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    Our Mister Wren

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      pale-blue tie into better lines. In her hair was the scent

      which he had come to identify as hers. Her white furs brushed

      against his overcoat.

      The cigar- makers, with seven of them in full evening-dress and

      two in dinner-coats, were already dancing on the waxy floor of

      Melpomene Hall when they arrived. A full orchestra was pounding

      and scraping itself into an hysteria of merriment on the

      platform under the red stucco- fronted balcony, and at the bar

      behind the balcony there was a spirit of beer and revelry by night.

      Mr. Wrenn embarrassedly passed large groups of pretty girls.

      He felt very light and insecure in his new gun-metal- finish

      pumps now that he had taken off his rubbers and essayed the

      slippery floor. He tried desperately not to use his handkerchief

      too conspicuously, though he had a cold.

      It was not till the choosing of partners for the next dance,

      when Tom Poppins stood up beside Nelly, their arms swaying a

      little, their feet tapping, that Mr. Wrenn quite got the fact

      that he could not dance.

      He had casually said to the others, a week before, that he knew

      only the square dances which, as a boy, he had learned at

      parties at Parthenon. But they had reassured him: "Oh, come

      on--we'll teach you how to dance at the ball--it won't be formal.

      Besides, we'll give you some lessons before we go."

      Playwriting and playing Five Hundred had prevented their giving

      him the lessons. So he now sat terrified as a two-step began

      and he saw what seemed to be thousands of glittering youths and

      maidens whirling deftly in a most involved course, getting

      themselves past each other in a way which he was sure he could

      never imitate. The orchestra yearned over music as rich and

      smooth as milk chocolate, which made him intensely lonely for

      Nelly, though she was only across the room from him.

      Tom Poppins immediately introduced Nelly to a facetious cigar

      salesman, who introduced her to three of the beaux in evening

      clothes, while Tom led out Mrs. Arty. Mr. Wrenn, sitting in a

      row of persons who were not at all interested in his sorrows,

      glowered out across the hall, and wished, oh! so bitterly, to

      flee home. Nelly came up, glowing, laughing, with

      black-mustached and pearl-waistcoated men, and introduced him to

      them, but he glanced at them disapprovingly; and always she was

      carried off to dance again.

      She found and hopefully introduced to Mr. Wrenn a wallflower who

      came from Yonkers and had never heard of Tom Poppins or

      aeroplanes or Oxford or any other topic upon which Mr. Wrenn

      uneasily tried to discourse as he watched Nelly waltz and smile

      up at her partners. Presently the two sat silent. The wallflower

      excused herself and went back to her mama from Yonkers.

      Mr. Wrenn sat sulking, hating his friends for having brought

      him, hating the sweetness of Nelly Croubel, and saying to

      himself, "Oh--_sure_--she dances with all those other men--me,

      I'm only the poor fool that talks to her when she's tired and

      tries to cheer her up."

      He did not answer when Tom came and told him a new story he had

      just heard in the barroom.

      Once Nelly landed beside him and bubblingly insisted on his

      coming out and trying to learn to dance. He brightened, but

      shyly remarked, "Oh no, I don't think I'd better." Just then the

      blackest-mustached and pearl-waistcoatedest of all the cigar

      salesmen came begging for a dance, and she was gone, with only:

      "Now get up your courage. I'm going to _make_ you dance."

      At the intermission he watched her cross the floor with the

      hateful cigar salesman, slender in her tight crisp new white

      mull, flourishing her fan and talking with happy rapidity.

      She sat down beside him. He said nothing; he still stared out

      across the glassy floor. She peeped at him curiously several

      times, and made a low tapping with her fan on the side of her chair.

      She sighed a little. Cautiously, but very casually, she said,

      "Aren't you going to take me out for some refreshments, Mr. Wrenn?"

      "Oh sure--I'm good enough to buy refreshments for her!" he said

      to himself.

