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    Every Tongue Got to Confess

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      * Hurston’s list of 122 sources originally appeared at the front of her manuscript. Joe L. Wiley is not included on this list but is credited with many tales published here (and elsewhere) by Hurston.

      Appendix 3

      Stories Kossula Told Me*

      Free men ain’t got [illegible]

      Four men who betrayed dey friend

      The Monkey and the Camel

      The Lion and the Rabbit

      The Orphan Boy and Girl and the Witches

      The Six Fools

      The Man, the Woman and the Ready-to-Tame

      The Devil and the Rabbit

      Why the Bear Has No Tail Long Poem

      Have you heard about the wreck?

      I seen a man so black

      I seen a man so ugly

      I seen a man so ugly he didn’t die

      I saw a man so ugly till at night

      I seen a railroad so crooked

      I saw a country so hilly

      I saw a country so hilly till they shoot the corn

      I saw a man shoot another with a gun

      I saw a man so ugly

      Once there was a rabbit and uh bear

      A man and his wife had a colt

      A man had a wife and she was so small

      A man went hunting

      The First Man

      In slavery time there was a man by the name of Tom

      There wuz a man in slavery time always meddling

      Once there was an old man, woman and boy

      Once there was a man and the preacher came to his house

      Man who stole hogs

      The mule had sprouted little jackasses

      Man who didn’t know what corn was

      “Son step on the zillerator!”

      Saving for Mr. Hard Time

      Old man, wife and hogs

      Burning creek and trout

      Man who bradded mosquito bills

      I seen a man so ugly

      ′ ′ ′

      I seen a horse so poor

      I seen a horse so poor

      I seen a mule so poor

      I saw a horse so poor

      Once I was an engineer on train

      Rockefeller and Ford was woofing

      There was a man so stingy

      I knowed a man and he was formen and he was so stingy

      Man so smart he had the 7 year itch

      Once there was a man had a daughter

      Sellin’ roasting ears in heaven

      Barrel swell up and burst wid rain

      Once there wuz a boiler across de river

      De Lawd is Comin’ By

      Mississippi River and de punkin tree

      On hobo trip in Texas

      Hard Wind

      Juice of watermelon caused de rain flood

      Moon toting a light for de sun

      Fish came swimming up the road

      Once I wuz out batching

      De little black gnat

      Paul and de ½ pint shinny

      Ole colored man and de gold watch

      Ant Dinah on de Coolin Board

      De man who heard Gabriel and cussed

      De men who beat dere shadders

      Catfish who drowned in sweat

      John, Bill, and de ole Master

      Snail crossing the road

      Story of de Jonah

      How Disa Abraham, Fadda de Faithful

      “Got 1000 tongues”

      Rev. Full Bosom and the mourners

      It taken 9 partridges to holler Bob White

      2 revival preachers and “the doleful sound”

      Man who wanted to catchup with his wife

      Little boy who raised hell in basket

      “I am snake bit”

      The butt head cow’s horns

      I have seen it so cold

      “I tole you to notice hogs—”

      “Your breath smells mighty dam bad”

      In Miss. a black horse run away with white lady

      Steam from locomotive wuz milkin’ cows”—

      Train in N. Orleans

      Ala. River running so fast

      “I done set de world on fire” (fox)

      Five men want six orders

      Car, mosquito, and flea

      “Can’t you tell a white man from a Negro”

      “Shoot the gas to her son, I got the steering gear”

      Ole Master and John and God dam

      Colored man and billy goat

      John and Ole Massa and lightnin

      The boy and the cow

      3 girls, judge, and rabbit

      The meanest man

      Fishing on Sunday

      Why Negroes are black

      “God ain’t worth a dam when a bear”—

      Man who stole oil from heaven’s lamps

      Preacher and de lamp eel

      Why Americans are not in war

      Hen who gave rooster the blues

      “Oh hell, I’ll steal Thou”

      Dady so small, bedbug pitcher

      “Baa, ba”

      Why all lady people got devil in them

      “Boots or no boots”

      Once there was a man so lazy

      Took 1 match sit the river on fire

      “I wanted you to work on my wife’s teeth”

      Lady and bad polly

      The Tall Man

      When he want it to rain

      “God grant it”—“God dam it”

      De witch who stole boy’s money

      John and Massa and whut’s under de wash pot

      John, Massa and swimming bluff

      Rabbit, elephant, fox frolic

      “Stay on board lil childen”

      The Shortest Man

      The Biggest Cabbage

      The Hanted House

      An dey all got different daddies

      Ole Massa and nigger deer-hunting

      Niggers is so skeered uh white folks

      Uncle and heavenly blackboard

      The seed-tick

      Why Negroes Have Nothing

      Mosquito bills

      Tin suits tuh keep de skeeters off

      De White Man’s Prayer

      What is the biggest chickens you ever saw

      Uh sweet potato so big

      “If Thou be God…Youse cholkin me tuh death”

