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    The Melting-Pot

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      DAVID [In pained amaze]

      Uncle!

      [Slowly] Then your hankering after the synagogue was serious after all.

      MENDEL

      It is not so much the synagogue-it is the call of our blood through immemorial generations.

      DAVID

      You say that! You who have come to the heart of the Crucible, where the roaring fires of God are fusing our race with all the others.

      MENDEL [Passionately]

      Not our race, not your race and mine.

      DAVID

      What immunity has our race?

      [Meditatively] The pride and the prejudice, the dreams and the sacrifices, the traditions and the superstitions, the fasts and the feasts, things noble and things sordid-they must all into the Crucible.

      MENDEL [With prophetic fury]

      The Jew has been tried in a thousand fires and only tempered and annealed.

      DAVID

      Fires of hate, not fires of love. That is what melts.

      MENDEL [Sneeringly]

      So I see.

      DAVID

      Your sneer is false. The love that melted me was not Vera's-it was the love America showed me-the day she gathered me to her breast.

      MENDEL [Speaking passionately and rapidly]

      Many countries have gathered us. Holland took us when we were driven from Spain-but we did not become Dutchmen. Turkey took us when Germany oppressed us, but we have not become Turks.

      DAVID

      These countries were not in the making. They were old civilisations stamped with the seal of creed. In such countries the Jew may be right to stand out. But here in this new secular Republic we must look forward--

      MENDEL [Passionately interrupting]

      We must look backwards, too.

      DAVID [Hysterically]

      To what? To Kishineff?

      [As if seeing his vision] To that butcher's face directing the slaughter? To those--?

      MENDEL [Alarmed]

      Hush! Calm yourself!

      DAVID [Struggling with himself]

      Yes, I will calm myself-but how else shall I calm myself save by forgetting all that nightmare of religions and races, save by holding out my hands with prayer and music toward the Republic of Man and the Kingdom of God! The Past I cannot mend-its evil outlines are stamped in immortal rigidity. Take away the hope that I can mend the Future, and you make me mad.

      MENDEL

      You are mad already-your dreams are mad-the Jew is hated here as everywhere-you are false to your race.

      DAVID

      I keep faith with America. I have faith America will keep faith with us.

      [He raises his hands in religious rapture toward the flag over

      the door.] Flag of our great Republic, guardian of our homes, whose stars and--

      MENDEL

      Spare me that rigmarole. Go out and marry your Gentile and be happy.

      DAVID

      You turn me out?

      MENDEL

      Would you stay and break my mother's heart? You know she would mourn for you with the rending of garments and the seven days' sitting on the floor. Go! You have cast off the God of our fathers!

      DAVID [Thundrously]

      And the God of our children-does He demand no service?

      [Quieter, coming toward his uncle and touching him

      affectionately on the shoulder.] You are right-I do need a wider world.

      [Expands his lungs.] I must go away.

      MENDEL

      Go, then-I'll hide the truth-she must never suspect-lest she mourn you as dead.

      FRAU QUIXANO [Outside, in the kitchen]

      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

      [Both men turn toward the kitchen and listen.]

      KATHLEEN

      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

      FRAU QUIXANO AND KATHLEEN

      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

      MENDEL [Bitterly]

      A merry Purim!

      [The kitchen door opens and remains ajar. FRAU QUIXANO rushes

      in, carrying DAVID'S violin and bow. KATHLEEN looks in,

      grinning.]

      FRAU QUIXANO [Hilariously]

      Nu spiel noch! spiel!

      [She holds the violin and bow appealingly toward DAVID. ]

      MENDEL [Putting out a protesting hand]

      No, no, David-I couldn't bear it.

      DAVID

      But I must! You said she mustn't suspect.

      [He looks lovingly at her as he loudly utters these words, which

      are unintelligible to her.] And it may be the last time I shall ever play for her.

      [Changing to a mock merry smile as he takes the violin and bow

      from her] Gewiss, Granny!

      [He starts the same old Slavic dance.]

      FRAU QUIXANO [Childishly pleased]

      He! He! He!

