again) Dey _cain't_ run you off like dat!

      JIM

      Take yo' hands off me, Daisy! How come they can't run me off wid you

      and Dave an'--_everybody_ gainst me?

      DAISY

      I ain't opened my moff 'gainst you, Jim. I ain't said one word--I

      wasn't even at de old trial. My madame wouldn't let me git off. I wuz

      just comin' to see 'bout you now.

      JIM

      Aw, go 'head on. You figgered I was gone too long to talk about. You

      was haulin' it over to town to see Dave--dat's whut was doin'--after

      gittin _me_ all messed up.

      DAISY

      (Making as if to cry) I wasn't studying 'bout no Dave.

      JIM

      (Hopefully) Aw, don't tell me. (Sings) Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,

      show me a woman that a man can trust.

      (Daisy is crying now.)

      JIM

      Whut you crying for? You know you love Dave. I'm yo' monkey-man. He

      always could do more wid you that I could.

      DAISY

      Naw, you ain't no monkey-man neither. I don't want you to leave town.

      I didn't want y'all to be fightin' over me, nohow.

      JIM

      Aw, rock on down de road wid dat stuff. A two-timing cloaker like you

      don't keer whut come off. Me and Dave been good friends ever since we

      was born till you had to go flouncing yourself around.

      DAISY

      What did I do? All I did was to come over town to see you and git a

      mouf-ful of gum. Next thing I now y'all is fighting and carrying on.

      JIM

      (stands silent for a while) Did you come over there Sat'day to see me

      sho nuff, sugar babe?

      DAISY

      Everybody could see dat but you.

      JIM

      Just like I told you, Daisy. I'll say it before yo' face and behind

      yo' back. I could kiss you every day--just as regular as pig-bracks.

      DAISY

      And I tole you I could stand it too--justa s regular as you could.

      JIM

      (Catching her by the arm and pulling her down with him onto the rail)

      Set, down here, Daisy. Less talk some chat. You want me sho

      nuff--honest to God?

      DAISY

      (coyly) 'Member whut I told you out on de lake last summer?

      JIM

      Sho nuff, Daisy?

      (Daisy nods smilingly.)

      JIM

      (Sadly) But I got to go 'way. Whut we gointer to 'bout dat?

      DAISY

      Where you goin', Jim?

      JIM

      (Looking sadly down the track) God knows.

      (Off stage from the same direction from which Jim entered comes the

      sound of whistling and tramping of feet on the ties.)

      JIM

      (Brightening) Dat's Dave! (Frowning suspiciously) Wonder whut he doin'

      walking dis track? (Looks accusingly at Daisy) I bet he's goin' to yo'

      work-place.

      DAISY

      Whut for?

      JIM

      He ain't goin' to see de madame--must be goin' to see you. (He starts

      to rise petulantly as Dave comes upon the scene. Daisy rises also.)

      DAVE

      (Looks accusingly from one to the other) Whut y'all jumpin' up

      for? I....

      JIM

      Whut you got to do wid us business? Tain't none of yo' business if we

      stand up, set down or fly like a skeeter hawk.

      DAVE

      Who said I keered? Dis railroad belongs to de _man_--I kin walk it

      good as you, can't I?

      JIM

      (Laughing exultantly) Oh yeah, Mr. Do-Dirty! You figgered you had done

      run me on off so you could git Daisy all by yo'self. You was headin'

      right for her work-place.

      DAVE

      I wasn't no such a thing.

      JIM

      You was. Didn't I lear you coming down de track all whistling and

      everything?

      DAVE

      Youse a big old Georgy-something-ain't-so! I done got my belly full of

      Daisy Sat'day night. She can't snore in my ear no more.

      DAISY

      (Indignantly) Whut you come here low-rating me for, Dave
    Carter? I

      ain't done nothin' to you but treat you white. Who come rubbed yo' ole

      head for you yestiddy if it wasn't me?

      DAVE

      Yeah, you rubbed my head all right, and I lakted dat. But everybody

      say you done toted a pan to Joe Clark's barn for Jim before I seen

      you.

      DAISY

      Think I was going to let Jim there thout nothing fitten for a dog to

      eat?

      DAVE

      That's all right, Daisy. If you want to pay Jim for r knockin' me in

      de head, all right. But I'm a man in a class--in a class to myself and

      nobody knows my name.

      JIM

      (Snatching Daisy around to face him) Was you over to Dave's house

      yestiddy rubbing his ole head and cloaking wid him to run me outa

      town--and me locked up in dat barn wid de cows and mules?

      DAISY

      (Sobbing) All both of y'all hollerin' at me an' fussin' me just

      cause I tries to be nice--and neither one of y'all don't keer

      nothin' bout me.

      (Both boys glare at each other over Daisy's head and both try to hug

      her at the same time. She violently wrenches herself away from both

      and makes as if to move on.)

      Leave me go! Take yo' rusty pams offen me. I'm going on back to my

      work-place. I just got off to see bout y'all and look how y'all

      treat me.

