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    Our Mister Wren

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      speech. Tim, the hatter, was a loud-talking weakling, under

      Pete's domination. Tim wore a dirty rubber collar without a

      tie, and his soul was like his neckware.

      McGarver, the under-boss, was a good shepherd among the men,

      though he had recently lost the head foremanship by a spree

      complicated with language and violence. He looked like one of

      the _Merian_ bulls, with broad short neck and short curly hair

      above a thick-skinned deeply wrink led low forehead. He never

      undressed, but was always seen, as now, in heavy shoes and

      blue-gray woolen socks tucked over the bottoms of his overalls.

      He was gruff and kind and tyrannical and honest.

      Wrennie shook and drew his breath sharply as the foghorn yawped

      out its "Whawn-n-n-n" again, reminding him that they were

      still in the Bank fog; that at any moment they were likely to be

      stunned by a heart-stopping crash as some liner's bow burst

      through the fo'c'sle's walls in a collision. Bow-plates

      buckling in and shredding, the in- thrust of an enormous black

      bow, water flooding in, cries and---- However, the horn did at least

      show that They were awake up there on the bridge to steer him

      through the fog; and weren't They experienced seamen? Hadn't

      They made this trip ever so many times and never got killed?

      Wouldn't They take all sorts of pains on Their own account as

      well as on his?

      But--just the same, would he really ever get to England alive?

      And if he did, would he have to go on holding his breath in

      terror for nine more days? Would the fo'c'sle always keep

      heaving up--up--up, like this, then down--down--down, as though

      it were going to sink?

      "How do yuh like de fog-horn, Wrennie?"

      Pete, the tough, spit the question up at him from a corner of

      his mouth. "Hope we don't run into no ships."

      He winked at Tim, the weakling hatter, who took the cue and

      mourned:

      "I'm kinda afraid we're going to, ain't you, Pete? The mate was

      telling me he was scared we would."

      "Sures' t'ing you know. Hey, Wrennie, wait till youse have to

      beat it down-stairs and tie up a bull in a storm. Hully gee!

      Youse'll last quick on de game, Birdie!"

      "Oh, shut up," snapped Wrennie's friend Morton.

      But Morton was seasick; and Pete, not heeding him, outlined

      other dangers which he was happily sure were threatening them.

      Wrennie shivered to hear that the "grub 'd git worse." He

      writhed under Pete's loud questions about his loss, in some

      cattle-pen, of the gray-and-scarlet sweater-jacket which he had

      proudly and gaily purchased in New York for his work on the

      ship. And the card-players assured him that his suit-case,

      which he had intrusted to the Croac ship's carpenter, would

      probably be stolen by "Satan."

      Satan! Wrennie shuddered still more. For Satan, the gaunt-jawed

      hook-nosed rail-faced head foreman, diabolically smiling when

      angry, sardonically sneering when calm, was a lean human

      whip- lash. Pete sniggered. He dilated upon Satan's wrath at

      Wrennie for not "coming across" with ten dollars for a bribe

      as he, Pete, had done.

      (He lied, of course. And his words have not been given

      literally. They were not beautiful words.)

      McGarver, the straw-boss, would always lie awake to enjoy a good

      brisk indecent story, but he liked Wrennie's admiration of him,

      so, lunging with his bull- like head out of his berth, he snorted:

      "Hey, you, Pete, it's time to pound your ear. Cut it out."

      Wrennie called down, sternly, "I ain't no theological student,

      Pete, and I don't mind profanity, but I wish you wouldn't talk

      like a garbage-scow."

      "Hey, Poicy, did yuh bring your dictionary?" Pete bellowed to

      Tim, two feet distant from him. To Wrennie, "Say, Gladys, ain't

      you afraid one of them long woids like, t'eological, will turn

      around and bite you right on the wrist?"

      "Dry up!" irritatedly snapped a Canadian.

      "Aw, cut it out, you----," groaned another.

      "Shut up," added McGarver, the straw-boss. "Both of you."

