It was just about to sink its teeth into her hand when Mark spotted it opening its mouth and scooped it onto his shoulder.
“Yeah, cos, like, moron over there has the pet fish, so the cat could be my evil sidekick … I mean pet,” Mark said.
“Well, you’d better bring her inside and we’ll get her something to eat and something to drink and a lovely warm place to sleep…” Mom was off again. Mark followed her with the vampire kitten perched on his shoulder. He looked back at us and did a quiet “Mwhaa, haaa, haaa, haaa”, and as he did it the kitten made a little “Mewww, meewww, meeww, meew” at the same time.
Frankie jumped up from the glass in my hand when he heard the kitten, and for a moment they glared at each other. The kitten licked her lips, then curled up against Mark’s shoulder.
“Hey, Mom, I think the kitten wants fish for dinner,” Mark said as he followed Mom into the house.
“Great! Now Mark’s not only gone back to being mostly evil but he’s got a mostly evil pet too. And one that likes to eat fish,” I said.
“I’d get Frankie a lid for his bowl,” Pradeep muttered.
Frankie splashed up and nodded in agreement.
“Well, I’d better get Toby back to my cousin’s house before he wanders off again,” Pradeep said.
“Hey, where is Toby?” I asked.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Mo O’Hara grew up in Pennsylvania and now lives in London, where she works as a writer, actor, and storyteller, visiting theaters and schools all across the UK and Ireland. Mo and her brother once brought their own pet goldfish back from the brink of death. You can sign up for email updates here.
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CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Frankie Goes Wild
Chapter 1: The Not-so-Great Outdoors
Chapter 2: Happy Zombie Trails
Chapter 3: A Grizzly Way to Start a Trip
Chapter 4: Beware the Eyes of the Marsh
Chapter 5: Campfire Fish!
Chapter 6: A Whole Tent of Trouble
Chapter 7: Breakfast and the Beast
Chapter 8: Savage by Name, Savage by Nature
Chapter 9: The Evil Claw
Chapter 10: To Track the Tracker
Chapter 11: Will the Real Beast Please Stand Up?
Chapter 12: The Old Rope-Booby-Trap-In-A-Pile-of-Leaves Trick
Chapter 13: The Return of the Beast
Chapter 15: Splat-Bomb Savage
Chapter 16: Frankie Snack
Chapter 17: The Flying Zombie
Revenge of the Paranormal Pets
Chapter 1: The Missing-Pets Mystery
Chapter 2: An Awfully “Nice” Evil Plot
Chapter 3: A Very Fishy Phone Call
Chapter 4: Pets with Powers
Chapter 5: Zombie Hide-and-Seek
Chapter 6: Fishy Foul Play
Chapter 7: The Kidnapper Strikes
Chapter 8: A Zombie Connection
Chapter 9: Evil Brothers “R” Us
Chapter 10: Never Trust a Booby
Chapter 11: Zombie Minions
Chapter 12: Paranormal Plans
Chapter 13: To Zap a Zombie
Chapter 14: Tortoise Awaaaaaaaay!
Chapter 15: Have You Hugged Your Vampire Kitten Today?
About the Author
Copyright
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MY BIG FAT ZOMBIE GOLDFISH: FINS OF FURY. Text copyright © 2014 by Mo O’Hara. Illustrations copyright © 2014 by Marek Jagucki. All rights reserved. For information, address Feiwel and Friends, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.
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