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    The Everything Kids' Joke Book

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      One-liner: a joke that is told in one line or sentence

      Parody: a humorous imitation of something serious

      Pun: the humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word with a similar sound

      Punch line: the part of the joke that gets the laugh

      Routine: a comedian’s collection of jokes that is done as an act over and over

      Running gag: a joke or stunt that happens several times in a movie, play, TV show, or standup routine

      Shtick: the regular bits and pieces that make up a comedian’s toolbox

      Sight gag: a joke that you need to see (like someone slipping on a banana peel) and usually has no words

      Slapstick: 1. two wooden slats that are slapped together to make the sound of something striking something else; 2. silly, wild goofiness

      Spit-take: when someone sprays a mouthful of liquid all over someone else in response to something said

      Spoonerism: a phrase where the first letters of a word are exchanged for another

      Standup: comedians who stand up in front of their audiences and tell jokes

      Straight man/Straight woman: the member of a comedy team who sets up the jokes and lets the gag player deliver the punch line

      Puzzle Answers

      page 3 • Hole In One

      page 7 • Why Oh Why?

      page 12 • Picto-Laugh #1

      page 13 • Say What?

      page 19 • Sounds Funny To Me

      page 25 • Hink Pink Kriss Kross

      page 31 • Picto-Laugh #2

      page 48 • It’s Rhyme Time

      page 49 • Bye Bye

      page 52 • Picto-Laugh #3

      page 53 • Love to Laugh

      page 54 • Picto-Laugh #4

      page 55 • It’s Joke Time!

      page 59 • Picto-Laugh #5

      page 60 • Fill Me In

      page 66 • Picto-Laugh #6

      page 67 • Rhyming Riddles

      page 70 What’s The Difference?

      page 72 • Quick Draw

      page 82 • Oops!

      page 87 • Picto-Laugh #7

      page 90 • Geo-Giggles

      page 91 • Picto-Laugh #8

      page 92 • Two-In-One

      page 93 • Elemorphant

      page 105 • Can’t Do It!

      page 115 Do You See What I See?