      Raging: "Gwan to bed, Pete, or I'll beat your block clean off.

      I mean it, see? _Hear me?_"

      Yes, Pete heard him. Doubtless the first officer on the bridge

      heard, too, and perhaps the inhabitants of Newfoundland. But

      Pete took his time in scratching the back of his neck and

      stretching before he crawled into his berth. For half an hour

      he talked softly to Tim, for Wrennie's benefit, stating his belief

      that Satan, the head boss, had once thrown overboard a Jew much

      like Wrennie, and was likely thus to serve Wrennie, too.

      Tim pictured the result when, after the capsizing of the steamer

      which would undoubtedly occur if this long sickening motion kept up,

      Wrennie had to take to a boat with Satan.

      The fingers of Wrennie curled into shape for strangling some one.

      When Pete was asleep he worried off into thin slumber.

      Then, there was Satan, the head boss, jerking him out of his

      berth, stirring his cramped joints to another dawn of

      drudgery--two hours of work and two of waiting before the daily

      eight-o'clock insult called breakfast. He tugged on his shoes,

      marveling at Mr. Wrenn's really being there, at his sitting in

      cramped stoop on the side of a berth in a dark filthy place that

      went up and down like a freight elevator, subject to the orders

      of persons whom he did not in the least like.

      Through the damp gray sea-air he staggered hungrily along the

      gangway to the hatch amidships, and trembled down the iron

      ladder to McGarver's crew 'tween-decks.

      First, watering the steers. Sickened by walking backward with

      pails of water he carried till he could see and think of nothing

      in the world save the water-butt, the puddle in front of it, and

      the cattlemen mercilessly dipping out pails there, through

      centuries that would never end. How those steers did drink!

      McGarver's favorite bull, which he called "the Grenadier," took

      ten pails and still persisted in leering with dripping gray

      mouth beyond the headboard, trying to reach more. As Wrennie

      was carrying a pail to the heifers beyond, the Grenadier's horn

      caught and tore his overalls. The boat lurched. The pail

      whirled out of his hand. He grasped an iron stanchion and

      kicked the Grenadier in the jaw till the steer backed off, a

      reformed character.

      McGarver cheered, for such kicks were a rule of the game.

      "Good work," ironically remarked Tim, the weakling hatter.

      "You go to hell," snapped Wrennie, and Tim looked much more

      respectful.

      But Wrennie lost this credit before they had finished feeding

      out the hay, for he grew too dizzy to resent Tim's remarks.

      Straining to pitch forkfuls into the pens while the boat rolled,

      slopping along the wet gangway, down by the bunkers of coal,

      where the heat seemed a close-wound choking shroud and the

      darkness was made only a little pale by light coming through

      dust-caked port-holes, he sneezed and coughed and grunted till

      he was exhausted. The floatin
    g bits of hay-dust were a thousand

      impish hands with poisoned nails scratching at the roof of his

      mouth. His skin prickled all over. He constantly discovered

      new and aching muscles. But he wabbled on until he finished the

      work, fifteen minutes after Tim had given out.

      He crawled up to the main deck and huddled in the shelter of a

      pile of hay-bales where Pete was declaring to Tim and the rest

      that Satan "couldn't never get nothing on him."

      Morton broke into Pete's publicity with the question, "Say, is

      it straight what they say, Pete, that you're the guy that owns

      the Leyland Line and that's why you know so much more than the

      rest of us poor lollops? Watson, the needle, quick!" [Applause

      and laughter.]

      Wrennie felt personally grateful to Morton for this, but he went

      up to the aft top deck, where he could lie alone on a pile of

      tarpaulins. He made himself observe the sea which, as Kipling

      and Jack London had specifically promised him in their stories,

      surrounded him, everywhere shining free; but he glanced at it

      only once. To the north was a liner bound for home.

      Home! Gee! That _was_ rubbing it in! While at work, whether

      he was sick or not, he could forget--things. But the liner,

      fleeting on with bright ease, made the cattle-boat seem about

      as romantic as Mrs. Zapp's kitchen sink.

