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    Tess of the Road

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      Countess Margarethe held her eyes a long time. “Keep those beasts under control,” said the countess at last, gesturing at the quigutl (and possibly Jacomo) with her chin. “Can’t have them popping out unexpectedly and scaring people.”

      “Thank you,” said Tess, noticing the sway of the ship beneath her feet for the first time. It made her a little light-headed.

      She was here. She was going. It was real.

      “Don’t make me regret this,” said Margarethe. She turned on her heel and barked orders to the crew.

      Tess turned her face to the wind with an irrepressible grin as the world set itself in motion around her.

      The four points of my compass, this time: Karen New, Arwen Brenneman, E. K. Johnston, and Max Gladstone.

      My intrepid beta-reading, boot-wearing, butt-kicking work crew: Rebecca Hartman-Baker, Laura Hartman, Susin Nielsen, Phoebe North, Arushi Raina, Pavel Curtis, and Els Kushner. Extra thanks to Becca and Els for accompanying me on one extra side quest full of peril.

      Rainbow Rowell, whose novel Fangirl got me out the door.

      Justina Ireland, whose essay “Windows, Mirrors, and the Spaces in Between” kept me going when the road was rockiest.

      Mishell Baker, Amal El-Mohtar, Rebecca Sherman, and my mother, who gave my weary head a place to rest.

      Cam Larios, who gave Kikiu her bite enhancer.

      The birds in my trees: the QuasiModals, Spock’s Beard, Dream Theater, YES, and always, always Iarla Ó Lionáird.

      Mallory Loehr, Jenna Lettice, Michelle Nagler, and all my quigutl friends at Random House.

      Dan Lazar, amazing agent, always ready to spring into superheroic action.

      Jim Thomas, peripatetic editor, who had his hands full with this one and acquitted himself admirably.

      And finally, Scott, Byron, and Úna, who are always waiting at the end of my road.

      Tess Dombegh—the one most likely to get spanked

      Jeanne—her twin sister, the pretty one

      Seraphina—her older half sister, the smart one, sometimes called Phina

      Claude—her father, a disgraced lawyer

      Anne-Marie—her mother, long-suffering

      Paul and Nedward—Tess’s younger brothers, aspiring bullies

      Kenneth—Anne-Marie’s brother; an honorary cousin and aspiring astronomer

      Mistress Edwina—a dowager baroness who resorts to teaching

      Faffy—short for “Fast Taffy,” a noble snaphound

      Count Julian, Aunt Jenny, Uncle Malagrigio, Great-Aunt Elise—just a few of the many possible Belgiosos, Anne-Marie’s side of the family

      Grandma Therese—Claude’s aged mother

      Jean-Philippe, Baronet Dombegh—Claude’s older brother, a bully and a cad

      Chessey—a midwife, like one of the family

      The Pfanzligs of Cragmarog Castle

      Duke Lionel—the leonine patriarch

      Duchess Elga—his pious wife

      Lord Richard—the handsome one

      Lord Heinrigh—the smarmy one

      Lord Jacomo—the priggish one, at seminary

      Royals, Nobles, and the Like

      Queen Glisselda—the young Queen of Goredd

      Prince Consort Lucian Kiggs—married to Glisselda; it’s complicated

      An infant princess—to be named as soon as all her parents can agree

      Regent of Samsam—the regent of Samsam

      Count Pesavolta—the ruler of Ninys

      Lady Farquist—an old darling, auntie to all the eligible bachelors

      Lady Eglantine, Lady Morena, Lord Thorsten—a chorus of courtiers

      Lord Chauncerat—a closeted Daanite, willing to play along

      Countess Margarethe of Mardou—a famous and fashionable explorer

      Lord Morney—he of the mysterious contraption, coming to a sequel near you

      Ardmagar Comonot—leader of dragons (the big winged ones anyway)