      Poor Mr. Wrenn; he had not gone to enough parties in Parthenon,

      and he hadn't gone to any in New York. At nearly forty he was

      just learning the drab sulkiness and churlishness and black

      jealousy of the lover.... To her: "Why didn't you go out with

      that guy with the black mustache?" He still stared straight ahead.

      She was big-eyed, a tear showing. "Why, Billy----" was all she

      answered.

      He clenched his hands to keep from bursting out with all the

      pitiful tears which were surging in his eyes. But he said nothing.

      "Billy, what----"

      He turned shyly around to her; his hand touched hers softly.

      "Oh, I'm a beast," he said, rapidly, low, his undertone

      trembling to her ears through the laughter of a group next to

      them. "I didn't mean that, but I was--I felt like such a

      mutt--not being able to dance. Oh, Nelly, I'm awfully sorry.

      You know I didn't mean---- _Come on!_ Let's go get something to eat!"

      As they consumed ice-cream, fudge, doughnuts, and chicken

      sandwiches at the refreshment counter they were very intimate,

      resenting the presence of others. Tom and Mrs. Arty joined

      them. Tom made Nelly light her first cigarette. Mr. Wrenn

      admired the shy way in which, taking the tiniest of puffs, she

      kept drawing out her cigarette with little pouts and nose

      wriggles and pretended sneezes, but he fe lt a lofty gladness

      when she threw it away after a minute, declaring that she'd

      never smoke again, and that she was going to make all three of

      her companions stop smoking, "now that she knew how horrid and

      sneezy it was, so there!"

      With what he intended to be deep subtlety Mr. Wrenn drew her

      away to the barroom, and these two children, over two glasses of

      ginger-ale, looked their innocent and rustic love so plainly

      that Mrs. Arty and Tom sneaked away. Nelly cut out a dance,

      which she had promised to a cigar-maker, and started homeward

      with Mr. Wrenn.

      "Let's not take a car--I want some fresh air after that smoky

      place," she said. "But it _was_ grand.... Let's walk up

      Fifth Avenue."

      "Fine.... Tired, Nelly?"

      "A little."

      He thought her voice somewhat chilly.

      "Nelly--I'm so sorry--I didn't really have the chance to tell

      you in there how sorry I was for the way I spoke to you.

      Gee! it was fierce of me--but I felt--I couldn't dance, and--oh----"

      No answer.

      "And you did mind it, didn't you?"

      "Why, I did n't think you were so very nice about it--when I'd

      tried so hard to have you have a good time----"

      "Oh, Nelly, I'm so sorry----"

      There was tragedy in his voice. His shoulders, which he always

      tried to keep as straight as though they were in a vise when he

      walked with her, were drooping.

      She touched his glove. "Oh don't, Billy; it's all right now.

      I understand. Let's forget----"


      "Oh, you're too good to me!"

      Silence.

      As they crossed Twenty-third on Fifth Avenue she took his arm.

      He squeezed her hand. Suddenly the world was all young and

      beautiful and wonderful. It was the first time in his life that

      he had ever walked thus, with the arm of a girl for whom he

      cared cuddled in his. He glanced down at her cheap white furs.

      Snowflakes, tremulous on the fur, were turned into diamond dust

      in the light from a street-lamp which showed as well a tiny

      place where her collar had been torn and mended ever so

      carefully. Then, in a millionth of a second, he who had been a

      wanderer in the lonely gray regions of a detached man's heart

      knew the pity of love, all its emotion, and the infinite care

      for the beloved that makes a man of a rusty sales-clerk.

      He lifted a face of adoration to the misty wonder of the bare

      trees, whose tracery of twigs filled Madison Squa re; to the

      Metropolitan Tower, with its vast upward stretch toward the

      ruddy sky of the city's winter night. All these mysteries he

      knew and sang. What he _said_ was:

      "Gee, those trees look like a reg'lar picture!... The Tower

      just kind of fades away. Don't it?"

      "Yes, it is pretty," she said, doubtfully, but with a pressure

      of his arm.

