QUENTIN Q. QUACKSWORTH, ESQ. is the Blabby Award–winning narrator of Honest Jim and the Do-Right Lads, Lovey Tumkins and the Pleasant and Helpful Wee Folk, and other books much more morally improving than this one. Feel free not to visit him on the web as Mr. Quackworth finds all “electronic communiques” to be “base and vulgar.” All correspondence should be sent via traditional mail, telegraph, or messenger pigeon to his narrators union shop steward, MacKenzie “Blinky” Blinkteron.
Jacket illustrations: Adam Horsepool
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