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    City of the Uncommon Thief


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      DUTTON BOOKS

      An imprint of Penguin Random House LLC, New York

      First published in the United States of America by Dutton Books,

      an imprint of Penguin Random House LLC, 2021

      Text copyright © 2021 by Lynne Bertrand

      Map art copyright © 2021 by Francesca Baerald

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      Ebook ISBN 9780525555339

      This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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      Cover art © 2020 by AJ Frena

      Cover design by Kristin Boyle

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      For Hans

      CONTENTS

      Cover

      Title Page

      Copyright

      Dedication

      Ex Libris

      Map

      Elements of the Clock and Calendar

      The Guild Towers of Gallia District and Their Exports

      Invocation of the Muse

      Part I

      A Gut Run

      Stolen Goods

      Caput Mortuum

      Sacked

      A Felon

      A Night Visit

      Tatu

      An Odd Assignment

      Coracles

      Beklemek

      Body Count

      Six Lines

      Ice

      A Conjuror

      Ships

      An Odd Remedy

      Exports

      A Girl

      Al-Razi

      An Odd Mistake

      Gea

      Préférerais Tu

      Part II

      Relics

      Falling

      The Twig

      Purgament

      The Shard

      Stillness

      The Remains

      A Rescue

      The Baidaq

      Birth-Night

      The Three of Spades

      The River

      The Khazarite’s Journal

      A Pub Squall

      High Poetry

      Fylgia

      Spoke

      Utlag

      The Sewers

      The Attarh

      The Riverbank Yurt

      Wolf Work

      In the Gutters

      A Thief

      Seen

      A Name

      Five Hundred Pages

      Sallanen

      Gaol

      Iosal

      A Going-Story

      The Muse

      No Reflection

      A Guest

      The Bluebird

      Banhus-Theof

      Collateral

      A Mis-Telling

      Tangled

      Empty-Handed

      Rising

      Part III

      Ready

      Border Crossing

      Corrections

      Darkness

      A Ghost

      Sunrise

      Master Guilder

      Bound

      The Apothecary

      A Contract

      A Stranger

      Knotwork

      Waiting

      Mine

      A Question

      Mercy

      Mirrors

      Gallus

      Burning

      Farewell

      Mearc-Stapa

      Sonhos

      The Prize

      Brother Enemies

      The Small Uurs

      Chicken Drama

      Help

      By a Thread

      A Delivery

      An Odd Letter

      Part IV

      Regrets

      Parting

      The Gauntlet

      Unready

      More Poetry

      Suspicions

      Cold Questions

      A Fool

      Math

      Half Brother

      Lost

      Sacrifice

      Encrypted

      The Messenger

      The Crow

      Unforgotten

      Irfelaf

      Fur

      A Roof Master

      The Vault

      Undone

      Done

      Predator

      An Army

      Rest in Peace

      Vitriol

      The Double

      Fright

      In the Balance

      A High Meeting

      In a Tent

      Dawn

      Gauntless

      One Relic

      Part V

      The Streetcat

      Second Sight

      Scars

      Familiars

      A Binding

      An Assembly

      She

      The Guildmaster

      Paperwork

      Opening Lines

      Epilogue

      Ex Libris Lb

      Acknowledgments

      About the Author

      EX LIBRIS

      Errol Thebes

      ELEMENTS OF THE CLOCK AND CALENDAR

      THE BELLS OF THE DAY

      NOCTIS: MIDNIGHT

      FESTIVUM: ONE O’CLOCK

      SOMNIUM: TWO

      CRUSTUM: THREE

      PURGAMENTUM: FOUR

      EPISTOLA: FIVE

      PERFECTUM: SIX

      ERRATUM: SEVEN

      GRANUM: EIGHT

      SANGUIS: NINE

      SUDORE: TEN

      LACRIMAE: ELEVEN

      MERIDIANUS: NOON

      LIBRI: ONE

      TEXO: TWO

      PARIO: THREE

      EFFIO: FOUR

      FORCTIS: FIVE

      ANIMO: SIX

      RADIX: SEVEN

      JOCUS: EIGHT

      DULCIBUS: NINE

      TUMULTUS: TEN

      IN SACCI: ELEVEN

      THE DAYS OF THE WEEK

      IDEM 1 • IDEM 2 • IDEM 3 • IDEM 4 • IDEM 5 • IDEM 6 • IDEM 7

      THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR

      WINTER

      BOREAL

      RHAGFYR

      HORNUNG

      SPRING

      FAOL

      HLYDA

