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    The Red Letter Plays

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      Jabber gets tagged.

      Jabber

      1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi. Yr it.

      Hester gets tagged.

      Hester

      Hester

      Jabber

      Mommie?

      Hester

      What.

      Bully

      Whasswrong?

      Hester

      You think I like you bothering me all day?

      Hester

      Jabber/Bully/Trouble/Beauty

      (Rest)

      Hester

      All yall. Leave Mommie be. She cant play right now. Shes tired.

      Hester stands there looking up into the sky.

      The kids play apart.

      Bully

      Lemmie see it.

      Trouble

      What?

      Bully

      Yr pee.

      Trouble

      Bully

      Bully

      Dont got no hair or nothing on it yet. I got hair on mines.

      Look.

      TROUBLE

      BULLY

      Trouble

      Jabber. Lets see yrs.

      Trouble

      Jabber

      Bully

      Bully

      Its got hair. Not as much as mines though.

      Beauty

      I had hairs but they fell out.

      Trouble

      Like a bald man or something?

      Beauty

      Yeah.

      Trouble

      Trouble

      Bully

      Dont be touching yrself like that, Trouble, dont be nasty.

      Trouble

      Trouble

      Jabber

      You keep playing with it ssgonna fall off. Yr pee be laying in the street like a dead worm.

      Trouble

      Mommieeee!

      Hester

      Dont talk to Mommie just now.

      Bully

      Shes having a nervous breakdown.

      Hester

      Shut the fuck up, please.

      (Rest)

      (Rest)

      Jabber

      When I grow up I aint never gonna use mines.

      Trouble

      Not me. I be using mines.

      Jabber

      Im gonna keep mines in my pants.

      Bully

      How you ever gonna get married?

      Jabber

      Im gonna get married but Im gonna keep it in my pants.

      Bully

      When you get married you gonna have to get on top uh yr wife.

      Jabber

      I’ll get on top of her all right but I’ll keep it in my pants.

      Trouble

      Jabber, you uh tragedy.

      Bully

      When I get married my husbands gonna get on top of me and—

      Hester

      No ones getting on top of you, Bully.

      Bully

      He’ll put the ring on my finger and I’ll have me uh white dress and he’ll get on top of me—

      Hester

      No ones getting on top of you, Bully, no ones getting on top of you, so shut yr mouth about it.

      Trouble

      How she gonna have babies if no one gets on top of her?

      Hester

      Dont make me hurt you!

      Hester raises her hand to Trouble who runs off.

      Bully starts crying.

      Hester

      Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you something to cry about!

      The kids huddle together in a knot.

      Hester

      Jabber/Bully/Beauty

      Hester

      Jabber/Bully/Beauty

      Hester

      (Rest)

      Hester

      Bedtime.

      Beauty

      Its too early for bed—

      Hester

      BEDTIME!

      They hurry off.

      Hester goes back to contemplating the sky.

      Hester

      Hester

      Hester

      Hester

      Big dark thing. Gods hand. Coming down on me. Blocking the light out. 5-fingered hand of fate. Coming down on me.

      The Doctor comes on wearing his “SPAY” sandwich board.

      He watches her looking up. After a bit he looks up too.

      Doctor

      We’ve scheduled you in for the day after tomorrow. First thing in the morning. You can send yr kids off to school then come on in. We’ll have childcare for the baby. We’ll give you good meals during yr recovery. Yll go to sleep.

      Yll go to sleep and when you wake up, whisk! Yll be all clean. No worries no troubles no trials no tribulations no more mistakes. Clean as a whistle. You wont feel a thing. Day after tomorrow. First thing in the morning. Free of charge. Itll be our pleasure. And yours. All for the best.

      In the long run, Hester. Congratulations.

      The Doctor walks off. Hester is still looking up.

      Chilli walks in with his picnic basket on his arm.

      He pauses to check his pocket watch.

      Hester lowers her head.

      The sight of him knocks the wind out of her.

      Hester

      Oh.

      Chilli

      Ive been looking for you.

      Hester

      Oh.

      Chilli

      Ssbeen a long time.

      Hester

      I—I—.

      Chilli

      No need to speak.

      Hester

      I—

      Chilli

      Yr glad to see me.

      Hester

      Yeah.

      Chilli

      I been looking for you. Like I said. Lifes been good to me. Hows life been to you?

      Hester

      Ok. —. Hard.

      Chilli

      Hester

      Hester

      I was with the Welfare and I seed you. I called out yr name.

      Chilli

      I didnt hear you. Darn.

      Hester

      Yeah.

