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      belong to a gym or fitness center

      prefer green apples to red apples

      dislike sideburns

      Decision Making

      58% of people don’t have sinus issues.

      But among those whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning, 77% don’t have sinus issues.

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      53% of people say they have average (or worse) reflexes.

      But among those whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning, 71% say they have average (or worse) reflexes.

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      22% of people would rather see increased funding to the arts than to the sciences.

      But among those whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning, 38% would rather see increased funding to the arts than to the sciences.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to say that your emotions influence your decisions more than logic or reasoning if you both:

      are a woman

      leave your emails in your inbox after you’ve read them

      NO CORRELATION

      People whose emotions influence their decisions more than logic or reasoning are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      prefer cushioned toilet seats

      prefer compact umbrellas over full-size umbrellas

      think it’s sometimes OK for a significant other to keep photos of old flames

      Deep-Dish Pizza

      60% of people prefer mechanical pencils.

      But among those who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza, 71% prefer mechanical pencils.

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      60% of people don’t own an iPad or other tablet.

      But among those who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza, 70% don’t own an iPad or other tablet.

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      49% of people prefer creamy salad dressings.

      But among those who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza, 58% prefer creamy salad dressings.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza if you both:

      pray

      would like to take a martial arts class

      NO CORRELATION

      People who prefer deep-dish pizza to thin-crust pizza are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      have idiosyncratic rules about how they eat their Kit-Kat bar

      have a throwaway email address

      be married

      Diaries

      47% of people bring their lunch more often than they buy their lunch.

      But among those who keep a diary or journal, 65% bring their lunch more often than they buy their lunch.

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      27% of people make New Year’s resolutions.

      But among those who keep a diary or journal, 45% make New Year’s resolutions.

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      43% of people are involved in volunteer work.

      But among those who keep a diary or journal, 58% are involved in volunteer work.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to keep a diary or journal if you both:

      like to write lists

      have read The Hunger Games

      NO CORRELATION

      People who keep a diary or journal are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      think Adam and Eve had belly buttons

      prefer soft-shell tacos

      say they’re typically believed to be younger than they are

      Dodge Ball vs. Kickball

      69% of people prefer physics to chemistry.

      But among those who prefer dodge ball over kickball, 81% prefer physics to chemistry.

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      59% of people find straight hair more attractive than curly hair.

      But among those who prefer dodge ball over kickball, 68% find straight hair more attractive than curly hair.

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      47% of people prefer cold weather over hot.

      But among those who prefer dodge ball over kickball, 56% prefer cold weather over hot.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to prefer dodge ball over kickball if you both:

      enjoy role-playing games

      don’t bruise easily

      NO CORRELATION

      People who prefer dodge ball over kickball are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      live alone

      smoke

      believe aliens exist

      Donating Blood

      49% of people say they feel like grown-ups.

      But among those who have donated blood, 60% say they feel like grown-ups.

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      28% of people like creamed chipped beef.

      But among those who have donated blood, 38% like creamed chipped beef.

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      64% of people say they are well informed about world events.

      But among those who have donated blood, 73% say they are well informed about world events.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to have donated blood if you both:

      would agree to staff a kissing booth to raise funds for your favorite charity

      are a registered organ donor

      NO CORRELATION

      People who have donated blood are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      be in better shape now than five years ago

      like horror movies

      have cried during Titanic

      Double-Jointedness

      66% of people like Liv Tyler more than Steven Tyler.

      But among those who are double-jointed, 85% like Liv Tyler more than Steven Tyler.

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      53% of people say their signatures are illegible.

      But among those who are double-jointed, 72% say their signatures are illegible.

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      62% of people are fans of Penn & Teller.

      But among those who are double-jointed, 80% are fans of Penn & Teller.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to be double-jointed if you both:

      have had pink eye

      watch the Super Bowl for the commercials rather than the game

      NO CORRELATION

      People who are double-jointed are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      say they’d rather have a maid than a personal chef

      prefer their toilet paper to hang against the wall

      not be willing to let a stranger borrow a cellphone to make a call

      Emergency Vehicles

      50% of people have ridden a motorcycle.

      But among those who have ridden in an emergency vehicle, 62% have ridden a motorcycle.

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      38% of people have a higher opinion of Apple’s iOS than of Google’s Android OS.

      But among those who have ridden in an emergency vehicle, 50% have a higher opinion of Apple’s iOS than of Google’s Android OS.

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      35% of people have mistakenly used the public restroom of the opposite sex.

      But among those who have ridden in an emergency vehicle, 46% have mistakenly used the public restroom of the opposite sex.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to have ridden in an emergency vehicle if you both:

      have donated blood

      like the singer Meat Loaf

      NO CORRELATION

      People who have ridden in an emergency vehicle are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      say they would rather repe
    al the Nineteenth Amendment, which gave women the right to vote, than the Twenty-First Amendment, which ended the alcohol prohibition

      like licorice

      say a physical feature is the thing they like least about themselves

      Exclamation Points

      67% of people find Australians sexy.

      But among those who don’t like to use exclamation points, only 55% find Australians sexy.

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      44% of people would rather be friends with Prince Harry than Prince William.

      But among those who don’t like to use exclamation points, only 32% would rather be friends with Prince Harry than Prince William.

