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    The Poetic Edda

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    which fell in one piece.

      Thor and Tyr came forward;

      the old giant

      bent his gaze

      upon his enemy.

      [14] His thoughts were not kind

      when he fixed his eyes

      on Thor, killer of giants,

      here, in his own home.

      But the giant

      ordered three bulls killed—

      reluctantly,

      he ordered them cooked.

      [15] They beheaded

      the bulls,

      and brought them

      to the cook-pot;

      and before he went to bed,

      Thor, son of Odin,

      ate two whole bulls

      of Hymir’s.

      [16] Gray-haired old Hymir

      saw it would be costly

      to feed the hunger

      of Thor.

      “If all three of us

      want to eat tomorrow,

      then we’d better

      go fishing.”

      [17] Thor said

      he was willing to row and fish,

      if the bold giant

      would let him have some bait.

      {95} Hymir said:

      “Well, giant-killer,

      if you’re brave enough,

      go out to my herd.

      You’ll find some bait there.

      [18] “I suspect

      you’ll find it easy

      to take some bait

      from one of my oxen.”

      So Thor went quickly

      out in the forest,

      and he saw before him

      a black ox.

      [19] Thor broke

      the whole head

      off the ox,

      gripping its horns.

      Hymir said:

      “What you’ve done

      here is even worse

      than it was having you inside,

      sitting and eating.”

      [20] Then Thor

      asked the giant

      to come with him to sea,

      to row out with him.

      But Hymir

      rowed a little,

      and was unwilling

      to row any further

      out in the deep sea.

      [21] Famous Hymir

      caught a whale,

      and then caught two whales

      on one hook,

      but Odin’s son

      {96} sat in the rear

      and craftily

      baited his own hook.

      [22] Thor,

      friend of humans,

      enemy of the serpent,

      put the ox’s head on his hook.

      Then the gaping Midgard-serpent

      came up, the one

      that hates the gods

      and lives in the encircling sea.

      [23] The bold Thor

      pulled bravely

      to bring that poison-slick

      serpent up on board.

      With his hammer,

      he struck a blow

      on the head of

      Fenrir’s serpent brother.

      [24] The monster howled,

      volcanoes erupted,

      and the old earth

      trembled all over,

      but that sea monster

      sank back into the waves.

      [25] The giant was gloomy

      as they rowed home;

      he sat at the oars

      and said not a word

      as they steered the boat

      back toward land.

      Hymir said:

      [26] “Share my work

      with me, do your half—

      either take the whales

      to my house,

      {97} or stay and

      tie up the boat.”

      [27] Thor went and

      grabbed up the boat and oars—

      he didn’t bail out the water,

      he just lifted the whole thing—

      and he took the whole boat,

      with its oars and buckets

      (it was a good boat)

      to the home of the giant.

      Thor carried it

      through the forest.

      [28] But the giant

      was still angry,

      he demanded

      a test of strength from Thor:

      He said it was no test at all

      to row a boat,

      but a truly strong man

      would be able to break his cup.

      [29] So Thor

      took the cup in hand,

      but he broke a stone

      trying to shatter that glass cup.

      Then he threw it

      through a wall,

      but it was brought back

      unbroken to Hymir.

      [30] Till Hymir’s

      pretty concubine

      told Thor a

      useful secret:

      “Hit it on Hymir’s head!

      That giant’s skull

      is made of harder stuff

      than any cup!”

      {98} [31] Thor stood up

      vigorously,

      he summoned

      all his godly strength;

      he left not a mark

      on that giant’s head,

      but the wine cup

      broke into pieces.

      [32] Hymir said,

      “I know my loss is great,

      when I see my cup

      fall broken at my knees;

      I know that I will

      never say again,

      ‘The drinks are ready!’

      [33] “The cauldron is yours,

      Thor and Tyr,

      if you can carry it

      out of my house!”

      Tyr tried twice

      to lift it,

      but the cauldron

      remained unmoved.

      [34] Thor, strong father

      of Mothi, took a turn.

      His feet broke through the floor

      while he lifted,

      but he lifted that cauldron

      over his head,

      and the chains that held it

      broke, and rattled at his heels.

      [35] They walked a long time

      before Thor, son of Odin,

      turned around

      to take a look behind him,

      and he saw, coming from

      the rocky east, Hymir, with

      {99} an army of giants coming at him,

      some with more than one head.

      [36] Thor threw the cauldron

      down from his shoulders

      and stood, ready to fight.

      He threw Mjollnir,

      his killing hammer,

      and he killed

      all those

      lava giants.

      [37] They didn’t walk long

      before Thor, son of Odin,

      saw before him

      one of his goats, half-dead.