      At St. Bert’s Collegium

      Professor the dragon Ondir—crankily oversees the doctoral candidates

      William of Affle—a handsome cad, long gone

      Harald and Roger—Will’s best mates, aspiring cads

      Scholar Spira—a pedantic dragon graduate student

      Rynald, Baronet Averbath—a beautiful astronomer

      In Legend and in Faith

      Dozerius the Pirate—a swashbuckling Porphyrian storybook hero

      Julissima Rossa—his ladylove, deceased

      St. Vitt—always ready to let you know how badly you’ve sinned

      Pau-Henoa—trickster rabbit of pagan provenance

      Anathuthia—the first of seven World Serpents

      On the Road

      Pathka—a quigutl, Tess’s oldest friend

      Kikiu—Pathka’s challenging offspring

      Karpeth—Kikiu’s other parent, unsettlingly

      Florian—a grist lout

      Blodwen and Gwenda—a pair of shepherdesses, lively and shrewd

      Mumpinello—their mysterious friend, definitely not made up

      Reg and Rowan—a pair of villains, plain and simple

      Griss—their aged victim, probably not a nobleman

      Boss Gen—imperatrix of the road crew

      Felix, Aster, and Mico—the aforementioned crew, uniformly useless

      Big Arnando—the foreman

      Nicolas—a geologist

      Darling Dulsia—a traveling minister of mercy

      Those Who Pray

      Mother Philomela—a traveling minister of mercy

      Sister Mishell—rings the bell

      Frai Moldi—a debauched monk

      Frai Lorenzi—the head archivist of Santi Prudia Monastery

      Pater Livian—the abbot of Santi Prudia

      Father Erique—bad apple in a small barrel

      Angelica—a wonderful cook

      In Segosh

      Mother Gaida—a diminutive embroiderer

      Josquin—her lovely son, now a writer, formerly a herald

      Rebecca—his former girlfriend, still a midwife, gone back to the islands

      Master Pashfloria—preeminent natural philosopher of the Ninysh Academy

      Master Emmanuele—somewhat less eminent, anxious to make his name

      Dr. Belestros—a dragon physician, no bedside manner

      St. Blanche—the mechanic, also good with plumbing

      Allsaints—all the Saints in Heaven. Not a deity, exactly; more like a collective

      Archipelagos—islands south of Ninys, extending to the Antarctic

      ard—order, correctness (Mootya); may also denote a battalion of dragons

      Ardmagar—title held by the leader of dragonkind; translates roughly to “supreme general”

      aurochs—large, wild cattlebeast, extinct in our world; existed in Europe until the Renaissance

      Bitter Branca—Ninysh drink with ale and pine brandy

      Blystane—capital of Samsam

      bollos—balls (Ninysh)

      castameri—eunuchs (Ninysh)

      Castle Orison—Goreddi seat of government, in Lavondaville

      coracle—light boat made of hides stretched over a wooden frame

      Cragmarog Castle—home of the Pfanzligs

      Daanite—homosexual, a follower of St. Daan

      damaelle—small, dear lady; a courtesan (Ninysh)

      doublet—short, fitted man’s jacket, often padded

      dracomachia—martial art for fighting dragons, invented by St. Ogdo

      Ducana province—Duke Lionel’s duchy

      fatluketh—coming-of-age rite, wherein quigutl hatchlings fight their mothers and
    try to bite them, thereby ending the parental phase of the relationship (Quootla)

      fthep—to deliver a stinging rebuke with your tail (Quootla)

      fthootl—quigutl toy intended to build up ocular dexterity (Quootla)

      furze—also called gorse; a tough, prickly shrub

      Goredd—Tess’s homeland, one of the Southlands (adjective form: Goreddi)

      Heaven—Southlanders’ afterlife, as outlined by the Saints in scripture

      houppelande—robe of rich material with voluminous sleeves, usually worn belted; women’s are floor-length; a man’s might be cut at the knee

      Infernum—Hell; not all Saints believe in it

      ityasaari—half-dragon; the Saints of old were revealed to have been half-dragons, and so half-dragons are now considered living Saints (Porphyrian)

      kemthikemthlutl—ritual to connect one’s dreams with a World Serpent’s (Quootla)

      kikiu—death (Quootla)

      ko—ungendered pronoun that quigutl use for each other (Quootla)