      Boll Weevil

      5 gallon demijohn—uh goody, goody, goody

      The little boy and his grandma

      Why de Gator Got No Tongue

      Why de Gator is Black

      Two men out huntin de little dog an de rabbit

      Man and girl and picked chickens

      Ole massa and nigger visitin’ girl

      Tarrypin an’ fox run race for girl

      The Boy from Hell

      Why God Made Adam Last

      Ole Massa and John an’ de bear

      Goat an’ tobacco truck

      If dat my child, where…gold teeth

      Man went huntin’ wid one uh dese muzzle-loaders

      Cat an’ de liver an’ de gizzard

      “I lends an’ borries, too”

      De Reason de Woodpecker Got Uh Red Head

      De sworn hunter buddies an’ de deer liver

      “Yuh got tuh gum it lak hell”

      De men dat melted in Miami

      De devil don’t do everything they say

      De Hongry Bear

      De Preacher an de Sheep’s Tails

      De bullet from de 44–40 an’ de echo

      Skeeter an’ de Hominy Pot

      De tallest man

      “Stick uh needle up in de ground”—

      There wuz uh man so ugly

      [not legible in the original manuscript]

      De Flyin’ Negro

      Why a parrot drops dead

      Big Talk

      The man who forgot God’s name

      “If you take up time…you won’t be nothin.”

      I’d go some here and keep books for somebody

      4 niggers and de blacksmith shop

      “Papa’s head so lousy”

      3 bluebirds

      Why they use raw hide on mules


      Monkey and dog

      [not legible in the original manuscript]

      “Raccoon”

      Jesus Christ and de $98

      “Don’t send dat boy Jesus”

      [not legible in the original manuscript]

      Free slave and de panter

      So dey had de picnic and not de wimming match

      The Bull and God

      Everytime ma cook eggs, pa cuts de Damn fool

      “You kin have it I don’t need it”

      “Hold ’im Ned”

      “6 months for yo’ skillet”

      “Squealin’ Jenny”

      2 boys and de biggest lie

      Cryin’ for stale biscuit

      Two mens and de bear

      Why we Squinch (Screech) Owls

      Ole Marster, corn field, and bear

      John an’ Massa’s ridin’ horse

      Brer Rabbit and Brer Dog and Convention

      ′ ′ ′ ′ ′

      Ole woman (Scat you rascal!)

      Monkey: My people, my people”

      “Tongue brought me here”—

      From Pine to Pine

      De brothers an’ de persimmons

      “Long as dere’s limb, dere’s ropes”

      It wuz so hot once a cake of ice…”

      It wuz de moon changin’

      De Gopher in Court

      When de weather gits hot de gopher—

      Poor Land

      Rich Land

      De peas grunting trying to git out de ground—

      A Hunter

      A lady so cross-eyed

      A woman so black

      He’d shoot and den put up a target—

      De honey sweetened de river

      “Found dead in de woods—bit by a r. Snake”

      Hog in de Cradle

      I seen a man so black

      I seen a man so tough

      How come de gator hate de dog

      Cat and dog race

      Why we have Thanksgiving

      The long horse and pig that died from old age

      Lady with donkey, cat, rooster

      Grandmother with large family

      Beans and the Girl

      [not legible in the original manuscript]

      Cheap groceries in hell

      Girl and mother and man who stole food

      Little country boy and blessing

      Why the ole man liked the camel best

      Ole man and snake: “Oh, it is so hot”

      Blind man, naked man, armless man on rock

      Red bug had lost his eye and wrecked train

      Lazy boy, smart boy, and bear

      He saw sadness and joy

      I’ve seen the wind blow so hard

      Why we have kings and queens

      Man and devil’s daughter

      Hairy man, little boy and little girl

      Runaway slave and snake

      Poor varmints don’t rest on Monday

      Devil, lil girl, lil boy, and her mother

      Alligator and rabbit’s squabble

      Mosquito and monkey wrench

      Lazy husband and woman and cake

      Bear, woman and her baby

      Woman and daughter and Devil

      I seen it rain so hard

      “My belly ake,” etc.

      Two preacher brothers

      I seed de coachwhip behind de race runner, etc.

      2 blocks of ice gatherin’ li’dard knots—

      “I don’t lak dat red-eyed ’gator”

      Why the Donkey has long ears

      “Lordy, make my bottom wider”

      Baptist and Methodist deacons in sinking boat

      Methodist and Baptist preacher

      Good Time Willie

      Long, long boy

      3 dogs, Thunder, Lightning, and Jack

      Wolf at rabbit’s funeral.

      Difference in de climate—cucumber 4 ft. long

      Fine Foot, Big Head, Big Gut, and apple tree

      Sweet Papa Black

      Wedding night

      I’m the biggest liar you ever met

      Buzzard and Hawk

      “Job ain’t never had a pair of britches”—

      Preacher and woman making date

      Brer Rabbit and Brer Frog

      Johnny and the 7-headed lady

      Brer Rabbit and de pea patch

      Cleanest white woman in U.S.A.

