Not Quite What I Was Planning

  Risk, 105, 110, 192, 200

  Rockin’ the suburbs, 43, 115, 152, 202

  Saying no, 176, 216

  Secrets, 4, 157, 162, 165

  Sex, 5, 6, 13, 72, 74, 82, 90, 93, 139, 196, 207, 208

  Should, 8, 36, 97, 152, 159, 192, 200

  Shrinks, 11, 36

  Shutting Up, 57, 194

  Siblings, 79, 113, 117, 213

  Sigh, 27, 194, 200

  Sleep, 110, 114, 126, 195

  Slutty, 23, 106, 133

  Smarts, 18, 26, 50, 67, 89, 106, 147, 159, 208, 217

  Sperm, 111, 118

  Sports, 40, 56, 61, 81, 107, 132, 174, 178

  Storytelling, 6, 123, 190, 197, 208, 219

  Success, 47, 209

  Teachers, 54, 74, 77, 100, 126, 143, 205, 213

  Time, 9, 12, 51, 56, 72, 155

  Travel, 56, 57, 115, 149, 160, 181, 183, 197, 202

  Waiting, 144, 147, 172, 204, 208

  Who cares?, 2, 140

  Wordplay, 15, 27, 65, 96, 125, 130, 159

  You might be a redneck, 42, 62, 125, 158

  Credits

  Cover design by Robin Bilardello

  Copyright

  NOT QUITE WHAT I WAS PLANNING. Copyright © 2008 by Rachel Fershleiser and Larry Smith. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

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  Introduction

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