      Why, he wondered-- "why had he been a chump? Him a wanderer?

      No; he was a hired man on a sea-going dairy-farm. Well, he'd get

      onto this confounded job before he was through with it, but

      then--gee! back to God's Country!"

      While the _Merian_, eleven days out, pleasantly rocked through

      the Irish Sea, with the moon revealing the coast of Anglesey,

      one Bill Wrenn lay on the after-deck, condescending to the

      heavens. It was so warm that they did not need to sleep below,

      and half a dozen of the cattlemen had brought their mattresses

      up on deck. Beside Bill Wrenn lay the man who had given him

      that name--Tim, the hatter, who had become weakly alarmed and

      admiring as Wrennie learned to rise feeling like a boy in early

      vacation-time, and to find shouting exhilaration in sending a

      forkful of hay fifteen good feet.

      Morton, who lay near by, had also adopted the name "Bill

      Wrenn." Most of the trip Morton had discussed Pete and Tim

      instead of the fact that "things is curious." Mr. Wrenn had been

      jealous at first, but when he learned from Morton the theory

      that even a Pete was a "victim of 'vironment" he went out for

      knowing him quite systematically.

      To McGarver he had been "Bill Wrenn" since the fifth day, when

      he had kept a hay-bale from slipping back into the hold on the

      boss's head. Satan and Pete still called him "Wrennie," but he

      was not thinking about them just now with Tim listening

      admiringly to his observations on socialism.

      Tim fell asleep. Bill Wrenn lay quiet and let memory color the

      sky above him. He recalled the gardens of water which had

      flowered in foam for him, strange ships and nomadic gulls, and

      the schools of sleekly black porpoises that, for him, had

      whisked through violet waves. Most of all, he brought back the

      yesterday's long excitement and delight of seeing the Irish

      coast hills--his first foreign land--whose faint sky fresco had

      seemed magical with the elfin lore of Ireland, a country that

      had ever been to him the haunt not of potatoes and politicians,

      but of fays. He had wanted fays. They were not common on the

      asphalt of West Sixteenth Street. But now he had seen them

      beckoning in Wanderland.

      He was falling asleep under the dancing dome of the sky, a happy

      Mr. Wrenn, when he was aroused as a furious Bill, the cattleman.

      Pete was clogging near by, singing hoarsely, "Dey was a skoit

      and 'er name was Goity."

      "You shut up!" commanded Bill Wrenn.

      "Say, be careful!" the awakened Tim implored of him.

      Pete snorted: "Who says to `shut up,' hey? Who was it, Satan?"

      From the capstan, where he was still smoking, the head foreman

      muttered: "What's the odds? The little man won't say it again."

      Pete stood by Bill Wrenn's mattress. "Who said `shut up'?"

      sounded ominously.

      Bill popped out of bed with what he regarded as a vicious

      fighting-crouch. For he was too sleepy to be afraid. "I did!

      What you going to do about it?" More mildly, as a fear of his

      own courage began to form, "I want to sleep."

      "Oh! You want to sleep. Little mollycoddle wants to sleep,

      does he? Come here!"

      The tough grabbed at Bill's shirt-collar across the mattress.

      Bill ducked, stuck out his arm wildly, and struck Pete, half by

      accident. Roaring, Pete bunted him, and he went down, with Pete

      kneeling on his stomach and pounding him.

      Morton and honest McGarver, the straw-boss, sprang to drag off

      Pete, while Satan, the panther, with the first interest they had

      ever seen in his eyes, snarled: "Let 'em fight fair. Rounds.

      You're a' right, Bill."

      "Right," commended Morton.

      Armored with Satan's praise, firm but fearful in his rubber

      sneakers, surprised and shocked to find himself here doing this,

      Bill Wrenn squared at the rowdy. The moon touched sadly the

      lightly sketched Anglesey coast and the rippling wake, but Bill

      Wrenn, oblivious of dream moon and headland, faced his

      fellow-bruiser.

