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    Four by Sondheim

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      Towards the verticals of trees Forever

      (All bow to GEORGE)

      By the blue

      Purple yellow red water

      On the green

      Orange violet mass

      Of the grass . . .

      DOT:

      In our perfect park . . .

      GEORGE:

      Made of flecks of light

      And dark . . .

      ALL (Except GEORGE and DOT):

      And parasols . . .

      People strolling through the trees

      Of a small suburban park

      On an island in the river

      On an ordinary Sunday . . .

      (The COMPANY has settled generally in the areas that they occupy in the painting)

      Sunday . . .

      (All begin to leave very slowly, except DOT, who remains downstage with GEORGE)

      Sunday . . .

      (DOT leaves GEORGE, crossing upstage into the park; she turns toward GEORGE. The white canvas drop descends)

      GEORGE (Reading from the book): “White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So many possibilities . . . ”

      (He looks up and sees DOT disappearing behind the white canvas. Lights fade to black)

      Set designs and sketches by Tony Straiges

      Two Models of the Set

      Blueprint for various of the onstage “pop-ups” of characters and animals in the painting

      Sketches of scenic elements for Act I

      One of several working paintings showing the painting in progress

      Costume sketches by Patricia Zipprodt

      Dot

      Costume for Dot’s dress with bustle (left) and (below) the same dress with the bustle moved to the front to create her pregnant condition

      Costume sketches by Ann Hould-Ward

      Louis

      Celeste #1

      Companion and Soldier

      ADDITIONAL LYRICS

      with Commentary by Stephen Sondheim

      “Yoo-Hoo!”

      “Yoo-Hoo!” was sung in Scene I [at the place where the dialogue now starts on page 585].

      (Music. Laughter from stage right. A wagon tracks in. The sky backdrop lifts, revealing a large likeness of Seurat’s “Une Baignade Asnières.” The BOY IN THE WATER [foreground] and the YOUNG MAN ON THE BANK are real, as is the PERVERT [the man lying down]. The others are cut-outs in perspective. All direct a loud Bronx cheer at the island across the water. The BOY laughs, then turns to the others. He barks and yelps at the island, then laughs again. The YOUNG MAN echoes his laughter dull-wittedly)

      BOY (Loudly, through cupped hands, sings):

      Yoo-hoo! Big and fat!

      Who you think you’re staring at?

      (Stares exaggeratedly)

      In about a minute flat

      We’re all coming over to get you!

      (He splashes water at the island. The PERVERT mutters something to the BOY, who nods delightedly and laughs)

      Yoo-hoo! Kinky beard!

      Everybody knows you’re weird!

      (YOUNG MAN laughs while PERVERT mutters)

      PERVERT:

      How’d you like your picture smeared?

      BOY:

      Yeah, how’d you like your picture smeared?

      ALL:

      We’re coming right over to get you!

      (BOY makes menacing noises while the YOUNG MAN laughs)

      BOY (turning to his audience): Watch this.

      (Flails as if drowning)

      PERVERT and YOUNG MAN:

      Nursie! Nursie!

      Help, he’s drowning!

      (Drowning sounds)

      Mercy! Nursie!

      BOY:

      I’m not clowning!

      (NURSE and DOT are alarmed)

      PERVERT and YOUNG MAN:

      Can’t you see he’s drowning?

      (BOY makes horrifying drowning sounds and disappears underwater, struggling; as the NURSE and GEORGE move, he suddenly pops up again)

      BOY:

      Na-Na-Na-Ni-Na-Na!

      (Belches gigantically; PERVERT mutters to him; speaks)

      Huh?

      (The PERVERT mutters more fully, explaining. YOUNG MAN laughs first, then the BOY, nodding. He whistles sexily, sings)

      Yoo-hoo! Lady, dear!

      Who are you hiding in the rear?

      PERVERT:

      Would you like a volunteer?

      YOUNG MAN:

      Why don’t you come over here?

      (The PERVERT mutters)

      BOY:

      Feeling weary, dear?

      BOY and PERVERT:

      Don’t you worry, dearie,

      ALL:

      We’re

      Coming right over — !

      (GEORGE gestures; the BOY, the YOUNG MAN and the PERVERT freeze into the familiar tableau as a frame comes in around them. JULES and YVONNE stroll on and examine the picture, laughing)

      “Soldiers and Girls” and “The One on the Left”

      “Soldiers and Girls” was replaced by “The One on the Left, ” which in turn was cut down to the fragment that now remains on pages 621-623.

      “Soldiers and Girls”

      SOLDIER (Sudden and loud):

      Mademoiselles,

      I and my friend

      We are but soldiers —

      (Listens to sidekick)

      Passing the time

      In between wars,

      However we may.

      CELESTE #2:

      Careful, he’s peculiar.

      CELESTE #1:

      How is he peculiar?

      CELESTE #2:

      Soldiers are peculiar.

