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    Poker Face

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      So you can see what a Lady Gaga might mean to young Japanese women.

      “She’s everything to us,” says a twenty-nine-year-old superfan who goes by the name Junko Monster. “We have nothing except for Gaga.” She is standing outside Kobe Kinen Hall with her best friend, Megumi Monster, who is carrying, in her handbag, a laminated board filled with pictures of the girls and Lady Gaga. It goes with her everywhere.

      “She said to us [that] we’re precious,” says Megumi Monster.

      “You feel her music and her art and energy,” says Junko Monster. “I can’t explain it.”

      Two nights later, in Yokohama, Lady Gaga is needier than before. She does her TinkerBell routine, lying across the stage, talking about the way TinkerBell says she will die if you don’t clap for her, and she’s like TinkerBell. “SCREAM FOR ME!!!!!” she exclaims, and she seems to really need it. “Do you think I’m sexy?” is another favorite, and she will goad the crowd till she gets the response she wants.

      What’s clear is that—despite having presented herself in deliberate opposition to the traditional manufactured sex bomb of a pop star, a girl who would never trade on her sexuality for fame—she wants to be the beautiful star. She wears a bobbed blond wig, forties-Hollywood-starlet style, liquid black eyeliner, and hot pink lipstick. She is made up to be pretty, though she’ll still put on a white fringed column with an attached headdress that makes her look like Cousin Itt.

      Junko Monster and Megumi Monster are at this show, too. Junko is wearing Diet Coke cans in her hair. The other day, she and Megumi wound up taking the same bullet train from Osaka to Yokohama as Lady Gaga—a total coincidence, they say. They are vibrating; they are the girls that Gaga spoke about onstage, who presented her with yet another handmade tribute, who taught her a few key words in Japanese. “ ‘Awesome’ and ‘fuck,’ ” Junko Monster says.

      Next to them, after the show, is a boy named Yuki Yoshida. He is tall and twenty-two and is wearing his own homemade version, in black, of Lady Gaga’s famous frothy, two-foot-tall white headpiece and eye mask. “Lady Gaga set me free,” he says, shyly. “What she did—her fashion, performance . . . maybe I could be Lady Gaga. Maybe I could create something. Maybe I have something. To be inspired is important.”

      There is a twenty-something woman wearing cigarette glasses. There are gaggles of girls in hair bows, blond wigs, and black bodysuits, neon skirts and slashed stockings. They overtook the nearby train station at two in the afternoon, traveling in packs, to the great bemusement of the middle-aged ticket takers and the young families who are here to go electronics shopping in the mall upstairs. The exuberance with which the Japanese fan digests, deconstructs, and reconstructs a look is unrivaled. “I’m going to miss Japan,” Lady Gaga said from the stage. “Everyone is so well dressed.”

      As has been said of Gaga herself, the genius of her show lies in its mix of radicalism and rote, meta and mainstream. Half of the show feels like the most innovative, challenging, arresting pop experience on the planet ever, and half of it feels utterly dated and cheesy, the wanton indulgences of the failed theater geek. There is fog and pyro and her keytar. There is a lead guitarist who looks exactly like Sergio!, the character Jon Hamm so recently did on Saturday Night Live, a shirtless, greased-up muscle freak in tight jeans, long black hair permed and pulled back in the oiliest half-ponytail ever, orgasmically playing and convinced that he’s wanted by everyone in the room. And then there’s the giant “Fame Monster,” a huge stuffed dragon that’s operated by visible stagehands, and the tree and the bench meant to be Central Park, and the fake subway car, and it all works. It’s a genius juxtaposition.

      What Gaga said about her stage show in 2007, as a baby artist with big ambition, is manifest in the tour she’s spending millions of dollars on now: “My performance has developed,” she said. “I’m trading in stripper shoes for Jimmy Choos, but the grit and the grind and the hairspray are still there. [It’s] the couture version of my downtown performance. It’s more fierce. I’ve been doing this for years, and fine-tuning it as I go.”

      That she has. It’s the on-the-dot end of her show, seamlessy executed, tighter and stronger and even more visually impressive than what she had going on in her debut show in Manchester eight weeks ago. But there is always room for improvement.

      “Good night, Japan!” she bellows. This time, it’s not just her bra that explodes. It’s her crotch, too.

      Bibliography

      ARTICLES

      One

      Callahan, Maureen, and Sara Stewart. “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, January 21, 2010.

      Interscope press release, “The Fame,” 2008.

      Previously unpublished interview, 2008.

      Two

      “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, p. 84.

      Barton, Laura. “I’ve Felt Famous My Whole Life.” Guardian, January 21, 2009.

      Previously unpublished interview, 2008.

      Three

      “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, p. 84.

      Seabrook, John. “Transformer.” New Yorker, February 1, 2010.

