VOICE 13
crawls inside herself. So much
to forgive
[LEAVES A TWENTY ON THE PILLOW. KISSES THE DOORFRAME, REMOVES LIPS]
VOICE 14
wash your hands of this [turns to audience, vomiting diamonds] “I’m a stupid woman, always swallowing myself like this”
VOICE 15
[laughs sarcastically] your heart is not a mirror
VOICE 16
[burns both hands, enters hell] your heart is not a mirror
ENSEMBLE WEEPS
this love is not for you,
[CHARACTER IS PARALYZED IN SHEETS]
VOICE 17
she is knocking on the room next door
VOICE 18
[whispers to audience] is named Ella or Gwendolyn or another kind of storied princess, she just wants a window to jump out of
VOICE 19
VOICE 20
[FADES TO BLACK, CRIMINALLY QUIET]
Dear YouTube Comments
Inspired by Lindy West
what would most make you happy?
what would most make you delight in your own skin?
Have you ever received flowers from anyone?
Ever?
Is it hard to be so knife-like?
My little sister told me that she buried
a flower once after accidentally picking it.
Can you imagine that kind of humanity?
Or do you find yourself ripping
the heads off daffodils and laughing?
Did someone once cut out your heart with
flippant hands and you forgot how to speak kindly?
When you fell, did they press their boot
against your chin and say
“Suck it up, pansy”
Did you stay that way for a while after that unkindness,
powerless
It hurts a lot less when you can’t see
your own blood, doesn’t it
when you close your eyes like a night shade,
you can pretend the blade in your side
is just a hiccup after pot roast
The mind is a mother like that
“kill yourself, you fat cow”
“you deserved to be raped”
oh daisy, oh lily, oh marigold
There are so many of us
“shut up hefer”
“girls like her make me sick”
Do you know how strange it is that any body
has an opinion on any other body?
Do you know that some people never find
what they love most about themselves?
That they spend their whole lives wishing
they were someone else?
Oh lilac, oh rosie
we are all flowers with our heads off
No one gave us a burial
“maybe you should sew your mouth shut”
Have you ever loved anyone so much,
that you wanted to bring them flowers
every
precious
morning?
P.S. u are a sad and depressin fuk, too
We Call These Creative Differences
Talked Friday / your career / the album / not trying /
to control / or upset you. But / frustrated / seriously /
detrimental to the process. / conflicting / your
management thinks / is the best way / successful
record. / major-label / the process / commercial
viability / Last record / achieved such little success /
entirely opposite / how you expressed you / wrong
place / formally / relieve you of your contract /
yourself. Additionally, / indifference toward success
/ or a hit. unwillingness / and / not commercially
successful / product / we have / artists / hit-makers. /
you are trying to avoid / “Success” to us / millions /
radio hits to follow / pop / ten times the amount / last
year / I would have felt / some reassurance. I respect
/ The bottom line / you seem to not / take advantage
/ expressed no desire / writing the album yourself /
not a path / none of us are comfortable / with you /
The truth is / you have not had a hit / you / desperately
need one. / financially / terrible /
commissions / frustrating / and your career / a
downward slope. The momentum / gone. No desire /
to take outside songs and you / caused this / every
mainstream booker / passed on / no shows / Because
the melancholic mood of your set / on the decline.
Star potential / no one really knows / “Same Love” /
three years ago. / We believe / will not yield /
Getting a hit that excites us / you refuse / co-writing
you want to be “unique” / major label
become / established / manager / extremely powerful
you cannot have / life. Not trying / blindside /
consider what I have said.
Thanks,
Foreign Feeling of Beauty
to Katie Pellegrino, Debora Spencer, Autumn de Wilde, Shervin Lainez, Mindi Gilyeat Skidds, and anyone who’s ever fluffed my hair
Remember when you took your senior photos
And you felt like a model,
And how the photographer encouraged you
and occasionally murmured,
“stunning.”
You understood how people could do that for a living
wear new clothes and hear “stunning” over and over again
“stunning”
and when you cried at how sublime
it was to be called stunning
and what a strange feeling that was
and how that foreign feeling of beauty
was kind of lonely, wasn’t it?
