Texas Hellion

  “No Camille I already told you about that shit, no girls. You fucks have way too many issues to contend with, no. What spa what are you talking about?” She does that shit to make me crazy. Can you imagine a ringer running around here making my ass nuts? oh hell no, the county couldn’t handle it either.

  “That’s where we’re having the baby silly it’s easy, there’s nothing to worry about.”

  “But…”

  “It’s going to be okay sweetie, women do this all the time now, it’s the new in thing.”

  “What the fuck do I care?”

  In the end I did as she asked because, what else was I gonna do? The three of them acted like this was some everyday shit while my heart was in my lungs the whole time. Camille didn’t make as much noise as I expected and I was wondering how the fuck they were gonna keep my kid from drowning in all this damn water. What the fuck is he, a future Russian gymnast or some shit?

  One thing I could say for this hoo-doo shit, it worked fast. No sooner was she in the water and they were gabbing like a day at the park than the old gizzard was saying something about time. Not long after that I saw my little man in the water still attached to his mama.

  Well fuck, I said I wasn’t gonna do this, but when the kid disappeared behind a wall of tears I’m afraid I’d broken the man code. He was fucking gorgeous, and huge. They handed him to me blood and all but I didn’t care, my whole life came down to this one moment. Then all hell broke loose.

  “It’s a girl.”

  “Well shit.”

  THE END

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