      Then they talked like a summer-time brook, planning that he was

      to buy a Christmas bough of evergreen, which she would smuggle

      to breakfast in the morning. Through their chatter persisted

      the new intimacy which had been born in the pain of their

      misunderstanding.

      On January 10th the manuscript of "The Millionaire's Daughter"

      was returned by play-brokers Wendelbaum & Schirtz with this letter:

      DEAR SIR,--We regret to say that we do not find play available.

      We inclose our reader's report on the same. Also inclose bill

      for ten dollars for reading- fee, which kindly remit at early

      convenience.

      He stood in the hall at Mrs. Arty's just before dinner.

      He reread the letter and slowly opened the reader's report,

      which announced:

      "Millionaire's Daughter." One-act vlle. Utterly impos.

      Amateurish to the limit. Dialogue sounds like burlesque of

      Laura Jean Libbey. Can it.

      Nelly was coming down-stairs. He handed her the letter and

      report, then tried to stick out his jaw. She read them. Her

      hand slipped into his. He went quickly toward the basement and

      made himself read the letter--though not the report--to the

      tableful. He burned the manuscript of his play before go ing to

      bed. The next morning he waded into The Job as he never had

      before. He was gloomily certain that he would never get away

      from The Job. But he thought of Nelly a hundred times a day and

      hoped that sometime, some spring night of a burning moon, he

      might dare the great adventure and kiss her. Istra----

      Theoretically, he remembered her as a great experience.

      But what nebulous bodies these theories are!

      That slow but absolutely accurate Five-Hundred player, Mr.

      William Wrenn, known as Billy, glanced triumphantly at Miss

      Proudfoot, who was his partner against Mrs. Arty and James

      T. Duncan,the traveling- man, on that night of late February.

      His was the last bid in the crucial hand of the rubber game.

      The others waited respectfully. Confidently, he bid "Nine

      on no trump."

      "Good Lord, Billl" exclaimed James T. Duncan.

      "I'll make it."

      And he did. He arose a victor. There was no uneasiness, but

      rather all the social polish of Mrs. Arty's at its best, in his

      manner, as he crossed to Mrs. Ebbitt's cha ir and asked: "How is

      Mr. Ebbitt to-night? Pretty rheumatic?" Miss Proudfoot offered

      him a lime tablet, and he accepted it judicially. "I believe

      these tablets are just about as good as Park & Tilford's," he

      said, cocking his head. "Say, Dunk, I'll ma tch you to see who

      rushes a growler of beer. Tom'll be here pretty soon--store

      ought to be closed by now. We'll have some ready for him."

      "Right, Bill," agreed James T. Duncan.

      Mr. Wrenn lost. He departed, after secretively obtaining not

      one, but two pitchers, in one of which he got a "pint of dark"

      and in the other a surprise. He bawled upstairs to Nelly,

      "Come on down, Nelly, can't you? Got a growler of ice-cream

      soda for the ladies!"

      It is true that when Tom arrived and fell to conversational

      blows with James T. Duncan over the merits of a Tom Collins Mr.

      Wrenn was not brilliant, for the reason that he took Tom Collins

      to be a man instead of the drink he really is.

      Yet, as they went up-stairs Miss Proudfoot said to Nelly:

      "Mr. Wrenn is quiet, but I do think in some ways he's one of the

      nicest men I've seen in the house for years. And he is so earnest.

      And I think he'll make a good pinochle player, besides Five Hundred."

      "Yes," said Nelly.

      "I think he was a little shy at first.... _I_ was always

      shy.... But he likes us, and I like folks that like folks."

      "_Yes!_" said Nelly.

      CHAPTER XVII

      HE IS BLOWN BY THE WHIRLWIND

      "He was blown by the whirlwind and followed a wandering flame

      through perilous seas to a happy shore."--_Quoth Francois._

      On an April Monday evening, when a small moon passed shyly over

      the city and the streets were filled with the sound of

      hurdy- gurdies and the spring cries of dancing children, Mr.