      Index

      A

      Airplane Two: The Sequel (film), 109

      Allen, Steve, 106

      Allen, Woody, 75

      animal jokes, 5–8

      astronaut jokes, 22–23

      B

      Ball, Lucille, 111

      banana jokes, 99–101

      Bankhead, Tallulah, 74

      beats, 96, 97, 99

      Beecher, Henry Ward, 51

      Beerbohn, Max, 114

      BFG, The (Dahl), 16

      Birds, The (film), 116

      Bombeck, Erma, 36

      Bottom’s Up (trick), 46

      Bruce, Lenny, 42

      burlesque, 101

      Burma-Shave rhymes, 79

      Burnett, Carol, 77

      C

      Can’t Do It! (riddle), 105

      Carrey, Jim, 103, 112

      caveman jokes, 33–34

      Chaplin, Charlie, 27, 99–100, 101

      Clark, Frank A., 81

      color jokes, 9

      comedians

      shtick, 112–13

      standup, 96–97, 99

      straight man/woman, 108–9

      timing and, 97, 99

      tips for, 96–97, 104, 106–7

      comedy

      slapstick, 101–2

      teams, 109

      using voices in, 107

      comic

      confusion, 106

      motion, 110

      timing, 97, 99

      Comic Relief, 107

      computer jokes, 9–11

      cowboy jokes, 73

      cummings, e.e., 15

      D

      Dahl, Roald, 16

      DeGeneres, Ellen, 64

      Didja hear jokes, 12–13

      dilemmas, 103

      dinosaur jokes, 33–34

      Double or Nothing (trick), 34

      Do You See What I See? (puzzle), 115

      Dumb and Dumber (film), 103

      Duse, Eleonora, 98

      E

      Elemorphant (puzzle), 93

      elephant jokes, 91–93

      Expanding Envelope, The (trick), 41

      Eye to Eye (trick), 21

      F

      family jokes, 62–68

      Fill Me In (riddle), 60

      funny bone, 77

      G

      gags, 43–46

      running, 109–12

      sight, 102–3, 114, 116–17

      Geo-Giggles (riddle), 90

      Goin’ Bowling (joke), 80

      Goldwyn, Sam, 71

      goofballs, 81–86

      gross jokes, 35–36

      H

      Helitzer, Melvin, 97

      Hink Pink Kriss Kross (puzzle), 25

      hinky-pinkys, 24–26

      Hole in One (riddle), 3

      humor quiz, 120–23

      I

      Infinite Jest (Wallace), 114

      In the Bag (joke), 78

      Irwin, Bill, 103

      It’s Joke Time (puzzle), 55

      It’s Rhyme Time (puzzle), 48

      J

      Jiggy Geography, 89

      jokes

      animal, 5–8

      banana, 99–101

      color, 9

      computer, 9–11

      cowboy, 73

      Didja hear, 12–13

      elephant, 91–93

      family, 62–68

      gross, 35–36

      hinky-pinkys, 24–26

      knock knock, 26–32

      Larry and Luna, 14–15

      light bulb, 87

      mad scientist, 24

      medical, 77

      monster, 2–4

      nickname, 80

      nun, 72

      occupational, 36, 49

      oldest, 102–3

      one-liners, 76

      peanut, 74–75

      pre-historic, 33–34

      quickies, 18–21

      school, 16–18

      sick, 4

      space, 22–23

      spoonerisms, 69, 71

      sports, 38–40

      Tom and Tina Swifties, 11–12

      voices for, 107

      K

      Kaufman, George S., 117

      Kean, Edmund, 112

      Keillor, Garrison, 63

      knock knock jokes, 26–32

      K words, 99

      L

      laughing

      dying from, 114

      health and, 77

      Lebowitz, Fran, 64

      Leno, Jay, 93

      Lewis, Jerry, 112

      light bulb jokes, 87

      limericks, 47–48

      Limick, 48

      Love to Laugh (puzzle), 53

      M

      mad scientist jokes, 24

      Marx Brothers, 108

      Melcher, Thom, 50

      Money Drop, or The Buck Doesn’t Stop Here (trick), 37

      monologue, 96

      monster jokes, 2–4

      Mr. Hulot’s Holiday (film), 116

      Murray, Bill, 112

      N

      Nash, Ogden, 48

      nickname jokes, 80

      nun jokes, 72

      O

      O’Donnell, Rosie, 104

      occupational jokes, 36, 49

      oldest joke, 102–3

      one-liners, 76

      Oops! (puzzle), 82

      P

      parodies, 117

      peanut jokes, 74–75

      pictographs, 12, 31, 52, 54, 59, 66, 87, 91

      Pink Panther (film), 110–11

      pre-historic jokes, 33–34

      punch lines, 8, 120–22

      puns, 41–42, 56–61

      puzzles

      Do You See What I See?, 115

      Elemorphant, 93


      Hink Pink Kriss Kross, 25

      It’s Rhyme Time, 48

      Love to Laugh, 53

      Oops!, 82

      Q

      quickies, 18–21

      R

      rhymes, Burma-Shave, 79

      Rhyming Riddles (riddle), 67

      riddles

      Can’t Do It!, 105

      Fill Me In, 60

      Geo-Giggles, 90

      Hole in One, 3

      It’s Joke Time, 55

      Rhyming Riddles, 67

      Say What?, 13

      Sounds Funny to Me, 19

      Two In One, 92

      What’s the Difference?, 70

      Why Oh Why, 7

      Rogers, Will, 40

      Roseanne, 112

      Rosten, Leo, 8

      routine, 96

      running gags, 109–12

      S

      Sandler, Adam, 112

      Say What? (riddle), 13

      Schiller, Friedrich von, 45

      school jokes, 16–18

      Seinfeld (television show), 111

      Seles, Monica, 35

      Sennett, Mack, 110

      shtick, 112–13

      sick jokes, 4

      sight gags, 102–3, 114, 116–17

      Simon, Neil, 99, 100

      slapstick, 101–2

      Sounds Funny to Me (riddle), 19

      space jokes, 22–23

      spit-take, 113–14

      Spooner, William Archibald, 69

      spoonerisms, 69, 71

      sports jokes, 38–40

      standup comedians, 96–97, 99

      standup routine, 96, 97

      Stoppard, Tom, 106

      straight man/woman, 108–9

      Street-Porter, Jack, 58

      Sunshine Boys, The (Simon), 99

      T

      Tati, Jacques, 116

      Three Blind Mice (trick), 29

      Tomlin, Lily, 64

      tongue twisters, 78

      tricks

      Bottom’s Up, 46

      Double or Nothing, 34

      Expanding Envelope, The, 41

      Eye to Eye, 21

      Money Drop, or The Buck Doesn’t Stop Here, 37

      Three Blind Mice, 29

      Turtle Soup (joke), 74

      Two In One (riddle), 92

      Tyler, Robin, 38

      V

      Vanderbilt, Gloria, 72

      Vilanch, Bruce, 75

      W

      Wallace, David Foster, 114

      What’s the Difference? (riddle), 70

      What’s the Punch Line? (quiz), 120–23

      White, E.B., 14

      Why Oh Why (riddle), 7

      Williams, Robin, 107, 112

      Woman on the Bus, The, 68

      Y

      Young Frankenstein (film), 109–10, 117

     

     

     



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