The Housewife Assassin's Horrorscope

  –Tatjana Soli, New York Times bestselling author of The Lotus Eaters

  "I loved this juicy-as-it-it-is-heartfelt novel about love, marriage, friendship and sharp, manicured claws. Could not put it down!"

  –Melissa Senate, author, The Secret of Joy

  "Poignant and funny! Josie Brown's protagonist is strong, resilient, and unflinchingly honest: she has all the skills she needs to navigate the 'mean streets' of the gated community of Paradise Heights. A great read!"

  –Wendy Wax, author, Magnolia Wednesdays

  “Brown proves that a story with suburban bodies can be just as suspenseful as one with dead bodies! Secret Lives of Husbands and Wives is a probing, entertaining fishbowl of married life in a well-heeled, wayward neighborhood. Loved it!”

  –Stephanie Bond, author of Body Movers series and Two Guys Detective Agency series

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  The Housewife Assassin’s Horrorscope

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  ISBN# 978-1-942052-67-8

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  This is a work of fiction. All incidents, corporate entities, and dialogue, and all characters with the exception of some well-known historical and public figures, are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Where real-life historical or public figures appear, the situations, incidents, and dialogues concerning those persons are entirely fictional and are not intended to depict actual events or to change the entirely fictional nature of the work. In all other respects, any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

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