      [She claps on a false grotesque nose from her pocket.]

      DAVID [Torn between laughter and tears]

      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

      MENDEL [Shocked]

      Mutter!

      FRAU QUIXANO

      Un' du auch!

      [She claps another false nose on MENDEL, laughing in childish

      glee at the effect. Then she starts dancing to the music, and

      KATHLEEN slips in and joyously dances beside her.]

      DAVID [Joining tearfully in the laughter]

      Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

      [The curtain falls quickly. It rises again upon the picture of

      FRAU QUIXANO fallen back into a chair, exhausted with laughter,

      fanning herself with her apron, while KATHLEEN has dropped

      breathless across the arm of the armchair; DAVID is still

      playing on, and MENDEL, his false nose torn off, stands by,

      glowering. The curtain falls again and rises upon a final tableau

      of DAVID in his cloak and hat, stealing out of the door with his

      violin, casting a sad farewell glance at the old woman and at the

      home which has sheltered him.]

      Act III

      April, about a month later. The scene changes to MISS REVENDAL'S

      sitting-room at the Settlement House on a sunny day. Simple,

      pretty furniture: a sofa, chairs, small table, etc. An open piano

      with music. Flowers and books about. Fine art reproductions on

      walls. The fireplace is on the left. A door on the left leads to

      the hall, and a door on the right to the interior. A servant

      enters from the left, ushering in BARON and BARONESS REVENDAL and

      QUINCY DAVENPORT. The BARON is a tall, stern, grizzled man of

      military bearing, with a narrow, fanatical forehead and martinet

      manners, but otherwise of honest and distinguished appearance,

      with a short, well-trimmed white beard and well-cut European

      clothes. Although his dignity is diminished by the constant

      nervous suspiciousness of the Russian official, it is never lost;

      his nervousness, despite its comic side, being visibly the tragic

      shadow of his position. His English has only a touch of the

      foreign in accent and vocabulary and is much superior to his

      wife's, which comes to her through her French. The BARONESS is

      pretty and dressed in red in the height of Paris fashion, but

      blazes with barbaric jewels at neck and throat and wrist. She

      gestures freely with her hand, which, when ungloved, glitters

      with heavy rings. She is much younger than the BARON and

      self-consciously fascinating. Her parasol, which matches her

      costume, suggests the sunshine without. QUINCY DAVENPORT is in a

      smart spring suit with a motor dust-coat and cap, which last he

      lays down on the mantelpiece.

      SERVANT

      Miss Revendal is on the roof-garden. I'll go and tell her.

      [Exit, toward the hall.]

      BARON

      A marvellous people, you Americans. Gardens in the sky!


      QUINCY

      Gardens, forsooth! We plant a tub and call it Paradise. No, Baron. New York is the great stone desert.

      BARONESS

      But ze big beautiful Park vere ve drove tru?

      QUINCY

      No taste, Baroness, modern sculpture and menageries! Think of the Medici gardens at Rome.

      BARONESS

      Ah, Rome!

      [With an ecstatic sigh, she drops into an armchair. Then she

      takes out a dainty cigarette-case, pulls off her right-hand

      glove, exhibiting her rings, and chooses a cigarette. The BARON,

      seeing this, produces his match-box.]

      QUINCY

      And now, dear Baron Revendal, having brought you safely to the den of the lioness-if I may venture to call your daughter so-I must leave you to do the taming, eh?

      BARON

      You are always of the most amiable.

      [He strikes a match.]

      BARONESS

      Tout à fait charmant.

      [The BARON lights her cigarette.]

      QUINCY [Bows gallantly]

      Don't mention it. I'll just have my auto take me to the Club, and then I'll send it back for you.

      BARONESS

      Ah, zank you-zat street-car looks horreeble.

      [She puffs out smoke.]

      BARON

      Quite impossible. What is to prevent an anarchist sitting next to you and shooting out your brains?

      QUINCY

      We haven't much of that here-I don't mean brains. Ha! Ha! Ha!