      JIM

      Wait a minute, Daisy. I love you like God loves Gabriel--and dat's His

      best angel.

      DAVE

      Daisy, I love you harder than detthunder can bump a stump--if I

      don't--God's a gopher.

      DAISY

      (Brightening) Dat's de first time you ever said so.

      DAVE and JIM

      Who?

      JIM

      Whut you hollering "who" for? Yo' foot don't fit no limb.

      DAVE

      Speak when you spoken to--come when you called, next fall you'll be my

      coon houn' dog.

      JIM

      Table dat discussion. (Turning to Daisy) You ain't never give me no

      chance to talk wid you right.

      DAVE

      You made _me_ feel like you was trying to put de Ned book on me all de

      time. Do you love me sho nuff, Daisy?

      DAISY

      (Blooming again into coquetry) Aw, y'all better stop dat. You know you

      don't mean it.

      DAVE

      Who don't mean it? Lemme tell you something, mama, if you was mine I

      wouldn't have you counting no ties wid yo' pretty lil toes. Know whut

      I'd do?

      DAISY

      (Coyly) Naw, whut would you do?

      DAVE

      I'd buy a whole passenger train and hire some mens to run it for you.

      DAISY

      (Happily) Oo-ooh, Dave.

      JIM

      (to Dave)

      De wind may blow, de door may slam

      Dat whut you shootin' ain't worth a dam.

      (to Daisy) I'd buy you a great big ole ship--and then baby, I'd buy

      you a ocean to[Note: corrected missing space] sail yo' ship on.

      DAISY

      (Happily) Oo-ooh, Jim.

      DAVE

      (to Jim)

      A long train, a short caboose

      Dat lie whut you shootin', ain't no use.

      (to Daisy) Miss Daisy, know what I'd do for you?

      DAISY

      Naw, whut?

      DAVE

      I'd like uh job cleanin out de Atlantic Ocean jus for you.

      DAISY

      Don't fool me now, papa.

      DAVE

      I couldn't fool _you_, Daisy, cause anything I say bout lovin' you, I

      don't keer how big it is, it wouldn't be half de truth. Y

      DAVE

      I'd come down de river riding a mud cat and leading a minnow.

      DAISY

      Lawd, Dave, you sho is propaganda.

      JIM

      (Peevishly) Naw he ain't--he's just lying--he's a noble liar. Know

      whut I'd do if you was mine?

      DAISY

      Naw, Jim.

      JIM

      I'd make a panther wash yo' dishes and a 'gator chop yo' wood for you.

      DAVE

      Daisy, how come you [Note: corrected missing space] let Jim lie lak

      dat? He's as big a liar as he is a [Note: corrected missing space]

      man. But sho nuff now, laying all sides to jokes, Jim, there don't

      even know how to answer you. If you don't b'lieve it, ast him

      something.

      DAISY

      (to Jim) You like me much, Jim?

      JIM

      (Enthusiastically) Yeah, Daisy, I sho do.

      DAVE

      (Triumphant) See dat! I tole you he didn't know how to answer nobocy

      like you. If he was talking to some of them ol' funny looking gals

      over town he'd be answering 'em just right. But he got to learn how to

      answer _you_. Now you ast _me_ something and see how I answer you.

      DAISY

      Do you like me, Dave?

      DAVE

      (Very properly in a falsetto voice) Yes ma'am! Dat's de way to answer

      swell folks like you. Furthermore, less we prove which one [Note:

      corrected missing space] of us love you de best right now. (To Jim)

      Jim, how much time owuld you do on de chain-gang for dis 'oman?

      JIM

      Twenty years and like it.

      DAVE

      See dat, Daisy? Dat nigger ain't willing to do no time for you. I'd

      _beg_ de judge to gimme life. (Both Jim and Dave laugh)

      DAISY

      Y'all doin' all dis bookooing out here on de railroad track but I bet

      y'all crazy 'bout Bootsie and Teets and a whole heap of others.

      JIM

      Cross my feet and hope to die! I'd ruther see all de other wimmenfolks

      in de world dead than for[Note: corrected missing space] you to have de

      tooth-ache.

      DAVE

      If I was dead any any other woman come near my coffin de undertaker

      would have to do his job all over--cause I'd git right up and walk

      off. Furthermore, Miss Daisy, ma'am, also m'am, which would _you_

      ruther be a lark a flying or a dove a settin'--ma'am also ma'am?

      DAISY

      'Course I'd ruther be a dove.

      JIM

      Miss Daisy, ma'am, also ma'am--if you marry dis nigger over my head,

      I'm going to git me a green hickory club and season it over yo' head.

      DAVE

      Don't you be skeered, baby--papa kin take keer a _you_. (to Jim)

      Counting from de finger (suiting the action to the word) back to the

      thumb--start anything I got you some.

      JIM

      Aw, I don't want no more fight wid you, Dave.

      DAVE

      Who said anything about fighting? We just provin' who love Daisy de

      best. (to Daisy) Now, which one of us you think love you de best?

