BOOKS BY TUCKER MAX
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Contents
Cover
Title Page
Author’s Note
The Cancun Stories
Why to learn CPR
Boot and rally
Give me two pair, I need two pair
Welcome to the Thunderdome
How Tucker Max became “Tucker Max”
It’s a love spot
The First Rule of Mexico
Finder’s Fee
Bambi
Sweet Caroline
Eat your heart out Jason Bourne
The Final Straw
The Consequences
Postscript
Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay?
SlingBlade’s Account
Tucker’s Account
Sexting With Tucker Max: Absurd
Why Halloween Is Awesome
2002, part 1
2002, part 2
2003
2006
Fat Girls Cross Tucker, Hilarity Ensues
The Fat and the Furious
True Friendship
The Deadliest Vacation
The Invitation
The Anchorage party and the $200 Bear Mace Special
The Time Bandit
Dutch Harbor
Sexting With Tucker Max: Mean
The Fight Stories
The TMZ Debacle
Tucker gets into fight, hilarity ensues
Meet My Friend Hate
The Backstory
The Pizza Incident
The Italian Restaurant
The Italy Trip
The Apartment
The Airbag
The Jimmy John’s Incident
The Leftovers
Tucker Ruins A Wine Tasting
The Ex-Girlfriend Threesome Fallout
In The Trunk
The (Almost Banned, Now Complete) Miss Vermont Story
Introduction
The (now complete) Miss Vermont Story
The Lawsuit
Postscript: Some speculation
Tucker Max, Knee Abuser
Sexting With Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
The Law School Weddings And Bachelor Parties
El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 1, Charlotte, NC
GoldenBoy’s Bachelor Party, Las Vegas, NV
El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 2, Kansas City, MO
El Bingeroso’s Wedding, Lawrence, KS
GoldenBoy’s Wedding, Outer Banks, NC
JonBenet’s (sort of) Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL
PWJ’s Bachelor Party, Montreal
PWJ’s Wedding, Lexington, KY
The Death of SlingBlade, Phoenix AZ
Hate’s Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL
Hate’s Wedding, Pittsburgh, PA
Tucker’s Bachelor Party and Wedding
Epilogue: The Retirement
Acknowledgements
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Author’s Note
The Cancun Stories
Why to learn CPR
Boot and rally
Give me two pair, I need two pair
Welcome to the Thunderdome
How Tucker Max became “Tucker Max”
It’s a love spot
The First Rule of Mexico
Finder’s Fee
Bambi
Sweet Caroline
Eat your heart out Jason Bourne
The Final Straw
The Consequences
Postscript
Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay?
SlingBlade’s Account
Tucker’s Account
Sexting With Tucker Max: Absurd
Why Halloween Is Awesome
2002, part 1
2002, part 2
2003
2006
Fat Girls Cross Tucker, Hilarity Ensues
The Fat and the Furious
True Friendship
The Deadliest Vacation
The Invitation
The Anchorage party and the $200 Bear Mace Special
The Time Bandit
Dutch Harbor
Sexting With Tucker Max: Mean
The Fight Stories
The TMZ Debacle
Tucker gets into fight, hilarity ensues
Meet My Friend Hate
The Backstory
The Pizza Incident
The Italian Restaurant
The Italy Trip
The Apartment
The Airbag
The Jimmy John’s Incident
The Leftovers
Tucker Ruins A Wine Tasting
The Ex-Girlfriend Threesome Fallout
In The Trunk
The (Almost Banned, Now Complete) Miss Vermont Story
Introduction
The (now complete) Miss Vermont Story
The Lawsuit
Postscript: Some speculation
Tucker Max, Knee Abuser
Sexting With Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
The Law School Weddings And Bachelor Parties
El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 1, Charlotte, NC
GoldenBoy’s Bachelor Party, Las Vegas, NV
El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 2, Kansas City, MO
El Bingeroso’s Wedding, Lawrence, KS
GoldenBoy’s Wedding, Outer Banks, NC
JonBenet’s (sort of) Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL
PWJ’s Bachelor Party, Montreal
PWJ’s Wedding, Lexington, KY
The Death of SlingBlade, Phoenix AZ
Hate’s Bachelor Party, Tampa, FL
Hate’s Wedding, Pittsburgh, PA
Tucker’s Bachelor Party and Wedding
Epilogue: The Retirement
Acknowledgements
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