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    Tales From Jabba's Palace

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      He did not worry about his weapons systems, nor his deflectors; they

      were either ready, or sabotaged probably ready. Planting a beacon was

      one thing, and impressive enough; fooling the ship's on-board

      diagnostics quite another.

      So deep in a planet's gravity well, calculating a new hyperspace jump

      took time, even for a computer as bright as the one Fett had running the

      Slave 1. Even so, it had nearly completed the calculations when the

      subject became moot: A needle of a ship came up over Tatooine's horizon.

      The IG-2000. It was instantly recognizable, and it told Fettjust how

      very bad the problem was. The ship belonged to the assassin droid

      IG-88, the second-best bounty hunter in the galaxy, and studying hard to

      be number one. Fett's fingers danced across the controls and the Slave

      1 braked savagely, dropping into a lower orbit. Fett focused and fired

      his fore blasters as the two ships closed.

      The IG-2000 exploded instantly, went up in a burst of superheated metal

      and expanding plasma.

      tantly, Bad decoy. That assassin droid would never make a mistake

      like-The Slave's sensors went wild. A ship was leaving hyperspace only

      a few klicks away--and then the Slave 1 shuddered all about Fett as

      blaster fire struck it aft.

      The aft holocams showed it all clearly. The IG-2000, the real one, no

      decoy, breaking out of hyperspace with blasters lit, coming up above and

      behind Fett, pinning the Slave 1 between the IG-2000 and Tatooine.

      It was a brilliant maneuver that only the assassin droid, with its

      droid's reflexes, could have planned and carried out.

      The Slave 1 dove for atmosphere, the IG-2000 following at high speed, as

      the comm unit came alive.

      IG-88's voice lacked intonation: "Surrender your prisoner and you have a

      thirty-percent probability of surviving this encounter."

      Fett ignored the droid, fingers flying across his control panel.

      The droid said something else then, that Boba Fett never heard. He

      routed what power he could spare to the rear deflectors, sent another

      round of blaster fire aft to keep IG-88 occupied, and then ruined his

      own ship.

      He turned the inertial damper on.

      For most of a second the Slave 1 went dark as the inertial damper drew

      current, shields dropping, weapons going dead for that second, when a

      single blaster bolt would have destroyed the entire ship-and then the

      inertial damper came online.

      Dual explosions came from below deck, the inertial damper destroying

      itself as it did its job, and probably taking the hyperdrive with it.

      Half the indicators on the main board went red, the ship's

      superstructure screamed with the sound of tearing metal, as the ship

      lost ninety percent of its velocity in the quantum instant it took an

      electron to descend from one atomic orbital shell to another.

      Power returned to what was left of the Slave 1 as the IG-2000 hurtled

      past Fett at high speed. Fett calmly did all the obvious things, using

      the ion cannon to destroy the IG-2000's rear deflector array before

      IG-88

      could bring it online, followed by taking out the fore deflector array.

      He clamped a tractor beam onto the IG-2000 long enough to keep it from

      fleeing, and sent a missile down to finish the business off.

      Inside the Sarlacc, Fett said aloud, "Shouldn't have named it that."

      The voice said politely, Indeed?

      "The Slave 1. It was a mistake, that. It gave away information, told

      people I owned more . . ." Fett's voice trailed off. He hung against

      a wall, in darkness, his extremities numbed. He could not feel his

      hands or his feet, and his skin was burning, and worst of all he was not

      aboard the Slave 1, not at all-He whispered, "How did you do that to

      me?"

      He had the brief impression of amusement. It was easy. No--you were

      easy. You live strongly.

      A chill descended upon Fett, and he shivered fiercely, there in the

      darkness, with the near and distant popping sounds. "Who are you?"

      A fair enough question, it said, and the dark amusement was unmistakable

      this time. As you are my past, Boba Fett . . . I am your destiny.

      "The grimace is quite wonderful," said the Hutt. "We are impressed with

      your efforts, and we are pleased to pay seventy-five thousand credits

      for the person of Han Solo."

      Fett shook his head. "Jabba"--and he heard the stir that went through

      the room at the familiarity--"we're not dealing here with the person of

      Captain Solo--who I recall had a bounty on him of one hundred thousand

      credits."

      Jabba's tail twitched and his voice deepened into a dangerous

      near-growl. "This is not Solo?"

      "This?" said Fett, as courteously as he was able--it was not his strong

      suit. He had not been raised speaking Basic, and his voice and diction

      tended toward a certain harshness when he used it. "This finely

      rendered carbonite sculpture, the person of Han Solo?

      No. What I brought you today is art. Art created by the Dark Lord that

      happened to use Han Solo as material, like another artist might shape

      clay." He shrugged. "I tell you what, I've gotten attached to it

      during my journey here. It has a presence to it, don't you think?"

