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    Catastrophe Practice

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    But they did. They wanted something different.

      Jason seems to think. He looks at the audience.

      Then he walks up and down again as if lecturing.

      JASON

      Title brain is in two halves, so the left doesn’t do what the right is knowing. The left side talks, gives names —

      He stops, faces the audience, and holds out his left hand

      — left of the brain, that is —

      He rotates clockwise so that his back is to the audience. He lowers his left hand and holds out his right.

      — but this works the right, so there’s no contradiction.

      He lowers his right hand. He looks at Judith.

      The right side doesn’t speak much: knows what things are for —

      He turns clockwise so that he is facing the audience again.

      — but this works the left, so that if you’re watching, which you are —

      He holds out his right hand; then his left.

      Then he stares down as if fascinated or bewildered by the two of them side by side.

      After a time —

      JUDITH

      You drip, drip —

      JASON

      What does he make?

      JUDITH

      Who?

      JASON

      Mr Ackerman.

      JUDITH

      Chemicals.

      Jason looks at the audience. Then he puts out his hand against the vertical plane above the footlights as if he were feeling there a glass partition or a screen.

      JASON

      Shake it —

      JUDITH

      Like a cage —

      JASON

      A sieve —

      JUDITH

      A riddle —

      JASON

      A heartbeat.

      Ackerman comes on from behind the loggia. He wears an old overcoat over trousers and slippers. He seems to wear no make-up. He appears old. He looks at Jason. Then he walks along the balustrade at the back.

      ACKERMAN

      They’ve turned the heating off. I don’t know why. Wouldn’t be a bad thing if they did. Stupid buggers.

      He turns and watches Jason.

      Jason is still looking at the area above the footlights as if it might be a screen containing switches and dials.

      ACKERMAN

      I’m your version of me —

      JASON

      They’re their version of them —

      ACKERMAN

      Wouldn’t be a bad thing if they were; if they saw —

      JASON

      What: rubbish?

      Ackerman comes to the front of the stage and looks at the audience. He seems to act; Jason seems to be not acting.

      ACKERMAN

      — There’s a boy down there on the wire —

      JASON

      Do you remember when we went climbing?

      ACKERMAN

      You dangled on a rope —

      JASON

      I fell. Was resurrected.

      Ackerman and Jason stare at the footlights. It is as if they were watching the vertical screen above the footlights containing dials.

      ACKERMAN

      — Death, disease —

      JASON

      — Get down off your knees —

      ACKERMAN

      Which —

      JASON

      Both.

      Ackerman and Jason wait They watch the audience.

      ACKERMAN

      One or two —

      JASON

      Get through.

      ACKERMAN

      We didn’t know them —

      JASON

      Didn’t we?

      After a time Judith speaks with her eyes closed.

      JUDITH

      You can sing, can’t you? Dance?

      Jason speaks as if his sentence were the first line of a song —

      JASON

      — There was a busload going over the Alps —

      ACKERMAN

      — And an old lady wanted to pee — ?

      JASON

      — So I said — Milk? Sugar? —

      ACKERMAN

      — The water’s boiling —

      They stare at the audience.

      After a time Jason looks down over the footlights.

      JASON

      Something open —

      ACKERMAN

      Like a hook —

      JASON

      Like a woman —

      They wait.

      ACKERMAN

      Try it in second.

      JASON

      Now?

      Ackerman moves away. He stands by the loggia looking up. He declaims —

      ACKERMAN

      — Ariel will have great opportunities!

      JASON

      — The first age since that of Charlemagne! —

      They wait: they seem discouraged.

      ACKERMAN

      We’re not characters.

      JASON

      Are we?

      After a time —

      JUDITH

      I’m cold —

      ACKERMAN

      I’m hungry —

      JUDITH

      I’ll warm you —

      JASON

      I’ll wash it up.

      Ackerman leaves the loggia and goes to Judith and rumples her hair.

      Judith jerks her head away.

      Ackerman goes to the wings, left, and looks out. Judith sits up and arranges her skirt.

      JUDITH

      Is all this being taken down?

      JASON

      Yes there’s a man underneath in a monastery.

      JUDITH

      I thought it was a tomb.

      ACKERMAN

      No, it’s a laboratory.

      Jason turns from the footlights and watches Judith.