      ZEPHYR

      SUMMER

      PIOGGIA

      LANGESONNE

      GAMAN

      AUTUMN

      SHAMAL

      MISTRAL

      GANSO

      THE GUILD TOWERS OF GALLIA DIST
    RICT

      AND THEIR EXPORTS

      ALBACETE

      NAVAJAS

      ANTWERP

      LACE

      ARAWAK

      HAMACS

      ASHLEY

      DITTY BAGS

      ASTRA

      ASTROLABES

      ATTARH

      ATTARH

      BAMAKO

      DOHOLS

      BIAN PAO

      FIREWORKS

      BYLG

      BELLOWS

      CATALHOYUK

      MAPS

      CHAKRA

      WHEELS

      COLOPHON

      SPINDLES

      CUBIT

      WEIGHTS & MEASURES

      DANNEBROG

      VEXILLA

      DRAGEOIRS

      PLANETS

      FLANDERS

      DAMASK

      FULCRUM

      BALANCES

      GALLIA

      BARRELS

      GAMIN

      LOCKS

      GENOA

      BOBBINS

      GHENT

      WOOL FELT

      HAYO

      FLAILS

      IBERIA

      VIHUELAS

      KAZBEK

      BURKAS

      KOUTI

      CHESTS

      LASCAUX

      FLY-LINES, ROPE, RIGGING

      MYNWY

      MONMOUTHS

      PARAMOUDRA

      FLINTS

      PAZYRYK

      CARPETS

      PERLEW

      FISHING NETS

      PHRYGIA

      TOQUES

      PIKOR

      GRAIN SACKS

      PIPS

      DICE

      PLINY

      BESTIARIES

      PYTHAGORAS

      FORMULAE

      QUMRAM

      QUILL INK

      RAEPTEEK

      BEADS

      SEGLOM

      SAILCLOTH

      SHOU

      INCENSE

      SINDH

      BUTTONS

      STRAEL

      FLETCHERY

      SUANPAN

      ABACUSES

      TALLOW

      CANDLES

      TANG

      PLAYING CARDS

      TEIFI

      CORACLES

      THEBES

      KNOTTING SPIKES

      TOKMAK

      KNOBS

      TSUCHI-KING

      CRICKET ROOMS

      TYRIA

      DYES

      VOZOK

      SLEDGES

      WILGIA

      WILLOW BASKETS

      YARIM TEPE

      KILNWORK

      Invocation of the Muse

      I DON’T DREAM and never have. I hardly sleep. Lately I bide the nights by choosing names for each ship in a vast fleet. The names come to me from what sky I can see through a square cut in the roof of my tent. Taygete, Ye-Ji, Bellatrix, Al-Uqdah. I was at work on this list, long after noctis on the thirteenth of Rhagfyr, with a quill in hand and my head lamp dimly lit. An east wind harassed the tower roofs and strained the tent flaps and tethers. One of the bog-pot doors must have pulled off its hinge and was banging against the jamb. Odd Thebes lay next to me, lost in sleep.

      “What was that?” I said.

      “What was what?” he mumbled into his pillow.

      “Someone just called for you.”

      “’Tis naught.” He rolled away from me. “Who would be out in this larceny wind? No one.”

      I pulled wools and a tunic from the heap of our clothes and slipped out onto the roof. The bucket fires were cold and the iron tower was slick with ice underfoot. I stood at the edge.

      A minute passed before someone called again the bard’s name: “Odd Thebes.” I shone my lamp into the abyss. Twenty feet out and ten down, on the plank between my guild tower, Lascaux, and our neighbor Gallia, sat a runner so ragged I barely knew him.

      “The bard ignores me and sends a mere muse,” he called, squinting into my light through a billow of steam. I had to wipe my hands of sudden sweat, for I had never seen a plank so deeply bowed as this one, certainly not under the weight of one runner.

      “The outlaw returns,” I called back.

      A gust of wind dispelled the steam, and now I could see that the weight bearing down on the plank was not merely the runner’s but also that of the colossal beast upon which he sat.

      “What is that?” I said.

      The runner studied the animal beneath him, as though he was as surprised as I was to find it there. It was a hoofed creature, easily the weight of seven guilders, umber-furred and broad in the chest, with a pair of branches jutting from the sides of its head and more of that steam huffing from velvet nostrils.

      “That,” he said, “is another. A nother.” He was struggling. “An other.” The mere emphasis on the word caused the plank to tremble. In one hand he held a pair of sticks—tamping rods or lapidary files, I thought, or marlinespikes. With the other hand he removed a flask from his pocket, then uncorked it with his teeth and spit the cork into the abyss. “Tell me something,” he said, taking an unsteady swig. “Given the choice, would you rather be Sisyphus or Theseus?”

      “It’s the middle of the night,” I said.

