Andy Willy
Matt Wilmshurst
Donna Wilshere
Keeley Wilson
Martin Wink
Graham Wise
W. Mark,
Dr. Les Witherspoon nd., Aryeh, Amber, Chaya, Yitzi & Eli
Ian Wolf
Chris Wood
Rupert Wood
Steven Wooding
Rachel Wookey
Alan Wright
Chris Wright
Colin Wright
David Wright
John Wright
John R Wright
Rachel Wright
Simon Wright
Tim Wright
Paul Wyatt
Ian Yates
Kym Yeap
Jennifer Young
About the Author
Robert Llewellyn wrote his first novel at the age of twelve. By the time he’d published The Man on Platform 5 (his first published work of fiction), thirty years had passed. In the intervening period he’d worked as an artist’s model, a bespoke shoemaker, a tree surgeon, a screenwriter, a comedian, actor and TV presenter.
He has appeared regularly on British television since 1987 in various guises including under quite absurd amounts of rubber in Red Dwarf; covered in grease and dust in Scrapheap Challenge; in terrifying machines on How Do They Do It? and sitting in a car chatting in Carpool.
Robert Llewellyn writes under a rack of solar panels in Gloucestershire; News from the Squares is the sequel to News from Gardenia.
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