      SOLDIER:

      And after a week spent

      Mostly indoors

      With nothing but soldiers,

      May we venture to say:

      (Softening his ardor at a nudge from the other soldier)

      It’s a glorious day.

      CELESTE #2:

      Wasn’t that peculiar?

      CELESTE #1:

      No, it’s not peculiar.

      CELESTE #2:

      Something is peculiar.

      Shouldn’t we be going?

      CELESTE #1:

      No, will you be quiet?

      SOLDIER:

      Sundays were made for soldiers and girls,

      Don’t you agree?

      Sundays were made for medals

      And ribbons arrayed with red sashes,

      Buckles and braid,

      And sabres —

      And girls.

      Sundays were meant for helmets and plumes,

      Mademoiselles,

      Meant for salutes

      And epaulettes,

      Glistening boots,

      The heady perfumes

      Of horses and grooms —

      And beautiful girls!

      (Very loud)

      Mademoiselles!

      I and my friend

      Have a suggestion!

      CELESTE #2:

      Anyone can see that

      That man is peculiar.

      SOLDIER:

      I and my friend

      Wish to be friends

      With you and your friend.

      CELESTE #1:

      See, he’s very friendly.

      CELESTE #2:

      Yes, he’s very friendly.

      That’s what is peculiar.

      SOLDIER:

      Only just now

      I said to my friend

      Of you and your friend,

      “I suspect they are friends.”

      CELESTE #1:

      Both of them are perfect.

      CELESTE #2:

      You can have the other.

      CELESTE #1:

      I don’t want the other.

      CELESTE #2:

      I don’t want the other either.

      SOLDIER:

      And, see, you are friends!

      CELESTE #1 and #2:

      What can be the harm in

      Strolling in the park with

      Soldiers even if they are peculiar?

      SOLDIER:

      And we shall be friends.


      SOLDIER, CELESTE #1 and #2:

      Sundays were made for soldiers and girls.

      SOLDIER:

      Mademoiselles,

      Sundays were made for medals —

      (Looks expectantly at CELESTE #1, who picks up her cue)

      CELESTE #1:

      And ribbons arrayed with red sashes —

      (Nudges CELESTE #2)

      CELESTE #2:

      Buckets and braid —

      CELESTE #1 (Whispers): Buckles!

      SOLDIER:

      And sabres —

      (Looks at sidekick, who apparently conveys something; speaks)

      Right!

      (Sings)

      Sundays were made for banners and bells,

      Don’t you agree?

      Made for whatever sparkles,

      (With meaning)

      Whatever is fresh and sweet,

      (CELESTES giggle)

      Everything casting colorful spells:

      For beaches and shells

      (CELESTES hum)

      And scarlet lapels

      (Inhales)

      And vigorous smells —

      And soldiers!

      (At a nudge from the sidekick)

      And mademoiselles!

      “The One on the Left”

      CELESTE #1 (Aside):

      Both of them are perfect.

      CELESTE #2:

      You can have the other.

      CELESTE #1:

      I don’t want the other.

      CELESTE #2:

      I don’t want the other either.

      SOLDIER:

      Mademoiselles,

      I and my friend,

      We are but soldiers —

      (Rumble from his COMPANION; SOLDIER raises hand to quiet him)

      Passing the time

      In between wars

      For weeks at an end.

      CELESTE #2 (Aside):

      Shouldn’t we be going?

      CELFSTE #1:

      No, will you be quiet?

      CELESTE #2:

      Something is peculiar —

      SOLDIER:

      And after a week

      Spent mostly indoors

      With nothing but soldiers,

      Ladies, I and my friend

      Trust we will not offend,

      Which we’d never intend,

      By suggesting we spend —

      BOTH CELESTES (Excited):

      Oh, spend —

      SOLDIER:

      — This magnificent Sunday —

      BOTH CELESTES (A bit defeated):

      Oh, Sunday —

      SOLDIER:

      — With you and your friend.

      CELESTE #2 (Aside, to CELESTE #1):

      The one on the right seems quite attached.

      CELESTE #1 (Looking over, then back):

      As well as scratched.

      SOLDIER (Aside, to COMPANION):

      Admit it, old man, we’re not badly matched.

      ALL (To themselves, shrugging):

      It’s certainly fine for Sunday.

      SOLDIER (To COMPANION):

      The one on the left seems quite subdued.

      CELESTE #2 (As CELESTE #1 tries to elbow her over to the other side):

      I’m not in the mood.

      CELESTE #1 (To CELESTE #2):

      You’re ruining things and we’re being rude —

      ALL (Enthusiastically, to each other):

      It’s certainly fine for Sunday!

      (During the next section, as they all march around, both CELESTES fight for position)

      SOLDIER and CELESTE #1 (Aside, to their partners):

      My only advice

      Is don’t think twice.

