'Come on,' he said, tossing her the keys. 'You're driving.' They made it as far as Hazlehead before she cracked and asked him when he was going to file his complaint against her. 'You know you've been behaving like a complete arsehole, don't you?' said Logan as the tower blocks drifted past and the countryside opened out on either side of the car. Her back stiffened, but she kept her mouth shut. 'If I could go back,' he said, 'and fix things so Maitland and Steve didn't get shot, I would. I never wanted it to turn out like this.' The road up to the crematorium went past on the left, the building hidden behind a hill and a stand of trees. Logan sighed. I'm not putting in a complaint. I'm giving you another chance.' She squinted at him from the corner of her eye. 'Why?' Suspicious. 'Because . . .' Pause. 'Because everyone needs a second chance.' Or in Logan's case a third and fourth. Things still weren't back to normal with DI Steel - this morning's headline in the P&J hadn't helped any . . . Silence settled back into the car again. It stayed there until the Kingswells roundabout had been and gone. Now it was just fields and the occasional house until Westhill, the grass shining emerald green in the sunshine. That was one of the great things about Aberdeen: no matter where you lived, the countryside was never more than fifteen minutes away. Except during rush-hour. 'I. . .' WPC Buchan cleared her throat. 'First I thought he was just having an affair, but. . .' Deep breath, the words coming out in a rush. 'But I think he's been sleeping with the women down the docks. The . . . prostitutes. Letting them off with cautions if they--' Logan held up a hand. 'It's OK, you don't have to tell me.' He'd already guessed: that was why Michelle Wood and Kylie didn't have criminal records, and why the Lithuanian schoolgirl had offered to do him for free - because he was a policeman.
I I 'I kicked the bastard out.' 'Good.' I Ailsa stood at the kitchen window, watching the children playing in the schoolyard: the younger ones running around like mad things, the older, cooler kids kicking back on the grass, soaking up the sun. The horrible woman from next door had been remanded without bail. That's what the papers said this morning. Remandgd without bail: charged with the gruesome murder of Gavin Cruickshank. There was even a small picture of her ugly, hate-filled face staring out of the Press and Journal's front page as they led her from the court building. Of course Gavin's death wasn't as important as some local sex scandal - Gavin only merited three short columns at the bottom of the page, but it was enough to let everyone know what a bitch Clair Pirie, neighbour-from-hell, had been. Ailsa took a deep shuddering breath. Oh God: she was finally I gone. The children blurred and she blinked back tears, biting her bottom lip. She wasn't going to cry, she wasn't going to - a sob escaped. A low, keening noise, full of pain. Gavin . . . She stood at the kitchen sink and cried, mourning her marriage and her husband, while the children played. Children they would never have together. Clutching the edge of the sink she lurched forward and was sick, splattering the spotless, stainless steel with Fruit 'n Fibre, retching up mouthful after mouthful until there was nothing left. She was upstairs in the bathroom, washing her face, when the doorbell went. Probably the press again. Reporters had been ringing her phone day and night, banging on her door, wanting to get their grubby little hands on the story of a grieving widow. As if there wasn't already enough pain and misery without rubbing a little more salt in the wound. 'Mrs Cruickshank, is it true your husband was having an affair?'
'Mrs Cruickshank, have they found your husband's head yet?' 'Mrs Cruickshank, how does it feel to know your next-door neighbour dismembered the man you loved?' The doorbell again, this time accompanied by a voice. 'Mrs Cruickshank, it's DS McRae. Can you open up please?' She swirled some toothpaste round her mouth - gargling and swallowing the foam, coating the bitter taste of bile with a thin veneer of mint - then hurried downstairs and opened the door. DS McRae stood on the top step, with a plain-looking WPC. 'Can we come in?'
Logan followed her through to the kitchen where the window hung wide open, the sound of playing children drifting in from the school across the road, the harsh stench of floral air freshener masking the acid smell of vomit. There was a copy of that morning's P&J on the table, the front page dominated by the words Councillor Had Sex With 13Year-Old Prostitute! Not one of Colin Miller's catchier headlines, but it was difficult to type when you were missing half of your fingers. He skimmed the article while Ailsa Cruickshank made tea. There was no mention of the Chief Greenbelt Development Planner, or McLennan Homes, and the whole thing was attributed to 'a detective inspector on the vice squad, who wishes to remain anonymous . . .' but it was still enough to get Councillor Marshall suspended from the council and investigated by Grampian Police. DI Steel was spitting nails. Three delicate china mugs clinked down onto the table, accompanied by a plate of chocolate digestives. Ailsa settled into one of the chairs and looked expectantly at Logan. 'Mrs Cruickshank,' he said, wondering how best to phrase this, 'there's something that's been bothering me for the last couple of days 'Yes?'
I 'This is ridiculous.' 'Is it? You get rid of your cheating husband and the bitch
Inext door all in one fell swoop.' Logan smiled. 'But the pills were a mistake: you should've just clobbered him over the back of the head. How was Pirie supposed to get him to eat half a bottle of antidepressants? Bake him an "I'm sorry I smashed you in the face" cake?'
I'He phoned his office--' 'Text message. He didn't need to be alive for you to send it from his phone. And Hayley didn't go away on holiday I either, did she? You killed her and hid the body somewhere, but it'll turn up eventually, they usually do.'
The Fatal Accident Enquiry was adjourned for the evening at half six, to reconvene at eight the following morning. Jackie was waiting for Logan as he slouched out of the conference room. Her broken arm was back in a brand-new case of plaster - shockingly clean after the filthy mess the last one had been in when they'd finally cut it off at the hospital in the early hours of Tuesday morning. 'Well?' she asked. 'What did they say?' Logan forced a smile. 'PC Maitland died in the line of duty due to unforeseeable events. We're getting together for a lessons learned thing tomorrow.' 'You see? I told you it'd be OK.' Taking a quick check up and down the corridor to make sure no one was watching, she reached up and kissed him hard
. 'Ow!' Logan flinched back, one hand going to his swollen top lip. 'Take it easy: loose tooth, remember.' 'Oh shut up, you big baby.' She enfolded him in a long,
warm kiss. 'Come on she said, when they finally broke for air, 'I promised Steve we'd bring him some Kendal Mint Cake and a pornographic jigsaw.' 'Jackie?' said Logan as they walked down the stairs. 'Would you really have shot him? Chib - could you really have done it?' Jackie just smiled. 'Oh hell yes.'