      They circled. Pete stuck out his foot gently. Morton sprang

      in, bawling furiously, "None o' them rough-and-tumble tricks."

      "Right-o," added McGarver.

      Pete scowled. He was left powerless. He puffed and grew dizzy

      as Bill Wrenn danced delicately about him, for he could do

      nothing without back-street tactics. He did bloody the nose of

      Bill and pummel his ribs, but many cigarettes and much whisky

      told, and he was ready to laugh foolishly and make peace when,

      at the end of the sixth round, he felt Bill's neat little fist

      in a straight -- and entirely accidental -- rip to the point of

      his jaw.

      Pete sent his opponent spinning with a back-hander which awoke

      all the cruelty of the terrible Bill. Silently Bill Wrenn

      plunged in with a smash! smash! smash! like a murderous savage,

      using every grain of his strength.

      Let us turn from the lamentable luck of Pete. He had now got the

      idea that his supposed victim could really fight. Dismayed, shocked,

      disgusted, he stumbled and sought to flee, and was sent flat.

      This time it was the great little Bill who had to be dragged

      off. McGarver held him, kicking and yammering, his mild

      mustache bristling like a battling cat's, till the next round,

      when Pete was knocked out by a clumsy whirlwind of fists.

      He lay on the deck, with Bill standing over him and demanding,

      "What's my name, _heh?_"

      "I t'ink it's Bill now, all right, Wrennie, old hoss--Bill, old

      hoss," groaned Pete.

      He was permitted to sneak off into oblivion.

      Bill Wrenn went below. In the dark passage by the fidley he

      fell to tremorous weeping. But the brackish hydrant water that

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    sp; stopped his nose-bleed saved him from hysterics. He climbed to

      the top deck, and now he could again see his brother pilgrim,

      the moon.

      The stiffs and bosses were talking excitedly of the fight.

      Tim rushed up to gurgle: "Great, Bill, old man!

      You done just what I'd 'a' done if he'd cussed me. I told you

      Pete was a bluffer."

      "Git out," said Satan.

      Tim fled.

      Morton came up, looked at Bill Wrenn, pounded him on the shoulder,

      and went off to his mattress. The other stiffs slouched away,

      but McGarver and Satan were still discussing the fight.

      Snuggling on the hard black pile of tarpaulins, Bill talked to

      them, warmed to them, and became Mr. Wrenn. He announced his

      determination to wander adown every shining road of Europe.

      "Nice work." "Sure." "You'll make a snappy little ole

      globe-trotter." "Sure; ought to be able to get the slickest

      kind of grub for four bits a day." "Nice work," Satan

      interjected from time to time, with smooth irony. "Sure.

      Go ahead. Like to hear your plans."

      McGarver broke in: "Cut that out, Marvin. You're a `Satan' all

      right. Quit your kidding the little man. He's all right. And

      he done fine on the job last three- four days."

      Lying on his mattress, Bill stared at the network of the

      ratlines against the brilliant sky. The crisscross lines made

      him think of the ruled order-blanks of the Souvenir Company.

      "Gee!" he mused, "I'd like to know if Jake is handling my work

      the way we--they--like it. I'd like to see the old office again,

      and Charley Carpenter, just for a couple of minutes. Gee!

      I wish they could have seen me put it all over Pete to-night!

      That's what I'm going to do to the blooming Englishmen if they

      don't like me."

      The S.S. _Merian_ panted softly beside the landing-stage at

      Birkenhead, Liverpool's Jersey City, resting in the sunshine

      after her voyage, while the cattle were unloaded. They had

      encountered fog-banks at the mouth of the Mersey River. Mr.

      Wrenn had ecstatically watched the shores of

      England--_England!_--ride at him through the fog, and had panted

      over the lines of English villas among the dunes. It was like

      a dream, yet the shore had such amazingly safe solid colors,

      real red and green and yellow, when contrasted with the fog-wet

      deck unearthily glancing with mist- lights.

      Now he was seeing his first foreign city, and to Morton,

     


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