      (Rest)

      I woulda run after you but—

      Chilli

      But you were weak in the knees. And you couldnt move a muscle.

      Hester

      Running after you woulda gived you away. And Welfares been after me to know the names of my mens.

      Chilli

      Mens? More than one?

      Hester

      I seed you and I called out yr name but I didnt run after you.

      (Rest)

      You look good. I mean you always looked good but now you look better.

      (Rest)

      I didnt run after you. I didnt give you away.

      Chilli

      Thats my girl.

      (Rest)

      Welfare has my name on file, though, doesnt she?

      Hester

      From years ago. I—

      Chilli

      Not to worry couldnt be helped. I changed my name. Theyll never find me. Theres no trace of the old me left anywhere.

      Hester

      Cept Jabber.

      Chilli

      Who?

      Hester

      Yr son.

      Hester

      Chilli

      Chilli

      Guess what time it is?

      Hester

      He takes after you.

      Chilli

      Go on guess. Betcha cant guess. Go on.

      Hester

      Noon?

      Chilli

      Lets see. I love doing this. I love guessing the time and then pulling out my watch and seeing how close I am or how far off. I love it. I spend all day doing it. Doctor says its a tick. A sure sign of some disorder. But I cant help it. And it doesnt hurt anyone. You guessed?

      Hester

      Noon.

      Chilli

      Lets see. Ah! 3.

      Hester

      Oh.

      Hester goes back to contemplating the sky.

      Chilli

      Sorry.

      (Rest)

      Whats up there?

      Hester

      No
    thing.

      Chilli

      I want you to look at me. I want you to take me in. Ive been searching for you for weeks now and now Ive found you. I wasnt much when you knew me. When we knew each other I was—I was a shit.

      (Rest)

      I was a shit, wasnt I?

      Hester

      Chilli

      Chilli

      I was a shit, agree with me.

      Hester

      We was young.

      Chilli

      We was young. We had a romance. We had a love affair. We was young. We was in love. I was infatuated with narcotics. I got you knocked up then I split.

      Hester

      Jabber, hes yr spitting image. Only hes a little slow, but—

      Chilli

      Who?

      Hester

      Jabber. Yr son.

      Chilli

      Dont bring him into it just yet. I need time. Time to get to know you again. We need time alone together. Guess.

      Hester

      3:02.

      Chilli

      Ah! 3:05. But better, yr getting better. Things move so fast these days. Ive seen the world Ive made some money Ive made a new name for myself and I have a loveless life. I dont have love in my life. Do you know what thats like? To be alone? Without love?

      Hester

      I got my childr—I got Jabber. hes my treasure.

      Hester

      Chilli

      (Rest)

      Chilli

      Im looking for a wife.

      Hester

      Oh.

      Chilli

      I want you to try this on.

      Chilli takes a wedding dress out of his basket.

      He puts it on her, right over her old clothes.

      Hester rearranges the club, still held in her belt, to get the dress on more securely.

      Hester

      I seed you and I called out your name, but you didnt hear me, and I wanted to run after you but I was like, Hester, if Welfare finds out Chillis in town they gonna give him hell so I didnt run. I didnt move a muscle. I was mad at you. Years ago. Then I seed you and I was afraid I’d never see you again and now here you are.

      Chilli

      What do you think?

      Hester

      Its so clean.

      Chilli

      It suits you.

      Hester gets her shoes.

      Hester

      I got some special shoes. Theyd go good with this. Jabber, come meet yr daddy!

      Chilli

      Not yet, kid!

      (Rest)

      Lets not bring him into this just yet, K?

      He fiddles with his watch.

      Chilli

      14 years ago. Back in the old neighborhood. You and me and the moon and the stars. What was our song?

      Hester

      Chilli

      Hester

      Huh?

      Chilli

      What was our song?

      (Rest)

      Da dee dah, dah dah dee dee?

      Hester

      Its been a long time.

      Chilli

      Listen.

      Chilli plays their song, “The Looking Song,” on a tinny tape recorder. He sings along as she stands there. After a bit he dances and gets her to dance with him. They sing as they dance and do a few moves from the old days.

      Chilli

      Im looking for someone

      to lose my looks with

      looking for someone

      to lose my shape with

      looking for someone

      to-get-my-hip-replaced with

      looking for someone

      Could it be you?

      Im looking for someone

      to lose my teeth with

      looking for someone

      to go stone deef with

      looking for someone

      to-lie-6-feet-underneath with

      looking for someone

      Could it be you?