      Four

      Hattenstone, Simon. “Grace Jones: ‘God I’m Scary. I’m Scaring Myself.’ ” Guardian, April 17, 2010.

      Five

      Love, Courtney. “Courtney Love Does the Math.” Salon.com, June 14, 2000.

      Vena, Jocelyn, with additional reporting by Sway Calloway. “Akon Calls Lady Gaga His ‘Franchise Player.’ ” MTV.com, June 5, 2009.

      Six

      “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, p. 85.

      Slomowicz, DJ Ron. “Interview with Lady Gaga.” About.com, June 10, 2008.

      Kaufman, Gil. “Lady Gaga/Rob Fusari Lawsuit: A Closer Look.” MTV.com, March 19, 2010.

      Seven

      Thomas, Matt. “Going Gaga.” Fabmagazine.com, December 24, 2008.

      Eight

      Graff, Gary. “Lady Gaga Ready to Go for Headlining Tour.” Billboard.com, March 3, 2009.

      Nine

      Staff. “Aussie Shock Jocks Grill Gaga on Penis.” News.ninemsn.au, September 4, 2009.

      Ten

      Parnes, Amie, and Kiki Ryan. “Obama, Lady Gaga Vie for Limelight.” Politico.com, October 11, 2009.

      Spines, Christine. “Lady Gaga Wants You.” Cosmpolitan, April 2010.

      Weiner, Juli. “This Is So On: M.I.A. vs. Lady Gaga.” VanityFair.com, April 7, 2010.

      Cady, Jennifer. “Lady Gaga on ‘Telephone’ and Its Hidden Meaning.” Eonline.com, March 11, 2010.

      Sale, Jennifer. “Johnny Weir Worships at the Altar of Lady Gaga.” Examiner.com, February 15, 2010.

      Corsello, Andrew. “The Biggest Little Man in the World.” GQ, April 2010.

      Hampp, Andrew, and Emily Bryson York. “How Miracle Whip, Plenty of Fish Tapped Lady Gaga’s ‘Telephone.’ ” AdAge.com, March 13, 2010.

      BOOKS

      Herbert, Emily. Lady Gaga: Queen of Pop. London: John Blake Publishing Ltd., 2010.

      Phoenix, Helia. Lady Gaga: “Just Dance” The Biography. London: Orion Books, 2010.

      Index

      The pagination of this electronic edition does not match the edition from which it was created. To locate a specific passage, please use the search feature of your e-book reader.

      ABC No Rio, 40

      Abramovi´c, Marina, 220

      Ad Age, 212, 214

      Adams, Ryan, 104

      Aguilera, Christina, 16, 68–69, 104, 200, 202

      Åkerlund, B., 173

      Åkerlund, Jonas, 172, 199, 209, 210, 214

      Akon, 103–4, 109–10

      “Alejandro,” 171

      video for, 207

      Alleged Gallery, 40

      Allen, Lily, 106, 188, 201

      American Idol, 117, 171, 220

      Amos, Tori, 38

      Apple, Fiona, 5, 25, 38

      Arlene’s Grocery, 58

      Armani, Giorgio, 203

      B., Mel, 145

      B-52s, 158

      Backstreet Boys, 38, 69, 104

      “Bad Romance,” 12, 41, 171, 19
    8, 199, 208

      video for, 84, 199–200, 201, 209, 211

      Balazs, Andre, 121

      Banksy, 206

      Barney, Matthew, 52, 86

      Barney, Tamra, 208

      Basquiat, Jean-Michel, 40

      Beatles, 38

      “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich,” 34, 57, 67, 72, 91, 92, 143, 150