      The goat was walking

      with a lame leg,

      and this was caused

      by lie-telling Loki.

      [38] But audience,

      you have heard all this,

      this story is often

      told among the stories of the gods.

      It’s told how Thor

      was paid back

      by the lava giant Egil;

      Thor took both his children.

      [39] Then Thor,

      mightiest of gods,

      returned to Asgard

      with the cauldron of Hymir.

      And now the gods

      drink good beer

      every winter’s day

      in Aegir’s hall.

      {100} Lokasenna (Loki’s Taunts)

      In Lokasenna, a clear picture of the trickster figure Loki appears. Having been cast out of a feast of the gods for killing a servant, Loki returns to the feast and offers insults to each god and goddess in turn. He is tolerated because Odin has made an oath never to drink without Loki present (st. 9). Loki’s insults are sometimes phrased in surprisingly explicit scatological terms (as in st. 32 and 34), and his insults toward the goddesses are invariably
    of a sexual nature, as are the insults that he and Odin trade with one another. Note that many stanzas, especially Loki’s, begin with “You know …” (Old Norse Veiztu …); this is a fairly common opening to stanzas elsewhere in the Edda as well, but here it may also be intended ironically, since much of what Loki reveals of the gods’ indecency was probably concealed from the other gods prior to this disclosure. Finally, after Loki has slandered everyone present, Thor appears and threatens Loki into leaving, and we learn at last how Loki was punished for insulting the gods by being chained beneath a poisonous snake, dripping venom on his face. The prose sections are original to the manuscript.

      Lokasenna

      Aegir, also called Gymir, prepared ale for the gods after he had acquired the great kettle, which has been told of. Odin came to the feasting with Frigg, his wife. Thor did not come, since he was out east, but Thor’s wife Sif was there. Bragi came with his wife Ithunn. Tyr was there as well—he was one-handed, because Fenrir had bitten his hand off when he was chained. Njorth was there with his wife Skathi, and his children Frey and Freyja. Vithar, son of Odin, was there. Loki was there, and so were Frey’s servants, Byggvir and Beyla. There were many other gods and elves as well. Aegir had two servants: Fimafeng and Eldir. Shining gold lit the hall, and the beer served itself. It was a great place of peace, and everyone praised how good Aegir’s servants were. Loki could not tolerate hearing good things said about servants, and so he killed Fimafeng. Then the Aesir shook their shields at Loki and shouted at him, and drove him out into the forest, and went back {101} to drinking. But Loki came back, and in the darkness outside he met Eldir. Loki said:

      [1] “TELL ME, ELDIR,

      before you take

      another step forward:

      What are the gods

      sitting in there

      talking about, over their beer?”

      Eldir said:

      [2] “They are comparing

      their weapons,

      and judging their readiness for war.

      Of the elves and gods

      sitting inside,

      not one is your friend.”

      Loki said:

      [3] “I will go in

      to Aegir’s hall

      and see this feast.

      I will bring them

      slanders and rumors,

      and mix their mead with misery.”

      Eldir said:

      [4] “You know that if

      you go in to Aegir’s hall

      to visit this feast,

      bringing slanders and rumors

      to spill out on their floor,

      they will wipe those words right off on you.”

      Loki said:

      [5] “You know, Eldir,

      if you and I were to compete

      at exchanging insults,

      it would be

      lucky for me

      if you said too much.”

      {102} Then Loki went into the hall. And when the feasters saw who had come in, they went silent.

      Loki said:

      [6] “I come thirsty

      into this hall,

      I, Loki, after a long road,

      to ask the gods

      to offer me

      just one drink of their famous mead.

      [7] “Why are you so silent,

      you proud gods,

      why do you say nothing?

      You ought to show me to my seat

      at such a feast,

      or else order me to leave.”

      Bragi said:

      [8] “The gods will never

      show you to a seat

      at this feast.

      The gods know what company

      they want to share

      a happy evening’s drinking with.”

      Loki said:

      [9] “Do you remember, Odin,

      when in bygone days

      we blended our blood?

      You told me then

      that you would never taste a drink

      that was not served to us both.”

      Odin said:

      [10] “Get up, Vithar,

      let this father of wolves

      take a seat and have a drink.

      Let’s not let Loki

      slander us here

      in Aegir’s hall.”

      {103} Then Vithar stood up and served Loki a drink. Before he drank, Loki said:

      [11] “Hail, gods and goddesses,

      all the high and holy Aesir!

      Except for

      that one god

      who sits furthest down the bench,

      that one there—Bragi.”

      Bragi said:

      [12] “I will give you

      a horse and a sword,

      I offer you these freely, and a ring—

      but in exchange,

      please don’t slander

      the gods, don’t awake their anger.”