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      74% of people are more likely to arrange a bookshelf based on subject than book size or color.

      But among those who don’t like to use exclamation points, 85% are more likely to arrange a bookshelf based on subject than book size or color.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to not like using exclamation points if you both:

      are an overachiever

      are unaware of having ever been rickrolled

      NO CORRELATION

      People who don’t like to use exclamation points are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      own raincoats

      floss regularly

      prefer iced tea to lemonade

      Exercise Habits

      64% of people think New Yorkers are cooler than Los Angelenos.

      But among those who don’t regularly exercise, 77% think New Yorkers are cooler than Los Angelenos.

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      60% of people stay in the movie theater until the credits end.

      But among those who don’t regularly exercise, 70% stay in the movie theater until the credits end.

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      28% of people like creamed chipped beef.

      But among those who don’t regularly exercise, 37% like creamed chipped beef.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to not regularly exercise if you both:

      aren’t an overachiever

      can’t name more than one song by Flo Rida

      NO CORRELATION

      People who don’t regularly exercise are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      regularly check their horoscope

      use the same password for pretty much everything

      buy the extended warranty on big-ticket items

      Extroverts

      35% of people say mosquitos prefer biting them more than the average person.

      But among extroverts, 56% say mosquitos prefer biting them more than the average person.

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      30% of people are Justin Timberlake fans.

      But among extroverts, 49% are Justin Timberlake fans.

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      41% of people aren’t bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips.

      But among extroverts, 60% aren’t bothered by parents who kiss their adult children on the lips.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to be an extrovert if you both:

      consider yourself very physically affectionate

      like anchovies

      NO CORRELATION

      Extroverts are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      pig out when they’re upset

      have dimples

      take off their shoes when they enter their home

      Eyesight

      38% of people say they have an above-average libido.

      But among those who don’t wear glasses or contacts, 51% say they have an above-average libido.

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      56% of people always wash their hands after using a public restroom.

      But among those who don’t wear glasses or contacts, only 43% always wash their hands after using a public restroom.

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      36% of people say that as children, they liked when things were neat and tidy.

      But among those who don’t wear glasses or contacts, 48% say that as children, they liked when things were neat and tidy.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to not wear glasses or contacts if you both:

      don’t have to have the last word in an argument

      never spill things on your keyboard

      NO CORRELATION

      People who don’t wear glasses or contacts are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      prefer emoticons with noses

      like the smell of citronella

      have a TV in their bedroom

      STATISTICS 101:

      CONFOUNDING VARIABLES

      If you were to create a chart that depicts ice cream sales and drowning incidents over time, you would find that they both rise and fall at about the same times of the year.

      Does that mean that higher ice cream sales cause drownings or vice versa?

      No. Statisticians call this a “spurious relationship” because neither causes the other.

      The most obvious explanation for the correlation is that a confounding variable exists. Confounding variables, also called hidden variables, are pertinent factors that we may not necessarily take into account when we observe a connection between two unrelated things.

      In this simple example, the weather is the confounding variable. People are more likely to eat ice cream when the weather is warm, and they’re also more likely to swim (and drown) when it’s warm out.

      Fainting

      32% of people say they have a lot of Jewish friends.

      But among those who have fainted in public, 49% say they have a lot of Jewish friends.

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      54% of people are wine drinkers.

      But among those who have fainted in public, 68% are wine drinkers.

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      44% of people think Saturday night is a better night to party than Friday night.

      But among those who have fainted in public, 56% think Saturday night is a better night to party than Friday night.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to have fainted in public if you both:

      have dyed your hair

      regularly drink alcohol

      NO CORRELATION

      People who have fainted in public are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      have visited a chiropractor

      prefer dark toast to light toast

      have dandruff

      Fan Mail

      75% of people find it hard to tell when someone’s just being flirty, versus when they’re really interested.

      But among those who have written a fan letter to a celebrity, only 58% find it hard to tell when someone’s just being flirty, versus when they’re really interested.

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      26% of people like wall-to-wall carpeting more than hardwood floors.

      But among those who have written a fan letter to a celebrity, 37% like wall-to-wall carpeting more than hardwood floors.

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      21% of people have dated someone they met on a dating website.

      But among those who have written a fan letter to a celebrity, 32% have dated someone they met on a dating website.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to have written a fan letter to a celebrity if you both:

      prefer Good & Plenty over Mike and Ike candies

      would rather time-travel to the past than to the future

      NO CORRELATION

      People who have written a fan letter to a celebrity are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

      expect Social Security to be insolvent when they
    retire

      prefer to visit Philly for the Liberty Bell than for the cheesesteaks

      like cantaloupe

      Filtered Water

      40% of people think they would recognize the Dalai Lama if he walked past them in jeans and a Lakers jersey.

      But among those who filter all their tap water, 57% think they would recognize the Dalai Lama if he walked past them in jeans and a Lakers jersey.

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      69% of people are bad at writing love letters.

      But among those who filter all their tap water, 82% are bad at writing love letters.

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      49% of people say they are more focused on the future than the present.

      But among those who filter all their tap water, 60% say they are more focused on the future than the present.

      DOUBLE PLAY

      You’re extremely likely to filter all your tap water if you both:

      wash new clothes before you wear them

     


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