      Judith speaks formally —

      JUDITH

      You know how, in occupied countries, and the enemy are in the front row — well, if anyone knows the code, why don’t they know the message?

      ACKERMAN

      Such as —

      JASON

      Because —

      JUDITH

      — What are you doing tonight? The names of your dearest friends —

      JASON

      — What would be passed on, would be —

      ACKERMAN

      Don’t tell her! —

      JUDITH

      I see.

      Judith lies back and closes her eyes. Ackerman comes to the front of the stage and looks as if at the screen above the footlights.

      JASON

      — I’m cold —

      JUDITH

      — I’m hungry —

      ACKERMAN

      They have to do it themselves —

      JASON

      — I’ll warm you.

      Ackerman puts a hand out over the footlights. Behind him, Judith jerks her head away.

      ACKERMAN

      You see?

      JASON

      What —

      ACKERMAN

      More than we can say?

      Ackerman looks towards the wings, right. After a time Jason goes and sits on the steps of the loggia. He faces left across the stage. He acts like a story-teller: or as if he were embarking on another experiment.

      JASON

      We’d gone through the gamut of determinism, free will, come to the point — you know — you alter what is known. Well one of us, call him me, said — Granted the future goes its own way —

      He waits.

      He and Ackerman stare at the audience as if waiting for a reaction.

      Jason continues —

      We took a child, in its pram, to the airport — Ackerman seems to be watching dials above the footlights.

      They’d been watching for people like us — Ackerman turns to Judith, who is lying back with her eyes closed.

      There were aeroplanes flying —

      Ackerman puts a hand out, tentatively, towards Judith: then he turns and looks at the audience.

      In each, there was a connection between the pilot and the ground —

      Ackerman takes his hand away.

      Helena appears on
    the balcony above Jason’s head.

      Jason continues to watch Ackerman.

      We put the child, in its pram, by the control tower —

      Helena is wearing her clothes from the last act. She gazes out across the stage theatrically. She appears to be somewhat drunk.

      JASON

      Wires had to be attached from the suitcases to the pram —

      HELENA

      Jason —

      JASON

      Yes —

      HELENA

      How did you find your father?

      Judith speaks with her eyes closed.

      JUDITH

      — With a stick, a packing-case, and a couple of oranges —

      Ackerman turns and looks at Helena. He speaks as if he is amused.

      ACKERMAN

      — Sit in the packing-case using the stick —

      JUDITH

      — On the banana —

      HELENA

      But Jason, what else could he do?

      After a time Jason seems to carry on with his experiment.

      JASON

      Still, in the air, there were aeroplanes flying —

      HELENA

      You know how much he wanted this part!

      Jason seems to give up. He leaves the loggia steps. He goes to the balustrade at the back and looks over.

      Judith speaks with her eyes closed.

      JUDITH

      Leave it to the dogs’ home —

      JASON

      Build a library.

      Helena puts a leg over the balcony as if she is about to climb over.

      HELENA

      But if we’re not characters —

      Ackerman speaks to Jason —

      ACKERMAN

      Where’s Ariel —

      JASON

      Ask Jenny —

      HELENA

      What are we?

      Judith speaks as if answering Ackerman.

      JUDITH

      In the park

      Helena, as if drunk, seems about to fall over the balcony.

      Ackerman goes and stands underneath her and puts his hands up as if to help her on to his shoulders.

      Judith sits up and arranges her skirt She speaks again formally.

      JUDITH

      You know the experiment with the dog —

      Helena gets a foot down on to Ackerman’s shoulder.

      Show it a circle, give it food: show it an oval, give it —

      Jason looks down at the wire which trails over the balustrade. He seems to be considering whether or not to touch it.

      JUDITH

      Bring the two closer and closer together —

      JASON

      — You’ll betray me —

      JUDITH

      — You’ll make me —

      JASON

      — You’ll stand on those steps and say —

      He puts his hand on the wire.

      Helena gets both legs down over Ackerman’s shoulders.

      JUDITH

      It’s dead —

      JASON

      It’s not.

      JUDITH

      What —

      JASON

      The baby?

      Ackerman and Helena move off round the stage with her on his shoulders like elderly acrobats.