      BARON

      But I saw desperadoes spying as we came off your yacht.

      QUINCY

      Oh, that was newspaper chaps.

      BARON [Shakes his head]

      No-they are circulating my appearance to all the gang in the States. They took snapshots.

      QUINCY

      Then you're quite safe from recognition.

      [He sniggers.] Didn't they ask you questions?

      BARON

      Yes, but I am a diplomat. I do not reply.

      QUINCY

      That's not very diplomatic here. Ha! Ha!

      BARON

      Diable!

      [He claps his hand to his hip pocket, half-producing a pistol.

      The BARONESS looks equally anxious.]

      QUINCY

      What's up?

      BARON [Points to window, whispers hoarsely]

      Regard! A hooligan peeped in!

      QUINCY [Goes to window]

      Only some poor devil come to the Settlement.

      BARON [Hoarsely]

      But under his arm-a bomb!

      QUINCY [Shaking his head smilingly]

      A soup bowl.

      BARONESS

      Ha! Ha! Ha!

      QUINCY

      What makes you so nervous, Baron?

      [The BARON slips back his pistol, a little ashamed.]

      BARONESS

      Ze Intellectuals and ze Bund, zey all hate my husband because he is faizful to Christ

      [Crossing herself] and ze Tsar.

      QUINCY

      But the Intellectuals are in Russia.

      BARON

      They have their branches here-the refugees are the leaders-it is a diabolical network.

      QUINCY

      Well, anyhow, we're not in Russia, eh? No, no, Baron, you're quite safe. Still, you can keep my automobile as long as you like-I've plenty.

      BARON

      A thousand thanks.

      [Wiping his forehead.] But surely no gentleman would sit in the public car, squeezed between working-men and shop-girls, not to say Jews and Blacks.

      QUINCY

      It is done here. But we shall change all that. Already we have a few taxi-cabs. Give us time, my dear Baron, give us time. You mustn't judge us by your European standard.

      BARON

      By the European standard, Mr. Davenport, you put our hospitality to the shame. From the moment you sent your yacht for us to Odessa--

      QUINCY

      Pray, don't ever speak of that again-you know how anxious I was to get you to New York.

      BARON

      Provided we have arrived in time!

      QUINCY

      That's all right, I keep telling you. They aren't married yet--

      BARON [Grinding his teeth and shaking his fist]

      Those Jew-vermin-all my life I have suffered from them!

      QUINCY

      We all suffer from them.

      BARONESS

      Zey are ze pests of ze civilisation.

      BARON

      But this supreme insult Vera shall not put on the blood of the Revendals-not if I have to shoot her down with my own hand-and myself after!

      QUINCY

      No, no, Baron, that's not done here. Besides, if you shoot her down, where do I come in, eh?

      BARON [Puzzled]

      Where you come in?

      QUINCY

      Oh, Baron! Surely you have guessed that it is not merely Jew-hate, but-er-Christian love. Eh?

      [Laughing uneasily.]

      BARON

      You!

      BARONESS [Clapping her hands]

      Oh, charmant, charmant! But it ees a romance!

      BARON

      But you are married!

      BARONESS [Downcast]

      Ah, oui. Quel dommage, vat a peety!

      QUINCY

      You forget, Baron, we are in America. The law giveth and the law taketh away.

      [He sniggers.]

      BARONESS

      It ees a vonderful country! But your vife-hein?-vould she consent?

      QUINCY

      She's mad to get back on the stage-I'll run a theatre for her. It's your daughter's consent that's the real trouble-she won't see me because I lost my temper and told her to stop with her Jew. So I look to you to straighten things out.

      BARONESS

      Mais parfaitement.

      BARON [Frowning at her]

      You go too quick, Katusha. What influence have I on Vera? And you she has never even seen! To kick out the Jew-beast is one thing....

      QUINCY

      Well, anyhow, don't shoot her-shoot the beast rather.

      [Sniggeringly.]

      BARON

      Shooting is too good for the enemies of Christ.

      [Crossing himself.] At Kishineff we stick the swine.

