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    YOLO Juliet

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      Romeo and Juliet are in a relationship.

      For eternity.

      140 likes

      REPLY

      Capulet: Cheers!

      Lady Capulet: Oh, honey! So happy for you. I hope you wore white. Love, Mom.

      Montague: I ordered a gift from the registry. Should be there in a week.

      Benvolio: Congrats! You guys were always my favorite couple.

      Nurse: Aw, yeah! Get it, you two. #instalove

      The 411 for Those Not in the Know

      411: Information

      ASAP: As Soon As Possible

      BB: Bye-Bye

      BFF: Best Friend Forever

      BRB: Be Right Back

      BTW: By The Way

      FML: F*ck My Life

      FOMO: Fear Of Missing Out

      G2G: Got To Go

      GL2U: Good Luck To You

      GTFO: Get The F*ck Out

      IDGAF: I Don’t Give A F*ck

      IDK: I Don’t Know

      IDEK: I Don’t Even Know

      IMHO: In My Humble Opinion

      IRL: In Real Life

      L8R: Later

      NBD: No Big Deal

      NP: No Problem

      OMG: Oh My God

      OMFG: Oh My F*cking God

      SMH: Shaking My Head

      STFU: Shut The F*ck Up

      TBH: To Be Honest

      TL;DR: Too Long; Didn’t Read

      TT4N: Ta Ta For Now

      TTYL: Talk To You Later

      TTYS: Talk To You Soon

      TY: Thank You

      WTF: What The F*ck

      YOLO: You Only Live Once

      Some Emotions You Might Find in This Book

      Angry

      Anguished

      Confused

      Dead/Dying

      Devious

      Disappointed

      Embarrassed

      Extremely angry (fuming)

      Extremely sad (crying)

      Flirty

      Friendly (wink, wink)

      Frustrated

      Goofy

      Happy

      Indifferent

      Love

      Sad

      Shocked

      Shocked and screaming

      Sick

      Silly

      Sleepy

      Unamused

      Worried

      Zipped mouth

      BRETT WRIGHT has a BFA in creative writing and works full-time as a children’s book editor in New York City. In college, he studied Shakespearean tragedy, which was sadly lacking in emoticons. His greatest love affair has been with pizza.

      @brettwright

      WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE was born in Stratford-upon-Avon in 1564. He was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world’s preeminent dramatist. His plays have been translated into every major language and are performed more often than those of any other playwright.

      Laertes

      And listen…there’s something else I want 2 talk 2 u about.

      Ophelia

      your excessive use of 2s???

      Laertes

      Ha. Ha. Ha.

      Ophelia

      i’m listening…

      Laertes

      I know u have been hanging out w/ Hamlet a lot lately. I just want 2 make sure you’re not getting . Sure he might say he u now. But he’s the prince. His #1 priority is & always will b . Please just don’t get .

      Ophelia

      i know, i know. you have nothing to worry about.

      Laertes

      So you’ll b careful?

      Ophelia

      i have your words in my and you alone have the . but it goes both ways. you better stay out of trouble in !

      Laertes

      Polonius

      Son, b4 u go, I made this for u.

      Advice 4 Laertes on His Trip 2 :

      1. B careful what u say.

      2. b4 u act.

      3. B friendly, but not 2 friendly.

      4. Hold on 2 good friends , but don’t waste ur on every new person that comes into ur life.

      5. Stay out of fights. But if u find urself in 1 anyway, kick some ***.

      6. Listen 2 every1, but don’t waste & energy on ppl who don’t deserve it.

      7. what other ppl do, but don’t them.

      8. Dress nicely, but don’t go overboard. (u know how ppl are.)

      9. Don’t borrow or lend 2 friends or u might lose both. And/or u might start 2 resent them. And/or they might start 2 resent u!

      10. Above all: b true 2 urself. If u are completely urself, then u b fake 2 any1!!

      Laertes

      Thx, Dad. I’ll let u know when I get there.

      Polonius

      Good luck!

      Group text: Laertes, Ophelia, Polonius

      Laertes

      About 2 board. Bye, guys. Ophelia, remember wut I said!!

      Ophelia

      xoxo

      Polonius

      U can tell me what that was about when I get .

      Ophelia

      sigh. if you must know, it was about hamlet.

      Polonius

      I knew it. U 2 have been spending a lot of 2gether. What’s going on? & don’t u dare lie 2 me!

      Ophelia

      dad, it’s just…

      he me.

      Polonius

      He probably CANOODLING w/ u!

      Ophelia

      ew. dad. please don’t ever say something like that again.

      Polonius

      Don’t b naïve. He’s the prince! Do I need 2 make U a of advice like ur brother?! That’s it. U r forbidden 2 speak 2 Hamlet ever again.

      Ophelia

      dad, stop. you’re overreacting. he’s serious about me. soon??

      Polonius

      You rly don’t have a choice. This ends NOW, Ophelia.

      Ophelia

      fine. but he’s not gonna like it.

      Ophelia has updated her relationship status from “In a relationship” to “It’s complicated.”

     

     

     



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