      Beauty Bar, 51

      Beck, 41

      Belverio, Glenn, 62

      Bennett, Roy, 154

      Besencon, Laurent, 67, 69, 74, 104, 106, 108

      Beyoncé, 91, 186, 200, 209, 211, 213

      Bieber, Justin, 82

      BigChampagne.com, 70, 118

      Billboard, 149, 198

      Billboard.com, 163

      Bitter End, 15–16, 20, 33, 35, 36, 58, 59, 75, 102

      Björk, 86–87

      Black Eyed Peas, 13

      Blender, 84–85, 88

      Blow, Isabella, 87

      Blue, Alektra, 210–11

      “Blueberry Kisses,” 37, 60

      Bluewater, 207

      Boiling Points, 14

      Bongiovanni, Gary, 187

      Bordello, 123

      Bowery, Leigh, 6, 83, 84, 86,

      87

      Bowery Ballroom, 41

      Bowie, David, 6, 17–18, 42, 63, 68, 83, 84, 89, 206, 208

      Box, 41

      Boy George, 83, 86

      Boyle, Susan, 82, 117–18

      “Boys Boys Boys,” 34, 79, 94–95, 109–10

      Bozzio, Dale, 6, 86, 187

      Branch, Michelle, 38

      Britain’s Got Talent, 117

      Brit Awards, 166

      Bronfman, Edgar, Jr., 202

      “Brown Eyes,” 37, 57, 60

      Brüno, 6

      Buzzcocks, 3

      Candy Warhol Films, The,

      151–52

      Caramanica, Jon, 80

      Carl, Lüc, 44–47, 63, 93–96, 99, 102, 103, 113, 159, 180–81, 221

      Carnegie Hall, 220–21

      Carter, Aaron, 69

      Carter, Troy, 123, 154, 157, 161, 174, 214

      Casablancas, Julian, 25

      Cazwell, 120, 132–33, 138, 182

      CBGB’s, 40

      Chalayan, Hussein, 90, 171

      Chance, Grayson, 118

      Cherrytree, 101

      Cho, Ben, 175–76

      Ciemny, Angela, 150, 159–61, 164–65, 173, 174, 180, 183, 185, 194–95

      Ciemny, David, 126, 131,

      133–34, 139, 144, 149, 150, 156–61, 163, 164–66, 173, 174, 179–81, 183–86,

      188–89, 196

      Cirque du Soleil, 6

      Clarkson, Kelly, 38

      Clockwork Orange, A, 89

      Club Skirts, 172

      CNN, 213

      Coachella, 105

      Coalition Media Group, 122

      Columbia Records, 23

      Confessions from the Velvet Ropes (Belverio), 62

      Convent of the Sacred Heart, 14–15

      Cooper, Alice, 87

      Corbijn, Anton, 6

      Cordele, Natasha, 222

      Cosmopolitan, 140

      Cowell, Simon, 82, 117

      Crevette Films, The, 151–52

      Cutrone, Kelly, 139

      Cutting Room, 25

      D., Justine, 61

      Da Family, 101

      Daft Punk, 163, 199

      Daily Mail, 188, 207

      Dalí, Salvador, 87

      Dancing with the Stars, 162, 179

      Danger Mouse, 206

      Daniel, Tom, 221

      Dean, Will, 188

      Dee, Julia, 58

      DeGeneres, Ellen, 118, 179

      Dell, Gavin, 4

      Destiny’s Child, 73

      Diana, Princess, 167

      Diddy, P., 197

      Diener, James, 119, 134

      Dinah Shore Weekend, 172

      Dior, 199

      DiSanto, Tony, 81–83, 135–36, 205

      “Disco Heaven,” 34, 92

      Donahue, Quinn, 107

      Don Hill’s, 51

      Drake, Jessica, 210, 213

      Dylan, Bob, 37

      East Village, 40

      electroclash, 6, 64, 65

      Elizabeth, Queen, 201

      Elle, 35, 201

      Ellen DeGeneres Show, The, 118, 179

      Emin, Tracey, 6

      E! Network, 214

      Entertainment Weekly, 149

      E! Online, 213

      Esquire, 112

      EW.com, 171, 213, 214

      Facebook, 12, 13, 82, 118, 134

      Fairey, Shepard, 206

      “Fame, The,” 101, 110

      Fame, The, 13, 34, 57, 80, 89, 94, 149, 157–58, 167, 203

      Fame Ball tour, 163, 170–71

      Fame Kills tour, 186–87

      Fame Monster, The, 167, 199

      Famous Music Publishing,

      23–24, 70

      Farrell, Perry, 104, 105

      Felix Da Housecat, 64

      Fergie, 200

      Field, Sally, 6

      Fischerspooner, 6

      Flying Nun, The, 6

      FlyLife, 120, 132, 140–41

      Fonda, Jane, 219

      Forbes, 12

      Formichetti, Nicola, 193–96

      Frere-Jones, Sasha, 89–90

      Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, 166–67

      Frock ’n’ Roll, 52

      Fun Gallery, 40

      Furtado, Nelly, 37

      Fusari, Rob, 11, 22, 24–28,

      31–34, 37–40, 45, 51,

      53–57, 60, 63, 66–67, 71, 73–74, 81, 91–93, 101, 104, 105, 107–8, 111, 125

      lawsuit of, 126–28

      Fuse, 86

      Gabriel, Peter, 86

      Gaga, Lady:

      as bisexual, 131, 180

      burlesque act of, 52–54

      cultural influences of, 6, 7, 84–89, 173

      gender rumors about, 166–67, 189, 209–10

      hospital visits of, 184–85

      influence of, 200–201

      name change of, 11, 16, 23, 35, 55

      recording contracts of, see Interscope Records; Island Def Jam

      teacup carried by, 166,

      167–68

      teen years of, 14–16, 42, 43, 84, 131

      Garland, Eric, 70, 118

      Garland, Judy, 87

      Gateley, Liz, 81–83, 89, 197

      Gaultier, Jean-Paul, 200

      Gawker, 213

      gay community, 6, 7, 79–80, 87, 88, 119–20, 122, 131–33, 135–36, 140–41

      Gehry, Frank, 199

      Germanotta, Cynthia (mother), 14, 21, 22, 28, 35, 60, 69, 113, 159, 164, 212

      Germanotta, Joseph (father), 13, 20–22, 27–28, 34–36, 39, 53, 69, 73, 99–100, 113, 123, 128, 155, 159, 197