That you never felt that way before? In your whole life?
looking at the spread of negatives on the kitchen table
you didn’t want to ruin them with your small tears
Remember after the hair salon
When you stood in front of the mirror
in sheer disbelief while
Mindi fluffed your hair
this way and that
and how it was a little bit sad that someone
thumbing their fingers through your
hair felt like a halo,
felt wanted
are there people that exist that feel like that all the time?
or does everyone cry when they’ve been ugly for so long
and hear “stunning”
How do I say that when I am alone and
feel so very heavy
If I Were an Artist,
I Would Paint You Joyful
i would paint laughing and i would paint a song
but the art is contorted, even in my mind.
it isn’t what i told the brush to do. hey canvas,
hey red slop. my wrist is ugly & uncomfortable
here you are in my room, here you are crying
here you are crying about my leaving
here i am ruthless and gentle and wrong
you are crying onstage. if i hate myself
enough, i can call it kindness
no, no look! a sunflower instead
a meadow filled with babies
the babies are dressed as sunflowers!
what joy! do you hear the music?
i can hear you weeping into the microphone
i am not an artist. it isn’t beautiful.
I scratch out the meadow with my fingernail.
each stroke, tiny evil truths.
Morning Blessing, May 19th.
for Paige
I.
how could I deserve
this goodness, this
morning, O
I wish it were a whale,
s
o I may see
love,
heaven. sweat. real
stupid, ridiculous
music in my body—
I only care
if it’s you
at the end of the aisle/
the tourniquet
you you you you you
I am a ready and able
offering,
my love. I want the
ache & ghost and
kiss, this life with you.
synthesis of stars,
you, my forever heart,
the brilliantly obvious
angel calling to me
in the evening—
god I want to wake up
every morning,
and again after that.
Bless you
hands? to kiss all
unwavering beauty. O
—is it god? bless this.
bless it fiercely & blue
this moment of royal
this weight of
love, the infinite
love, this welcome
village
of dancing
& me
you carry the stars
on my charred heart
& me & us & lucky—
paradise
listen. time is a fool
now & then & forever
oh bless this
present ocean. holy
shameless love. Bless
the selves I was before
now. Bless that hell
again. that hell
is part of my history.
with you,
night & moon & kiss.
everything is so alive.
Bless you again
I would like to thank my editor, Kate Farrell, for being a champion of this book. I am grateful for your thoughtfulness and positivity and enthusiasm for such a depressing book of poems. I would also like to thank everyone at Macmillan, Henry Holt, and Feiwel & Friends for believing in my book and letting me be the unicorn queen of my manuscript. I feel so lucky to have a team this supportive of my voice and writing.
I would also like to thank Sara Brickman, who saved this book. Sara painstakingly line edited these poems and gave such thoughtful, brilliant critiques that have forever impacted my writing. So grateful for you and your spirit and your perfect laugh.
I would like to thank Marc Kaplan for inviting me to perform at his daughter’s school fundraiser, where I read some poems, and was introduced to Kate from Henry Holt. Divinity is a good friend.
So are you, Marc.
I do not do any of this alone and have a team of wonderful people who deserve recognition for their support, energy, and vision. Thank you Nadia Schuessler, Simon Green and everyone at CAA, Alyssa Fasolino, Kat Eves, Gihan Salem, Brian Giggey, Amy Gravesande, Tim Mendonsa, Carole Kinzel, Shervin Lainez, and Micaela Lattanzio.
Thank you to my family: Mom, Anne, Hannah, Kat, Catie, Jer, Amy. As mom said once, you are all wonderbeings with skin on. Thanks for letting me be a true weirdo.
Thank you to everyone I have loved, kissed, crushed on, sent unsolicited love poems to. Thank you to everyone who has broken my heart. I don’t know if that broken heart part made me a better person, but it did make me a better writer.
Paige, you are my favorite chapter of this story. I am the luckiest.
Tim, you are my friendship hotdog. Thank you for letting my cry at you for the last ten years. Thank you for keeping me alive on the nights I felt myself drowning in the enormity of shame.
Kristen, thank you for always being in my corner.
Nadia, I hope we get to laugh and drink wine on the porch until we die.
Julien, you are a gift to the world. I am grateful for your friendship.
Mal, thank you for seeing me when I felt so contorted by heartache. I hope to always know you.
Hollis and Rose, where would I be without you? Who would I be? Thank you.
Sara Ramirez, it is an honor to know you. Thanks for letting my cry on the phone at you. Here’s to more nights of self-reflection, honesty, cocktails, and lamenting about the utter fuckery of love.