      The Hutt said slowly, "The grimace is . . . quite wonderful."

      "And the hands," said Fett, pushing it. "Let's us two admire the hands

      together. I like them, they show the quality of the Dark Lord's work-"

      "Rather," the Hutt murmured in a bass rumble, "rather. One sees Solo's

      final moments of fear in them." He examined Boba Fett, standing beside

      the carbonite-encased Han Solo; both Fett and the piece of art under

      discussion were well back from the trap-door before Jabba's throne.

      "There is news," Jabba continued, "that Vader failed to capture

      Skywalker, that Organa and Calrissian escaped him as well . .

      .

      and that Chewbacca is likewise free. Their combined bounties are . . .

      impressive." Heavy-lidded eyes examined Fett. "Impressive."

      And Chewbacca, at the very least, will be coming for Solo. Fett nodded.

      "We might discuss my staying," he conceded.

      "As to the art, an original piece from the hand of the Dark Lord---"

      Fett could feel himself warming to the subject; the faintest breath of

      disappointment touched him when Jabba interrupted, with something so

      close to enthusiasm that Fett found it notable.

      "There is further work here, for a brave bounty hunter." The Hutt's

      tongue flicked out to lick his lips and he leaned forward. "A hundred

      thousand credits for the capture and delivery of a krayt dragon to do

      battle with my rancor."

      Fett said dryly, "That seems a lot. As much for the delivery of a krayt

      dragon as for Solo?"

      The Hutt waved a negligent hand in dismissal. "We will find a fair

      price for Solo. For the art. But now--" Fett raised his head slightly.

      "A quarter million."

      A hush fell over the watching crowd. Those nearest Fett edged slowly

      backward.

      Jabba leaned forward. His voice emerged from his chest as a rumbling

      threat. "So . . . that seems quite a lot. Even for Vader's art."


      Fett shrugged. And waited.

      Jabba's lips twitched. Fett did not mistake it for anything approaching

      amusement. "So, a quarter million credits for . . . the art." His

      eyes narrowed to slits.

      "And we will enjoy your efforts toward acquisition of a krayt, and we

      will enjoy your company among us. For some time."

      "A quarter million." Boba Fett actually bowed slightly. "For some

      time."

      Very expressive . . . yes.

      Fett shook his head to clear it. Jabba's throne room faded into

      nothingness; he hung on the wall himself, deep inside the Sarlacc, the

      air around him growing dank. A foul taste had begun to develop in his

      mouth; he sipped at the water tube in his helmet before replying.

      "Don't do that to me again."

      There was a pause. I won't, the voice said finally, if you keep me

      amused.

      "Who the blazes are you?"

      I am the inferno, you are quite accurate. I am the Sarlacc.

      I am the distilled essence of-"You're not the Sarlacc," Fett said

      grimly. "Sarlacci aren't intelligent, they don't have a brain worthy of

      the name--" The voice chuckled and said softly, I amSusejo. The Wall

      Fett hung on shivered. An emotion that could have been delight emanated

      from the creature. It's been a long time since I had one like you, all

      bright and sharp around the edges. You are nearly a work of art, Fett;

      there is a clarity to you that is-chuckle--quite wonderful.

      A purity to your intent.

      Fett fought back the useless rage that threatened to overwhelm him; it

      was something he'd had practice at. "I'm a hunter. I bring those who

      do evil to justice, and there is little room to be unclear on the

      subject."

      You remind me of someone--ah. I have it: You remind me of the Jedi.

      Keeping his voice expressionless was an accomplishment.

      "The Jedi."

      Yes. A Jedi we ate a few thousand years ago. We've kept her; would you

      like to meet her?

      "No." Fett closed his eyes and floated senselessly in the darkness. A

      Jedi we ate, it had said. "No. Keep your Jedi to yourself."

      Impression of a shrug. As you wish. You'll look forward to a break in

      the tedium . . . soon enough.

      Fett opened his eyes and stared ahead into the emptiness, listening to

      the silence. The screams he had heard at first, those of the men who

      had fallen into the Great Pit with him, had ceased. He had not heard

      even one in some time. The fury built in Fett, self-contained, black

      and bone-deep. Another crack nearby, sounding very like a whip; Fett

      took a shuddering breath and when he spoke his voice shook slightly. "I

      don't understand this. I don't understand this at all. Why is this

      being prolonged? Is there a purpose? The Sarlacc can eat me when I'm

      dead, can't it? I've killed, I've killed virtually everything that

      moves, one time or another, a hundred different species, sentient and

      dumb; if it breathes I've probably killed it or something like it. But

      I've killed clean. I've killed without stretching it out. Where's the

      grace in a death like this?"

      Fett had the impression that his question was being considered.

