Darcy likes this.
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Miss Bingley
Man, Lizzy looked terrible today, huh, Darcy? Almost didn't recognize her!
Darcy
I didn't notice anything different.
Miss Bingley
Srsly she's nothing 2 abt. Her features r boring: . Remember when u said Lizzy was pretty? LOLZ. You may as well say her mother is smart! #Bwahaha #EvilLaughter
Darcy
That was a long ago. Now I don't think she's pretty...I think she's gorgeous.
Miss Bingley
Oh.
From: Jane Bennet
To: Lizzy Bennet
Subject: We're Ruined
Lydia and Wickham have run away together. !!! Mom is FREAKING out. This will RUIN us. We'll be old maids 4ever if Wickham doesn't her. We don't have , so maybe he's doing it 4 #TheRightReasons? Please come asap!! And bring our aunt & uncle! Dad needs help trying to find Lydia in London. We're so ed.
Darcy
Thanks 4 coming over last night, Lizzy.
Lizzy
Can't talk. I need 2 find my aunt & uncle asap!
Darcy
Are you all right? Do you want a glass of ?
Lizzy
No, no. I'm not . I just got terrible .
Darcy
???
Lizzy
My sister's off w/ Wickham. U can figure out the rest. I can't believe I didn't tell any1 what a person he is.
Darcy
OMG NO. Can I help??
Lizzy
No. My dad & uncle will go look 4 her.
Darcy
I'm so, so sorry.
Lizzy
Me 2. Please don't say anything 2 anyone.
Darcy
I promise I won't.
My is a disgrace. Darcy can never me now. Things were just starting 2 go my way & now THIS. Sux that in losing him I realize how I rly feel. #SingleBecause
Mrs. Bennet If we had all gone 2 Brighton for the summer, none of this would have ever happened! I'm so upset I can't leave my room!
Lady Catherine de Bourgh likes this.
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Lizzy: Mom, this is all Lydia's fault!
Jane: We'll probably see her change her relationship status asap. #Refresh Collins: I don't mean to be rude...but it'd probably b better if she had died, huh? So glad I didn't u, Lizzy lol. (No offense.)
Mary Bennet
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Lizzy
Daddy, I'm so sorry this happened.
Mr. Bennet
Don't be. I have no one to blame but myself. You were right about everything. Go ahead and say you told me so.
Lizzy
I would never.
>>> Message forwarded from Mr. Bennet to Lizzy
From: Mr. Gardiner
To: Mr. Bennet
Subject: Good News (& Bad News)
I found Lydia and Wickham! I convinced them that they had to marry, now that they've been living in sin together. But there is 1 condition: you have to promise Lydia an inheritance when you die. They're not asking for much. Seems that Wickham's not as broke as we thought he was. If you agree, Lydia will get married today.
Lizzy
OMG! What are u going 2 back?
Mr. Bennet
I can't believe Wickham asked for so little. I need to know (1) how much money Gardiner put down, and (2) how I am ever going to repay him.
Lydia
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Mr. Bennet: Not only are we not buying you all this stuff, Lydia, but you're not allowed to set foot in my house again!
Mrs. Bennet: WHAT?! But she has to visit so we can show off her !
Mr. Bennet: Sigh. Fine. But she can't live anywhere near here.
Mrs. Bennet: WHAT?!
Mr. Bennet: I'm putting my .
Can't stop thinking about Darcy. He and I could have been the happiest couple in the if it wasn't 4 this bull w/ Lydia. I wish he didn't know the truth! I should have kept my mouth shut.
Lydia and Wickham have checked into Longbourn.
Mrs. Bennet likes this.
Lydia Lydia has changed her relationship status from Single to Married. #SorrySisters
REPLY
Mrs. Bennet: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray!
Lizzy: Srsly, Mom? SMH.
Jane: Wickham must rly Lydia...right?
Lydia Wickham Lydia has added "Getting husbands 4 my sisters" to her interests.
REPLY
Lizzy: Unfollow!
what's up, sis? i'd come talk 2 u in person but married people r rly busy.
Lizzy
Life's so hard....
Lydia
want 2 hear more abt my fabulous wedding?
Lizzy
Nope!
Lydia
your bf darcy was there.
Lizzy
STFU
Lydia
i wasn't supposed to tell you. i forgot i promised not 2.
From: Lizzy Bennet
To: Mrs. Gardiner
Subject: Darcy Cameo
Hi, Auntie.
