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    The Elephant of Surprise

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      “Runaround Sue” by Dion came up first, and Brett held out her hand to me while swaying her hips from side to side. It was an invitation impossible to ignore. I came in from the kitchen and took her hand.

      She said, “Hap, let’s dance, baby.”

      I used to dance well, but I didn’t do it much anymore. But right then that music was beautiful and stirring, and I began to dance, and my body became loose and easy. I told myself I would never pick up a gun again. I would never get involved with anything where I might be hurt or I might hurt someone else. It wasn’t the first time I had spoken to myself that way.

      Brett dropped my hand and came in close and we rolled our shoulders and swung our hips, touched noses, then moved back and let the music take us.

      Reba laughed, but then she and Nikki were out there with us, dancing together, clowning a little. Cason and Manny joined in, followed by Pookie and Leonard.

      Leonard proved once again that the idea that all black men can dance is a myth. He had the rhythm of a broken clock. But Pookie, now, he had it, man. He could move.

      Hanson kept his seat and clapped his hands to the beat.

      Brett signaled to him, did it a couple of times. Hanson got up and came over. She grabbed his shirt and pulled him close and the three of us danced until Hanson’s bad leg sent him back to his chair.

      More old music followed, the Beach Boys, early Beatles, Buddy Holly, the Sun hits of Johnny Cash, all the gods of rhythm and blues, rockabilly, and rock ’n’ roll. Brett turned it up.

      As we danced, the day began to fade and the night began to crawl and the room turned dark.

      Hanson turned on the lights. We all stopped and ate some more, had some coffee while some slow ones played, and then we were back at it when the fast ones came, dancing like fools. We did that tirelessly, late into the night, constantly replacing played-out sounds with unplayed sounds, and at some point, for no reason I could determine, there were tears in my eyes, running down my cheeks.

      I looked at Brett and smiled, and she smiled back.

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      Joe R. Lansdale is the author of nearly four dozen novels, including Jackrabbit Smile, Edge of Dark Water, the Edgar Award–winning The Bottoms, and the Spur Award–winning Paradise Sky. He has received eleven Bram Stoker Awards, the American Mystery Award, the British Fantasy Award, and the Grinzane Cavour Prize. He lives with his family in Nacogdoches, Texas.

      BOOKS BY JOE R. LANSDALE

      THE HAP AND LEONARD NOVELS

      Savage Season

      Mucho Mojo

      The Two-Bear Mambo

      Bad Chili

      Rumble Tumble

      Captains Outrageous

      Vanilla Ride

      Devil Red

      Honky Tonk Samurai

      Rusty Puppy

      Jackrabbit Smile

      The Elephant of Surprise

      OTHER NOVELS

      The Magic Wagon

      The Drive-In

      The Nightrunners

      Cold in July

      The Boar

      Waltz of Shadows

      The Bottoms

      A Fine Dark Line

      Sunset and Sawdust

      Lost Echoes

      Leather Maiden

      All the Earth, Thrown to the Sky

      Edge of Dark Water

      The Thicket

      Paradise Sky

      SELECTED SHORT-STORY COLLECTIONS

      By Bizarre Hands

      Sanctified and Chicken-Fried

      The Best of Joe R. Lansdale

     

     

     



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