      Lavondaville—Tess’s hometown and the largest city in Goredd, named for Queen Lavonda, who made peace with dragonkind

      lunessa—it’s hard to find much concrete information on medieval feminine hygiene, so I invented my own

      marchpane—marzipan, a confection of almond paste and sugar

      megafauna—large animals, such as aurochs and dragons

      mercer—textile dealer

      Mootya—language of dragons, rendered in sounds a human mouth can make

      Most Alone—epithet for the World Serpent Anathuthia

      naphtha—flammable liquid hydrocarbon, sometimes eaten by dragons

      Ninys—country southeast of Goredd (adjective form: Ninysh)

      nupa—opal; euphemism for clitoris (Ninysh)

      ogham—ancient alphabet of carved hatch marks

      oubliette—claustrophobic pit used as a dungeon

      oud—lutelike instrument, often played with a pick, or plectrum

      palasho—palace (Ninysh)

      parthenogenesis—asexual reproduction

      Pelaguese—from the Archipelagos

      penoio—penis (Ninysh)

      Pentrach’s Dun—hill fort ruin

      pessary—form of early birth control; inserted vaginally; not as effective as modern kinds, but better than nothing

      Pinabra—vast pine forest in southeast Ninys

      Porphyry—small city-state northwest of the Southlands

      psalter—book of devotional poetry, usually illustrated; in Goreddi psalters, there’s a poem for each of the major Saints

      Quighole—dragon and quigutl ghetto in Lavondaville

      quigutl—small, flightless subspecies of dragon with a set of dexterous arms in place of wings and a tube-shaped tongue that can produce a flame

      Quootla—language of the quigutl; sometimes inaccurately described as “Mootya with a bad lisp,” as the two languages are mostly mutually intelligible

      saar—dragon (Porphyrian)

      saarantras—dragon in human form; plural: saarantrai (Porphyrian)

      St. Abaster—staunch defender of the faith, loves smiting sinners

      St. Agnyesta—patron of cheesemakers

      St. Bert (Jobertus)—patron of natural philosophy; collegium named for him

      St. Clare—patroness of the perceptive

      St. Daan—patron of romantic love (along with his partner, St. Masha)

      St. Fredricka—a living Saint and muralist who now lives in the Archipelagos

      St. Gobnait—patroness of the persistent; Lavondaville cathedral named for her

      St. Ida—patroness of musicians; music conservatory named for her

      St. Jannoula—a living Saint, helped instigate the recent war named for her

      St. Loola—patroness of children, the sick and indigent; hospices named for her

      St. Munn—patron of merchants, popular in Ninys

      St. Nedouard—the physician, recently deceased

      St. Ogdo—founder of dracomachia; patron of knights and of all of Goredd

      St. Pandowdy—a giant Saint who rose from the swamps near Lavondaville at the end of St. Jannoula’s War

      St. Prue (Prudia)—patron of history; monastery named for her

      St. Seraphina—what Seraphina is sometimes called, to her chagrin

      St. Siucre—patron of sweet memories; helps find what is lost

      St. Willibald (Wilibaio)—patron of markets and news; cathedral named for him

      Samsam—country southwest of Goredd (adjective form: Samsamese)

      Santi merdi!—holy shit (Ninysh)

      sarabande—slow, stately dance in three

      Segosh—capital of Ninys, center of art and culture

      snaphound—rather like a whippet

      Southlands—Goredd, Ninys, and Samsam together

      Tanamoot—dragons’ vast country north of the Southlands

      Tathlann’s Syndrome—serious medical condition afflicting dragons who received no maternal memories, usually due to the untimely death of the mother

      tes’puco—stupid-head, also a euphemism for penis (Ninysh)

      thmepitlkikiu—something so transcendent there are no words for it (Quootla)

      thnik—quigutl device that allows the transmission of voices over long distances

      thnimi—thnik that also transmits images

      thuthmeptha—when a quigutl metamorphoses from one sex to another, which happens several times across their lifespans (Quootla)

      Treaty Eve—annual commemoration of the treaty between Goredd and dragons

      Trowebridge—largest town in Ducana province

      tutlkikiu—splitting death, an affliction of quigutl (Quootla)

      -utl—Quootla suffix indicating contradictory case, wherein a word also means its opposite

      World Serpents—vast creatures out of quigutl mythology, believed to have created the world and to hold it together

      Yawning Nancy—pagan sculpture similar to an Irish Sheela-na-gig

      RACHEL HARTMAN is the author of the acclaimed and New York Times bestselling YA fantasy novel Seraphina, which won the William C. Morris YA Debut Award, and the New York Times bestselling sequel Shadow Scale. Rachel lives with her family in Vancouver, Canada. In her free time, she sings madrigals, walks her whippet in the rain, and is learning to fence.

      rachelhartmanbooks.com

      @_rachelhartman

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