Is it true that Darcy was @ Lydia's wedding? I need details! Thx!
Your favorite niece xx
From: Mrs. Gardiner
To: Lizzy Bennet
Subject: Re: Darcy Cameo
Yes, Lizzy. Darcy found Wickham & Lydia and tried to talk them out of their plans. He tried to make Lydia leave, but she wouldn't. So he made sure they got married . Darcy paid off Wickham's debts and got a new job for him. Your uncle wanted to pay off the debt , but Darcy insisted. He felt his pride was responsible for everything.
Mrs. Gardiner
PS: Don't be mad I didn't tell you sooner. I wasn't supposed to say anything. But now that you know, isn't Darcy the greatest? If I were young and single...
I can't believe Darcy would do something like that 4 my ! After all the stuff that's happened. SMH. I don't get it. What does he care about Lydia? Was it just because of his past w/ Wickham? Or does he still me?
Bingley has checked into Netherfield.
Lizzy
Jane! Did you see that Bingley's back in town?
Jane
Yes, I wish Mom would stop reminding me. Just when things were starting to get easier, he comes back and all the old feelings resurface.
Bingley and Darcy have checked into Longbourn.
Mrs. Bennet: So glad ur here, Bingley! Make yourself @ !!
Jane: Don't 4get about Darcy, Mom!
Mrs. Bennet: Darcy, too, I guess.
Lizzy: Mom, please.
Bingley: Jane, I can't wait 2 u! From ur pics, u are looking like an as always.
Jane: Bingley, u sure know how 2 make a girl .
Mrs. Bennet: We r all SO happy 2 have you back in town, Bingley. We thought you were never coming back!! So much has happened!!! Did you see Charlotte and Lydia got married???
Darcy: Didn't know they were each other's type, lol.
Lizzy: Ha!
Mrs. Bennet: Huh?
Lizzy: Bingley, how long do you plan to stay in town?
Bingley: A few weeks, I think.
Mrs. Bennet: Ur welcome 2 come here anytime u'd like! Come over 4 dinner 1 night this week.
Bingley: Will do!
Darcy didn't say 1 word 2 me when he was here. I wanted 2 thank him 4 what he did 4 my , but couldn't find the right . It's so hard 2 get a read on him.
Jane
The worst is behind us, Lizzy. We survived Darcy & Bingley w/o falling 2 pieces! And now every1 will say we r just friends.
Lizzy
#FamousLastWords Do u rly expect me 2 believe that? Bingley's obvi more in w/ u than before!
Jane
You think??
Lizzy
I know.
Mrs. Bennet Mrs. Bennet has created an event:
Dinner at Longbourn.
Darcy and Bingley like this.
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Darcy
Hi there, Li
zzy. What's up?
Lizzy
Hey! How r u?
Darcy
I'm good.
Lizzy
Cool.
Darcy
Nice.
Lizzy
I'm good 2.
OMG SO AWKWARD. I have no idea what 2 say 2 him. I must b the most awkward person alive. (Besides my sister Mary.)
Mrs. Bennet Dinner was perfect!!! Even Darcy admitted it!!! And everyone agreed that Jane looked stunning! #GreatSuccess
REPLY
Mr. Bingley has checked into Longbourn.
Jane and Mrs. Bennet like this.
Mr. Bingley: Jane, can we talk later?
Jane: Of course!
Mrs. Bennet: OMG! Bingley, are u going 2 2 Jane? OMG, u totally r, I know it!
Jane Jane Bennet has updated her relationship status from Single to Engaged.
Lizzy, Mrs. Bennet, and Mr. Bennet like this.
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Lizzy: Hooray! Hooray!
Mrs. Bennet: Jane, I knew u couldn't b my prettiest daughter 4 nothing!!!!!!
Lydia:
Lizzy
#BestDayEver
Jane
Ahhhh!! I couldn't b happier! #Blessed
And do u know what else? He told me he had no clue I was in London last yr!
Lizzy
Rly?!
Jane
Must have been his sisters trying 2 tear us apart. But no matter, I will have the last laugh.
Lizzy
That's probably the meanest thing you've ever said. Bwahaha! LOVE IT.
Jane
He told me he was in love with me all last year. He thought I didn't love him back! Can you believe it??