      For you ? Why, I suppose there is none. But your life and death belong

      to me now, not you; and they serve my purpose. Recognize and understand

      your place in things, Boba Fett, for you are not even a real thing;

      merely a collection of thoughts that has deluded itself into a belief in

      its own existence.

      "You're saying that I'm not real, that nothing's real?" Fett's lips

      twisted in a snarl. "The air stinks too badly for me to believe that."

      You, and I, and everything else--we are merely a process, Boba Fett. A

      process that has named itself "I." Surely the Real exists, and we are

      an expression of it. But are you and I real? No. We are processes

      that have grown arrogant and broken apart from the Real. In time we

      shall be rejoined to it. The voice pausedYou want to know why this is

      taking so long? You've barely been down here a day, Boba Fett.

      There are sentients who've been kept alive for hundreds of years while

      the Sarlacc digested them. After a long pause it added, with a sense of

      weariness so profound Fett believed it would have killed him to

      experience it, Thousands of years, in some cases.

      Fett did not know what made him so certain, the weariness; he said, "You

      . . . you lie. You're not the Sarlacc--you're down here, with me."

      I'm not the Sarlacc? Considering, thinking: Don't be so sure of that. !

      am Susejo of Choi, or I was, and I have been here for a very, very long

      time. Longer than you can imagine but who knows? Perhaps you will not

      have to imagine it. Perhaps you will survive. You entertain me, and

      that which entertains me entertains the Sarlacc.

      When I am happy, it is happy. I expect you will be with us for some

      time.

      Let me activate even one weapon system Fett fought the thought down,

      pushed it back hard, and said aloud, "You are cruel."

      There's a joke, said the voice, that my Jedi told me. A sentient visits

      a nearby. farm and sees a barve in the front yardwandering around on

      five legs--one leg has been amputated. The sentient in question, JoJo,

      asks the owner why the barve has had a leg amputated.

      "Well," says the owner, "let me tell you something about that barve.

      That's the smartest barve you've ever seen in your life, JoJo.

      That barve talks, he can fly a speeder, and he's great with the kids,

      keeps an eye on 'em when I;m out in the field-why, just a few weeks ago

      he rescued my youngest one from drowning.

      "And JoJo says, "That's amazing! But what happened to the amputated

      leg?" The owner stares at JoJo. "Well, man, you don't eat a barve like

      that all at once!"

      Susejo laughed silently in the darkness, and the wall behind Fett

      rippled again.

      Boba Fett thought to himself, I wish I had a thermal detonator.

      I'd take you with me.

      You are eternally the Real, Boba Fett . . . and there is nothing to

      desire.

      The chrono that glowed in the lower right-hand corner of Boba Fett's

      helmet visor told him when dawn came. It had been dark already when he

      awakened; when dawn arrived, the tunnel off to Fett's left lightened

      noticeably. At noon, when the sun was directly overhead, enough light

      filtered down through the yawning mouth of the Sarlacc that Fett could

      see his surroundings clearly.

      The walls of the small tunnel in which the Sarlacc had stored him were

      grayish-green; they looked damp, though Fett's gloves prevented him from

      being certain.

      Small tendrils grew along the edges of the ridging in the walls; along

      the floor the tendrils were larger, proper tentacles, a mat of several

      hundred tentacles, four to six centimeters wide, three and four meters

      long. They lay motionless most of the time; when the tentacles did move

      they whipped around at such speed that the tentacle tips broke the sound

      barrier, very like the tip of a whip. It was the source of the cracking

      noises Fett had been hearing since he'd awakened . . .

      and once he knew what it was he shivered. The crackin
    g was a steady

      background sound, yet the tentacles around him did not move often. It

      made Fett wonder just how large the Sarlacc's interior was and how far

      from the surface he might be--how many of those tentacles he would have

      to fight his way through to get out again.

      Oh, but you're not going to get out again, Boba Fett. No one ever has,

      and you won't be the first. Listen: The Sarlacc ate my left leg first,

      love. I hadn't been able to move either my arms or my legs for . . .

      months, I suppose, a very long time. They didn't hurt anymore, though

      my skin burned, and never has stopped burning the entire time I've been

      in this blasted pit.

      She has me hanging up in the main chamber while she digests me. I

      suppose that's something; a thing to be grateful for in the grand scheme

      of things. Mica and I came down together when our speeder got shot

      down, and Mica got hustled back into one of those little openings along

      the edge, down into the Sarlacc's guts. This is a bad way to die, but

      that'd be worse, that'd be a lot worse. I'm blind in one of my eyes

      now, but I can still see the sunlight striking down into the main pit,

      through the other, and I tell you, it keeps me going. Never thought I'd

      see the day when a brief glimpse of Tatooine's pale blue sky would be a

      reason to keep living.

     


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