      Germanotta, Natali (sister), 22, 28, 164, 221

      Gibson, Laurie Ann, 174

      Glastonbury Festival, 166,

      187–88

      Glee, 208

      Goldberg, Danny, 71

      Goldfrapp, 39

      Goodman, William, 214

      Gorka, Kenny, 36

      Gossip Girl, 41

      Grady, Christina, 198

      Grammy Awards, 203

      Greenfield, Jeff, 212

      Grier, Josh, 104, 128

      Guardian, 80, 86, 149, 188

      Guerinot, Jim, 73

      Guns ’N Roses, 173

      Habacker, James, 53, 54

      Hagen, Nina, 86

      Hanson, Mariah, 172

      Haring, Keith, 40

      Harvilla, Rob, 203

      Haus of Gaga, 152, 163, 195

      Herbert, Vincent, 101, 103, 108, 110

      Highline Ballroom, 143, 181

      Hills, The, 81, 139

      Hilton, Nicky, 15

      Hilton, Paris, 15, 205, 206

      Hilton, Perez, 70, 133–34, 141, 155, 173

      Hirsh, Erin, 159, 174, 180, 195

      Hirst, Damien, 6, 75, 199

      “Hollywood,” 33

      How to Make It in America, 208

      Human Rights Campaign National Equality Dinner, 198–99

      HX, 131


      Internet, 12–14, 17, 70, 82, 85, 100, 117–19, 133–35

      Interpol, 26, 41

      Interscope Records, 42, 101–4, 108–12, 119, 120, 122–24, 133, 136–37, 139, 142,

      150–55, 162

      Iovine, Jimmy, 108–10, 112, 120, 121, 162

      Island Def Jam, 16, 68, 71–74, 91–93, 99–101, 110

      iTunes, 13

      Jackson, Janet, 207

      Jackson, Michael, 5, 166, 173, 188–89, 207, 214

      Jacobs, Marc, 200

      Japan, 139, 217–18, 221–25

      Japan Times, 222

      Jersey Shore, 135, 194

      Jimmy Kimmel Live, 165

      Jingle Ball, 164

      Joel, Billy, 4, 6, 20, 38

      John, Elton, 6, 203, 208

      Johnston, Levi, 141–42

      Jolie, Angelina, 199

      Jonathan Fire*Eater, 41

      Jones, Grace, 6, 84, 86, 136,

      202

      Jones, Norah, 38

      Joy Division, 3

      “Just Dance,” 110–11, 112, 125, 132, 136, 139–43, 145, 150, 162, 163, 166, 170

      video for, 120, 122, 134

      Kafafian, Tommy, 32, 37,

      54–58

      Kallen, Seth, 13, 20, 23

      Kennedy, Caroline, 15

      Ke$ha, 70, 172, 200, 208

      Kierszenbaum, Martin, 101

      Killers, 26, 94, 95

      King Kong, 6

      Klein, Steven, 207

      Kluger, Adam, 211–12

      Kobe World Kinen Hall, 217–18, 222–23

      Koh, Terence, 220

      Kon Live, 101, 110

      Kors, Michael, 200

      Krelenstein, Greg, 65

      Kubrick, Stanley, 89

      Kubwa, Toto, 207

      Kwak, Karen, 71–72

      LaChapelle, David, 179, 180, 182, 186

      Ladyfag, 79–80

      Lagerfeld, Karl, 41, 158,

      200–201

      Lam, Derek, 200

      Lambert, Adam, 16

      La Roux, 92

      L.A. Times, 198, 205

      Lauper, Cyndi, 7, 204, 208

      Lavigne, Avril, 38

      Law, Jude, 41

      Lawrence, Don, 68–69

      Lepore, Amanda, 132, 182

      Lewitinn, Sarah, 68

      Lezark, Leigh, 65–66

      Lil Wayne, 208–9

      Logo, 136–38, 145, 166

      Lohan, Lindsay, 20

      Lollapalooza, 59, 104–8, 187

      Long Island City, 52

      Lopera, Frank “Speedy,” 180, 181–82, 186

      Lord-Alge, Tom, 91

      Love, Courtney, 100

      “LoveGame,” 142, 143, 150, 183, 188

      Lower East Side, 11, 28, 40–47, 51, 52, 54, 58, 61, 64–66, 95–96, 111, 175

      Luke & Leroy’s, 51

      Lush Life (Price), 41

      Lyonne, Natasha, 175

     


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