“Broooooooo.” Slater groaned. “I know sex is new to you, but they have rules about that sort of thing in public.”
Jillian laughed and pulled away. “He’s right, even though I wish I could strip—”
“Yeah, I’m just gonna go hang out with my girlfriend now. And tell her all the dirty things I’m going to do to that tight—”
“Finish that sentence and find out what happens,” Finn growled.
“Hey, it worked. The mist of lust is out of your eyes. Welcome back, brother, welcome back. All right, so drinks are on Finn!”
I laughed and rolled my eyes as my friends all ordered shots.
And because we were celebrating.
We stayed out a bit too late.
So, I found myself at Jillian’s apartment again.
And nearly died on the spot when I unzipped her dress and found a bare ass and no SPANX.
“You listened.” I dropped her dress to her feet.
She turned in my arms, curves and all, and said, “Well, my boyfriend told me I didn’t need them and to set my ass free.”
“He approves.”
“So does my ass.”
I kissed her hungrily.
We were sloppy.
We were also slightly drunk.
So, amidst the clamoring of teeth, scratching, and biting, I was able to get the job done.
And just in time for Princess to run into the room barking, while Jillian closed her eyes and mumbled, “Not it.”
I stared down at her sleeping form and whispered, “I’m going to marry you someday.”
And knew that it was a promise I was going to keep.
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CO-ED
My roommate calls them the Pleasure Ponies.
But the rest of the college campus?
They just call them the new face of Wingmen Inc. A paid for relationship service that makes big promises.
Breakup? They'll glue you back together again.
Depressed? They have the magic pill.
Lonely? Just spend a few minutes while they rub you down and you'll forget all about it.
And broken hearts? Well, that's their specialty. They'll fix you.
For a price…
I swore I wouldn't get involved.
But one holds my attention above the rest.
Knox Tate looks like a Viking — and getting pillaged is starting to look more appealing by the day. Though he's hiding something — all of them are. And the closer I get. The more I realize that some things are left better in the past.
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SEDUCING MRS. ROBINSON
We've all been there, some more than others, you know what I'm talking about, where you have the hots for the new business teacher.
She looks at me like I'm trouble, and I'm only happy to deliver on that promise. I'm going to show her how a real man treats a woman and use every weapon in my Pleasure Pony arsenal to do it.
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AVOIDING TEMPTATION
Not only did I earn the attention of the worst sort of girl for me — my best friend's only sibling — but now she's out to seduce me.
Me! One of the most famous Pleasure Ponies of them all!
I want her, but I don't want her to know I want her, and I definitely don't want to die before graduation, which is looking more and more likely considering we can't keep our hands off each other.
Something's gotta give, and I have an inkling I should probably start writing my eulogy now because that something is probably going to be me.
THE SETUP
The first day she was sitting by herself — I felt sorry for her. After all, it couldn't be easy wrangling all the testosterone at Wingmen Inc as one of the only female office managers.
I'd like to think I took pity on her that day when, in fact, she was the one that took pity on me and asked if I needed a friend. She assumed I had a learning disability since I'd been staring so damn hard.
Things would have ended there, except, my bosses need someone to test the new Wingmen App and since I was the only single guy on the floor — I was nominated, right along with the only single woman, the same one who thinks I need to use my fingers to count.
Apparently rumors of my sexcapades throughout college reached even her ears, because she wants nothing to do with me, which makes beta testing a bitch. I have thirty days to win her over and prove myself to my bosses.
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THE MATCHMAKER’S PLAYBOOK
Wingman rule number one: don’t fall for a client.
After a career-ending accident, former NFL recruit Ian Hunter is back on campus—and he’s ready to get his new game on. As one of the masterminds behind Wingmen, Inc., a successful and secretive word-of-mouth dating service, he’s putting his extensive skills with women to work for the lovelorn. But when Blake Olson requests the services of Wingmen, Inc., Ian may have landed his most hopeless client yet.
