“Nothing, for people like you. But people like me, you know, real people, we want real companionship. Not to be alone.”
“Hmm. I guess that’s true.”
“So what am I supposed to do, matronly Maid Mary?” Brenda said dramatically, expecting to receive some life changing advice from the wise old motherly maid. Maid Mary rested her chin on her hand, thinking for a moment.
“Well, I suppose at least you have a dog.”
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