Enjoy the fruit cocktail. It lasts about 2 years. You will like the Slim Fast. I feel that time is running out—even as I watch the seconds steadfastly add up on my watch. Maybe you can use the time. I don't want it anymore.
I've lived 253 days. That feels pretty significant.
I'm lucky.
You are too.
ZOMBIE TRACKING CHART
Name
Description
DOD 2.0
Lazarus
The first undead: missing half his face
July 5
Red
Red shirt
Sept 7
Farmer
older guy with bibs
Murphy
“Murphy Brown” blonde, executive type
Aug 3
Waldo
Striped shirt and glasses
Turtle
Broken collar and shoulders on long neck and HUGE body
Oct 19
Mary Anne
brunette w/pigtails
July 29
Postman
Mailman
Bingo
seems to pop up randomly
Harry
Hairy
Narcissus
seems to notice the water, probably just frogs
Aug 3
Adam
naked man whose crotch has been eaten away
Barney
short, thick blonde w/no legs
Oct 2
John Doe
white t-shirt, jeans, really “normal”
Bull
huge, beefy younger man – atypical linebacker type
Jeremy
middle-aged man with snow white hair
Dolly
heavy woman, large ratty hair, huge cha-chas, walks hunched over
Aug 2
Cathy
regular young woman
Aug 5
Brat Pack
assorted school children – always in pack (x8)
-1 July 8
-1 July 22
-3 Aug17
Monty
looks like a Python; I don’t remember which.
July 24
Hans the Nord
male with long white-blonde hair
Sep 15
Quazi
The shirtless man with a clearly broken back
Wilt
The zombie who’s at least 6’8 or 9
Frankenstein
Description cannot do justice: To see him is to know he is Frankenstein
COPYRIGHT
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, organizations, places, events, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead or undead, businesses, companies, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
Text copyright © 2014 Jaime Munt
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DEDICATION
This book is dedicated to friends:
To childhood friends, wondering what became of you.
To childhood friends that stuck around to be adult friends.
To new friends, especially Sandy, one of the most considerate people I’ve ever known.
To my sister, who I’m grateful is also my friend.
Each of you is a blessing who has improved my life and stabilized my existence. It has been so much fun corrupting each other!
Thank you for everything.
To animal friends, both past and present, who, in their unfailing love, perfect honesty, and innocence, are constant reminders of what should really matter in our lives.
You keep me going—because being a human can be hard.
Oh, and this is also dedicated to my high school Spanish class, because I promised.
ABOUT the AUTHOR
I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts Degree in Writing. I live in Northern Minnesota with my sister and my rat-terrier Chihuahua, Snoopy. I do freelance custom artwork and my own when I can.
In my free time—if I had free time I’d have finished a lot more stories. I would read, paint, sculpt, draw, and devour the hours with videogames and music.
Okay, I always make time for videogames…which takes precedence on eating, sleeping, and—let’s just say, all other functions of a living creature.
I love horror and fantasy—the top two realms my mind retreats to when I need to be a responsible adult.
I am an escapist. And I’ve always been a daydreamer. This is the best way I know of to find a story to tell. I hope I’ll get to share everything I’ve seen when willing myself, my soul, my consciousness—whichever—into a world or a life more interesting than my own.
Thanks for reading about me.
Look for my second book: White Child in the Wood Fall or Winter of 2014.