      They say, “Seek and ye shall find”

      so I will look until Im blind

      through this big old universe

      for rich or poor better or worse

      Singing:

      yuck up my tragedy

      oh darling, marry me

      let’s walk on down the aisle, walk on

      Down Down Down.

      Cause Im looking for someone

      to lose my looks with

      looking for someone

      to lose my teeth with

      looking for someone

      I’ll-lie-6-feet-underneath with

      looking for someone

      Could it be you?

      Theyre breathless from dancing.

      Chilli

      This is real. The feelings I have for you, the feelings you are feeling for me, these are all real. Ive been fighting my feelings for years. With every dollar I made. Every hour I spent. I spent it fighting. Fighting my feelings. Maybe you did the same thing. Maybe you remembered me against yr will, maybe you carried a torch for me against yr better judgment.

      Hester

      You were my first.

      Chilli

      Likewise.

      (Rest)

      He silently guesses the time and checks his guess against his watch.

      Is he right or wrong?

      Chilli

      “Yuck up my tragedy.”

      Hester

      Huh?

      Chilli

      “Marry me.”

      Hester

      Chilli

      Hester

      K.

      Chilli

      There are some conditions some things we have to agree on. They dont have anything to do with money. I understand your situation.

      Hester

      And my—

      Chilli

      And your child—ok. Our child—ok. These things have to do with you and me. You would be mine and I would be yrs and all that. But I would still retain my rights to my manhood. You understand.

      Hester

      Sure. My—

      Chilli

      Yr kid. We’ll get to him. I would rule the roost. I would call the shots. The whole roost and every single shot. Ive proven myself as a success. Youve not done that. It only makes sense that I would be in charge.

      Hester

      —K.

      (Rest)

      I love you.

      Chilli

      Would you like me to get down on my knees?

      Chilli gets down on his knees, offering her a ring.

      Chilli

      Heres an engagement ring. Its rather expensive. With an adjustable band. If I didnt find you I would have had to, well—. Try it on, try it on.

      Chilli checks his watch. As Hester fiddles with the ring, Bully and Trouble rush in. Beauty and Baby follow them.

      Bully

      Mommie!

      Hester

      No.

      Trouble

      You look fine!

      Hester

      No.

      Beauty

      Is that a diamond?

      Hester

      No!

      Baby

      Mommie!

      Hester recoils from her kids.

      Hester

      Bully/Trouble/Beauty/Baby

      Bully

      Mommie?

      Chilli

      Who do we have here, honey?

      Hester

      Bully/Trouble/Beauty/Baby

      Chilli

      Who do we have here?

      Hester

      The neighbors kids.

      Chilli goes to look at his watch, doesnt.

      Chilli

      Honey?

      Hester

      Bully, wheres Jabber at?

      Chilli

      Honey?

      Hester

      Bully, Im asking you a question.

      Chilli

      Honey?

      Trouble

      hes out with Miga.

      Chilli

      So you all are the neighbors kids, huh?

      Trouble

      Who the fuck are you?

      Hester

      Trouble—

      Chilli

    &n
    bsp; Who the fuck are you?

      Bully

      We the neighbors kids.

      Chilli

      Hester

      (Rest)

      Chilli

      Honey?

      Hester

      Huh?

      Chilli

      Im—. I’m thinking this through. I’m thinking this all the way through. And I think—I think—.

      (Rest)

      (Rest)

      I carried around this picture of you. Sad and lonely with our child on yr hip. Stuggling to make do. Stuggling against all odds. And triumphant. Triumphant against everything.

      Like—hell, like Jesus and Mary. And if they could do it so could my Hester. My dear Hester. Or so I thought.

      (Rest)

      But I dont think so.

      Chilli takes her ring and her veil.

      He takes her dress. He packs up his basket.

      (Rest)

      Hester

      Please.

      Chilli

      Im sorry.

      Chilli looks at his watch, flipping it open and then snapping it shut. He leaves.

      FIFTH CONFESSION: CHILLI

      “We Was Young”

      Chilli

      We was young

      and we didnt think

      we didnt think that nothing we could do would hurt us

      nothing we did would come back to haunt us

      we was young and we knew all about gravity but gravity was a law that did not apply to those persons under the age of 18

      gravity was something that came later

      and we was young and we could

      float

      weightless

      I was her first

      and zoom to the moon if we wanted and couldnt nothing stop us

      we would go

      fast

      and we were gonna live forever

      and any mistakes we would shake off

      we were Death Defying

      we were Hot Lunatics

      careless as all get out

      and she needed to keep it and I needed to leave town.

      People get old that way.

      (Rest)

      We didnt have a car and everything was pitched toward love in a car

     


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