31 From “The Whiteness of the Whale,” Moby-Dick, by Herman Melville.
32 Another Girl Scout trick!
33 I know there’s a term for this, but I can’t remember what it is. Vivian, the language nerd, would know.
34 Excerpt from “I Have a Strange Relationship With Music,” by Jessica Hopper, from the essay collection The First Collection of Criticism by a Living Female Rock Critic.
35 And probably every other wedding in the history of weddings.
36 This is adultspeak for “she’s been institutionalized.”
37 You know the one. The dude in the suit and bowler hat with the big green apple inexplicably hovering in front of his face.
38 See what I did there? I called them my parents. Feelings: OWNED.