Table of Contents
Sep 16 6: 40pm
Sep 17 3: 21pm
Sep 19 about 8 am
Sept 20 5: 07pm
Sep 27 5: 15pm
Sep 28 1: 21pm
Sep 28 1: 33pm
Sep 29 7: 28am
Sep 30 8: 09am
Oct 3 10: 02am
Oct 4 1: 55pm
Oct 5 9: 20am
Oct 6 12: 25pm
Oct 12 12: 55pm
Oct17 11: 15am
Oct 18 9: 30am
Oct 19 3: 11pm
Oct 25 6: 42am
Oct 26 7: 05am
Oct 28 5: 33pm
Oct 29 9: 24am
Oct 30 9: 57am
Oct 31 8: 41am
Nov 1 4: 04pm
Nov 3 1: 49am
Nov 5 9: 53pm
Nov 6 4: 26am
Nov 7 8: 20pm
Nov 14 9: 34pm
Nov 28 7: 09am
Nov 29 6: 46am
Dec 15 2: 44pm
Dec 16 7: 16am
Dec 17 10: 59am
Dec 18 6: 09am
Dec 19 10: 58pm
Dec 20 3: 32pm
Dec 26 5: 04am
Dec 27 8: 29am
Jan 2 4: 49pm
Jan 3 7: 37am
Jan 4 10: 10am
Jan 5 3: 04pm
Jan 6 9: 01am
Jan 7 4: 13pm
Jan 8 9: 40am
Jan 9 5: 39am
Jan 10 NOON
Jan 16 2: 49pm
Jan 17 11: 01am
Jan 18 11: 54pm
Jan 22 1: 06am
Jan 23 7: 56 am
Jan 24 1: 06pm
Jan 25 4: 39pm
Jan 26 9: 18am
Jan 27 2: 10pm
Jan 28 9: 48am
Feb 1 3: 27am
Feb 2 1: 58pm
Feb 5 5: 50pm
Feb 6 4: 22pm
Feb 7 1: 48pm
Feb 8 7: 22am
Feb 9 4: 04pm
Feb 10 7: 56am
Feb 11 2: 49pm
Feb 12 3: 41pm
Feb 16 11: 19am
Feb 17 7: 19pm
ZOMBIE TRACKING CHART
COPYRIGHT
DEDICATION
ABOUT the AUTHOR
Table of Contents
Sep 16 6: 40pm
Sep 17 3: 21pm
Sep 19 about 8 am
Sept 20 5: 07pm
Sep 27 5: 15pm
Sep 28 1: 21pm
Sep 28 1: 33pm
Sep 29 7: 28am
Sep 30 8: 09am
Oct 3 10: 02am
Oct 4 1: 55pm
Oct 5 9: 20am
Oct 6 12: 25pm
Oct 12 12: 55pm
Oct17 11: 15am
Oct 18 9: 30am
Oct 25 6: 42am
Oct 26 7: 05am
Oct 28 5: 33pm
Oct 29 9: 24am
Oct 30 9: 57am
Oct 31 8: 41am
Nov 1 4: 04pm
Nov 3 1: 49am
Nov 5 9: 53pm
Nov 6 4: 26am
Nov 7 8: 20pm
Nov 8 4: 51pm
Nov 14 9: 34pm
Nov 28 7: 09am
Nov 29 6: 46am
Dec 15 2: 44pm
Dec 16 7: 16am
Dec 17 10: 59am
Dec 18 6: 09am
Dec 19 10: 58pm
Dec 20 3: 32pm
Dec 26 5: 04am
Dec 27 8: 29am
Jan 2 4: 49pm
Jan 3 7: 37am
Jan 4 10: 10am
Jan 5 3: 04pm
Jan 6 9: 01am
Jan 7 4: 13pm
Jan 8 9: 40am
Jan 9 5: 39am
Jan 10 NOON
Jan 16 2: 49pm
Jan 17 11: 01am
Jan 18 11: 54pm
Jan 22 1: 06am
Jan 23 7: 56 am
Jan 24 1: 06pm
Jan 25 4: 39pm
Jan 26 9: 18am
Jan 27 2: 10pm
Jan 28 9: 48am
Feb 1 3: 27am
Feb 2 1: 58pm
Feb 5 5: 50pm
Feb 6 4: 22pm
Feb 7 1: 48pm
Feb 8 7: 22am
Feb 9 4: 04pm
Feb 10 7: 56am
Feb 11 2: 49pm
Feb 12 3: 41pm
Feb 16 11: 19am
Feb 17 7: 19pm
ZOMBIE TRACKING CHART
COPYRIGHT
DEDICATION
ABOUT the AUTHOR