      SOLDIER (To CELESTE #1):

      Would you care for an ice?

      BOTH CELESTES:

      Oh, an ice would be nice!

      CELESTE #2 (To CELESTE #1):

      Will they buy us a drink?

      SOLDIER (To COMPANION):

      Are they virgins, you think?

      ALL (To each other):

      It’s certainly fine for Sunday!

      CELESTE #2 (To CELESTE #1, referring to COMPANION):

      Is that a mustache

      Or just a gash?

      CELESTE #1 (To SOLDIER):

      What a beautiful sash!

      SOLDIER (To COMPANION):

      Did you bring any cash?

      CELESTE #1 (To CELESTE #2):

      The buckles and braid —

      CELESTE #2:

      The gold brocade —

      CELESTE #1:

      The boots —

      CELESTE #2:

      The blade — !

      SOLDIER:

      Shall we head for the glade?

      CELESTE #1 (Excited, aside):

      Heading for the shadows — !

      CELESTE #2 (Also excited, but wary):

      Anything can happen —

      CELESTE #1:

      Wonder what they’re planning.

      CELESTE #2 (Alarmed):

      What they’re planning?

      CELESTE #1:

      What they’re planning later on!

      SOLDIER (To COMPANION):

      The one on the right gave you a look —

      Let’s hope she can cook.

      BOTH CELESTES (Aside):

      Taking us to dinner —

      Maybe to the Follies — !

      Anyhow, it’s certainly fine for Sunday!

      CELESTE #1:

      The one on the right is odd, it’s true,

      But what can we do?

      SOLDIER (To COMPANION):

      The one on the left —

      CELESTE #1:

      You’re as odd as he —

      SOLDIER:

      — Has great esprit —

      CELESTE #2:

      I don’t agree —

      SOLDIER and CELESTE #1:

      The one on the left is right for me —

      (They switch positions so that CELESTE #2 has the COMPANION)

      So the one on the right is left for you.

      MAJOR PRODUCTIONS

      Sunday in the Park with George was first presented in a workshop production for 25 performances by Playwrights Horizons (André Bishop, Artistic Director; Paul Daniels, Managing Director; Ira Weitzman, Musical Theater Program Director), in association with the Herrick Theater Foundation, at Playwrights Horizons, New York City, July 6-July 31, 1983, with the following cast:

      (In order of appearance)

      ACT I

      GEORGE, an artist Mandy Patinkin

      DOT, his mistress Bernadette Peters

      OLD LADY Carmen Mathews

      HER NURSE Judith Moore

      FRANZ, a coachman Brent Spiner

      BOYIN THE WATER Bradley Kane

      YOUNG MAN ON THE BANK Kelsey Grammer

      PERVERT William Parry

      LOUISE, a little girl Danielle Ferland

      JULES, another artist Ralph Byers

      CLARISSE, his wife Christine Baranski

      BOATMAN William Parry

      LOUIS, a baker Kevin Marcum

      CELESTE #1, a shopgirl Melanie Vaughan

      CELESTE #2, another shopgirl Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

      BETTE, a cook Nancy Opel

      SOLDIER Kelsey Grammer

      MR. Kurt Knudson

      MRS. Judith Moore

      ACT II

      GEORGE, a performance artist Mandy Patinkin

      JED Brent Spiner

      DEE, George’s girlfriend Nancy Opel

      ALEX Kelsey Grammer

      ANNETTE, George’s grandmother Bernadette Peters

      NAOMI Melanie Vaughan

      ROBERT BLACKMUN, the museum director Kurt Knudson

      BILLIE GHERKIN, a patroness of the arts Carmen Mathews

      HARRIET PAWLING, a patroness of the arts Judith Moore

      WAITER Ross Wassermann

      CHARLES GREEN, a museum curator William Parry

      ALAN CASH, museum benefactor Kevin Marcum

      LINDA CASH, his wife Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

      BLAIR DANIELS, an art critic Christine Baranski

      WAITRE
    SS Johnna Murray

      Directed by James Lapine

      Set Design by Tony Straiges

      Costume Design by Patricia Zipprodt and Ann Hould-Ward

      Lighting Design by Richard Nelson

      Sound Design by Scott Lehrer

      Musical Director, Paul Gemignani

      NOTE: It was only for the last three performances of the workshop production that the second act was presented.

      MUSICAL NUMBERS

      ACT I

      “Sunday in the Park with George” DOT

      “Yoo-Hoo!” BOY, YOUNG MAN, PERVERT

      “No Life” JULES, CLARISSE

      “Color and Light” DOT, GEORGE

      “Gossip” CELESTE #1, CELESTE #2, BOATMAN

      NURSE, OLD LADY, JULES, CLARISSE

      “The Day Off” GEORGE, SPOT, FIFI, NURSE, FRANZ,

      BETTE, BOATMAN, SOLDIER, CLARISSE,

     


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