From her frumpy athletic gear to her unfortunate choice of footwear, Blake is going to need a miracle if she wants to land her crush. At least with a professional matchmaker by her side she has a fighting chance. Ian knows that his advice and a makeover can turn Blake into another successful match. But as Blake begins the transformation from hot mess to smokin’ hot, Ian realizes he’s in danger of breaking his cardinal rule…
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Wingman rule number two: never reveal how much you want them.
Lex hates Gabi. Gabi hates Lex. But, hey, at least the hate is mutual, right? All Lex has to do is survive the next few weeks training Gabi in all the ways of Wingmen Inc. and then he can be done with her. But now that they have to work together, the sexual tension and fighting is off the charts. He isn’t sure if he wants to strangle her or throw her against the nearest sturdy table and have his way with her.
But Gabi has a secret, something she’s keeping from not just her best friend but her nemesis too. Lines are blurred as Lex becomes less the villain she’s always painted him to be…and starts turning into something more. Gabi has always hated the way she’s been just a little bit attracted to him—no computer-science major should have that nice of a body or look that good in glasses—but “Lex Luthor” is an evil womanizer. He’s dangerous. Gabi should stay far, far away.
Then again, she’s always wanted a little danger.
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Acknowledgments
I’m always so thankful to God that I’m able to do what I love.
To my incredible readers I’m sorry I made you wait a whole year but now you have all three stories!
As always thank you to my awesome team, and if you liked the books feel free to review, if you hated them, we still love you!
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About The Author
Rachel Van Dyken is the #1 New York Times Bestselling, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of over 80 books ranging from contemporary romance to paranormal. With over four million copies sold, she's been featured in Forbes, US Weekly, and USA Today. Her books have been translated in mor
e than 15 countries. She was one of the first romance authors to have a Kindle in Motion book through Amazon publishing and continues to strive to be on the cutting edge of the reader experience. She keeps her home in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, adorable son, naked cat, and two dogs. For more information about her books and upcoming events, visit www.RachelVanDykenauthor.com.
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Kathy Ireland & Rachel Van Dyken
Fashion Jungle
Eagle Elite
Elite
Elect
Entice
Elicit
Bang Bang
Enforce
Ember
Elude
Empire
Enrage
Eulogy
Exposed
Envy
Elite Bratva Brotherhood
RIP
Debase
The Bet Series
The Bet
The Wager
The Dare
Seaside Series
Tear
Pull
Shatter
Forever
Fall
Strung
Eternal
Seaside Pictures
Capture
Keep
Steal
All Stars Fall
Abandon
Provoke
Ruin Series
Ruin
Toxic
Fearless
Shame
The Consequence Series
The Consequence of Loving Colton
The Consequence of Revenge
The Consequence of Seduction
The Consequence of Rejection
Wingmen Inc.
The Matchmaker’s Playbook
The Matchmaker’s Replacement
Bro Code
Co-Ed
Seducing Mrs. Robinson
Avoiding Temptation
The Setup
The Bachelors of Arizona
The Bachelor Auction
The Playboy Bachelor
The Bachelor Contract
Curious Liaisons
Cheater
Cheater’s Regret
Players Game
Fraternize
Infraction
M.V.P.
Liars, Inc
Dirty Exes
Dangerous Exes
Cruel Summer
Summer Heat
Summer Seduction
Summer Nights
Red Card
Risky Play
Kickin’ It
Covet
Stealing Her
Finding Him
The Dark Ones Series
The Dark Ones
Untouchable Darkness
Dark Surrender
Darkest Temptation
Darkest Sinner
London Fairy Tales
Upon a Midnight Dream
Whispered Music
The Wolf's Pursuit
When Ash Falls
Renwick House
The Ugly Duckling Debutante
The Seduction of Sebastian St. James
The Redemption of Lord Rawlings
An Unlikely Alliance
The Devil Duke Takes a Bride
Waltzing With The Wallflower
Waltzing with the Wallflower
Beguiling Bridget
Taming Wilde
Other Titles
The Parting Gift
Compromising Kessen
Savage Winter
Divine Uprising
Every Girl Does It
A Crown for Christmas
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