      Wrenn pranced down to the basement dining- room early, for Nelly

      Croubel would be down there talking to Mrs. Arty, and he gaily

      wanted to make plans for a picnic to occur the coming Sunday.

      He had a shy unacknowledged hope that he might kiss Nelly after

      such a picnic; he even had the notion that he might some

      day--well, other fellows had been married; why not?

      Miss Mary Proudfoot was mending a rent in the current

      table-cloth with delicate swift motions of her silvery-skinned

      hands. She informed him: "Mr. Duncan will be back from his

      Southern trip in five days. We'll have to have a grand closing

      progressive Five Hundred tournament." Mr. Wrenn was too much

      absorbed in wondering whether Miss Proudfoot would make some of

      her celebrated--and justly celebrated--minced-ham sandwiches

      for the picnic to be much interested. He was not much more

      interested when she said, "Mrs. Ferrard's got a letter or

      something for you."

      Then, as dinner began, Mrs. Ferrard rushed in dramatically and

      said, "There's a telegram for you, Mr. Wrenn!"

      Was it death? Whose death? The table panted, Mr. Wrenn with

      them.... That's what a telegram meant to them.

      Their eyes were like a circle of charging bayonets as he opened

      and read the message--a ship's wireless.

      Meet me _Hesperida._--ISTRA.

      "It's just--a--a business message," he managed to say, and

      splashed his soup. This was not the place to take the feelings

      out of his thumping heart and examine them.

      Dinner was begun. Picnics were conversationally considered in

      all their more important phases--historical, dietetical, and

     
    social. Mr. Wrenn talked much and a little wildly. After

      dinner he galloped out to buy a paper. The S.S. _Hesperiida_ was

      due at ten next morning.

      It was an evening of frightened confusion. He tottered along

      Lexington Avenue on a furtive walk. He knew only that he was

      very fond of Nelly, yet pantingly eager to see Istra. He damned

      himself-- "damned" is literal--every other minute for a cad, a

      double-faced traitor, and all the other horrifying things a man

      is likely to declare himself to be for making the discovery that

      two women may be different and yet equally likable. And every

      other minute he reveled in an adventurous gladness that he was

      going to see Istra--actually, incredibly going to see her, just

      the next day! He returned to find Nelly sitting on the steps of

      Mrs. Arty's.

      "Hello."

      "Hello."

      Both good sound observations, and all they could say for a time,

      while Mr. Wrenn examined the under side of the iron steps rail

      minutely.

      "Billy--was it something serious, the telegram?"

      "No, it was---- Miss Nash, the artist I told you about, asked me

      to meet her at the boat. I suppose she wants me to help her

      with her baggage and the customs and all them things. She's

      just coming from Paris."

      "Oh yes, I see."

      So lacking in jealousy was Nelly that Mr. Wrenn was

      disappointed, though he didn't know why. It always hurts to

      have one's thunderous tragedies turn out realistic dialogues.

      "I wonder if you would like to meet her. She's awful well

      educated, but I dunno--maybe she'd strike you as kind of

      snobbish. But she dresses I don't think I ever seen anybody so

      elegant. In dressing, I mean. Course"--hastily-- "she's got

      money, and so she can afford to. But she's--oh, awful nice,

      some ways. I hope you like---- I hope she won't----"

      "Oh, I sha'n't mind if she's a snob. Of course a lady gets used

      to that, working in a department store," she said, chillily;

      then repented swiftly and begged: "Oh, I _didn't_ mean to be

      snippy, Billy. Forgive me! I'm sure Miss Nash will be real

      nice. Does she live here in New York?"

      "No--in California.... I don't know how long she's going to

      stay here."

      "Well--well--hum-m- m. I'm getting _so_ sleepy. I guess I'd

      better go up to bed. Good night."

      Uneasy because he was away from the office, displeased because

      he had to leave his beloved letters to the Southern trade, angry

     


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