Cutrone, praise the divine goddess for you and your grace, power, and wisdom. I’d happily start a fight in a restaurant for you any day if it means smashing the patriarchy with you and Ava.
Thank you to Youth Speaks, Brave New Voices, Winter Tangerine, Arts Corps, and The Seattle Poetry Slam.
This would be the dumbest page of acknowledgments if I didn’t mention the poets I love, the poets that are friends, the poets that make me weep, the poets that have encouraged me to grow. There’s a lot of them. Look every single one of them up. Buy their work:
Shira Erlichman, Tara Hardy, Angel Nafis, Ebo Barton, Safia Elhillo, Brian Ellis, Rose McAleese, Rachel McKibbens, Rudy Francisco, Lauren Zuniga, Jon Sands, Buddy Wakefield, Anis Mojgani, Ada Limon, Aracelis Girmay, Morgan Parker, Hera Lindsay Bird, Ashley Lumpkin, Jesse Parent, Megan Falley, Richard Siken, Danez Smith, Franny Choi, Camonghne Felix, Nikkita Oliver, Maddy Clifford, Hollis Wong-Wear, Rachel Wiley, Chris Zweigle, Olivia Gatwood, Kim Selling, Jayy Dodd, Nina Powles, William Nu’utupu Giles, Jamaica Osorio, Muggs Fogarty, Denice Frohman, Doc Luben, Sarah Maria Medina, Sierra DeMulder, Andrea Gibson, Sarah Kay, Melissa Lozada-Oliva, Janae Johnson, Amber Tamblyn, Brit Shostak, Roma Raye, Lana Ward, Donte Johnson, Casey Tonnelly, Matt Blesse, Ken Arkind, Mindy Nettifee, Denise Jolly, Amy Everhart, Alaka‘i Kotrys, Jovan Mays, Robyn Bateman, Imani Sims, Robert Lashley, Shaun August, Clare Elliot, Beau Sia, Jodie Knowles, Austin Mansell, Christian Drake, Justice Ameer Gaines, Mike McGee, Roberto Carlos Ascalon, Gibson Collins, Robin Park, Erich Haygun, Jocelyn Ng, George Watsky, Matt Gano, Danny Sherrard, Brianna Albers, Samantha Peterson, El Dia, Ittai Wong, Elaina Ellis, Chrysanthemum Tran, Stephen Meads, Eirean Bradley, Mud Howard, Karen Finneyfrock, Sam Sax, Miles Walser, Hieu Minh Nguyen, Elizabeth Acevedo, Joshua Jennifer Espinoza, Tu Anh Phan, Jae Carroll, Chris Carroll, Joy Harjo, Jeanann Verlee, Lucille Clifton, Aziza Barnes, Teresa Siagatonu, Eve Ewing, Caroline Harvey, Simone Beaubien, Mahogany L. Browne, Amber Flame, Troy Osaki, Sean Patrick Mulroy, Yasmin Belkhyr, Natasha T. Miller, Kirya Traber, Aaron Samuels, George Yamazawa, Jamila Woods, Porsha Olayiwola, Lydia Havens, Hanif Abdurraqib, Dominique Christina, Dåkot-ta Alcantara-Camacho, Jasmine Mans, Ronnie Rain, Ashlee Haze, Kaveh Akbar, Emily Rose, Patricia Lockwood, and Jack McCarthy, who beat me in my very first slam.
About the Author
Mary Lambert is a multifaceted artist—a singer, songwriter, musician, and poet. Along with Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, she is the talent behind the incredible Grammy-nominated single “Same Love.” A mental health advocate and LGBTQ activist, Mary lives in Seattle, Washington. Visit marylambertsings.com, or sign up for email updates here.
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CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
ONE
my body is terrifying,
idaho is a giant shithole,
and other wholesome stories
TWO
the good things are still flawed
and
i think i got intestinal problems because farting is really hard to do when
you’re in bed with a hot person
THREE
Congratulations, you are bipolar
FOUR
Bless this whole shit show
FIVE
Started from the bottom,
now I can pay my bar tab
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
Copyright © 2018 by Mary Lambert
Lyrics from
“Smoke Signals” by Phoebe Bridgers reprinted by permission of Phoebe Bridgers and Marshall Vore, published by Whatever Music (ASCAP), administered by Kobalt/Pizza Money Music (ASCAP).
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First paperback edition 2018
eBook edition October 2018
eISBN 9781250195883