      Loki said:

      [13] “Since when have you

      had a treasure or a horse to give?

      Of all the gods

      and elves

      inside this hall,

      you’re the biggest coward!”

      Bragi said:

      [14] “If we were outside,

      and you had not come

      inside Aegir’s hall,

      I would be holding your severed head.

      I’d pay you back that way

      for all your lies.”

      Loki said:

      [15] “You’re brave while you’re sitting.

      But you wouldn’t do that,

      Bragi, you benchwarmer.

      Go ahead and strike me,

      if you’re so angry.

      A brave man wouldn’t be afraid to do it.”

      {104} Ithunn said:

      [16] “I beg you, Bragi,

      think of your children

      by blood and by adoption,

      and don’t slander

      even Loki

      here in Aegir’s hall.”

      Loki said:

      [17] “Silence, Ithunn.

      I don’t think there’s any woman

      more lustful than you.

      Not since you wrapped

      your pretty arms

      around the killer of your brother.”

      Ithunn said:

      [18] “I will not slander

      even Loki

      here in Aegir’s hall.

      I will calm you,

      beer-maddened Bragi;

      I don’t want you two to fight.”

      Gefjun said:

      [19] “Why should two gods

      exchange insulting words

      here inside this hall?

      I think Loki

      is a cheerful fellow;

      everybody loves him.”

      Loki said:

      [20] “Silence, Gefjun.

      I remember that boy

      who seduced you into his bed.

      That handsome boy

      gave you a necklace,

      and you opened your thighs for him.”

      {105} Odin said:

      [21] “You’re mad, Loki,

      out of your wits,

      if you want to make Gefjun angry.

      I think she foresees the fates

      of all living things

      as well as I do.”

      Loki said:

      [22] “Silence, Odin.

      You always judge battles

      unfairly for humans.

      You have often given

      defeat to the better side,

      when you shouldn’t have.”

      Odin said:

      [23] “You know,

      even if I did judge unfairly,

      and made the better side lose,

      I know that you,

      for eight years,

      lived on the earth down below

      as a cow in milk, and as a woman,

      and you’ve given birth to children—

      I call that a pervert’s way of living.”

      Loki said:

      [24] “But people say that you

      practiced womanly magic

    &
    nbsp; on Samsey, dressed as a woman.

      You lived as a witch

      among the humans—

      and I call that a pervert’s way of living.”

      Frigg said:

      [25] “You should not

      discuss your histories

      openly in front of everyone.

      Whatever you two gods

      went about doing in your younger days—

      that belongs in the past, and should stay there.”

      {106} Loki said:

      [26] “Silence, Frigg.

      You’re Fjorgyn’s girl,

      and you’ve always been lustful—

      think of when you, Odin’s wife,

      accepted both Vilir and Ve

      into your embrace.”

      Frigg said:

      [27] “You know, if I had a son

      like Balder, sitting here

      with me in Aegir’s hall,

      in the presence of these gods,

      I declare you would never come out

      alive, you’d be killed shortly.”

      Loki said:

      [28] “You must want me

      to recount even more

      of my mischief, Frigg.

      After all, I’m the one

      who made it so that Balder

      will never ride home again.”

      Freyja said:

      [29] “You are mad, Loki,

      when you boast

      of your sins.

      I believe that Frigg

      knows everyone’s fate,

      even if she never speaks of it.”

      Loki said:

      [30] “Silence, Freyja.

      You are not free from faults;

      I know you too well.

      You’ve played the whore

      with every god and every elf

      who sits in this hall.”

      {107} Freyja said:

      [31] “You speak lies,

      and soon this kind of talk

      will cause you real trouble.

      The gods are angry at you

      and all the goddesses, too—

      you will go home friendless.”

      Loki said:

      [32] “Silence, Freyja.

      You are a witch,

      and have dealt out many curses.

      I hear the gods found you

      lying with your brother,

      and that you farted then, Freyja.”

      Njorth said:

      [33] “It is a small matter

      whether women sleep

      with their own men or others’.

      But it’s a surprise to hear

      such a sissy god talking here,

      when he’s borne children.”

      Loki said:

      [34] “Silence, Njorth.

      You were sent from the west

      as a hostage for the gods.

      The daughters of Hymir

      used your mouth as a urinal,

      and you’ve tasted plenty of piss.”

      Njorth said:

      [35] “I had some good from that,

      when I was sent from the west

      as a hostage for the gods.

      I fathered a son

      beloved by all,

      considered a hero among gods.”

      {108} Loki said:

      [36] “Stop this now, Njorth,

      control yourself.

      I will not conceal this any longer:

     


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