      “Would you prefer to drown in the hands of a fiend or be devoured alive?”

      “That depends. Are we out of arsenic?”

      “I’m asking a real question. What would you do, if you were me, the irfelaf son of a high-ranking guildmaster, in a city quarantined by fear?”

      “I would think twice before I filled my head with whiskey over a mile-high abyss,” I said. “On the back of a sheep on an ice-rimed plank. And insulted the only help within earshot.”

      “It’s a stag,” he said.

      Something moved at the edge of my lamplight. The runner and I both turned to look. A skin-and-bones foundling crouched at the edge of Gallia.

      The runner flinched and blurted something in his ancient guild tongue and, to my horror, hurled the sticks at the foundling. He may as well have dropped a whole new stag onto the stressed plank. The cedar split with a sickening crack. The stag scrambled for purchase in a spray of splinters and ice but slid backward, with the runner gripping its fur. They fell into the abyss.

      Then? Then. That foundling leapt out onto what remained of the plank and ran toward me. Did it not see the splintered end? The nothing air? It dove straight down, grasping at the darkness.

      From inside my tent the bard called out, “What was that?”

      “Um—”

      There came a shift in the column of air between the towers, and I stepped back from the edge for what came next.

      * * *

      —

      This isn’t my tale, and I won’t be accused of thieving it from the bard. But as I have a script of my own, I’ll tell this bit more. I kept a wad of that umber fur, and a feather, too. I’m sure there are cities in the world beyond our wall where, every day, guilders find such relics caught on a fence or blowing about in the street and can’t even bother to pick them up, common as the beasts are who wear them. But here, in towers devoid of animals of any kind, fur and feathers are the irfelaf, “all that remains.” I keep them in my tellensac. For similar reasons I name a fleet of ships I do not own to sail on oceans I have never seen.

      PART I

      A Gut Run

      BE WARNED. A fragrance rises from this ink. The recipe is equal parts blood, gall, sewage, tears, the spit of a dying bard, and the soot from a sputtering head lamp. This day has not gone well.

      Homer would never find himself here, squatting on a ledge in an earthen shaft, scratching plot on a scab of
    parchment with a quill yanked from a chicken’s ass. I’m glad for him. Let him ply his trade on the other side of the wall. Homer, Ovid, Virgil. They’re all there, no doubt barding together around a blazing fire, unfurling high tales of heroes and Olympians. I’m sure they have no trouble keeping a safe distance from their own plots. So glad for them. I fling all my good wishes to them from my pit. However, for any tales that occur on this side of the wall and that involve a shafted bard, there is Odd Thebes. Despite all of my best efforts, I am he.

      The scratches of this plot begin with a game of cards, a felony theft, and a pair of missing pelts on the roof of Thebes. It was the fifth of Ganso.

      Five of us were well into a round of maw in Talwyn’s tent when our roof master, Marek Thebes, called us for body count. I abandoned a perfect hand to grope my way across the flat expanse of our roof in the cloud that had lain thick as a kitchen sponge on us and stinking of fish all week. Our clothes were sopped. I could see nothing but white—not the yurt, or the earth below us, not one of the 999 other guild towers of our city, not even the snot dripping off my nose.

      Marek paced inside the yurt. He felt an evil lack. Felt it in his teeth, he said. We counted ourselves off and found his teeth to be correct. There were merely fifteen of us. The two who were missing were pelts from a group who had come up that morning. Marek dispatched us to find them.

      New runners always go missing. How can anything prepare them for that first full day on a tower roof? And yet there are so few places to hide. On Thebes: seventeen tents, seventeen trunks, a common yurt, a tent kitchen, and the bogs. It’s tempting, in the first days, to go down, to find permanent relief from the vast, too-beautiful sky in the grim tedium of the guild tower below. I felt my way to the grate and woke the hatch-guilder beneath it with a jab.

      “Two runners gone!” I yelled. “Before the tufuga could even mark them. Did they bribe their way home?”

      “That’s a dark question to wake me with,” he growled, scratching his nethers. “Look for yourself! The hatch is locked. And no pimple-faced, homesick runners paid me to slip home through it. It’s a misdemeanor for you runners to come home. You’d know that as well as any.”

      (Actually what he said was “Foulen darky, wakken en gulder. Luket ye. Atchis locked, en naught puss-scabben geld-seck roonies fived my to slip mam-home twanen the bares. ’Tis a foul crimm for en of ye te mam-home roon. En ye nown it verily, Odd Thebes, bester than te rest, as ye’v trine it for your own salf thryce that once’t yar.” But if I laid out every actor’s mother tongue, every guild’s language, this quill will fray before a plot rises.)

     


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