      DAISY

      Deed I don't know, Dave.

      DAVE

      Baby, I'd walk de water for you--and tote a mountain on my head while

      I'm walkin'.

      JIM

      Know whut I'd do, honey babe? If you was a thousand miles from home

      and you didn't have no ready-made money and you had to walk all de

      way, walkin' till yo' feet start to rolling, just like a wheel, and I

      was riding way up in de sky, I'd step backwards offa dat airyplane

      just to walk home wid you.

      DAISY

      (Falling on Jim's neck) Jim, when you talk to me like dat I just can't

      stand it. Less us git married right now.

      JIM

      Now you talkin' like a blue-ba
    ck speller. Less go!

      DAVE

      (Sadly) You gointer leave me lak dis, Daisy?

      DAISY

      (Sadly) I likes you, too, Dave, I sho do. But I can't marry both of

      y'all at de same time.

      JIM

      Aw, come on, Daisy--sun's gettin' low. (He starts off pulling Daisy.)

      DAVE

      Whut's I'm gointer do? (Walking after them)

      JIM

      Gwan back and hunt turkeys--you make out you so touchous nobody can't

      tell you yo' eye is black thout you got to run git de law.

      DAVE

      (Almost tearfully) Aw Jim, shucks! Where y'all going?

      (Daisy comes to an abrupt halt and stops Jim)

      DAISY

      That's right, Honey. Where _is_ we goin' sho nuff?

      JIM (Sadly)

      Deed I don't know, baby. They just sentenced [Note: corrected missing

      space] me to go--they didn't say where and I don't know.

      DAISY

      How we goin' know how to go when [Note: corrected missing space] we

      don't know where we goin'?

      (Jim looks at Dave as if he expects some help but Dave stands sadly

      silent. Jim takes a few steps forward as if to go on. Daisy makes a

      step or two, unwillingly, then looks behind her and stops. Dave looks

      as if he will follow them.)

      DAISY

      Jim! (He stops and turns) Wait a minute! Whut we gointer do when we

      git there?

      JIM

      Where?

      DAISY

      Where we goin'?

      JIM

      I done tole you I don't know where it is.

      DAISY

      But how we gointer git something to eat and a place to stay?

      JIM

      Play my box for de white folks and dance just like I been doing.

      DAISY

      You can't take keer of me on dat, not where we hafta pay rent.

      JIM

      (Looks appealingly at Dave, then away quickly) Well, I can't help

      _dat_, can I?

      DAISY

      (Brightly) I tell you whut, Jim! Less us don't go nowhere. They

      sentenced you to leave Eatonville and youse almost a mile from de city

      limits already. Youse in Maitland now. Supposin' you come live on de

      white folks' place wid me after we git married. Eatonville ain't got

      nothin' to do wid you livin' in Maitland.

      JIM

      Dat's a good idea, Daisy.

      DAISY

      (Jumping into his arms) And lissen, honey, you don't have to be

      beholden to nobody. You can throw dat ole box away if you want to. I

      know where you can get a _swell_ job.

      JIM

      (Sheepishly) Doin' whut? (Looks lovingly at his guitar)

      DAISY

      (Almost dancing) Yard man. All you have to do is wash windows, and

      sweep de sidewalk, and scrub off de steps and porch and hoe up de

      weeds and rake up de leaves and dig a few holes now and then with a

      spade--to plant some trees and things like that. It's a good steady

      job.

      JIM

      (After a long deliberation) You see, Daisy, de mayor and corporation

      told me to go on off and I oughter go.

      DAISY

      Well, I'm not going tippin' down no railroad track like a Maltese cat.

      I wasn't brought up knockin' round from here to yonder.

      JIM

      Well, I wasn't brought up wid no spade in my hand--and ain't going to

      start it now.

      DAISY

      But sweetheart, we got to live, ain't we? We got to git hold of money

      before we kin do anything. I don't mean to stay in de white folks'

      kitchen all my days.

      JIM

      Yeah, all dat's true, but you couldn't buy a flea a waltzing jacket

      wid de money _I'm_ going to make wid a hoe and spade.

      DAISY

      (Getting tearful) You don't want me. You don't love me.

      JIM

      Yes, I do, darling, I love you. Youse de one letting a spade come

      between us. (He caresses her.) I loves you and you only. You don't see

      _me_ dragging a whole gang of farming tools into us business, do you?

      DAISY

      (stiffly) Well, I ain't going to marry no man that ain't going to work

      and take care of me.

      JIM

      I don't mind working if de job ain't too heavy for me. I ain't going

      to bother wid nothin' in my hands heavier than dis box--and I totes it

      round my neck 'most of de time. I kin go out and hunt you some game

      when times gits tight.

      DAISY

      Don't strain yo'self huntin' nothin' for me. I ain't goin' to eat

      nobody's settin' hen. (She turns to DAVE finally.)

      JIM

      Whut ole sittin hen? Ain't you and Lum done et up de turkey

      I--I--bought?

     


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