Lizzy
No, I can't....But I'm so happy it all worked out! #OTP
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Elizabeth Bennet. --LCdB
Lizzy
Yes, this is Lizzy.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Your sister just got engaged, and now I hear you are about to get engaged to my nephew Darcy. Impossible! Did he or did he not propose? --LCdB
Lizzy
U just said it was impossible.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I have a right to know what Darcy is doing. --LCdB
Lizzy
Yeah, I know who you are. You sign all your texts. But u don't have a right 2 know what I'm doing.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Mark my words. Darcy is getting married to MY daughter. --LCdB
Lizzy
So why r u txting me?
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
We've been planning this since they were babies. Literally!!! I'm not going to let this fall apart because of someone of inferior birth! --LCdB
Lizzy
Not my problem. If he wants to me, that's his call.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT ENGAGED TO HIM? --LCdB
Lizzy
I'm not.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
AND WILL YOU PROMISE TO NEVER BECOME ENGAGED TO HIM? --LCdB
Lizzy
Nope.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU ALONE UNTIL YOU PROMISE! --LCdB
Lizzy
Well, I'm not going 2 promise, so u'd better have a good plan.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY? I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT LYDIA'S ELOPEMENT. --LCdB
Lizzy
That's it! U have ed the line.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO MARRY HIM?? --LCdB
Lizzy
I will do whatever makes me happy.
#ByeFelicia
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
WE'RE NOT DONE HERE. --LCdB
Lizzy has added Lady Catherine de Bourgh to Blocked Callers List.
Mr. Bennet
Lizzy, we have 2 talk! Just got an from Collins.
Lizzy
What's up, Dad?
Mr. Bennet
He says you're about to marry one of the "most eligible bachelors around."
I bet he means DARCY! Lol! But you HATE that guy! Collins is such a hoot!
Lizzy
Funny.
Mr. Bennet
You don't think it's hysterical?
Lizzy
Yeah, LMAO.
Mr. Bennet
He went on to say that Lady Catherine de Bourgh absolutely forbids it, lol.
Lizzy
Lol.
Mr. Bennet
He also told me that we should disown Lydia, as is our "Christian duty."
Lizzy
Okay, that one is actually funny!
Darcy and Bingley have checked into Longbourn.
Lizzy and Jane like this.
Lizzy
Darcy!
Darcy
Hey.
Lizzy
I don't know how 2 thank u 4 all u have done 2 save Lydia's rep.
Darcy
I didn't want u 2 know.
Lizzy
Lydia has a big . TY so, so much. My owes u 1.
Darcy
NBD. Truth is I only did it 4 u, Lizzy.
Lizzy
!!!
Darcy
Look, I gotta know. Do u still hate me? If so, that's fine & I'll never ask again. But I'm still in w/ u.
Lizzy
I don't hate u at all, Darcy.
Darcy
Rly?
Lizzy
I'm in w/ u!
Darcy
Even after everything that happened w/ my crazy aunt? I she threatened u. SMH.
Lizzy
Haha, yeah.
Darcy
She's crazy, but her visit gave me hope! If you didn't me, then u would've just told her so.
Lizzy
Well, I had no trouble cutting u down to ur face, so y not in front of ur whole ? Haha
Darcy
I deserved everything u said. When u told me I acted like a jerk, and that there was nothing I could say 2 make u accept my ...BURN. I read back those msgs a lot.
Lizzy
OMG delete them immediately.
Darcy
Was it my that changed ur mind?
Lizzy
It changed everything.
Darcy
Sry if it hurt ur feelings. Delete it, please!
Lizzy
I will if you want me to. But we shouldn't 4get the past. (I'm not proud of myself either.)
Darcy
I can't NOT think about it. I was so spoiled & thought I was so much better than every1 else. It took me 28 years to meet some1 who made me want 2 b a better person.
You, Lizzy.
Lizzy
All the hearts!!!
U must have hated me after I turned u down!
Darcy
It opened my .
Lizzy
What did you think when I saw you at Pemberley?
Darcy
I was surprised. Didn't know u were such a STALKER.
Lizzy
There r lots of things u don't know about me yet.
What do you think now about Bingley and Jane?
Darcy
I'm totally on board . I told him the truth about how I wanted them apart. He was .
Lizzy
I can imagine.
Darcy
I was way off. I can now she rly does him like crazy.
Lizzy
Darcy
He was when I told him she was in London the whole and we didn't tell him. But now he's forgiven me. #Whew