      Judith lies back with her eyes closed. She acts —

      JUDITH

      — The people on the roads! With their little tails going! —

      JASON

      — There were not many left to tell the tale.

      Jason pulls the wire up and coils it. Then he comes to the front of the stage carrying the wire. One end remains fastened to the crack in the rocks. He looks down over the footlights.

      JUDITH

      A connection —

      JASON

      Conception?

      JUDITH

      Connection!

      JASON

      I know they’re somewhere —

      JUDITH

      Like a bird?

      Helena, on Ackerman’s shoulders, looks up to the back of the auditorium. She speaks in a young girl’s voice.

      HELENA

      — Mummy —

      ACKERMAN

      — Yes?

      HELENA

      — What’s that person in the trees?

      ACKERMAN

      It’s the light of our lives, darling.

      Ackerman moves with Helena to the balustrade by the wings, back left. He seems to be trying to set her down there.

      JASON

      Ooops —

      JUDITH

      Oopla —

      JASON

      Upsadaisy —

      Jason seems to get an electric shock from the wire that he is holding. He drops it down over the footlights. Then he looks out over the audience.

      JUDITH

      — It goes on all the time —

      JASON

      Like music?

      Ariel comes on from the wings, back left. He wears a duffle coat. He seems to have stopped acting. He goes to Ackerman and seems to have a conversation with him.

      Helena is still on Ackerman’s shoulders. She is trying to get down. After a time, Ariel helps her down on to the balustrade.

      Judith calls —

      JUDITH

      Louder!

      Ackerman stops talking to Ariel. He turns to Judith.

      Jason squats by the footlights.

      JASON

      Can you hear?

      Helena enunciates carefully, as if relaying what Ariel has been saying —

      HELENA

      — My — men — are — outside —

      Jason takes hold of the wire over the footlights and pulls at it gently, as if it were a fishing line.

      ACKERMAN

      You telephoned —

      JASON

      What —

      ACKERMAN

      Exact time and place.

      Helena enunciates carefully —

      HELENA

      Do — not — leave — this — building —

      She climbs down from the balustrade.

      Jason lets go of the wire. He stands. He looks amongst the audience.

      ACKERMAN

      Got it?

      JUDITH

      — The tanks are in the streets —

      JASON

      There are people dying.

      They wait.

      Ariel goes out at the wings, back left.

      Ackerman remains at the back as if he is off-stage, watching.

      HELENA

      Harry —

      JASON

      Yes?

      HELENA

      Will you hold her for a moment please?

      Jason turns to her.

      JASON

      She’s my child?

      Jenny comes on from in front of the loggia, right. She wears a T-shirt and jeans.

      She comes to the front of the stage and begins undressing.

      JENNY

      God, do you know how often I have to do this? Every day Morning and evening. — Where’s the fire. In your great big beautiful eyes —

      When she is in her underclothes she looks at the audience. The others have paid no attention to her. She goes and stands by Jason.

      Where do they come from?

      JASON

      How did we do it —

      JENNY

      If it helps them.

      They wait.

      JUDITH

      Perhaps if we don’t watch —

      JENNY

      I’m burning!

      Jenny doubles up, holding her middle. Jason squats down by the footlights with his back to the audience, facing the stage. It is as if he were about to lower himself down by the wire over the footlights.

      HELENA

      But Harry, they’ll kill you —

      JUDITH

      What is this, a hairdresser’s?

      Jason is watching Judith.

      JENNY

      Who’re you talking to —

      HELENA

      The barman?

      Judith gets up off the chair and goes and stands by Ackerman. She faces Jason.

      JENNY

      Now yo
    u see it —

      HELENA

      Now you don’t.

      They wait.

      JENNY

      Leaping up the waterfalls

      JASON

      On to the dry land.

      They wait.

      JENNY

      I think it’s when it touches —

      HELENA

      What —

      JASON

      Not another world?

      JENNY

      The walls fall down?

      They wait.

      HELENA

      It’s when you’re dying.

      JENNY

      Trying —

      HELENA

      Dying —

      They wait.

      JASON

      Don’t touch!

      JENNY

      They’re in the building —

      HELENA

      They’re from outside.

      They wait.

      JENNY

      You step back —

      HELENA

      You go over.

      Judith puts her head on Ackerman’s shoulder. Then the lights on the stage go out.

     


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