      Massa and Jack and fortune telling (variant)

      Isaac and Daphne and grocery order for Lord

      Dat dog dat eat out dat pan up in Canada

      Negro, devil, bet of $1,000

      De longest bullet and de deer

      3 sons: naked, blind, armless

      Muskeeter and railroad track

      Massa Martin and Ike and watermelon patch

      Stingy man in heaven

      White man and nigger shooting crap in heaven

      Christopher spreading his mess

      [not legible in the original manuscript]

      Nigger and son and 200 lashes

      ’Tater house

      Bale of hay and a jack

      “You mustn’t say hide you must say skin”

      Ole John and Massa’s hogs

      John in the Smoke-House

      Jack and Massa’s wife

      Jack and de devil

      John and de Horse

      Ole Massa and John and groceries in sycamore tree

      Bear in de cane-patch

      Sheep in de cradle

      Man with three coughs

      2 Boys, a Sweet Potato and God

      Sam

      Ole Massa’s Gun

      Sambo

      “Didn’t dat nigger fly”

      The Running Death

      Too many folks is preachin’ dese days

      Why women folks always poke in de fire

      The Blacksmith

      The Carpenter

      My father made a boiler so big

      I seen uh man so stingy

      “He ain’t worth uh damn in uh bear fight”

      Spell: (clucking tongue & teeth sound used to urge mules)

      Brother wuz de head fireman

      Nigger and Pres. Harding at Heaven

      “God, don’t stand no jokin’ dese days”

      Dis punkin wuz raised offa mosquito dust

      Buzzard in Charleston

      Tell Aunt Jane to tell Uncle Tom to tell de cow

      I seed uh man running so fast

      I seen a man so stingy

      I seen a man so stingy

      I know a man who wouldn’t walk—

      I know a man so stingy

      I know a man so big

      Man and 7 sons and daughter and eagle

      Mosquito and engineer

      De poorest horse

      Hosses: Three Color and Changeable

      I seen a man so low

      De train ran so fass

      I’m uh walkin on de water, oh be baptized

      Cruel Wife

      I seen it so cold

      Have you ever called a train

      De workinest pill

      The poorest ground I ever did see

      De darkest night

      Run so hard we lost our feets in de mud wash

      Jordan Car

      Whammer G. Martin’s dogs, sparro, bon bon Pree

      I seen ground so rich

      Once it wuz so cold

      “Chris’mus gift”

      Father, John, Frank, and $5,000

      Who had de right to meet de girl?

      “A gander can pick it just close as a goose”

      What is the hardest wind you ever seen

      Best trained mule

      Man so dangerous

      Lady, husband, and hoodoo

      “Clunk…think I’m goin’ pay you”

      Massa and John and ketchin’ de devil

      “Dat’s too d. much pepper”

      De crane, eel

      Lil cussin’ boy and de coffin

      Let the Holy Ghost ride—walk

      Cross-eyed gnat

      “Done make me open my mouf wide”

      One day the wind
    blowed so hard

      Another time it blowed so hard

      Another time it blowed so hard

      A punkin so big

      School boy and “Mo” on ’lasses

      De biggest apple

      Platform under de calf

      Gun shoot so far

      Fastest colt

      Why there ain’t no women in the army

      De brother in black is lak de monkey

      Why geese holler “Ketch him”

      Red bug, rail, trash in tick’s eyes

      John and de Devil and de Girl

      Why possum ain’t got no hair on his tail

      Rabbit and Fox and same girl

      Ole man, ole woman, and bear in loft

      I know man so hungry

      Down in Ga. ain’t no brooms

      Man with gold penis

      Jack and Mary and father in tree

      Preacher and boys and dirty under hat

      Brother Rabbit and Brother Fox and piece of ham

      “The fun is all over now”

      I was a flying fool

      Lil boy travelling, old man and woman and lil girl and Peas

      Want to be buried in rubber coffin

      I saw a man so ugly

      Man falling on white woman

      Country man and oxen

      Man who fished alligator and took him home

      My brother was so swift

      Sugar cane so large

      Bow-legged biscuits (I saw a man so hongry)

      De biggest cabbage

      Huntin’ rabbit (fast bullet)

      Man and hardheaded son ghost

      Man, son, 2 dogs on coon hunt

      Newlyweds and corn and rooster

      Grandmother, lil boy on train

      Old man and woman and girl and pillow

      How cold have you known it

      3 boys going with same girl and dynamite

      Lil boy and preacher and bear

      Sawing down the big tree

      “What angel need with ladder?”

      Preacher had his congregation

      “Naw, I ain’t whistlin’—I’m pizen—”

      Woman describing the fiddle

      Woman and ginny-blue calico dress

      Devil, man and gun

      Why wimmen ain’t had no whiskers

      Why woman’s vagina was moved

      “Whut did he die wid Elder,”—

      White man, son and nigger

      How the gopher was created

      Why churches are split today

      Uh hard wind

      Two hoboes and pigeons

      Hawg Under de House

      Uncle Ike in de Judgement

      Uncle Jeff and the Church

      Pig in de Poke

      Gabriel’s trumpet

      The Monticello Legend

      Moufy Emma

      De Animal Congress

      Every Friday…mocking birds

      De Rabbit Wants Uh Tail

      Why de buzzard has no home

      Dirt dauber and bee

      Massa and Jack and rooster

      Prayin’ woman an de banjo man

      God an de devil in de cemetery

      Scissors

      Why de nigger been working hard

      The devil and the daughter

     


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