      QUINCY [Interested]

      Ah! I read about that. Did you see the massacre?

      BARON

      Which one? Give me a cigarette, Katusha.

      [She obeys.] We've had several Jew-massacres in Kishineff.

      QUINCY

      Have you? The papers only boomed one-four or five years ago-about Easter time, I think--

      BARON

      Ah, yes-when the Jews insulted the procession of the Host!

      [Taking a light from the cigarette in his wife's mouth. ]

      QUINCY

      Did they? I thought--

      BARON [Sarcastically]

      I daresay. That's the lies they spread in the West. They have the Press in their hands, damn 'em. But you see I was on the spot.

      [He drops into a chair.] I had charge of the whole district.

      QUINCY [Startled]

      You!

      BARON

      Yes, and I hurried a regiment up to teach the blaspheming brutes manners--

      [He puffs out a leisurely cloud.]

      QUINCY [Whistling]

      Whew!... I-I say, old chap, I mean Baron, you'd better not say that here.

      BARON

      Why not? I am proud of it.

      BARONESS

      My husband vas decorated for it-he has ze order of St. Vladimir.

      BARON [Proudly]

      Second class! Shall we allow these bigots to mock at all we hold sacred? The Jews are the deadliest enemies of our holy autocracy and of the only orthodox Church. Their Bund is behind all the Revolution.

      BARONESS

      A plague-spot muz be cut out!

      QUINCY

      Well, I'd keep it dark if I were you. Kishineff is a back number, and we don't take much stock in th
    e new massacres. Still, we're a bit squeamish--

      BARON

      Squeamish! Don't you lynch and roast your niggers?

      QUINCY

      Not officially. Whereas your Black Hundreds--

      BARON

      Black Hundreds! My dear Mr. Davenport, they are the white hosts of Christ

      [Crossing himself] and of the Tsar, who is God's vicegerent on earth. Have you not read the works of our sainted Pobiedonostzeff, Procurator of the Most Holy Synod?

      QUINCY

      Well, of course, I always felt there was another side to it, but still--

      BARONESS

      Perhaps he has right, Alexis. Our Ambassador vonce told me ze Americans are more sentimental zan civilised.

      BARON

      Ah, let them wait till they have ten million vermin overrunning their country-we shall see how long they will be sentimental. Think of it! A burrowing swarm creeping and crawling everywhere, ugh! They ruin our peasantry with their loans and their drink shops, ruin our army with their revolutionary propaganda, ruin our professional classes by snatching all the prizes and professorships, ruin our commercial classes by monopolising our sugar industries, our oil-fields, our timber-trade.... Why, if we gave them equal rights, our Holy Russia would be entirely run by them.

      BARONESS

      Mon dieu! C'est vrai. Ve real Russians vould become slaves.

      QUINCY

      Then what are you going to do with them?

      BARON

      One-third will be baptized, one-third massacred, the other third emigrated here.

      [He strikes a match to relight his cigarette.]

      QUINCY [Shudderingly]

      Thank you, my dear Baron,-you've already sent me one Jew too many. We're going to stop all alien immigration.

      BARON

      To stop all alien-? But that is barbarous!

      QUINCY

      Well, don't let us waste our time on the Jew-problem ... our own little Jew-problem is enough, eh? Get rid of this little fiddler. Then I may have a look in. Adieu, Baron.

      BARON

      Adieu.

      [Holding his hand] But you are not really serious about Vera?

      [The BARONESS makes a gesture of annoyance.]

      QUINCY

      Not serious, Baron? Why, to marry her is the only thing I have ever wanted that I couldn't get. It is torture! Baroness, I rely on your sympathy.

      [He kisses her hand with a pretentious foreign air.]

      BARONESS [In sentimental approval]

      Ah! l'amour! l'amour!

      [Exit QUINCY DAVENPORT, taking his cap in passing.] You might have given him a little encouragement, Alexis.

      BARON

      Silence, Katusha. I only tolerated the man in Europe because he was a link with Vera.

      BARONESS

      You accepted his yacht and his--

      BARON

     


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